(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:52,
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Fantastic! My 10 pence bet with Ladbrokes has earned me £1 trillion!
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:53,
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you're my best friend, I've always said that, we should hang out some time, can you lend us a billions, those are really nice trousers, I've always said you were the best
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:54,
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fancy a drink sometime?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:58,
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get off, I saw him first!
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:06,
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get your moobs away from him, bitch!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:07,
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*applies nipple tassles and starts "twerking"*
back off! I'm working this show!
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:10,
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*greases pole and applies glitter*
not on my watch, fucker!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:12,
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*lubes up, inserts a firework, does a handstand and writes Jabberwoc's name in the sky*
learn from the pro missus
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:17,
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you got the pro bit right
i hear they've named a wing after you in the G.U.M clinic
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:18,
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you just sound like a jealous old bint, you can't handle this much hot sauce
*works it*
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:22,
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don't make me pull out the big guns
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:24,
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I haven't even pulled out my little guns yet!
oh wait, no, that sounds bad.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:25,
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aaaww, toasty's got a little pea-shooter
how sweet
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:26,
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I think we've scared Jabberwoc off
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:29,
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not surprised, tbh
going home soon anyway, just got to make mum's tea
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:34,
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I'm spent....thanks, guys.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 18:20,
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*returns fan club membership*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:54,
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oh shit! ...there u are again!!
*runs away*
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:08,
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yes, you run, get yourself all tired out.
i can wait. oh yes,i can wait.....
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:13,
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Hahaha.....
I'v only just noticed this, why does it say" pull to open" but the doors open inwards?
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:54,
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:D
having thought for a second, because that's for the phone which on a normal police box is just behind that panel
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:55,
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I'm at a disadvantage as I don't watch it....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:00,
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I don't watch old police boxes as a rule either, but going by the photo and the position of the hinges/handle....
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:03,
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Haha fuck, just seen what you mean I thought you went into the box to call...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:07,
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:)
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:17,
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hahaha
I'd watch that
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:17,
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LEAVE CLANSOUL ALONE!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:19,
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i've just gazzed him
this should make him laugh
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:21,
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(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:27,
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years ago, went to a mates for his birthday....
We started the night with loads of raost potatos and tinned spaghettie ti linne our stomachs, went to the pub and drank loads. walking home one of the blokes threw up and got spaghettie hanging out of his nose and mouth attached through his throat that he had to pull out one way or the other
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:31,
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Oh fuck that's grim
urghhh cannot unimagine
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:41,
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I still actually laugh out loud when I think about it, all us lot at the time were on the floor laughing,
he was that pissed he couldn't figure out what was happening or how to solve his problem!
Throat floss!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:44,
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i can actually do that with cotton
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:47,
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Now that's just sick!
take the plug off an iron, do it with the flex and put the plug back on and go to the pub.
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:52,
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that would involve touching an iron
which i won't do
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:58,
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A washing machine....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:01,
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nah
i've done it once with noodles, but that was an accident. i did a sniff/cough thing and next minute, noodle nostrils!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:05,
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i've also been known to sneeze ham
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:05,
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As long as you don't touch it as well...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:08,
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no
it does freak people out when it happens at parties, though. buffet ham seems to be the worst culprit.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:14,
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Do you ever get to the point where you put it back on the buffet
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:17,
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no, it's only little bits
something to do with having a deviated septum, apparently.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:23,
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you could get a job in a quiche factory as a chopper of the ham
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:27,
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i'd eat the quiche
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:29,
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Supermarket quiche is nasty..
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:35,
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i can't help it :(
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:38,
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I used to enjoy a greggs quiche....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:43,
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i love quiche
and now i'm off home while the rain's stopped
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:47,
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If you could do it with razor-wire I'd be impressed...
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:53,
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i'd be bleeding
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:59,
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*dumps the rest of my ramen in the can*
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 20:14,
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freebase is a tender mother
(alpacamuffalo bozzerella,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:41,
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Wonderful! Tender and touching.
(HairyTwattercertified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:18,
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instant class-sick
*clicks*
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 20:13,
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^=.=^
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:03,
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myeowch
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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Well, yes.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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this reminds me of the fly 2
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:08,
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It reminds me of the fly aswell
2
er
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:14,
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pfff
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:14,
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--|-- ^=*=^ --|--
...helicat/striches are hard to emote
(macroscian(1 like),
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:13,
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FLY MY BUETIES!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:14,
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has it become a meme now?
i realize that that is largely due to the playful bullying surrounding the not well deserved (IMO) FP.
I am, however, a bit pleased.
OR ARE YOU ALL JUST FUCKING WITH ME?!?!?!??!?!?!??!??!!!!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:22,
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i'm toying with you, pedro
you just don't know how....
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:32,
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O.O
*hides*
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:33,
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you can hide, but you can't.....well......hide, i suppose
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:39,
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It's a little odd how long the joke has been dragged out, but that's b3ta, some people can't let go of a bandwagon :)
Don't belittle your front page, it's a funny picture, simple as that.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:37,
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i guess you are right, there were a lot of replies which indicated a WTF kind of LOL
...i promise, I won't let it happen again, HA HA HA
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:39,
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I'v used it to start threads and hopfully conversations (As I'm dry at the moment) to liven up an otherwise increasingly conversationless board
Better a thread and a chat, rather than what seems to be the norm of drop a picture and run without comment just lately.
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:42,
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if you're dry, use lube
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:43,
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I use lube even when wet ;-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:44,
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wise move
my feet are rather sore today. went for a little walk this morning that turned out to be 6 miles.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:48,
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If you managed a smile a mile you should be beaming till bedtime ;-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:53,
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i was fine till the last half mile
when i almost shit my pants
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:57,
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Hahaha,my gut's that bad I don't ever risk going out untill I'v had full evacuation....
I'm off to the shop....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:03,
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get me a cornetto
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:11,
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Unfortunate proximity of shit/ice cream in this thread.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:21,
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one inevitably leads to the other
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:23,
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I was going to go to Aldi but I missed the bus and got soaked......
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:22,
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hahaa
there's a lidl just around the corner and a tesco 10 minutes' walk away
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:25,
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I'v got a small sainsbury a hop skip and jump away, but I'm not paying their prices for what I wanted today!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:35,
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my local corner shop is very reasonable
and i can see it from my front door. also, the staff are lovely and tend to give me freebies.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:48,
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Freebies are good.....I used to do all my shopping there.
but they graduly stopped selling all the cheeper items, the latest thing to go is their basics tea bags that were 29p they can stick their latest cheepest at £1.80 right up their arse and I'll go elsewhere!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:04,
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i'm not a tea drinker
and their coffee is evil strength, just the way i like it
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:09,
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I only have 1 cup in the morning,
their cheepest red wine is £4.90. I get better at aldi for £3.19
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:13,
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i drink it like it's going out of fashion
hate red wine, though, it makes me hurl
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:17,
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It is my staple...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:21,
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i'm a cider girl myself
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:25,
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ow ar ow hey :-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:30,
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yarr
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:36,
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yeah
you missed
and shit in my pants
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:10,
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*rubs hands*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:17,
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A bit like, here it is, come and take the piss out of me and i'll take the piss out of you back.....
and we can have a laugh at the same time...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:46,
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better to be posting nonsense to get folk talking than not posting at all :)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:48,
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Yep, this is where I come to act like a wanker and type badly spelt nonsensse.....
Hopefully someone smiles and makes me smile back, hopefully pedro really is an 8" long hung ladyboy that wants to degrade me :-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:51,
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"BRING OUT YER JOKES, BRING OUT YER JOKES!"
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:15,
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You're a comic and photshop genius and I won't have it any other way!
I'm off to buy sausages....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:44,
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Well, I liked it
Especially the sneer.
It's also great to see Discomeats on form.
(El Cid...wing attack plan R...,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:51,
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The lip curl is of almost Mustainian proportions.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:01,
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Hahaha I reckon it's not even worth thinking about Pedro
especially the meme part of it, because there's no real way to know what will stick and what won't. I think your FP pic is funny and cute/ugly, and definitely doesn't look out of place on the FP. You said it only took 2 minutes but I think that's just typical of how it works sometimes, something that seems quick and obvious just looks funny, and another 2 hours fiddling with it won't make any real difference to that.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:13,
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or 4 months of knitting
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:15,
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IT.... probably has become one
sorry man
but like, lol
you made a fucking b3ta meme
You should be getting hollywood offers before long
Also I think this eye/eyes thing could be the basis for some cartoon action.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:15,
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Yay :-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:37,
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hell yes
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:16,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:03,
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Hopes
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:06,
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hahahahahaha
that's equally horrific and pitiful :D
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:10,
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(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 14:11,
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He'd actually be an excellent choice.
Just the right amount of odd.
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 13:31,
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Agreed. And excellent comic timing.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:02,
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YES PLEASE!
He'd be like a less manic Tom Baker.
I've been running a Facebook campaign for a few years to get Ross Nobel into the role. Ross liked the idea. At one point we had a few hundred members, but Facebook removed them all when the groups system changed.