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He won't last long if gardener finds out he's a weed...
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 26 May 2013, 0:26,
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Is it just me, or do pansys actually look like Des Lynam?
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 26 May 2013, 0:36,
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Oh my that is specialThis needs to win the compo. Love it
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 26 May 2013, 0:41,
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candles!!!!!!!!! : D¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Sun 26 May 2013, 12:21,
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Awesome!was gonna post this in a new thread, but it seems to fit here
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 26 May 2013, 1:09,
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Well, that was fun
We had skips and hummous of several kinds, including the metaphorical one. Often all at the same time.
flatfrog Staring vacantly into space,
Sun 26 May 2013, 0:23,
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Thanks to all for a nice evening.Missed my train in the end, got a stupid later one, then ended up being escorted the last two minutes of my journey home by a couple grumpy police officers who were apparently "worried" about me walking home alone but also seemed vaguely annoyed that I existed.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 26 May 2013, 2:00,
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I am approximately capable of going to sleepafter further drinking and making appropriate use of leftover balloons, i.e. balloon cocks were left clinging to surfaces, courtesy of static electricity.
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Sun 26 May 2013, 2:25,
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Failure I amI got as far as King's Cross before I realised my wallet wasn't with me having spent the entire day waiting on Parcel Force, who didn't turn up. By the time I got back home and looked at the time, I gave up. A shame, I would have liked to catch up with a few people
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 26 May 2013, 11:42,
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that's right, rub it in :(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 26 May 2013, 15:01,
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I saw a UFO when I was tagging it!(there on the left)
Still nothing moves you.
(Still nothing moves you.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 25 May 2013, 22:22,
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top work :Dat sarcasm or tagging... not sure which.
I had absolutely nothing to do with this appearing on a bank's wall:
(I had absolutely nothing to do with this appearing on a bank's wall:
arrangedletters,
Sat 25 May 2013, 22:45,
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I doubt that this post will suffice as a solid alibi. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 25 May 2013, 22:54,
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couldn't have been meI was behind the guy with the camera.
( arrangedletters,
Sat 25 May 2013, 23:03,
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hehehei was actually gonna ask about that dot
:)
(:)
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sat 25 May 2013, 23:57,
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It appeared on it's own......much like the UFO on Ceremony's "Still Nothing Moves You" LP cover.
Bizarre!!!
(Bizarre!!!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 26 May 2013, 0:16,
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dronewar!they've developed self awareness!
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sun 26 May 2013, 0:26,
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four tet - pinnaclesI like the song but Carlton seems to be winning
( arrangedletters,
Sat 25 May 2013, 22:38,
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Thank youLong time lurker and recent crap poster. Regardless I love this place.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 26 May 2013, 0:44,
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FUCK! YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE!!!1!Happy candles!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sun 26 May 2013, 9:29,
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I love this.:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 27 May 2013, 2:47,
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yay, cheap sex-doll woman is back
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 25 May 2013, 23:08,
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I've been here 8 yrs and still haven't got round to it. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 26 May 2013, 0:05,
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Do the Moggy Dance!EVERYONE!!!...DO THE MOGGY DANCE!!!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 26 May 2013, 0:30,
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Can't be as fabulous as 'The Yes Dance'.www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4
made the newsletter years ago.
(made the newsletter years ago.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 26 May 2013, 0:55,
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AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaghh not THAT one. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 26 May 2013, 0:06,
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YESNo sense makes sense. Give me hugs
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 26 May 2013, 1:00,
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Hahahahahaha!!Great stuff.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 27 May 2013, 2:48,
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Turn it off! (O)__(O)Ha Ha...nice edit!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 25 May 2013, 23:04,
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I CAN SEE IN ME OWN HEAD AN' ALL THAT!
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 25 May 2013, 23:06,
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well done, chap! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 25 May 2013, 22:55,
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This is obviously rigged!:O riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 25 May 2013, 23:15,
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It's been a while! Here's a pic of a recently retired man.
kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Sat 25 May 2013, 18:10,
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So I finished uni.
As it's quiet, stick this wolf up your arse and smoke it.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 25 May 2013, 17:36,
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i'm not entirely sure i'd like an arseful of smoking wolf Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 May 2013, 17:46,
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Different strokes for different folks I guess. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 25 May 2013, 18:00,
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this is very true Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 May 2013, 18:17,
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well done fellais this from the UK adaptation of Twilight?
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 25 May 2013, 19:58,
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Cheers :DThis is a scene from the failed Guy Ritchie screenplay, 'Cock Block and Two Smoking Howls.'
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 25 May 2013, 20:11,
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Tell you what....Dave IS a cunt!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 25 May 2013, 21:30,
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i smoked shisha from a car exhaust the other daytrue story
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sat 25 May 2013, 23:01,
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was part of some weird street theatre thing down the road from me. mental but quite cool alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sat 25 May 2013, 23:50,
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endorsed by dangermouse Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 May 2013, 16:26,
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Has it been eight years? It asOh I remember when this was all fields. And kittens. And the occasional Brian Pepper.
Came out of lurkage today to celebrate my eighth b3taday with you, accompanied by some crappy image I just made:
Oh and perhaps this is as good a time as any to inform all of you that my son was born just a few weeks ago. I look forward in giving him Hitler 'taches and combing his hair accordingly, as well as seeing him draw his first CDC.
Aww, look at the wee Peppers
(Came out of lurkage today to celebrate my eighth b3taday with you, accompanied by some crappy image I just made:
Oh and perhaps this is as good a time as any to inform all of you that my son was born just a few weeks ago. I look forward in giving him Hitler 'taches and combing his hair accordingly, as well as seeing him draw his first CDC.
Aww, look at the wee Peppers
c_kick or, as some people call him,
Sat 25 May 2013, 16:15,
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Woo for the picYay for the baby
and Houpla for the b3day
(and Houpla for the b3day
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 25 May 2013, 16:18,
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congrats on both frontsbut this place be becalmed today....
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 May 2013, 16:19,
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ayeI've noticed. Day of ghosts was good fun though
( c_kick or, as some people call him,
Sat 25 May 2013, 16:21,
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i missed most of it Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 May 2013, 16:23,
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yay congrats on the babyAnd happy b3taday
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 25 May 2013, 16:32,
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Happy Candles to you !tis quiet today...
i'm orf ta Walfamstaw for a party innit
laters...
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(i'm orf ta Walfamstaw for a party innit
laters...
: D
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Sat 25 May 2013, 16:43,
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excellentand happy candles day
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 25 May 2013, 17:12,
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Happy CandlesDon't lurk too much we miss you
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 25 May 2013, 22:43,
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HahahaWhy am I now thinking of Terrorvision?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:58,
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oh middleman, you're such a cunt! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 May 2013, 16:15,
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Yer twistin' me melon man...err middle man
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g0atchild Is back and has been away since,
Sat 25 May 2013, 16:25,
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Oh Middleman, if only you lifted some weights, and learned how to fly.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 25 May 2013, 17:31,
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He deserves itbecause he knows the phone numbers of the right people.
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Sun 26 May 2013, 9:51,
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HahaI know one of these, and parasite is the right word.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Thu 30 May 2013, 14:24,
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Just remind everyone going. The London Bash kicks off at 5pm. There will be a hummus based buffet (six types and counting).(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:06,
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well, that's unpleasant Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:09,
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also, shouldn't the claws on one hand be smaller? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:20,
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You'd think. Oh look they are.:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:25,
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pfff!you've ruined hugh jackman for me
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:27,
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You'd've only ruined him anyway. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:35,
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probablybut at least i'd have had fun doing it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:39,
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could be worse
Click for bigger (208 kb)
(seriously wtf paint 208kb for bw jpg)
g0atchild Is back and has been away since,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:45,
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GIVE ME 500cc OF FLAMING PISSHAMMERS, STAT! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:50,
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If anyone wants to meet up before hand, i'm currently sat in the V&AYou can't miss me.
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:20,
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I'll text ya when I'm there mate.Just drying off and having a prebash glass of wine.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:26,
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i might head to that yoghurt place by earls courtI hear the coffee is good even if the staff are a bit shit
Don't bother texting, I've left my phone at home.
(Don't bother texting, I've left my phone at home.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:29,
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Just say you're waiting for me and I said to give you a coffee.EDIT: I'll be there about quarter past. I even managed to locate bawwoon hanimal bawwons!
EDIT EDIT: Texted the lass working saying that you're not to pay.:)
(EDIT EDIT: Texted the lass working saying that you're not to pay.:)
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:36,
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Leaving in just over ten mins. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:56,
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Well we do use HT bunnies in the shop after all.:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:57,
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Had to get it out of my Eddie(
Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Sat 25 May 2013, 11:05,
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they use lens flare for exorcism now? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 25 May 2013, 12:57,
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it's known to sap the spirit Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 May 2013, 14:08,
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absolutelywhere is everyone
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 25 May 2013, 14:34,
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boo!/stuck at home skint and becasted
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 May 2013, 14:51,
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broke in every sense of the word then :/the boy and i are going to see Iron Man 3 in about an hour
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 25 May 2013, 14:56,
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i don't like iron manthe arrogance of the character just annoys me
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:02,
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Bruce Wayne without the angst and shitty childhood.
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Captain Howdy,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:16,
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pretty much Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:21,
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Nigella lawson has an unfeasibly large headI saw her in Manchester Airport once and she had a separate trolly just for her massive melon
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 25 May 2013, 10:38,
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could she fit her pout in the same trolley?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 25 May 2013, 10:50,
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My parents' god-daughter's father did her plumbing.If you know what I mean. Back when he was a plumber. Trufax.
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Sat 25 May 2013, 12:01,
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ban this filthfeet and hands are way too small ;)
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 25 May 2013, 12:19,
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a new logo for all the pricks out there
g0atchild Is back and has been away since,
Sat 25 May 2013, 4:32,
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it really shocked the ninja turtleswhen they walked in on their sensei masturbating.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sat 25 May 2013, 9:31,
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Admittedly that's from five years back.:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 25 May 2013, 15:39,
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that's going to fuck up a few bees Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 25 May 2013, 0:41,
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yay! lovely :Dthey'd not be out of place on the beach!
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sat 25 May 2013, 0:50,
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Hahaha!Pupils not big enough tho' {:-)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 25 May 2013, 1:00,
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o/ doesn't look like there'd be mushroom in there for much else :D
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sat 25 May 2013, 1:04,
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Zappa did not use illegal drugs. He tried cannabis ten times, but without any pleasure, and "never used LSD, never used cocaine, never used heroin or any of that other stuff."[198] Zappa stated, "Drugs do not become a problem until the person who uses the drugs does something to you, or does something that would affect your life that you don't want to have happen to you, like an airline pilot who crashes because he was full of drugs."[199] He was a regular tobacco smoker for most of his life, and strongly critical of anti-tobacco campaigns.[200] While he disapproved of drug use, he criticized the War on Drugs, comparing it to alcohol prohibition, and stated that the United States Treasury would benefit from the decriminalization and regulation of drugs.[193]
(,
Sat 25 May 2013, 2:34,
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sort of knew he wasn't into psychedelics.....just being lazy as it's from another gif "Moving to Montana"in which he's driving his bus..... Cheech is probably more in line with historical accuracy as such.Enjoy :D
( Elvis impersonator,
Sat 25 May 2013, 3:09,
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what is this wichcraft?!?I never, i mean..... FUCK!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 25 May 2013, 11:58,
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Really lovely in a trippy way. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 25 May 2013, 1:01,
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Evenin' all!Haven't been on /board for a while so as is traditional on my return, a B3tambigram. Not the clearest one I've ever done but I kind of love it.
Looking forward to seeing some of you again tomorrow at the bash!
(Looking forward to seeing some of you again tomorrow at the bash!
flatfrog Staring vacantly into space,
Fri 24 May 2013, 23:56,
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i like these thingsi imagine it's a bit of a headfuck to make them..?
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sat 25 May 2013, 0:07,
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SometimesThis one just kind of came to me. It's much more technical than usual; almost everything in it is made of symmetrical pieces, whereas normally I tend to be much more freeform.
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space,
Sat 25 May 2013, 0:18,
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that's excellentclosest thing I got is this
have fun at the bash
(have fun at the bash
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 25 May 2013, 0:25,
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NiceBut I'm interested why you bothered changing over the 'a'
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space,
Sat 25 May 2013, 0:29,
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just to make everything move : ) Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 25 May 2013, 0:34,
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hahahai did this after the daily heil stole one of my pictures:
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sat 25 May 2013, 0:32,
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Subtle :)I did this one for The Great Architect a long while back
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space,
Sat 25 May 2013, 0:38,
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I made this for Vodkafiend
Haven't seen him in some time. Which is a shame.
An Egg ,D,
Sat 25 May 2013, 2:15,
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I like that!I've never been able to do the blackletter thing, I just can't get the hang of it.
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space,
Sat 25 May 2013, 7:51,
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Here, the collie wobbles
Q and VS
I am puting any strangeness down to compression artifacts.
An Egg ,D,
Sat 25 May 2013, 2:05,
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some flowers
i did this for the make art interesting challenge a while ago but you can look at it again now.
sooperdave,
Fri 24 May 2013, 22:59,
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Something like thatBut I am about to add further punnage.
( An Egg ,D,
Fri 24 May 2013, 23:29,
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ha, it took me longer than it should of to get that.nice.
( sooperdave,
Fri 24 May 2013, 23:37,
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I just need to leave this here....
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Fri 24 May 2013, 21:55,
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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Just checking...
Err.
(Err.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 24 May 2013, 22:59,
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Hmm on reflection it should have been than butI had more relevant tossers in my focus...
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Fri 24 May 2013, 23:37,
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Who the hell are they?I'd say they were a boy band, but they don't appear to have met the ethnic diversity requirements.
( jonbob loves you,
Fri 24 May 2013, 23:39,
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wand erectionthey meet teenage girl requirements
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 25 May 2013, 0:30,
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I love Tesseractgood to hear some decent prog-metal coming out of the UK.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 25 May 2013, 10:53,
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