Cock off and donate! ;)Am I doing this right?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:06,
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oh lol, there's mileage in this yet drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:14,
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FUCK YOU ALL YOU FUCKING CUNTS drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:23,
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At least I'm not upset at the internet, eh? drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:10,
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mod edit: you've had your warning, now stop picking on other people or it's back on the step for you
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:36,
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COAD!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:07,
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why, thank youyou're too kind
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:18,
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purr my fingel
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 18:41,
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he came in to my pizza shop one dayi asked him what toppings he wanted on his thin crust pizza.
he said ' make me one with everything '
(he said ' make me one with everything '
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 18:42,
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I fail to see how his pizza preferences are relevant here.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 18:46,
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whay do u h8 me PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 18:47,
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he wouldn't eat meat either, i think this is lies, reporting for trolling
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mongychops,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:00,
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MOD THIS, BUTTMUNCH!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:54,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xlIrI80og8c
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:44,
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where the fuck is Atmoic PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 18:47,
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oh dear,I miss Michael Jackson :(
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:54,
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you changed the picture after i commentedMODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:52,
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this is such bullshit!eat me
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:06,
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heheI'd buy that
(the croissant, that is)
((the croissant, that is)
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:19,
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Thinking about it...author could have been Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
www.peakoil.net/images/PetitPrince.jpg
(www.peakoil.net/images/PetitPrince.jpg
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:56,
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Jerome K. Jerome changed his middle name to Klapka, having been previously named Jerome Clapp Jerome after his fatherwho was originally named Jerome Clapp but had changed his name to Jerome Clapp Jerome for unspecified reasons.
(,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 18:20,
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he may have just been repeating himself - like "Bond - James Bond"
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 18:23,
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A feather boa would have been a quite different matter
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:58,
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Yes, I considered adding the subplot about three transvestites during a feather shortagebut I thought it was a bit too deep and heavy going for a general audience.
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Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:59,
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then allow me :-)
edit - and yes - I have just realised what he bloke on the right looks like he is doing ....
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 18:12,
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what?all of the cool kids are doing it
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 18:40,
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oops, I meanfootloose
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 18:26,
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Very good.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:38,
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Thought Hague needed a bit of a makeover
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:02,
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he just killed a helicopter with a car!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:03,
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nope - despite your excellent shoppage..... he is still a twat
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:11,
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If you squint......that sort of looks like a ketchup bottle exploding
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:14,
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with a police car and helicopter in the background drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:35,
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"First they came for the non-donators..." mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:01,
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1923; Howard Carter discovers the tomb of the legendary practical joker Pharoah, Tut Himo-Jape 1st
bigga 720kedit; changed date to appease Smashy
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:53,
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wow thank you !! he is my hero
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:09,
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he started working for canarven in 1907and found fuck all of real note till 1922
/armchair egyptologist
(/armchair egyptologist
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:02,
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well this was obviously fuck all of any note then wasn't it :-P
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:03,
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pfffi spent far too much of my childhood watching documentaries on both ancient egypt and dinosaurs :)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:04,
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did dinosaurs exist in ancient Egypt?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:08,
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i believe soand now i'm off the chippy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:16,
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Get me a fish cake!My cooker's been broken for over a week now :(
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:25,
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chips and gravy for me please
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:29,
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Nice style, love the happy egyptian faces :)Also, Howard carter has Murun Buchstansangur's face!
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:16,
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the face was deliberate (honest)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:17,
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it seems he overlooked the weather conditions Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:42,
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overlooked. get it? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:06,
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Heh :o)Prompted me to have another look at 3eanuts...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:54,
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasnooopy, you sick fuck
( downward is avoiding human contact since,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:02,
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snoopy gets the lipstick out drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:22,
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Mayor Rob Ford Recalls New Year's Eve......whatever year that was.
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:44,
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Heeere's Charlie! ;)
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:24,
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Where's Boris The Spider when you need them?THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:26,
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this works altogether too well :D Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:25,
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His left arm's a bit shite...…but I was losing the will to live ;)
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Ninj,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:28,
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I find myself thinking he should be holding a Belgian pastry rather than the croissant...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:39,
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i drew a pig with my eyes closed. feel free to join in with the porky fun.(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 15:40,
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ah! thank you!getting to grips with a new laptop :)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 15:49,
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So you did it intentionally so you could mention your new laptop?AICMFP
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:13,
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haha, nopeactually, it's second-hand
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:17,
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Avoiding the obvious pun - have a sow :)
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 15:52,
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impressively odd piggy tit-ripples Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 15:53,
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i'm imagining running a drumstick or somesuch along them and making a xylophone noise Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 15:59,
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I'm pretty happy with mine, he's waiting to become a christmas ham
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:01,
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mmmmmmm, ham......... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:03,
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I did mine in the medium of pen and ink
As you can see by the shading, it's a saddleback.
nice!a bit enid blyton
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:05,
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If you just view the bottom half, it is rather burlesque!
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:10,
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what, pigs can't have shoes?damn porkists!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:07,
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Well pigsties are mucky, and it's cold muck at this time of yearand it's a rational pig.
(,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:08,
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Velly nice
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:12,
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Nice - the deconstructed look
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:15,
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This little piggy should have stayed at home
Unfortunately he was run over by a tractor.
revolution now 👊,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:05,
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it's a string pig, it's just a bit unravelled. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:06,
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this looks like something from jamie and the magic torch Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:18,
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I am pleased with the tail but he does look like he's been sliced in half
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:18,
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easier to eat that way Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:22,
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That's quite good thoughMine has detached ears and the tail was drawn off picture.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:25,
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it's holding its trotters to its mouth in an expression of shock Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:29,
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this is unreasonably cute Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:37,
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Agreed, kill it with fire.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 17:26,
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no, but i like it :D Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:46,
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john inman's let himself go Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 15:21,
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I read today that The Fast Show is coming back next year. I'm not sure this is a good thing, even as a one off.
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:15,
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It's most definitely not. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:39,
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i ment cock off and donate, even though i know who you used to be and you had an icon then i'm sure
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mongychops,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 15:13,
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Fuck that, mods have no tolerance for arsing about now, this place ain't what it was drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 15:20,
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I dunno, can't understand the kids these days, it's all 'bare' this and 'innit' that drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 15:51,
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Winging farmersEvery year always worse than the previous, moral never been so low etc etc.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 15:17,
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Nicely NinjI've only noticed how much he looks like Nick Griffin?
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Q4nobody,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 13:23,
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Cool (see what I did there?)
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:11,
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Slight mindpiss for me (again)...
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:23,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Mobile Phones In History"){kind=small}
"This is The One Neo!"
Not history really. Or is it...?
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:54,
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10:08 is ancient history to me
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:35,
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but for me, it's the FUTURE PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:42,
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:Dain't seen you around for a while.
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 13:14,
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Oooh…. prostate problems.:D
Hallo Ninjapotamus!
(Hallo Ninjapotamus!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:07,
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Hahaha!Did you just search your library for "spunk gun"?
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:58,
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I had to refine the search to "neo matrix spunk gun" or too many came up. For example....
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:09,
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This was a lot funnier in my head when I was half-asleep
(Map-of-Monday. Gettit? Ah sod it.)
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 9:27,
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Can we get an enhance on her majesty's boob windows?
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 9:31,
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Oh god, is that actually clickable?*checks over shoulder*
EDIT - hahahahahaha!! Not really SFW but I got away with it.
(EDIT - hahahahahaha!! Not really SFW but I got away with it.
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 9:36,
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Blimey! :D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:26,
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Haha!:D
Sorry to TJ.
Does anyone remember when the b3ta front page was updated on a daily basis? What happened? It seems that it's become a weekly occurrence. People must look in from time to time and wonder why nothing's changed.
Who here thinks daily updates would be a good thing?
(Sorry to TJ.
Does anyone remember when the b3ta front page was updated on a daily basis? What happened? It seems that it's become a weekly occurrence. People must look in from time to time and wonder why nothing's changed.
Who here thinks daily updates would be a good thing?
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:39,
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There's never been a set amount of timeas far as I am aware. It just gets updated when the magic donkey sees a picture that is deemed worthy.
So it probably makes sense that it isn't updated as often now as when there was a new thread pretty much every 10 or 15 minutes. Not so many years ago, if you didn't b3ta your m3ta for a few days it would take hours to spazz back. Now it doesn't take long a all really.
(So it probably makes sense that it isn't updated as often now as when there was a new thread pretty much every 10 or 15 minutes. Not so many years ago, if you didn't b3ta your m3ta for a few days it would take hours to spazz back. Now it doesn't take long a all really.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:55,
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It happens less regularly these days.Either the donkey's busy doing other stuff or he thinks the standard of work aint what it used to be.
Edit: Ah you added a bit. Hmmmm makes sense I suppose.
(Edit: Ah you added a bit. Hmmmm makes sense I suppose.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:59,
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Yeah, sorry about that.I guess if they said they would update daily/weekly or whatever, they'd be tying their hands if it were a shit day/week.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:18,
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Of course,having said that. I have posted a couple of AMAZING pictures in the last 24 hours and none of them have been FP's, so the system is clearly fucked ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:26,
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Yes you have.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:31,
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ESTABLISHED MEMBERS ONLY drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:40,
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Not you as well :(WAY too much importance attached to these icon thingies
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:04,
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Easy darling,I was just joking :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:06,
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I'd add the option "update when there's something with enough clicks from everyone else"Why not cull from the popular board (if the width
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:58,
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It's open to abuse though.IF someone opened multiple accounts, or a gayshift bandwagon takes off etc. It depends what Rob wants the FP to show. The "best" of b3ta, or what is the most popular stuff on b3ta. With the FP and the popular page both bases are covered surely?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:59,
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True, but maybe bandwagons show what we do.Mind you, when was the last bandwagon? Has there been one since Baturday?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:07,
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No idea, as not been around much the last year or two.But still, that's what the popular page does.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:13,
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Another thing.I think we might have to admit that the image challenges are becoming a little stale. There's a sudden burst of reposts and new pictures for the first three days and by Monday, it's tailed off to a dribble. At the same time, we have some excellent suggestions that come second in the vote that are then never heard of again. Why not have a major one on a Thursday and a secondary one on the Monday with the second choice? It'd even out the distribution a bit.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:16,
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Or maybe run more than one at the same time? drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:20,
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Things have got tougher.I didn't have to remove any appendages to donate back in the day.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:31,
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Ah, but then we get bigger spikes and still the same dead patches on Monday and Tuesday.And you know what else? The winner should get a badge in the post. Like Blue Peter, but with less street cred. We put enough content this way (and therefore advertising revenue), so Rob can shell out for a pile of crappy "Rob fingered my pic for the win" pin badges, complete with a picture of him dressed as Jimmy Savile.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:26,
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but then he gets to know where we live*fears*
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:39,
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I think they should change it so that your vote counts for the one you want to win leastand gives +1 to all the other options
and then not tell anyone.
(,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:33,
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and then not tell anyone.
I think Rob primarily wants the FP to show links to usvsth3m...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:12,
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Ha ha ha!You's so gunna getz urself b&!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:13,
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:o)Breakin' the law, breakin' the law...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:20,
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At least it's not Sickipedia... Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:17,
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At least your mum's not sickipedia!LOL! BURN!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 12:21,
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hahahaquite.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:10,
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"Teacher says, every time a phone rings, an angel gets its wings"
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 9:24,
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Donebut not sure of what that challenge actually is about.
after a quick search - b3ta.com/challenge/naughtyshop
it has been running so long I forgot about it!
(after a quick search - b3ta.com/challenge/naughtyshop
it has been running so long I forgot about it!
tubaman,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 9:17,
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It's shit, but it sprung to mind and I'm just keeping my hand in... 10 years on b3ta last month.
mikenco,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 2:18,
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Where's Nimoy/Quinto as SPOCK?!?! Stupid fraudulent competition.
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:46,
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Surely they can take a joke?After all, they are collectively one big joke..
(,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 7:15,
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Now THAT is some good face 'shopping
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 8:36,
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Good work! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 14:13,
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They like to have it large those politiciansTop shoppage!!!!
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 16:52,
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"I think I'm coming down with something,I've got a bit of a thick head.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 1:35,
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"Im calling about your Windows computer" *In an Indian accent*(luckily I don't have one, whatever b3ta's stats may say)
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An Egg ,D,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 2:45,
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