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Photograph me like one of those French girls, Jack.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 19:48,
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he's taking a photo of an albino sea urchin
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 20:09,
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OMG we just sunk LOLZ
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 21:14,
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Rediffusion was ace.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 21:27,
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Should. Agone. Turradio. Rentles.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 21:43,
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In other news, I once renamed Radio Rentals "Box Clever".
www.boxclever.co.uk/ Trufax. I won a massive telly. Just after I'd bought my first massive telly. Not complaining, though.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:05,
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Wow. Also, double wow.
First wow for the trufax, 2nd wow because I didn't think rental was available any more.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Sat 9 Nov 2013, 0:07,
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Did you have the switch on the window sill?
The one marked ABCD, etc.? Remote control at its finest.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Sat 9 Nov 2013, 0:46,
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"Siri, are we nearly there yet?"
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 21:58,
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1.618... ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 18:40,
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the new iBone
he's throwing it wrong
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 19:01,
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YES
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 21:14,
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Well that's his xmas gift sorted
I'm getting him an iPhone case.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 19:06,
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Pffft!
Has he got a skip full of them at his feet?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:06,
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Yay!
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Sat 9 Nov 2013, 11:02,
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 18:20,
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Aaah, the Alan Turing shroud
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 18:38,
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The thing I've always wondered about that...
is, did he die defending a free kick?
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 19:09,
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I heard it was a crossing shot that nailed him
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 20:55,
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photocopier is going to need more toner
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 19:02,
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FAKE!
iPads don't exist .... oh
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 21:17,
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And on the 8th day God invented Spam...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:22,
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and on the 9th day he made it into fritters
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:23,
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on the 10th day he felt sick and wondered what on earth he was thinking
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:32,
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if you've never had a spam fritter, you've never been pissed in burnley
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:35,
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I've had spam fritters
but only at infants school in the 70s
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:37,
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they're disgusting
once tasted, never forgotten. that greasy feeling on the roof of your mouth is unmistakable.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:42,
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haha, weirdly I have fond memories
but I think that was just in comparison to the other crap they had us eat
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:46,
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ours was all chips and cheese pie
so tonight i'm having squid marinated in many spices and sauces, then quickly fried and thrown into a bowl of rice vermicelli noodles. horrible school food made me determined to learn to cook :D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:51,
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And the fritters?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 18:14,
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Haha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 18:32,
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hang on, what day did he make days on?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 19:42,
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Dooby dooby doo
Anybody got an idea for a subjectline? My newsletter mind is, as is traditional, a complete blank.
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amygdala ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:51,
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pedrohin
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:52,
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:07,
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i seem to often become a 'subjectline' on here
*updates list of people who have 'wronged me somehow'*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:10,
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pedrohin
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Shlvng ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:53,
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comic relief: pay up or we'll send michael mcintyre after you
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:55,
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The Slow Death of Hedge Pron
Or pedrohin
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:56,
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pedrohin's dead?
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:25,
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pedrohin
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:00,
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proboscis monkeys are really ugly
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:00,
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Couple of drinks and you still would
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:10,
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no, they properly disturb me
and their noses look like gummi fish
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:13,
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my cat's breath smells of cat food
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:01,
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read the faq, cunt
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:02,
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Bending our wookies since 1973
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:03,
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pedrohin
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:08,
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contains 2 amazing HappyToast videos
*crosses fingers and prays to the ginger scrotum in the sky*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:08,
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you know you want to cup them
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:14,
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I will if it gets my videos in
they snubbed my last 3 and it still hurts
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:15,
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Worry not
They snubbed my TV series last week
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:16,
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They probably don't have animal planet
to tune in to at 9pm on a Monday
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:18,
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8pm
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:20,
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I was, er just testing you
9pm
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:21,
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:)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:23,
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A wildlife show on the telly at 8pm on a Monday?
Please tell me more.
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Shlvng ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:56,
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it's a whole hour of b3ta related snow leopard goodness
on Animal Planet, 8pm on Mondays
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 18:00,
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Oooh ta.
This is relevant to my interests.
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Shlvng ,
Sun 10 Nov 2013, 21:24,
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you slut
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:21,
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in many ways
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:21,
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so i've heard
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:23,
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Mofahin's chin machine
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:08,
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Gravity ISN'T better in 3d
Kermode has been bought
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:09,
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heresy!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:10,
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newsletter contains no new letters
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:13,
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more like "oldsletter" hahahahahaha
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:14,
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you know what I'm saying hahahahahaha
*high fives*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:15,
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Wronging PedroHin somehow
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:13,
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pedrohin or something
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:15,
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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Pedrohin
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:16,
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B3ta: thought open casting was something to do with mines
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:16,
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Hid'n rope
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:21,
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Hi, Ned Pro!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:24,
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roll up the skin on the bionic man's penis
to get a robotic surprise
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:22,
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Setting fire to Russell Brand
for shouting flouncy words at the queen
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:32,
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Who needs an excuse?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 18:34,
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As anonymous as Russell Brand
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:48,
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Nobody voted for this subject line.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:49,
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laughing so you don't have to
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:53,
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the flotation of this news letter is unlikely as it is shit
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mongychops ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 18:08,
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I cant believe its not better
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 18:30,
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The internet bullying of a chihuahua.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 18:34,
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Has anyone suggested pedrohin yet?
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 19:56,
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^ Less of this.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 9 Nov 2013, 3:39,
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As popular as a Scottish shipbuilder on holiday in Portsmouth
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 20:00,
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This weeks compo same as last weeks compo.
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 21:01,
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yeah, whassup with that Mr Raw Omelette
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 21:19,
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Sorry, I meant PedroHin
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:06,
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"Sorry we're late, we were just helping the police with their enquiries"
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:07,
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Beat the queues and find out what star wars character you are by visiting a star wars character generator.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:29,
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PedroToast
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 9 Nov 2013, 3:30,
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Later than Later with Jools Holland
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 9 Nov 2013, 6:59,
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the newsletter long thought forgotten
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 9 Nov 2013, 8:06,
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Benny Hinn
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sat 9 Nov 2013, 11:18,
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..
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beaubodor blogless ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:40,
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hahaha
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:40,
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don't text him, pike!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:48,
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Arf ! :D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:49,
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Hahaha!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:03,
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:)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:08,
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Haha!
..
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beaubodor blogless ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:13,
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marvellous :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:13,
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Haha
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Nuisance Value ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:40,
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Hahahaha
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Ninj ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:49,
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"I do not like selfie pics."
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:59,
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Which makes me think of this:
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:26,
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TOAP
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:04,
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Hahaha!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 9 Nov 2013, 2:13,
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Haha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:24,
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Greek lols
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rjmrjm ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:04,
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veni, vidi, faeces
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:13,
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:17,
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that is NOT a push pop
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:24,
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He pushes, it pops
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:28,
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but i highly doubt it's strawberry flavoured
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:34,
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Yeah, you won't fall for THAT again...
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:40,
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nope
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:50,
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What if I told you it was raspberry?
I'm just asking.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:21,
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kasto kasto krut
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:26,
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poligen ha!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:27,
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i'd point out my drawer full of emergency chupa chups
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:29,
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Now there's a wonderful euphemism
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Shlvng ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:50,
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;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:25,
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YES
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:31,
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:56,
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Meanwhile, back in the bottle city of Kandor...
or, should you so desire.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:42,
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Go to infrared people, look sharp
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:48,
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maybe they don't show up on infrared at all!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:51,
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:-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:56,
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whadda ya want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:00,
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Would you, sir?
and, for no other reason than the fact that it makes me choke with laughter:
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:15,
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i'm torn between boing and sproing :D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:16,
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Hahaha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:32,
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Interesting tidbit of trivia for you.
he's wearing a masonic ring there :)/square and compasses on it
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:04,
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0_0
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:19,
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^^
What She Said :-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:21,
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Excellent quoteage, sir!!!
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:00,
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aughra's house?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:49,
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or possibly the world's most dangerous game of kerplunk
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:54,
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The second is more likely
:-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:56,
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i'm still going to dig out my dark crystal video later :D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:01,
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Cor
That's a bit good. Clearly going to be stolen for my FB cover.... :)
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:50,
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Yours for the cost of a...
Oh. ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:57,
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JP!!!!
\O/ Hola :)
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Ninj ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:51,
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Senor Ninj, Senor Ninj...
Thees ees the only way to run! *speedy gonzales voice* How do, Sir?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:59,
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Not too bad matey :)
You? :D:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:09,
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Busy
Knackered. Good. In reverse order :-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:11,
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Happy Easter!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:32,
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Huzzah!
*scoffs haggis* :-) /hang on, that's not right....
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:35,
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Oooh, pretty!!
How is such a wonder made?
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:11,
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Maltesers & Plaster of Paris
maybe.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:20,
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I can never get that kind of gloss on my melted chocolate snacks :(
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:32,
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That's what
the Plaster of Paris is for. *nods sagely*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:36,
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sneezing out a pritt stik
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:30,
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The almond-flavour ones we had at school did smell nice.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:33,
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you can't make one stick to your forehead like a unicorn's horn
the heat of your skin makes it slide off :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:39,
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This is one messy garage.
Utterly badass too.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:13,
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:-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:21,
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I love your worlds.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 9 Nov 2013, 4:39,
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:04,
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fake, only in one language
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:10,
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No, the Rosetta Stone is definitely in three languages.
Quite famous for it in fact.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 18:56,
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the first tablet
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:10,
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What about cuneiform clay tablets?
IIRC, one of the uses of cuneiform clay tablets was telecommunication.
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Honourable Member is upstanding ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:48,
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fakes
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:44,
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:27,
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Hahaha!
Genuine laugh out loud moment here
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:33,
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Hahaha
Click
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:30,
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arf!
nicely!
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beaubodor blogless ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:59,
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Father Larry Duff finally answers...
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:42,
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bottom one makes me want niknaks
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:46,
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HA!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:55,
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i now have niknaks
scampi n' lemon :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:57,
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You totally focused on your goal and just went and did it. Respect.
Most of us think about Niknaks but can't be arsed
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:05,
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not hard, there were some in the kitchen
sadly, the rib n' saucy ones have all gone :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:07,
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haha nicely
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:10,
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But... but...
Larry Duff did answer at least one phone call...
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ESPF couldn't be bothered before ,
Sat 9 Nov 2013, 0:50,
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Laters
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:20,
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Nicely done.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:24,
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Star Trek nearly got it right...
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:24,
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:D I want one
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:24,
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^ this^
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:31,
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^that
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:38,
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^other
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:39,
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Ace! Get it patented ;)
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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hahah, that's a great expression for it :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:40,
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"what art thou wearing?"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:42,
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Wonderful!
duly clicked.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:39,
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Nicely shopped
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:30,
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Help?!
I need a female singer, who can record a very simple song and send me the mp3 this afternoon. Do you know that person? Are you that person? Gaz me if you can help. cheers.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:52,
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Female - nope
Singing - nope. Sorry. I'm sure Moggy will be able to help...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:54,
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Do it yourself and play with the pitch?
Or download a voice changer from download.com
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:07,
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...or kidnap Miley Cyrus
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:09,
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Errrm - one of the requirements was "singer" ;)
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:10,
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hahaha
very good
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:11,
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PLEASE!
:)
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:10,
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hmmm, can't imagine that would sound anything other than appalling
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:11,
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Mrs Toast?
I do know someone, who might do the singing. I'll have to message to check?
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:12,
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Mrs Toast has a 'crummy' voice, LOLZORS!!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:13,
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*resists strikethrough joke*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:15,
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I don't know ANY females :((
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:08,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:12,
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I was just wondering
can it be a ladyboy singer?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:15,
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lemme guess
Peggy Tucker? Misty Swallowz? Someone needs to make an online tranny/drag-queen name generator.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:24,
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that's easy
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:34,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:35,
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Juggsy Goesdown :-/
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:48,
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holy shit
Roxy Clinton
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:25,
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Busty Laroo
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:32,
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Fellatio On-mi-bak
If I should be a ladyboy, let me be an asian one
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:16,
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impressive detailing
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:32,
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Gaz Sundae Lunch maybe?
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Pig Bodine. ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:12,
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already did, sadly she can't assist
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:32,
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I saw a female once
hope this helps
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:14,
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I'll ask a couple of female singers I know
I can't promise I'll get a quick response or that they'll have the technology available today though.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:16,
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do they live in a cave?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:22,
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Not that I'm aware of
But these showbusiness types often don't have any money or are off somewhere being creative without a recording studio.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:26,
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off somewhere being creative without a recording studio still in bed, and will probably get up around suppertime
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:36,
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Arf!
Or that, yes.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:39,
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i can sing
but i sound like one of the eagles
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:41,
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Bald or Golden?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:52,
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thanks to the hair dye, golden
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:53,
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"ok, tell me, what do you see in this one?"
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:56,
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heh heh
Excellent timing as I was looking for an excuse to pea this
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:58,
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alright waspy
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mongychops ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:39,
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afternoon mongy
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:16,
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i see a shoop-da-whoop guy about to eat my phone
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:20,
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EAT your phone?
how interesting...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:07,
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TITS
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:23,
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TITS?
Ah yes... i see.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:06,
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Tits.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:11,
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alright... calm down now.
the nurse will be round later.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:33,
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"I see dead people"
4 of them
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:27,
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only 4?
well then, this explains a lot.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:07,
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I see Dallas, Dynasty, Terrahawks, He-Man, Tom and Jerry, Dukes of Hazzard, Airwolf, Blue Thunder, Rambo, Road Runner, Daffy Duck, The A-Team, The A-Team, I see the A-Team.
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1.618... ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:36,
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interesting....
very interesting....
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:43,
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but do you see matthew?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:47,
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just Dallas, Dynasty, Terrahawks, He-Man, Tom and Jerry, Dukes of Hazzard, Airwolf, sigh Blue Thunder, Rambo, Road Runner, Daffy Duck, The A-Team, The A-Team, I see the A-Team.
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1.618... ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:08,
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I see skies of blue
and clouds of white
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:45,
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white you say?
interesting...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:06,
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I see the devil from Legend
Loved that movie as a kid
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:10,
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devil from legend is legend.
this is simple maths.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:34,
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I see Beaker :-/
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:12,
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is it half full? or half empty?
or for washing a penis in?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:33,
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Always half empty, with a set of dentures at the bottom...
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:11,
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*strokes chin*
*chin gets warm and slightly aroused*
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:45,
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Damn signal!
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King Klimson This is my bored sig. ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:42,
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It's widely known that the first telephone communication was "Dun a poo lol!"
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:55,
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Not a f***ing chance
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Chumps 👀 ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:32,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:26,
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Haha, nicely
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:24,
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:23,
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Ahahahahahaha!
Have a click sir!
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Shlvng ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:29,
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Cheers. I kind of hate myself for it though...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:30,
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It's always good to find a new reason to hate yourself, self-loathing doesn't feed itself you know.
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Shlvng ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:37,
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Ooof!
:)
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Ninj ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:37,
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Yep...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:43,
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Hahahaha!
Das ist erstaunlich! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:37,
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Ahahaha!
Das ist sehr gut! *klicken*
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:38,
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Oh My!
Wunderbar
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:57,
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Blimey I know I shouldn't like it, but...
*clicky
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:18,
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Einfach klasse!
geklickend
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:50,
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das ist ein pearoast!
to the gas chambers for you
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:50,
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Aber nein!
I'll hold my hand up to using an online generator, but it's brand new.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:51,
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really?
fuck.... my time machine.... it works! it really works!!! seriously though, i must be having a massive de ja vous or something then
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:03,
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I'd be surprised if it's the first interpretation on this theme...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:05,
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i was beginning to get used to the idea that i may have travelled back in time
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:10,
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Uber Woo!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:53,
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hahaha, brilliant!
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Mousing ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:43,
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Arbeit macht Hull!
*clicks*
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.Yeti. ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:20,
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Reminds me of something :)
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:21,
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Qualitaet!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 13:59,
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That made me guffaw.
It was quite embarrassing. Anyway... *click*
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:46,
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ARF!
You even got it on the right network too great work
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boarders You won't catch me with my trousers ,
Sat 9 Nov 2013, 10:59,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:16,
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Nice Nokias etc
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:35,
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Phwoar!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:40,
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"I shat right there boy"?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:58,
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No wonder he looks appalled...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:06,
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In the meantime, she is very
watchable
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:08,
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I'd eat the sweetcorn out of her shit just to say we shared a meal.
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Shlvng ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:10,
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*claws out eyes to never accidentally read anything like that again*
phew EDIT That was quite outstanding =)
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:28,
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Yay - mindpiss ;)
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:13,
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Ooh bugger!
Sorry, never thought to search :) WOO
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Ninj ,
Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:27,
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