oh my god, you should have posted it as a reply to your last threadread the faq you terrible person
;)
(;)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:26,
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I thought I should'veI'm whipping my own back with birch branches for redemption as I type....
(,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:32,
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you forgot to add her super maxi flangenschwabs
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:27,
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It's always flanges and mucky minges with youYou are obsessed!!!!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:49,
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it's sometimes cocks, too Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 15:02,
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I am yet to see cocks but I'll keep checking spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 15:11,
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I know Ive gone wrongbut couldn't work out which one... I'm sure mums didn't need one?
(,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:37,
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Unless he had more than one mum, in which case I apologise
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An Egg ,D,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:42,
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Hello new person please read the FAQ, Cheers"A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image, but an apostrophe in the wrong place will"
may contain traces of lies
(may contain traces of lies
g0atchild Is back and has been away since,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 15:04,
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Bratwurst Cabbage Beer Eggs?Schindler was the original Johnny Fartpants
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:41,
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Farty-Lederhosen, surely?
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:43,
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farting in lederhosen can lead to eine splattenkacken Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:49,
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it appeared in the viz once Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 15:02,
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TchhhThat's the Price of fame, I guess.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:38,
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i find this insultingthere is absolutely NO FUCKING COMPARISON between Vincent Price and that bloated bag of tan-coloured plastic remnants
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:45,
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I just had a bag of reduced price remnants from tescohmm, remnants in slop.
Wasn't appealing tbh.
(Wasn't appealing tbh.
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:50,
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most remnants aren'tunless they're carpet remnants, which you can glue to your face and pretend they're sideburns
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:54,
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I'd be a relatively cool 1970's chap in such circumstances.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:59,
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do you have bell-bottomed flares?i have blouses of such hideousness that they should only ever be worn in a retro roller disco
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:01,
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No because that would result in looking like a twat.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:11,
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only if you were on a space hopperit takes courage to venture outside looking that bad
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:13,
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One's famous for presiding over houses of the most hideous horror imaginable, characterised by craggy, lined features and a thin moustache...The other is Vincent Price.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:53,
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It can probably be done a lot better but my hummus is at a low ebb the'day...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:57,
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same herebloody headache :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:58,
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Neither of them made it to the end of Edward Scissorhands. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 15:15,
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It would certainly be a tragic loss for british culture.she does have pretty eyes though.
(
shitshitshitshit x_x,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:22,
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I quite like burqasbeen thinking I might get the wife one
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Elvis impersonator,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:33,
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And yet they'll still carry The Sun, and all those gossip mags with the really positive "diet yourselves to a shadow or nobody will look at you ever" female body image messages.Accompanied by pictures of Beyonce or Rihanna in latest shocking video expose.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:16,
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Don't forget the Daily Mail's 'Think of the children' campaign,and to help you to think of children, they've handily printed some pictures of celebrity under-age-girls larking about on a hot summer's day collecting their exam results on a beach in St Tropez...
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:42,
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Yes - the famous Mail Online "All Grown Up" search phrase...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:44,
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I think the justification is that by the time the light has covered the distance to the 4000ft lens they're using to pap the shotthey'll actually be old enough to spluff over.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 15:12,
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I loved Pixar's Monsters UniversitySo i made a cute tentacle lady monster called Marlene.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:42,
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morning fella, that turned out alright then didn't it :) HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:03,
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Aye not to bad :-DI was gonna add a background at the 11th hour (literally, 11pm-ish), but it made it look a bit cluttered, and spoiled the crisp, simple lighting. Would have required another day to get it looking 'right' too.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:05,
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I think she'd probably be more scared of me in the buff. taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:32,
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you have a super poweralso this ?
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:58,
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Sexytime!She was actually mostly inspired by the PNK sorority girls. They were ace!
media.sfx.co.uk/files/2013/04/Monsters-university-PNK.jpg
brownbunni.tumblr.com/post/53755974184/i-adore-the-pnk-sorority-girls-im-going-to-get
(media.sfx.co.uk/files/2013/04/Monsters-university-PNK.jpg
brownbunni.tumblr.com/post/53755974184/i-adore-the-pnk-sorority-girls-im-going-to-get
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:59,
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I liked the way they easily switched between cute and killerexcellent arts BTW, will you be working for Pixar anytime soon ?
All their stuff seems so unbelievably wholesome I can't help thinking they have a dark underside somewhere.
(All their stuff seems so unbelievably wholesome I can't help thinking they have a dark underside somewhere.
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:15,
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I'm guessing PNK was a pesticide developed by Monsanto and these defects are actually happening now...I could be wrong though....I really hope I am
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:31,
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3 lashes per eyestandard
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:52,
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Is there a squiddy version of yiffing?Squishing?
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:53,
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tentacle pronit's everywhere in manga and worse in photos :(
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:04,
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Moggy appears to have removed her picture reply HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:26,
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I wouldn't knowIgnore is bliss....does what it says on the tin
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:35,
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what does it say on the tin?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:45,
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did somebody just say something??*looks round*
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:55,
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( )
( )
( )
O
O ^__^
o (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 11:12,
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it's called [ctrl][c],[ctrl][v] ;) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 11:29,
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no!no way!!!!
It's a fucking donkey, dude!!
sheesh -- LOL
(It's a fucking donkey, dude!!
sheesh -- LOL
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 17:16,
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Is Moggy back?I must have missed a meeting.... Been that busy the last few months I don't get to spend nearly enough time here.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:15,
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Mysteriously she turned up the day before JJ's return.Hilarity ensued. Also she called Pedro a temporary disease.
( Shlvng,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:31,
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Like having one front page is a temporary success?:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:49,
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ExcellentI've been meaning to take my kids to see that and this has made me book the tickets.
( Q4nobody,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:47,
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Yay!I much prefered it to the original.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:55,
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very cool!quadropus?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 11:46,
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could you make me a dragon please! not me personally, but a 3d one!
(
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:23,
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your work is excellentbut monsters university was very disappointing to me.
(
zog why change it now?,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:07,
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holy mother of fuck
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 3:00,
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You have admirable pussy control.Stunning markings on this tabby
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 3:37,
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This looks like some woman who $ORGANISATION hates because of one strange little trick.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:33,
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SAVE $$$ ON COSMETICS BY DUSTING YOUR FACE WITH DRIED DOG POO revolution now 👊,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:14,
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The American Veterinarian Association hates her because of her one strange dog poo.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 15:21,
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Hahah oh man, oh man, I gotta have me some o this thread
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 3:33,
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o hai can i haz FP ?..........................................keep dat tongue out baby !
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 3:53,
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Mating dance, followed by raw painful sex.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 3:56,
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I'm going to say it, because that's what friends do atomic:in all honesty, it's not your best work.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 4:00,
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It's also not nearly his worst.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 4:01,
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Now THAT'S friendship talking right there mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 4:19,
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Just kidding of course. Atomic is the bomb!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 4:27,
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^this^ the font incorporation is a mess PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:46,
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MY HUMAN'S GOT NO NOSE Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 6:21,
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ha ha ha, I Love You!!! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:45,
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The little twerking cunt chihuahua
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 3:50,
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The dirty little hussy is after cash.Takes a lot of money to look that cheap.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 4:09,
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actually, the resale shops have all a dog's needs PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:47,
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 4:30,
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Love is a many splendoured thing, atomic
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 6:22,
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a wild kitten approaches(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 6:32,
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Actually yeah a cheeseburger would be pretty great right now
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 1:54,
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I just woke upand could enjoy a cheeseburger at this moment
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:46,
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I nearly got my car locked in at Reading B&Q on Thursday nightafter popping across to the other carpark for a cheeseburger.
Two seconds later getting back and the git would have got the gate closed.
(Two seconds later getting back and the git would have got the gate closed.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 11:49,
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The cheeseburger is so powerful it can almost immobilise a human vehicle
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 15:22,
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i would like something sweeterlike a malted-milkshake
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 2:02,
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Or something else sweeter, perhaps?Like another FP?
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:47,
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hmmm, maybe Blowjob Betty would be more suitable(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 2:23,
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Bet she could suck a golfball through a garden hose. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 3:40,
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I bet he got the sack.Nice to have some time to check in here again.
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 0:07,
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bollock pole, ha ha!I don't geddit!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 0:23,
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One of those scroti appears to be knitted. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 0:40,
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Needs Immac perhaps?Don't use Veet though.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 1:29,
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Good thinking,I'll have a look on Amazon, see if they sell it. But as I'm unsure i'll check the reviews first.
(,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 2:01,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Donkeys!"){kind=small}
*gazzes the MODs*
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 23:53,
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I'd watch out Pedro, Moggy called you a temporay disease earlier.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 23:58,
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i just found that -- HA HA!It's my SIG now
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 1:30,
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Any ass looks good in a catsuit Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 0:01,
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From the look on it's face I think it's being milked.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 0:17,
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713x719? You'll never get an FB that size...
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 0:14,
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"WHAT HAZ U DUN 2 MY FACE!" FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 0:36,
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Flight Lieutenant Wiggins questioned the sanity of "Bring a Donkey to Work Day".
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 22:41,
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every day should be bring a donkey to work day
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 23:07,
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My Eyes do not computeDonkey Tomato explosion?
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 23:18,
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something has set off his neighdar PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 23:30,
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It's sent him ass-tray. In other words off horse (course).
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 0:43,
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...of course :D PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 11:00,
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Pretty fly for a fly guy
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 23:54,
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I thought the original looked rather like a fly too
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:25,
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Delicious when retreating from Moscow...
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 22:56,
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I didn't know Napoleon ever went to Blackpool beach.
(
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 23:07,
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Toilet Tanks of Aggression, raining shit on the battlefield
Was caused by http://www.b3ta.com/board/10988338
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 21:13,
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this actually worksI'm off for a dump right now
( Elvis impersonator,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 21:20,
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It'll take more than one blocked U-Bend to stop this lot.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 21:23,
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You are an utter loonBut this is brilliant
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 21:24,
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Toilet Tanks of Aggression, raining shit on the battlefieldWill be something hard to better. My mission to use this phrase at work.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 21:45,
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finding completely incomprehensible phrases to use at work is a worthy task indeed
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 21:49,
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Yes when some Twat Muppet at work in a meeting comes out with 'Thinking Outside of the Box'I shall unleash this and ask if we can 'Touch Base' later for a good kicking.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 21:57,
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That's some blue sky thinking right there mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 0:31,
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He should action that, going forward. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 0:51,
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Once all the ducks are in a row, of course.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 1:10,
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Before the poop hits the fan,or someone moves the cheese.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 1:30,
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We will conquer the world with smelly ammunition. Onward!
/sounds of squeaking tank treads, and fart noises.
(/sounds of squeaking tank treads, and fart noises.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 22:01,
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That'll show 'em! Those hippy peaceniks!
They won't have enough fans for the amount of poop thrown at them!
(They won't have enough fans for the amount of poop thrown at them!
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 0:07,
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What passing-bowls for these who die as shattle? Only the monstrous anger of the bums.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 22:08,
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They put their ass on the line, THEIR ASS!
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 0:08,
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War is hell, man.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 22:29,
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PRAWN TIME!!! IT HAS DESCENDED! PUSH THE BUTTON!!!
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 22:44,
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Hahaha, poor Frank, poor popularly snackworthy Frank.
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 0:09,
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Hold on... bottom center quadrant.... ENHANCE!
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 23:18,
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*Breathes*
..CK.
(..CK.
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 0:10,
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you had ass in your head *snigger*I like his expression
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 21:48,
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At the Pope-a, Pope-a-cabana
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:47,
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Feel ma bling, biiiatch!
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:51,
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Oi! You calling me normal?Twat.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:53,
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his pope shake brings all the boys to the yard HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:59,
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They should sell that as a thing.Vibrating Pope.
Relive those happy childhood memories of Churchtime
(Relive those happy childhood memories of Churchtime
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 21:16,
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Needs moar papal camel toe...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 2:18,
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It's sunday so I'm posting this that I took in the air raid shelters under Mesnes Park in Wigan
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:23,
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One day you're going to go down the wrong hole and end up in a horror flick.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:27,
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I could theoreticaly be looking for places to hide bodies
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:29,
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I always ask politely which one they'd like it up*was brought up properly* :)
( Elvis impersonator,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 21:23,
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If I was trying to escape from a killer and found myself facing this sceneI'd take the right fork, I think. Left fork looks blocked, right fork has a doorway and a possible left turn at the end of the passage.
Admire my reasoning.
(Admire my reasoning.
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:31,
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Why is everyone so obsessed by killers and horror
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:34,
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'cos I'm Mr Briiiightside
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:41,
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Ok, since the board isn't moving, I feel justified in posting this. Once I've posted it, I'm going to get some toats.
Anyone who is found to cause potential divisions in Battery Society must walk the Coulomb of Shame.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 19:50,
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is this that "spang" stuff I keep reading about?then everyone comes and hits you with a pan?
( Elvis impersonator,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 19:54,
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Looks a terminal case. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:00,
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I've always found the line 'battery thinkers'in the Blur song 'Girls and Boys' confusing.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:01,
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aww, and he had so much potential Tell us more of this Columbo of shame
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:01,
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I found him to be far too negative.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:03,
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because he was always met with too much resistance. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:11,
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They just want to share electrons, man. Is that so wrong?
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:03,
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I'm not sure I'd survive an impact of Nog either :(
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:59,
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not according to google translateI just wanted kitten as I like kittens
it says:
だらしない女 and 子猫
I just like simple words
edit: it= google translate
edit2: at some point I may have stopped making sense
edit3: I just wanted 子猫
(it says:
だらしない女 and 子猫
I just like simple words
edit: it= google translate
edit2: at some point I may have stopped making sense
edit3: I just wanted 子猫
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 19:02,
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*waits with baited breath* PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 19:32,
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I never liked ham but recently my mind has been changed
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 19:07,
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The good intentioned hamster underestimated his own strength.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 19:26,
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This scenario plays out so many times you'd think we'd be used to it by now
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 19:27,
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i must post the antitoast
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 19:45,
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you really need to get a new fixationHow about Pedro? he's all the rage these days
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:18,
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Are you saying we could cure our Pedro infestation with a simple course of antibiotics?WHY HAS NO-ONE TOLD US THIS BEFORE?
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:48,
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hamcopter hamcopter hamcopterDropping hams everywhere.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:26,
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Controversial touching of said hams.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:34,
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*sings* I ham what I ham and what I ham....
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:41,
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Hamster- one who is associated with hams. ANGRY HAMS
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:44,
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While flicking through my images for the moggy one I think I might have found out why you have me on ignore.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:54,
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Yeah, remember the time you went batshit insane? That was fun.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 19:01,
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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 19:02,
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Or the time you posted some fairly generic yiff porn and everyone else went batshit instead and you didn't understand what was going on?Good times.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 19:02,
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I miss this shit sometimes
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:35,
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You are nothing without your theme tune.(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:35,
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Nice to see a sweary penguin in your video, Sundae.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:45,
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Sweary penguinsare one of the things that makes life a joy.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:57,
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I find them a menace. Friday and Saturday nights are ruined for me by gangs of them loitering beneath my flat window.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 19:07,
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Oh! I wondered why their drunken singing was all canticles and cantatas.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 20:06,
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Seeing how much you love that catcopterYou're going to love this remote-controlled flying dead ostrich: www.liveleak.com/view?i=fb6_1375043108
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:34,
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But it needs you.(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 11:53,
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Minge chocolate sounds disgusting.I wouldn't want to try it, let alone replace it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:50,
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um.......ok.... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:50,
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I'm a man, I don't understand all these "ladies products" HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:50,
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i'm a woman and i don't either Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:52,
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I have never understood Groat Froth...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:53,
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there are few nowadays who do Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:00,
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ah, so you're a woman, but you're no lady...or do you have me on ignore now ;)
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:53,
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i've not decided yet Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:01,
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why the UKP symbol on the pricetag when the retailer is clearly Amerkin PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:53,
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Thatch the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it, uh huh uh huh. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:54,
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Superdrug is over here too pretty much took over the "drugstore" market as the amerkins would call it
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:55,
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ooh, I assumed they were american, just pretending eh, to look cool no doubt HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:57,
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He's taken the I out of ukip and American to make a joke about merkins
haha, I'm clealry a bit slow this afternoonstill recovering from yesterday which isn't helped by another afternoon of drinking
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:05,
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spare a thought for the disgustingly sober :( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:07,
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were you just merkin' around?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:07,
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It's a shame it's shite is magenta... First attempt messing with Gimp
( Snar,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:54,
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What no pubes?London Tour: So on your right you'll see, Lord Nelson, a superb military tactician responsible for defending the the British Isles from the French....and on the left is a big cock.
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:56,
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no prizes for guessing which one i'd go to see Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:59,
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Photographing a SCUBA class yesterday I shot this...
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:21,
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release the kraken! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:22,
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and wodewick? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:25,
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wodger it yourself, you hentai fweak! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:40,
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I think he was trying to wank it off.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:26,
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Like your tentacles tickled, eh?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:43,
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The technical term is, in fact, "wanking stick".
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:42,
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Their time WILL come.BY WHICH I MEAN PRAWN TIME!
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:02,
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and i'll kick them up the carapace Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 18:06,
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