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# the rare SkOG
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 0:31, archived)
# wonderful!
i BET HE TASTES LIKE GREEN BEANS
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 1:28, archived)
# I'd prefer peas.
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 1:37, archived)
# as long as we agree he tastes nothing like okra
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 1:51, archived)
# It's tough on trannies, the chin and hands are such a giveaway.
I'm not keen on Okra, it needs to be fried, boiled or steamed and it turns to snot, like cactus.
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 2:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:11, archived)
#
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# Also
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:13, archived)
# Puntastic!
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:26, archived)
# Okra Who?
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:33, archived)
# !!!
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:37, archived)
# The Garleks.
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:47, archived)
# and some ginger
badum-tish!
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:55, archived)
# And snot.
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Down below the streets and houses ...
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 23:37, archived)
# Yay, just in time for teh Gayshift.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 23:44, archived)
# Hahah yeah
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Did someone delete a thread with a nice Escher picture in it?
It s people from teh past, rght?
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Still playing the French dates, though
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:50, archived)
# ... and another upside down mouth/eyes thingy
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:59, archived)
# 3 pubes per...oh
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 21:03, archived)
# gotta go get catch all them
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 0:37, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:16, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 21:13, archived)
# He'll only play in a marquis.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] A big one for selfies was that Van man..
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:21, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:25, archived)
# He wants to be careful drivng with hs head out of the window...
...a narrow brdge could take his ear off.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:27, archived)
# :-)
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:30, archived)
# changis rage

spotify:track:48FmvImYQ0gJMr3iAZIp5w (Poison by The Prodigy)
spotify:track:3ZWiR80e1ApCbQAe7dxj8X (The Garden by Guns N' Roses)
backtotherobot.ytmnd.com/

spotify:track:16XLxhkcIdmIYCAefYvKsw (Song For The Dead by Queens Of The Stone Age)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHzkICG47LU
spotify:track:09LWlfe8ZR2EZzyXj6hSCt (Let's Groove - Single Version by Earth, Wind & Fire)
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:42, archived)
# PUMP IT
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:50, archived)
# i didn't make this but i tend to listen to it on a loop
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 21:02, archived)
# That's beautiful
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 21:06, archived)
# i didn't make this, but i once listened to it for over an hour
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 21:09, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 21:17, archived)
# suave!
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 21:36, archived)
# As FUCK.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:06, archived)
# my cunt is is unbounded
spotify:track:3ZWiR80e1ApCbQAe7dxj8X (The Garden by Guns N' Roses)
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:16, archived)
# mr333?
dexionplexious?
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 0:40, archived)
# That Dave Gorman gets everywhere
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 0:02, archived)
# The 12 bandwagons
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:39, archived)
# Eccleston looks like a cichlid.
Who's the beardy guy to his left?
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:44, archived)
# John Hurt
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:52, archived)
# oh, and you forgot one...
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Richard E. Grant gets in on a technicality
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 21:05, archived)
# Is it bollocks. It's Grizzly Adams.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 21:58, archived)
# Davidson's eye-flip
is particularly seamy
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Snaeven Mansovis
he played 'Jurgen' in Platoon 2
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Only under duress.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:04, archived)
# NM, it's John Hurt apparently.
You know, the faster they cycle through new doctors the more this looks just like a random collection of actors who are in no way interesting when viewed as a group. Doctor Who has been all up the shit since 2005. They should go back to the pretensions of being educational that the series had in episodes such as The Romans. This would introduce some artistic constraint, and would stop the pretensions of being entertaining that cause it to be all up itself. The worst thing that happened to Doctor Who was when the BBC realised people liked it.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Capaldi's a disappointment, they should have gone for a 12 year old boy for the next one, just keep the whole BBC ageism thing alive
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:22, archived)
# He will be nasty.
McCoy observed that the first doctor would sometimes scold his assistants and the second was kind of capricious, and made a conscious attempt to bring both of those traits back to the character. (So did Colin Baker, although all that came across was a permanent air of panic.) Eccleston seems to have extended that idea into "Doctor Who is a grumpy old sod". With Capaldi, I expect an exploration of "what if Doctor Who turned out to actually be Alastair Campbell?"
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Captain Jack: Can you stop swearing, please?
The Doctor: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, you won't hear anymore swearing from us YOU MASSIVE, GAY SHITE! FUCK OFF!
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:42, archived)
# Can't imagine they'd have had the John Hurt
story if they were planning on making him nastier, as that kind of dealt with the idea of a bad(ish) Doctor.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 21:08, archived)
# No-one's said
Dr. Skagra. :[ Sad times.
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 4:54, archived)
# Paul McGurn.
Tom Belmer.
Christopher Ecclethpppppppppbbbbb.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:07, archived)
# William Hnnnggggghhh
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:16, archived)
# Matt Smith
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:17, archived)
# Haha

(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 2:25, archived)
# Maybe she's spawned with it . . .
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:52, archived)
# sexeh

(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:09, archived)
# It's always poop with you
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:22, archived)
# turn mouth upside down for big LOLz bandwagon b3ta dead etc. ha ha
etc….etc...
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:27, archived)
# sexy :)
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:28, archived)
# So very mauve.

(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Phwoar ;)
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Hehehehehehe
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Could use a little bass-cara
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:28, archived)
# I'd like to get my paired retractable prepelvic graspers around that..
If you know what I mean...
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Maybe it's "insert fish based pun"

Edit: Maybe it's insert fish based pun a Sardine.... Damnit!
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 18:12, archived)
# shit just got real
l'o

spotify:track:1UosJoWSYPg8yMDGBPkj2b (Shut 'Em Down by Public Enemy)
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:26, archived)
# Och no, tha be a wee horsie in mee scratcher.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Glad I'm not the only one who thought of this.
Though Kudos on addage of the picture.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Ta. I am all for Scottish Independence but I can't stand Alex....
...'ultimate band-wagoner' Salmond.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:34, archived)
# I think you're mistaking Scottish for pirate...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:19, archived)
# A Scottish pirate...the worse kind.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Redbeard - scourge of the Clyde.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:06, archived)
# the POTUS would naver say 'honour' ...rather 'honor'
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Bloody journos, can't be trusted to keep accurate notes.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:16, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:20, archived)
# Marvellous!
I'm trying to guess the body you used. Dimbleby (the TV one)? Roy Hattersley? David Attenborough?
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:15, archived)
# I thought it was Frost on account of I vaguely remember the shirt....but I think it's a bit broad for him.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:09, archived)
# I just hope Walt Disney makes a cameo appearance
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:26, archived)
# One for smashmonkey


(terrible timing though, as it sounds like she's not around much anymore)
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:55, archived)
# She will one day return to us with a blind drawing challenge that involves prawns or bicycles.
Until then, we must keep the faith.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The dirty whore...
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:12, archived)
# Some like it XXXHOT!!!XXX
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] This did make sense at some point.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:26, archived)
# Oh yes!

(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:33, archived)
#
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#
     
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(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:53, archived)
# sad thing is... that actually takes you to the website
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 23:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:41, archived)
# "I CAN SEE ITS MINGE!!!!"


calm down Don!!
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Good lord!
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Woah! :D
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:50, archived)
# she's a dirty twearky
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 21:35, archived)
# ha ha
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Spiders :(
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha! Nasty!
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:24, archived)
# Shortly afterwards
an upside-down razorblade appeared...
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Baking Bad
 photo BakingBad_zpsa4a22df8.jpg
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Turns out he was just checking to see if her Septum had rotted yet
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:07, archived)
# He's just misunderstood.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Oh very good.
:D
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:23, archived)
# Excellent!
If all this is true, she's a good advert for the beautifying aspects of coke
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:26, archived)
# Ha ha
Anyone done this yet? #MSPAINT Boom!
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:00, archived)
# Yeah...
But you did it properly :)
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Not unrelated...
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:33, archived)
# For some reason
I read that as I am the one who cocks.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:30, archived)
# Two
Very good reasons.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:58, archived)
# It's the same old story
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:00, archived)
# I LOL therefore I click
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 18:12, archived)
# Yay!
Nice to see you posting again
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Thank f**k that's over for another year
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 8:40, archived)
# Hahaha! I like this!
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 8:48, archived)
# It is a little known fact
that all photos of Hitler were taken in November
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:01, archived)
# Yes, that is a little known fact.
that is a little known fact.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:13, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:03, archived)
# He looked a right Charlie
in November
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:37, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:48, archived)
# If you can forget the whole "most evil man in history" thing for a moment...
...he looks less like a sinister bastard with the tash than without.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:35, archived)
# I think this about Assad at the moment
He looks like a substitute teacher or an accountant or something
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:12, archived)
# Yes, me too. He looks so bland...
me too. He looks so bland...
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:44, archived)
# Pure evil in the most mundane of places.
In this case I think he will be thankful of the sideline when the day job falls through.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Assad
Looks like a meerkat
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Poor Dexter Fletcher
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:59, archived)
# ahaha
very good
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:32, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Very clever...
'click'
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That's brilliant
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:48, archived)
# Inspired and very silly
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Scary
Hitler without moustache = Anthony Head.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:12, archived)
# I thought more Hugh Laurie
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:16, archived)
# The Tomi Elegance Salon: prices start from 200 pesos
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 4:18, archived)
# Facewax AND cranium removal? How convenient.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 8:49, archived)
# you have to have a cranium removal
to be convinced to get a facewax
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] First Son Of A Second Son
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 2:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Time to go, g'night.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 2:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 3:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 3:41, archived)
# Ooooh fuck
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 3:57, archived)
# My first attempt...
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 4:15, archived)
# definite guppy heritage
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 4:26, archived)
# good first effort
made me hard anyway
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 5:37, archived)
# Would
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:14, archived)
# !
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 3:05, archived)
# Isaac Mangang!
:D
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 8:50, archived)
# Hahaha
nice
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:58, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Bloody hell that's creepy
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:08, archived)
# How does she smell?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Like terror-sweat, involuntary urine leakage, and a hint of vanilla.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Meeep!
:D
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:30, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:36, archived)
# hahahahaha yeah stick a penis in her mouth hahahahaha yeah
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:46, archived)
# said kubrick
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:54, archived)
# Puerile digital arts community.
What did you expect?
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 0:04, archived)
# !!!
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 0:10, archived)
# That's really quite good, shame it's kittens
Could you do it with pornographic imagery instead?
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 0:20, archived)
#
ummm... no
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 0:25, archived)
# What the fuck is wrong with kittens?
Not good enough for you?
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 0:57, archived)
# The comments seem even worse
when applied to kitties
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 5:40, archived)
# i've been staring at this for the past 6 hours...
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 2:41, archived)
# This is special. really special.
I'm disgustaroused by this.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 2:52, archived)
# I really want not to have seen that
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 3:07, archived)
# they stole my pet chicken :(
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 4:35, archived)
# Sexeh :D
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:15, archived)
# I fucking love bandwagons
 photo 080312-total-recall2.jpg
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Darren?
As bandwagons go this is good. Clicks
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Hallo c@bbage!
Solution to GCHQ competition is amazing. I love your website.
:D
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Thanks Moley :-D
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:01, archived)
# Damnit!
yours is better realised and 12 hours older...

:)
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:51, archived)
# I suspect neither of us was the first to do this one
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:02, archived)
# On advice from my solicitor I may have to remove previous click
Still good though
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Well this was a fucking waste of time.

Looks no bloody different.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:59, archived)
# Haha!
Special effects were much more memorable back then. (Or perhaps I just had a better memory 20 years ago...)
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:11, archived)
#

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:31, archived)
# \o/
naughty cat
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:35, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:16, archived)
# hahahahaha!
he can sneak a few punches in below the belt
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:15, archived)

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