This meme is still going then? *closes tab, will come back in a few days*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:15,
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It's brilliant!See ya later *waves*
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:33,
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were you molested by a cat when you were little?or did one eat your favourite goldfish?
I'm always intrigued by irrational animal hatreds
(I'm always intrigued by irrational animal hatreds
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:44,
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And exactly what is irrational about hating cats?
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:08,
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I wouldn't say i hate catsBut i really can't see the appeal of them either
(,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:46,
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it's not a fucking memeit's a bandwagon. get it right. these things matter!
(to be honest, the only reason i want to kick richard dawkins in the nuts is he coined the word 'meme' for people to grossly misuse thirty years on.)
((to be honest, the only reason i want to kick richard dawkins in the nuts is he coined the word 'meme' for people to grossly misuse thirty years on.)
boris the spider,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:46,
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Needs more Beatrice's hat
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:52,
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Alright, s0ckpuppet?Is that flower for me?
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:34,
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Ooh, metastasis.
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:35,
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alright, ringo? monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:47,
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he says his name is "Buttons"
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 4:32,
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guess I came late to a kitten party Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 4:56,
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(it is a private party)(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 5:22,
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Aw. Appreciative happy cat. He's almost exactly like my cat was. But never truly happy until blood is drawn.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 5:30,
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She's loooooovely.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:09,
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what is this thing you call "snow"
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 5:20,
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SNOW IS GOD'S BUKAKKE!:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 6:33,
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you're just a bad kid
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 2:03,
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It's the memes, man..............they're all evil!I tried to resist.
The flesh is weak.
(The flesh is weak.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 2:08,
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mrrrrroowwwrrrrrrr.... PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 3:26,
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HaHa!!!! Standing cat the early years.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 3:37,
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That is cool!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 4:02,
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sexy as hell.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 3:23,
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Good question! 
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 3:47,
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Only 3 of us on here?
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 4:02,
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Doubt it:"There were also 91,811 users who didn't post much..."
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 4:04,
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Silent majority
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 4:07,
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3 out of 91,811 isn't bad.........................................is it?
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 4:21,
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SHhhhhhhhhh. I'm asleep.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 4:35,
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Bonus points for the pubic-hair flames.That's the sort of attention to detail that I respect.
(,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:24,
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catzilla revengeI got nice ideas :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10995081
www.b3ta.com/board/10995283
(,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 1:18,
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www.b3ta.com/board/10995081
www.b3ta.com/board/10995283
ApoCATlypse Now The LOVELY Mental Golden Bummed Moggy.The helicopter attack scene with Ride Of The Valkyries blasting out, but ALL of the helicopters replaced with KittyCopters.
:D
(:D
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 1:36,
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I've given you loads of ideas.They all included the words 'fuck off'
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 1:37,
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TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE LOVELY GOLDEN BUMMED MENTAL!BANHAMMER THE SUNDAELUNCH!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 1:38,
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Oh noes, unexploded cat.(Fuck, 9976 posts, 8.5 yrs still no hope in sight.)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 23:15,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Punctuation"){kind=small}
Sorry
Once I got this idea in my head I couldn't not 'shop it. What's the photographic equivalent of an earworm? Because this was it for me.
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:29,
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rule number 72: never apologise. or is it always? probably not important.neither is this:
(,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:40,
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Noon Turd of the Polished kind...That reminds me of something...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:43,
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How many pixels wide?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:50,
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Also, I have been around for a while...are the old memes still going?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 23:11,
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they are now :)(dunno, apart from the last week, i haven't b3ta'd much of late. fuckin' real life grr.)
(,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 23:15,
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You could at least have done the NSFW version. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:54,
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John Terry will stick his head into anythingMy first post - please be gentle with me :-)
(,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:13,
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He's clearly straining.Welcome to B3ta.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:16,
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I like this new person, he takes the time to reply.Can we keep him?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:34,
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Yeah why notLull him into a false sense of security...
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:50,
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And his KnobWelcome new bod to B3ta. We can be grumpy but always funny.
These will help on the way to hell and madness
www.b3takit.co.uk/site/
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/
(These will help on the way to hell and madness
www.b3takit.co.uk/site/
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 23:44,
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On no, the child with conjoined arms.Oops Happy candles.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:14,
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Marvellous, this bandwagon is the best in ages. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:22,
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I do like a good bandwagon :)
( CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:30,
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^ThisLife is good again and Tuesday has been back to normal
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 23:27,
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Happy Candles...
PS. Is this the same cat?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:36,
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Ha !very nice indeed, I won't have nightmares tonight at all now.
( CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:50,
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Kill it with hammersBut very well done. Ace candle action
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 23:58,
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this makes me want to cry tears of joy PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:07,
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\o/ 'head asplodes' \ . / FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:09,
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hahahafor once I'm not being sarcastic when I say....
FP this now !
(FP this now !
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:12,
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CheersJust learnt that a cedilla is a "diacritical mark" rather than punctuation, so it fitted none of the compo's critera.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:19,
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Ah best delete it then : D
* dia critical what?
(* dia critical what?
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:23,
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NiceSurely this belongs in the punctuation compo.
Edit or on the front page. Good job!
(Edit or on the front page. Good job!
An Egg ,D,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 23:15,
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This is exactly the sort of thing I like with my morning coffee.
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.Yeti.,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 7:09,
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"Get your damn dirty paws off me"...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:06,
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You got what you wanted, tiger. How does that taste?
Captain Howdy,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:30,
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I'll take that as a compliment.XDTHANKS!XD
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:41,
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:)also, i feel i should apologise for the following
but i'm not going to
(,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:07,
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but i'm not going to
I have a is a 'visiting' siamese cat who does 'bumspeech'.Which smells like a mix of cabbage and egg being burnt. Especially if he's been eating rabbits, horrid.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:32,
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No, really it's fucking rank. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:52,
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And it's saving the board and bringing the lurkers out!! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:34,
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the video never fails to make me laughwww.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
they couldn't look more awkward and out of time if they tried :D
(they couldn't look more awkward and out of time if they tried :D
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:28,
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That one made me cringeThis one makes me laugh...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqOBR_Xbw2I
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqOBR_Xbw2I
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:38,
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I'd love a print of that!
*Polishes Calvin and Hobbes box set*
(*Polishes Calvin and Hobbes box set*
smaggers Like a gibbon on helium,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:41,
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It's a good thing
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 8:02,
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they call it knuts ford city limitsno polar bears not allowed in it.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:08,
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I always thought that was that nut Bushhe should have NEVER been allowed in
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Elvis impersonator,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:12,
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it is, polar bears are allowed therethou they risk jail if they get up to any drinking shinanigans.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:15,
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every polar bear's allowed in it then?come to think of it, there is a pub right in the centre called the white bear. that's probably the reason
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:13,
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Knutsford Scabby Women(
social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:04,
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Slap the fat and ride the ripples.....
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:09,
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as the staring contest entered its third day... plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:49,
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sorry for jumping all over your image with mine, btwthere'd been nothing for ages when i started posting it, honest
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:51,
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:Dis the little girl second from the left Atomic?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:02,
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Please...no more insulting outpourings!Always ask your parents for advice before posting anything.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:06,
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he'd have got away with it if it was for you pesky atomic
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:08,
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It was Flando Smoothie the whole time!Oh my Gawd!!!...Who knew?
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:09,
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Freebase is dressed up as a slightly dimwitted pug, patiently waiting his turn in the spotlight HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:11,
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O.K., I like this!It all makes sense now.
Once again YOU have SAVED b3ta!!!
(Once again YOU have SAVED b3ta!!!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:14,
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Hahaha I want both of themfor different reasons of course.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:51,
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right up your street thenjust throw in some underage schoolgirls....
Oh hang on
(Oh hang on
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:02,
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Well you know what they sayOld enough to wield a chopper,
old enough to wield a chopper.
I am so sorry
(old enough to wield a chopper.
I am so sorry
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:17,
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I should have made a helicopter out of him.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:29,
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I'm sorry...'helicopter ostrich'good timez
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:08,
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That is a marvellous thing of great beauty and innovation.I'll do that with my next dead ostrich.
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Shlvng,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:20,
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Can you think of a better thing to do with a dead ostrich? Shlvng,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:25,
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Well that's the end of that thenAwaits next Bandwagon.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:51,
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sitting cat prehaps?
sitting cat not as funny!
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:52,
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..(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:59,
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a bit quick there! it's got 8 lives left!
(
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:00,
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Rumour has it he faked his own homicide and drifted off to sea....Was this it for the standing cat?
did he take an owl with him?
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:12,
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*sniff*I will never forget you, Standing Cat.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:37,
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it's about time!!bring back ear-eye-cat
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:00,
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you look pretty good in drag PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:01,
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My sentiments exactlyfucking cats are fucking cunts
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:02,
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They had their chance, and nobody voted for them.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:15,
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This is your best work, atomic.Even without prawns.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:06,
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fucking epic!! :O PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 1:31,
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It had to be doneCAC
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:13,
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Noooooooo!:'(
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:36,
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Y. Srsly.Lv stnrct tho.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:51,
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I feel much better now.Carry on with your shit meme.
.
.
.*mumble*mumble*
nobody likes Freebase anymore...
...*sniffle*....
(.
.
.*mumble*mumble*
nobody likes Freebase anymore...
...*sniffle*....
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:43,
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Bite your tonque!
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:01,
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Kickin it old skool
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:11,
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Good. I approve.Cat memes can feck off.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:49,
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As it's not a cat-related bandwagonI approve of this
( Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:39,
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I once found a peice of meat in one....Anti ris if you need it, www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-23673441
(,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:25,
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Why would you put a pie in peas?Also I've never tasted a Pukka Pie, how awful are they?
( Shlvng,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:45,
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I'm not pie mad myself......Speaking for the minced beef and onion and chicken and mushroom, supprisingly eatable, if you were to offer me a choice of any super market pie, gregs or birds or a pukka, I'd go with the pukka. maybe it's the way the heat them at the chippy. just don't expect any meat, the filling is savory gravy!
(,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:05,
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OK, my judgement was based purely on the logo I've seen in the window of saturated fat emporia.My logic was that if the logo is that terrible and cheap-looking then pies wouldn't be up to much.
( Shlvng,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:18,
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Think of them as the McDonalds of pies :-)Try one and let me know.
(,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:29,
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The McDonalds of pies? I'll definitely not be trying one :)(The Potato, Cheese & Onion Pie looks OK, I'll give it a whirl.)
( Shlvng,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:34,
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I remember Billy connoly going on about it on his tour of Austalia like he'd never heard of it.....I'v known of it since a kid and it's traditional if your down the dogs...
(,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:14,
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I ate one when I was about fiveI threw up. This may or may not have anything to do with the pie, I can't remember, but I've not touched them since.
( boris the spider,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:20,
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Mine's a half-hearted vote againstI honestly don't remember if I was sick in general today
( boris the spider,
Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:39,
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