(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 2:14,
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So Miss, when the pan fell off...
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 2:16,
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0_o
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 7:42,
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Is that a handle up your T -shirt or are you just happy to see me?
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 2:33,
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welcome to panau
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 2:45,
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whutz cookin
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 3:39,
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wish i could do that
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 3:42,
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internet
(gronkpanhttps://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 8:58,
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(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 9:28,
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is it sad that i know that's a misquote from american werewolf in london?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 9:33,
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It's even sadder that I didn't know :)
I thought I was just making something up.
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 10:01,
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no originality these days, pedro
everything's been done before
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 10:03,
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i know :(
I often come up with an awesome pun or otherwise obscure play on words and then find out that the great and powerful Google already knows of a few more instances of the same.
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 10:15,
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we can only wait for another celebrity scandal
or some form of plague, then we'll have some new joke material.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 10:16,
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There's a storefront mailing service close to me named 'Goin' Postal'
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 10:19,
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delivering the best of america
says it all, really
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 10:28,
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i don't know if it's my age or some other new underlying phenomenon here,
...but in the past couple of years, the sense of entitlement and self-centeredness of 'the pack' has seems as if it has made a dramatic increase.
I say 'the pack' because people are sweet in peer-to-peer relations, but in situations where the human animal rears its head (like shopping and driving), people stop treating people like people.
I spend much of my day driving, and my poor poor girlfriend (my IRL one, LOL) works in retail.
I think it's time for mother to shake a few fleas off her back.
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 10:42,
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less interaction with children
sitting them in front of the telly or video games means needy children wanting attention. these kids are now growing into needy, selfish adults, not giving a fuck about anyone else when they're on their own, but still so desperate for approval that they'll conform to pack mentality when the need arises. just a theory. /psychology student
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 10:48,
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I totally get that, thanks for the input.
SO video games didn't create serial killers (ok ok ok maybe a few mass murderers) rather I DO understand how it has killed that sense of connectedness to other humans.
I work with a guy who is like that. Sociopathic, but not in a dangerous way -- just disconnected from any sense of being a benefit to anyone -- except for himself of course.
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 10:54,
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i see so many parents
unable to cope with their children, wondering why they have no authority over them. then, when the kids get home from school, they throw sweets at them and plonk them in front of the telly. when the kids want to tell their parents about their day, they get told to shut up because said parent is busy doing something else. kids need love and the right amount of attention to properly develop emotional and social connections.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Nov 2013, 10:59,
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i saw a hair salon the other week called 'curl up and dye' i dun lol
(Snappyukgets BIGGER with free sample.,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 15:38,
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I can picture him having a smug blog with muzak, and him ordering drugs online
(macroscian(1 like),
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 16:16,
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can also imagine him on twitter
. Solved aristocratic murder. Lestrade somewhat put out. woke up @GleneaglesRailwayStation #offmytits
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 18:18,
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i liked the episode where watson got sick of him being a smug know-all cunt
and rammed his deerstalker right up his shitter
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 18:18,
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*witty remark involving the phrase 'a lemon entry' here*
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 18:21,
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pff!
missed a trick there
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 18:22,
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it would have been a stinger
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 18:30,
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especially after a curry
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 18:32,
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Pffft!
*Empties persian slipper into pipe* "Rather puts me in mind of a review of Melbourne House's game". "We also discovered the odd bug in the program. At one point a previously impeccably polite cabbie said "You bloody snob. Don't ever try to get into my cab again", whereupon the program printed out a long list of locations, and promptly crashed. On the other hand, probably deliberately, when night fell and we suggested to Watson that he go to sleep, the faithful old coot replied: "Brilliant, Holmes". He even tried to climb into Holmes' armchair when Holmes was sitting in it. Conan Doyle would have turned in his grave."
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 21:00,
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Found in today's local newspaper.
Cheeky Charlie!
(rustino666chinchilla, who got the keys to me villa?,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 14:58,
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Ooooooph
Sorry, love.
(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 15:01,
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Haha nicely
A nice hairy scrote but only 3 pubes please ;)
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 21:32,
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Apologies
I will apply pubes more sparingly next time :)
(rustino666chinchilla, who got the keys to me villa?,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 22:42,
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Reservoir Dogs, 2013 edition
(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 14:01,
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ris?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 14:07,
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(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 14:08,
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ah, right
not one of my favourite films, tbh
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 14:13,
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Burn the heretic!
It's uneven but has some brilliant dialogue and acting. Mainly it rocks because not all the actors are thinking 'Oh man this is gonna be awesum, we're in a Tarantino, it's gonna be hilarious!' at all times but instead simply act.
(macroscian(1 like),
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 14:22,
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it's just one of those films i find myself tuning out for some reason
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 14:32,
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I thought Tarantino's decision not to show the actual robbery in the film was quite intriguing.
I do love a good heist movie (I like the way the mechanics of the 'job' fit together) My favourite three are probably The Italian Job (original, of course), Ocean's Eleven (remake) and The Killing... make of that what you will...
(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 14:51,
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love the italian job
but i prefer ocean's thirteen to eleven
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 14:53,
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Not seen Twelve or Thirteen
trying to watch a trilogy as they come on TV is pretty tough if they're not in any kind of 'season'
(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 14:54,
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twelve is horseshit
thirteen is funny. i'm attempting to get all the way through revenge of the sith in about 5 minutes
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 14:56,
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5 minutes is probably just the length of the credits
(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 15:01,
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pff!
might make maple syrup cookies instead
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 15:06,
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I think for me it's Tim Roth, residual joy from watching Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, whatever he's in
EDIT and that was meant to go way up there instead (that's what she said!) but ... blaming critical out of coffee error
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 12:58,
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i hope you washed those paws
my cooking is awesome, i'm having chilli cheese noodles atm, but i'll suffer for it later. this afternoon, i'm making maple syrup cookies for my niece.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 13:03,
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You'd be surprised how much of this image I *didn't* modify.
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 13:33,
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It looks like some kind of Newtonian equal-and-opposite reaction going on here
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 13:48,
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looks like tit-tape to me
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 13:50,
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I've never been able to find that 'post to FP' button
(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 14:02,
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It's right between rob's cock and HappyToast's bottom.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 15:01,
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oo a sensitive part of the body, that =)
(macroscian(1 like),
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 15:13,
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You need to think BIGGER!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 15:44,
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that's the old Busch Stadium, about 6 miles North of me
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 22:54,
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I hope the kitty got away.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 23:52,
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Right, Banks, you bastard... I'M the daddy now!
(evilrobsaw that ludicrous display last night,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 12:13,
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"Where's yer iphone??"
(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 14:03,
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I get the reference
But I have to mention that I deliberately put a Nokia Lumia 920 in there having recently switched from iPhone to Windows Phone because iOS 7 offended my eyes. It's surprisingly not shit.
(Attn Microsoft: you can have "It's surprisingly not shit." as your next slogan free of charge)
(evilrobsaw that ludicrous display last night,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 14:17,
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Could work I reckon
(evilrobsaw that ludicrous display last night,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 14:32,
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Haha
It's that Marmite self-deprecation thing, a bold gamble (I'm not surprised I didn't recognise the model, I have a bog-standard Sony mobile)
(The Silent Channelis getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 14:53,
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Blue screen of death?
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 11:49,
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they're heeeeeeere!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 11:52,
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so what are we drawring today?
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 12:20,
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fuck all
i'm in an experimental cookery mood today
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 12:39,
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Let's draw Smash Monkey's Cookery School then?
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 13:28,
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think heston blumenthal with fuck-ups and listeria
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 13:34,
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hahaha! :D
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sat 2 Nov 2013, 13:58,
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