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# Right - that's it. I'm getting some kip.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 5:37, archived)
# I wonder who empties Davros' toilet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 7:25, archived)
# I lied. I overslept, missed the shops and my booze run and am up late doing this shite...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 2:39, archived)
# happy little dude
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 3:23, archived)
# we re all in our own little hell
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 4:39, archived)
# I don't know about that d_d
please post some of your pics or comics though
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 4:48, archived)
# Long time no see you!
:D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 4:50, archived)
# I saw you in Kim Possible.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 4:49, archived)
# hu yu callin a drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 4:50, archived)
# Ultra-Brine® Brain-Hazed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 4:53, archived)
# hello atomic I hope you are well I am well if you are well too then we are both well
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 5:06, archived)
# wells are no place place scary girls
weird movie
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 5:10, archived)
# so isn't anal sex
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 5:14, archived)
# speaking of pedro ha ha
i drank half a bottle of scotch
and i love you guys
*sleep*lolZxxx*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 5:19, archived)
# Haha I've been on the scotch tonight too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 5:21, archived)
# it's the best way to be
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 7:25, archived)
# Aw he's got the DTs
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:56, archived)
# He likely works as an accountant.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:00, archived)
# Good night, Darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlingsssss......
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 1:57, archived)
# I"m getting a Phyllis Diller vibe.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 4:25, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHOFmHMTN5k
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 4:35, archived)
# what the heck?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 7:26, archived)
# I like all of these.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] One man's hair monkey...

De-ris, if needed
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:57, archived)
# I've got some crotch monkeys I'll give you for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:16, archived)
# Pfffft arse monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 7:26, archived)
# Hahaha - excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:37, archived)
# Gotta love old adverts

toap?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Text on a page?
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:52, archived)
# I like bacon
edit : oh my comment seems unrelevant *more than usual* as adblock was on :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:52, archived)
# 'lo Skuggles
Hmm my hat doesn't fit.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:17, archived)
# oh aye
wonder if we can find your lost hat, it bothers me so
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] very wrong I know......
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:53, archived)
# I want to put this on hospital notice boards.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:13, archived)
# i bent my wookie
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:56, archived)
# with new wookie bender 3000?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:08, archived)
# *plink* *plink* *plink*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:10, archived)
# I haven't seen this before
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Classic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Well eat the bloody thing or don't.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:47, archived)
# If I had a monocle I'd drop it
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:15, archived)
# teh codez is worng
www.b3tards.com/u/e0a251292b4e1ff434e4/camel_advert.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:16, archived)
# I was going to do that, but I wasn't sure if it was just me or not.
You've stolen my thunder you insufferable thunder thief.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Am I the only one who can't see this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:16, archived)
# ...see what?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:28, archived)
# You watch your filthy mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Do you have adblock?
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:57, archived)
# Oh you're right.
Why is it doing that?
*investigates*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Ah
_advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Because the filename contains the word "advert", perhaps?
Oh Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:03, archived)
# To be fair
it could have been the Camel Block Plus plug-in.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:07, archived)
# I know you only pick on me because you want a piece of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:08, archived)
# aah. that helps.
woo to teh original
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:17, archived)
# hello lover
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 0:35, archived)
# Winnaar
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:58, archived)
# Someting I made a long time ago..
merry whatever. :)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:46, archived)
# HAPPY WHATEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:56, archived)
# A day we all can
observe as one?
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:10, archived)
# with sexy results?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:10, archived)
# Another round of beer for my horses.
And whiskey for my men.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:14, archived)
# merry EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:08, archived)
# Cats innit
Cats by Ed Clews

Off to lurk again....
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:27, archived)
# such a clever bunch
nice draws
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:37, archived)
# DUDE LLAMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:41, archived)
# \o/ real cats at last!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:43, archived)
# yeah !!!
haven't seen your stuff for ages :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Super
Stop lurking!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:57, archived)
# What Monkeon said
with brass knobs on
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:18, archived)
# If I ever get time
I'll try and lurk less. I do love a good B3ta.
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:19, archived)
# that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Haha I've had cats like those.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Yes yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:04, archived)
# YES
Less lurking please
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:13, archived)
# these are happy cats
i like happy cats
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:23, archived)
# SQUEE!!
KYOOT!!! ~.~;;,
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 0:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:55, archived)
# Don't go off to lurk again damnit, this is lovely
clicks :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha, loving this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Someone bring me an ice cream

click it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:12, archived)
# :D Ice cream headache methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:43, archived)
# ICE CREAM OVERLOAD
THE LOADING OF ICE CREAM
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:09, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:32, archived)
# Coney-lingus?
...
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:01, archived)
# WOW
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:14, archived)
# JUST EAT THE ICE CREAM.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:03, archived)
# Spotted this the other day...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 19:00, archived)
# Is that notorious child molester "H from Steps"?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 19:04, archived)
# Items trapped in the brianftang
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 19:16, archived)
# :(
talk to your GP
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 19:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 20:24, archived)
# ITEMS TRAPPED IN THE...
BUTT WHAT BUTT BUTT
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 20:52, archived)
# a good spray of acid usually keeps them away
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:16, archived)
# Floatbama
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:26, archived)
# everyone needs a magic doormat
so much easier to pack away than those magic carpets
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:38, archived)
# Truly he is the messiah
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 19:37, archived)
# what shadow stabilisation algorithm......
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 19:54, archived)
# the gust of dead souls
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 20:08, archived)
# A COOL BREEZE FOR THE LONG-LEGGED MAC-DADDY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:12, archived)
# Well, you have to have a cool breeze if you pimp white women and black women
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Weird but good
Would click again
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Field Punishment Number 37
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:22, archived)
# that horse has amazing balance
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:24, archived)
# He trained with the Royal Ballet
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:32, archived)
# with emphasis on the Ball (et)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:39, archived)
# I say...one has to pay for that sort of thing round are way don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:25, archived)
# The least enjoyable part of the Nutcracker Suite.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:25, archived)
# he can take it
he went to public school
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Er, something about a knacker's yard?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:46, archived)
# AGH!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:32, archived)
# Reet up the gooch!
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 19:31, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:07, archived)
# Christmas 2014
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:33, archived)
# The familiar whooshing blades of Rudolph the red nosed copter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Santa Chemtrail
.....you will enjoy Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:10, archived)
# 'OW DO.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:13, archived)
#
Ive seen these in the pub on my estate. Just needs a racing post under one of their arms.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Look at the head on that...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:25, archived)
# I went out with her once
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:35, archived)
# cheer up lad, you'll win on the fruity next time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Lice Cold In Alex?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:25, archived)
# pint of OB?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:15, archived)
# fuck booze
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 19:35, archived)
# Mark E Smith is looking healthier these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Ha! good spot :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:44, archived)
# If anyone deserved a bowler hat
it is obviously this guy
huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Have a crap joke I thought of for some reason
Probably not worth its own thread, but the board's going slowly today so fuck it.


Click for bigger (117 kb)
(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:43, archived)
# We'll otherwise there'd be brown rings over, the cliffs of Dover.
I think Vera Lynn sung that...
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:01, archived)
# But what's coastiest?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:09, archived)
# I've had it with your coastier-than-thou attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Coasters... for those times when the tabletop just isn't enough

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:27, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:39, archived)
# I'm trying to imagine a roller coaster now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:07, archived)
# If I had any skill at image manipulation I'd have a crack at it
Sadly, I don't.
(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:58, archived)
# ha ha
its funny because its true
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Oh dear...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:22, archived)
# She'll never sell anything
with that sneer
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Oh
ff...
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:22, archived)
# I like this
but under protest
cause it hurts
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 3 Dec 2013, 19:47, archived)
# Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:20, archived)
# oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Double ooof
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:30, archived)
# must......not.......giggle......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:32, archived)
# ><
I hope the recipient at least got a 'while you were out' note.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:34, archived)
# That's not what I meant when I said you could crash at my place.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Guilty snigger
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:52, archived)
# ahahaha shit
bad man
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:52, archived)
# They're still searching for the crew, someone should tell them
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:07, archived)
# There are more pressing issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:23, archived)
# I'm glad someone has addressed this issue.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:01, archived)
# when the pilot found he was flying a defective helicopter, he hit the roof!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 20:15, archived)
# 29/11 Never Forget
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:29, archived)
# NVR FGT
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:56, archived)
# This really isn't funny at all
*sniggers*
Nope, definitely not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Ooooooooof!
also : Ooooooooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:25, archived)
# hello *runs*
Well it is quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:03, archived)
# old joke is old
but i can't help wondering what the small goods are
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Your blindness is cured! Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:19, archived)
# i've made the words on the screen bigger! Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:24, archived)
# :D
Can I have some fat arse ham while you're at it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:08, archived)
# i want ham now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:09, archived)
# FAT
ARSE
HAM

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Bootyfull.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:22, archived)
# i just had some ham
it was honey roast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:30, archived)
# ahah. ahahahahah.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:24, archived)
# now im hungry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:20, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:11, archived)
# ROFLs
and LOLs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:12, archived)
# HA! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:19, archived)
# haha loon
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:21, archived)
# FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:21, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:36, archived)
# :D so quick on the draw
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:48, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:20, archived)
# silliness :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:48, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Textbook use of ARGH! there
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:08, archived)
# Smashes head into desk
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Oh-dear....I knew it was coming and I still larfed
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:59, archived)
# You should be ashamed of yourself, go to your room NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a compo entree
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Sounds..... painful.
On that (brown) note:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:51, archived)
# ha ha
have a click for silliness :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:17, archived)
# that'll give it a shot in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:57, archived)
# so, you've heard of my chili?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Noooo... too many bad memories ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Strongest there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:07, archived)
# haha, superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:12, archived)
# It started as a comedy account but then it took over
COMEDY ACCOUNT 2.0, the Reckoning
There can be only one
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:29, archived)
# :(
(Vladimir Gluten, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:02, archived)
# COAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Wot, no Loki?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:21, archived)
# X
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Still prefer the letter system of film rating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:31, archived)
# aww :(
I thought it was 'the smashing kiss'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Drimble, it can be whatever you want it to be.
x.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Smashing!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Lubberly
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:17, archived)
# he died
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Yay hulk
Hulk smashing cup of tea :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:30, archived)
# [ x( ]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Hahaha! Super
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:23, archived)
# As /board has died, have some drawing even if just to keep it rolling over.


(click for bigger, 216 kb)

Seriously, what's happened to this place?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Darren left
it all went wrong after that

That and people can't be arsed to comment anymore and that makes people not bother posting pictures.
Because posting without feedback is as unsatisfying as farting in a corpse's face.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:56, archived)
# I think it was around the time that everyone accused everyone else of being an attention seeker
I mean if you're going to take the time to make a picture and post it on a messageboard then you're probably hoping for some level of attention

I'm not trying to remove myself from this, I probably played a part
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:13, archived)
# It's been a slow decline over the last 7 years
a lot of new social media outlets have appeared to distract people and internet 2.0 bubbles where creatives felt there was a point in posting shit on the internet have burst.

Thankfully a few of us keep waving the shitty flag as a beacon to others should they consider returning and posting a picture of a kitten on a spacehopper or somesuch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:25, archived)
# I blame usvsth3m
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:31, archived)
# I blame Rob's lack of interest in the place.
Sure, he might get more advertising revenue from his other projects, but it wouldn't hurt for him to liven the place up a bit from time to time.
I still maintain that the 2-image-challenge-per-week idea would help (1st choice idea runs all week, 2nd choice gets three days starting on the Monday).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Must agree Colonel
Some of the recent challenges have been a bit samey, and for someone like me who doesn't have the skills, it can be a struggle to even come up with something that will generate at least a comment. Looking at the archives, there used to be a few spontaneous challenges that were popular. Smash Monkey's blind drawing challenges always draw a good few entries ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:01, archived)
# h'ok...

just don't let him use it on nylon carpets....
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:17, archived)
# well, that's the last bloody time I'll post a kitten then :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:17, archived)
# So, you gonna comment on Boris' bird picture then?
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:11, archived)
# I do apologise, by comment I meant reply
as in to suggest there was someone else here.
I replied to Boris' question.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Or perhaps it's because the people that do reply
Reply with a shit picture or joke, giving no feedback whatsoever.

Or perhaps the fun was sucked out of it by moaning cunt mods.

I guess we'll never know.
(SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:28, archived)
# a shit picture in response or even a repost is better than nothing,
it shows that the original post has provoked a thought, even if it is a throwaway one.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:00, archived)
# People posting abuse under spare accounts are to blame.
(spanishfly 2, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:44, archived)
# You blaming me? You Bastard!
(Spare Accounts posting abuse, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:49, archived)
# No, that'll be me
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:50, archived)
# why haven't you dedicated your drawings to duck rape
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Proceeds from the sales go to victims of duckrape.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:40, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Thanks very much!
It was a 'thank you' to a very helpful colleague.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:41, archived)
# In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan,
Earth stood hard as iron, water like a stone;
Snow had fallen, snow on snow, snow on snow,
In the bleak midwinter, long ago.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:14, archived)
# I like Immortal's new avian direction.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:19, archived)
# I thought this might look okay.

Edit: what with grey skies and all.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:29, archived)
# For a bird, there's a distinct lack of feathering...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Heh heh!
It's teeth like that that means the Robin in my garden gets to monopolise the feeders.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Personally, my new job means less time for b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:17, archived)
# In the words of Lazlo Hollyfeld,
"Well, then I'm happy and sad for you."
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:34, archived)
# "Get lost, you're just a cheap pimp from upstate, get out of my studio!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:40, archived)
# I take courage and hope from both of these statements.
Cheers, lads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Me too.
Huge funding proposal to write before Christmas. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:43, archived)
# merry christmas
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Thanks very much!
It seems strange to come back to cold Christmasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:44, archived)
# What they said, and a lot of the older b3tans have grown up, got jobs and made themselves busy with offspring
Don't worry, they'll be back here when the offspring have fucked off and dumped them in a retirement home.

Also, nice fluffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:38, archived)
# doing a b3ta makes you pregnant
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:47, archived)
#
But I don't have a uterus, you insensitive clod!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha
I suspect there is truth in that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:48, archived)
# I've managed that set, but still try to make a little time for the place.
For me, the biggest drag is the hummus drought I've gone through.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Work through hummous droughts.
That's what bandwagons are for.

Or, indeed, animal drawings - woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:38, archived)
# I like that drawing. It is a good drawing.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Thanks!
Sadly, I can't see me doing many more until after Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:45, archived)

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