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# ukmole
I believe he was ukmole on this site.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] :)


ho ho bleurrrrrrrgh !
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 23:04, archived)
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(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:54, archived)
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(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Haha
Needs some scratchy beats as a musical card and it'd be job done.
(, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 0:17, archived)
# hahaha
and woo
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:55, archived)
# *vomits*
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho Ho Ho
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:37, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:50, archived)
# I must have been tired last time I scrolled by
but all that I saw was the decapitated snowman. Now I have looked at the embiggened with fresh eyes I see the other things. Nicely done.
(, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 7:24, archived)
# Thats reaaly great
(, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 9:41, archived)
# Woo :)
(, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 12:31, archived)
# eve 'ning
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 19:48, archived)
# i hope she falls off a roof
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Really? That's not very nice.
I think she's funny.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:01, archived)
# I like her lamb chop.
Ifyaknowwaddamean.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:02, archived)
# her dads alright if that helps
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:09, archived)
# You'll be telling us Nescafé is drinkable next...
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Team Nina!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 21:41, archived)
# is this east enders?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:21, archived)
# no
Hope this helps.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 21:03, archived)
# phew
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 21:24, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 19:08, archived)
# :D
2
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Number 2 is your favourite, is it?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 21:01, archived)
#
no
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 22:57, archived)
# Number 2 isn't your favourite, then?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 23:27, archived)
# ukmole
To all of Alan Pond's friends, it is with grief and sadness that I am letting you know that Alan died in his home on November 21, 2013. His passing was peaceful and he seemed to have fallen asleep in front of his computer. He had a serious heart condition. I am his fiancee, Diana Eames, and he often spoke about his attachment and affection for this group, of which he was a long time member. He will long be missed by an endless list of people, and the world is a colder, darker place without him.
If anyone is interested, my e-mail is fifilee@ earthlink.net.
I thank you for him for your years of friendship.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:42, archived)
# I did not know him, but I wish you wellness and peace
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:02, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:04, archived)
# ^
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:05, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:09, archived)
# ^I add my this^
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:40, archived)
# ^-- My this, I wish you well. Sorry for your loss.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 19:23, archived)
# I also share this sentiment.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 19:32, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:56, archived)
# I'm very sorry for your loss.
What was his username?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:11, archived)
# ^this
Was just about to type the same thing.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:33, archived)
# what the captain said ^
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:34, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:33, archived)
# Very sad news -
all our best wishes are with you
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:15, archived)
# my condolences
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:27, archived)
# R.I.P fella
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:38, archived)
# What was his username?


(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:50, archived)
# Top editing, numbnuts
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:53, archived)
# : (
Sorry to hear the sad news
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Very sorry for your loss
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Sorry to hear of your loss
glad we gave him some chuckles over the years
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:40, archived)
# sincere condolences
sorry for your loss, and thanks for taking time to let us know
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:41, archived)
# RIP Alan
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 19:06, archived)
# i'll be honest here, change the @ for an at, and this bunch of weirdos really do not need a newly single females email address, true most of them are nonces but you never know, safety first
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 19:12, archived)
# there's a gap after the '@' that should deter spambots.
Not so sure about the b3ta shut-ins though...
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 19:35, archived)
# That's very sad
I wish you well
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 19:15, archived)
# :'( RIP
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Sorry for your loss, Diana.
It seems Alan sent a message to grifftinfoilhat in 2002. I think that should narrow it down as to who Alan was on here, no problem. Mystery solved.
www.b3ta.com/board/205633
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:15, archived)
# this is worse than when darren left :(
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Condolences :(
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:47, archived)
# alt.2eggs
I knew him from the cafe on usenet. Didn't realise he was on here as well. Glad to have known you, Molesy.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 22:04, archived)
#
I am sorry to hear . RIP :(
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 23:59, archived)
# Very sad news
I'm sorry for your loss. Take care
(, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 8:50, archived)
#
being a lurker on here I understand too. RIP
(, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks like everyone else watched it today as well...
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:33, archived)
# i didn't
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:37, archived)
# ^
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:58, archived)
# 'Tis the season*
*nuclear winter
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Fa-llout-llout-loutt-llout-llooouuuut-llout-llout-llout-llout
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Thank fuck someone understood it :)
(, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 0:05, archived)
# BAR-HUMBUG!
I mean woo!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:29, archived)
# HA! :D
(duck and cover)
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] MERRY CHRISTMAS, CUNTS!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:21, archived)
# MERRY CUNT, CHRISTMAS!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:24, archived)
# i'm sure there's lots of people who'd like a merry cunt in their stockings this year
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Cerry Muntmas Chris
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Meri adoc, Brandybuck!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:34, archived)
# BAR-HUMBUG!
:D
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:38, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:49, archived)
# ignore the fact I repleied t othe wrong thread first
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:57, archived)
# are you drunk, by any chance?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:03, archived)
# nope
My brain is naturally pickled
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:10, archived)
# ha!
someone's just been the toilet here, it smells like a dead camel now.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:14, archived)
# are you down the pub?
pubs always smell like ass n puke nowadays
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:17, archived)
# no
my parents' house
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:17, archived)
# well put ur internet down n talk to ur parents
*unless ur in the crappa making camel smells :P



edit: unless they're not in of course - then carry on :)
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:20, archived)
# we get on much better by ignoring each other
until one of them wants a cup of tea or a foot massage or something from the chippy.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:25, archived)
# fair dinkum
ask them how they are from me - and what should I buy myself for xmas from them?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:31, archived)
# they said they're fine
and you should get a jar of pickled eggs and a taxidermied ferret
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:33, archived)
# I've got the eggs, hmm a ferret
I would like a ferret
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:52, archived)
# if you like that
watch a young doctor's notebook
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Does it contain S&M
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:56, archived)
# it contains morphine addiction, amputations and sex with an ugly nurse.
also hallucinations of john hamm.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Sounds like a night out in Liverpool
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:04, archived)
# only if you're lucky
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Worst/Best Christmas card ever!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:14, archived)
# resistance is futile
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:40, archived)
# Maybe If Japanese fujoshi, They'll be excite.
But I don't want it.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I FOUND THIS AND THINK IT SHOULD WIN THE COMPO compo compo compo compo compo compo
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:46, archived)
# this should win the internet
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:55, archived)
# itsanunauthorizedpearoastOMGeveryoneissooooooomadatmeOMGthreadrushb3ta...
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:10, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:12, archived)
# also:

Hello internet christmas fucks.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:21, archived)
# I broke the rules.
And I'm NOT sorry.
:D/
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:24, archived)
# i juss wanted to hang out with my …….. " friendz " …….BUTT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:28, archived)
# I want that testcard tshirt
I am going to find one
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:22, archived)
# no
no
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 21:25, archived)
# I on the internet win, found this think I competition should the it!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:47, archived)
#
:D
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Kiss this
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 14:49, archived)
# dat ass
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 14:50, archived)
# mmm
asssssss
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:00, archived)
# them's some mighty baubles
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:01, archived)
# PFF
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:04, archived)
# What do you reckon Dr Stranglove.....?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:09, archived)
# it's back!
hey everybody look, it's back!!!


...furthermore, I might be a mincing pansie, but I am not a thread-deleting cunt!! What next -- GENOCIDE?!?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Yes
Delete ze impure!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Aw! Do me now!!!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:55, archived)
#

(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:15, archived)
# *apocalypse
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Aculpocolips
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:18, archived)
# it doesnt matter what fucking word i think i just invented -- google always knows of numerous times it's been said before :(
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:19, archived)
# By my calculations "winmbzyazzzz" doesn't exist.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Wrong, google it
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:44, archived)
# I did. That's how I know.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 14:11, archived)
# 2 results found for "winmbzyazzzz".
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 14:19, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
*Implodes as feedback circuits melt*
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 14:26, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 14:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 14:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Shouldn't the sky be at the top?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 14:52, archived)
# the top of what?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Topical.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:42, archived)
# The rejected pilot for "How I Met Your Mother"?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Erotic poetry is the new web fad for 2014.
Did his twisted balls ever recover?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 12:26, archived)
# his balls will be appearing on the David Letterman late-night talk show on Wednesday
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:08, archived)
# I'm outraged by the original
they haven't made the slightest effort to get it to scan, they crammed eighteen syllables into a line that should only have ten.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:02, archived)
# ^ Extremely that. D--. See me after class.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Thread-deleting prick.
Not you, him.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:04, archived)
# i saw that
...then i didn't, of course

ADD-A-HEAD

(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:05, archived)
# not sure you've really allowed enough room at the top, still, done what I can with it
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:15, archived)
# izzat fergie from the blackeyedpees
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:20, archived)
# no, bub.ba.ho.tep or whatever his fucking name is
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 14:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 14:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Yiff yiff grrr

FP please
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:42, archived)
# done
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:20, archived)
# the original is very disturbing
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:23, archived)
# It's no Pam Ayres, is it?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Suck my balls
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:08, archived)
# wow, my mind's ear actually heard it in his voice too!
creepy
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:10, archived)
# those are huge balls
where's his ass?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:12, archived)
# I want to kick to his butt.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:58, archived)
#
Feel free to kick to his butt!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 12:03, archived)
# Kick the Cartman!! :D
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Suck my balls
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Slave the to rhythm.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody council houses...
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 9:35, archived)
# =(
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Oof. :)))

(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:17, archived)
# =)
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:38, archived)
# But is it acceptable to have burnt their eyes on your fire to keep warm?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Yes, of course. And the snowman's eyes as well.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:05, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!

*click*
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Nostalgia
I used to make things and post them here so long ago.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 7:45, archived)
# Have you forgotten?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 7:54, archived)
#
Goddamn, I think I may have. Damn.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:15, archived)
# that's nice, dear.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 7:54, archived)
# What happened to you?
You working for the man now?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:02, archived)
#
I was but not now. I have a lot of GIFs on a back up drive. And a video and check from the Graham Norton Show. (thanks, Rob)
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:13, archived)
# I like the mystery in the last sentence.
Make stuff again!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:17, archived)
# not a single picture remains :(
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:08, archived)
#
Terrible, isn't it?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:12, archived)
#
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:16, archived)
#
Strangely, I kind of like it like this. (also, as I've been pointing out for 11 years, I am female)
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:17, archived)
# there are no girls on the internet
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:28, archived)
# You're a female?
Don't get many of your kind round here no more.
Not since they closed the livery yard.
You sure smell pretty.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:29, archived)
# Tits or GTFO
;)
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 9:04, archived)
# that's bollocks
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:11, archived)
# i can see some benefit to it being slower as well
(and as I have mentioned in the past, I am a black woman trapped in a white man's body)
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:14, archived)
# sounds a bit Hannibal Lector
with a stuck zip
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Jame Gumb, akshally
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:07, archived)
# I was lazy and didn't look it up
no excuse, seeing as I am on the internet right now
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 12:06, archived)
#

(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:03, archived)
# /Talk --->
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:29, archived)
# so fucking glad we are still upwind from /talk
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:12, archived)
# you should make some more and post them
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] "I killed it."
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Do I smell roasted pea?
christmas card
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 2:18, archived)
#

(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 3:51, archived)
# wow, neat!
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:28, archived)
[challenge entry] You now know what to do
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:29, archived)

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