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[challenge entry] Genius
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 12:40, archived)
# listopia thief
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 13:01, archived)
# There are some entries that are simply too good not to put through Photoshop
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 13:13, archived)
# I've been tempted myself,
I have to admit.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] You won't like him when he's angry
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:57, archived)
# What slender hands hulk has, or is that just his finger? ;D
Merry Christmas Ninj
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 11:04, archived)
# His hands, he could shit a basketball now, poor soul...
Happy Christmas Toastie :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Catwogan
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] And another pea
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 12:10, archived)
#
Genius.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 22:43, archived)
# TOAWIP* 'cos I can't be arsed making a proper card

*text on a work in progress
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:30, archived)
# I approve of this message.
Also, magenta BMW.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:39, archived)
# Another alien import! They'll copy anything :D
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:59, archived)
# 'They' being the chinese? or aliens?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 11:09, archived)
# Sssshhhh! They'll hear you.
*wears tinfoil hat*
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Lovely attention to detail :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 11:09, archived)
# Very nicely :)
also 3ppb
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:46, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] T'is the season of...

and yes, the one on the left is sat on Brains' lap :/
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] And WHAT a season that is :(
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:40, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:58, archived)
# ha ha
I miss her, she was ace.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 11:07, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:56, archived)
# Now that....
....is most awfully clever!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 20:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Hehehe
:)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:48, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 13:10, archived)
#

(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 13:24, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Nice work :D
I don't remember eating that...?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 13:36, archived)
# We've all been there
:D
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 13:58, archived)
# YAY!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] An early morning pea.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 6:58, archived)
# "just one letter"; you're doing it wrong.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 7:25, archived)
# Bod Spluff
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 8:28, archived)
# THAT'S THE SPIRIT
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 8:36, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 8:56, archived)
# SCARY!

returning to the spawning grounds...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Mmmm
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 12:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 12:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 13:12, archived)
# don't know whether he's coming or going!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 8:38, archived)
# that's quite epic
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] You Cat Bastard! You Cat Bastard! You Cat Bastard! You Cat Bastard!
you cat bastard!!you cat bastard!!you cat bastard!!


With Roy "Chubby" Miaown


(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:44, archived)
# Roy "Tabby" Brown
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:56, archived)
# And that pussy fucking stinks of fish!
(This guy lives in the village next door to my home town). Even though his stuff is terminally unfunny he's actually a mild-mannered gent.

(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 8:06, archived)
# I saw one of his old 80's routines
fucking pissed myself!

It seemed as if he was a bit of an Al Murray Pub Landlord, in that his audience were salt of the earth, but his material wasn't actually sexist/ racist etc.
dunno what his later routines were like though
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:09, archived)
# Ive seen a few of his routines
and dont think I've ever heard any racism in them. Massive sexism and probably unfunny now, but at the time I LOLed, I had them on audio cassette.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:45, archived)
# He's eaten all the mice
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] True you see mi inna pants and Thing
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:33, archived)
# Gimme overrun base, make me change up me face.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] 9-10 (I found this, I think it should win the compo)
I think it should win the compo)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 23:55, archived)
# The Hogan yet slumbers.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:14, archived)
# even in sleep, he is terrifying
I don't think I'd get much sleep under this

Raaah!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:48, archived)
# this should win the compo!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 4:53, archived)
# I think this should win the compo
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 7:49, archived)
# it should win the compo
except the last image, which features the NEW world financial center building.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:50, archived)
# oops
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 3:06, archived)
# Cancel Christmas
Bin Done surely?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 22:49, archived)
# I fear for Rolf
and the the last name I wanted to be accused.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Rdli Hakkis was framed!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 23:34, archived)
# framed?
he drew a picture?

can you see what it is yet?


edit: I'm not even sure this made sense in my head.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 23:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:24, archived)
# Sorry I cocked it up.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:38, archived)
# i think he's going to find out what this is!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 7:33, archived)
# Haha fuck
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:31, archived)
# That's why they call it "the slammer"
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 13:25, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 12:10, archived)
# the the?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 23:38, archived)
# So in all seriousness, was there any popular star of the 70's and 80's who wasn't a wronger?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 23:41, archived)
# Yewtree Sweepstakes
Pick a contender, first one to get named by the press wins a sick badge:

Timmy Mallet
Mike Read
Les Dawson
David Bellamy
Phil Schofield
Tommy Boyd
Keith Chegwin
Peter Duncan
Terry Nutkins
Metal Mickey
Bernard Matthews
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 3:30, archived)
# I'll take Cheggers!
Always thought he was a bit dodge.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 3:32, archived)
# Nope far too pathetic
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 11:43, archived)
# Phil Schofield
for no other reason than I find it hard to believe he could be such an idiot, perhaps he was overcompensating.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 3:59, archived)
# I'll take David Bellamy,for the fact that I think he's been rumoured about before
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 11:44, archived)
# My mother once met him
found him to have his head so far up his ass it was coming out of his mouth.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 13:19, archived)
# david jason please
With Ted rogers to place.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Can i take
Bernard Cribbins?
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 14:32, archived)
# it was really difficult to get comfortable on his lap, now I know why
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 23:51, archived)
# The elves were always trying to smarten me up and straighten my hair before I saw Santa.
Turns out I was being groomed.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:14, archived)
# I can't believe that this has been allowed to go on for so long
him with his book of what every child has been up to for the past year, he must have a whole network of nonces watching all the kids and reporting back
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Sing along
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:39, archived)
# Jam foliage, jam foliage. I said jam, j-j-j-j-jam foliage.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 22:18, archived)
# True
It looks like Bob Marley

Edit www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIdxHafuPl4
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Wasn't he Scrooge's bassplayer?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 22:32, archived)
# Blinkin' Dave
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Mr Cameron, you're trying to seduce me.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:31, archived)
# he's a winker!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:32, archived)
# One hand on the interviewer's cock
and the other one is giving a high five
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:32, archived)
# he's stuck, someone Ctrl Alt Delete him
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:36, archived)
# no! just turn him off, but don't turn him back on again!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 7:10, archived)
# Lucky boy
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:45, archived)
# why is he lucky? is Cameron paying him top dollar?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:46, archived)
#
I meant Dave lol
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:58, archived)
# ahaha
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 22:34, archived)
# I'm certain now that
han shot first

(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 23:46, archived)
# "Koona t'chuta, Solo?"
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:02, archived)
# He can usually only persuade Nick to wear the wig on special occasions.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:49, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:53, archived)
# 100m sprint
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:50, archived)
# hahahaha
that's so wrong it's right
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:55, archived)
# :O
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Suave as fuck, man...SEVERED HEAD SEXUALISTS - THE EARLY YEARS...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Ever wondered what XX-Factor looks like
everwondered what the XX-Factor would look like?

(Double X being explicit sexual conduct but no actual penetration)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:15, archived)
# I like the bellend compression
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:21, archived)
# also
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:22, archived)
# :D is there a joke and a hat inside?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:25, archived)
# The humans are force-fed with Kinder toys and novelties.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:26, archived)
# she's not really workde it fully turgid yet
she's only just found out she's won and not really got it fully pumped up and veiny yet :)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:32, archived)
# non-sequiturs so far have been a little strange
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:35, archived)
# nice!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 1:04, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:41, archived)
# hahahaha
that is fucking brill
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:43, archived)
# That is flawless
WOO
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Mindpiss ;)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Sorry missed it.
:D
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 23:22, archived)
# I'm just amazed anyone even knows what a Maxi is/was ;)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 23:30, archived)
# I used to have one.
Only good thing was the amount of stuff you could squeeze into it, which was handy when I moved house.
(, Thu 26 Dec 2013, 11:08, archived)
# Haha!
Ace.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
and what a shit car. Rusty on delivery. Clicks like mad
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 22:59, archived)
# hahaha..
Brilliant
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Ffs!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Tee hee hee!
Top stuff,that gets a proper drunken christmas giggle from me.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Not just and ting, The Ting.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:09, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:18, archived)
# donkey!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Admirably silly!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 22:00, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 11:58, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:06, archived)
# :D
loved that film, but it hasn't aged well
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] At least no one has done King Dong yet...
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Suddenly, it's like old times....
Splendid!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Mooverlous !
: )
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:22, archived)
# the ultimate beefcake moovie
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:33, archived)
# I love the smell of cow dung in the morning
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] who doesn't!
and who also doesn't love a jolly decent helping of repost for compo

(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:13, archived)
# I see what you did there
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:14, archived)
# so, it's been a while
is B3ta any better than it used to be? And not just because I am back, of course
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:16, archived)
# It's not
mainly because I'm usually lurking these days
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:28, archived)
# because you want to see the posts by all those users that have ignored you?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:33, archived)
# I never log out
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:46, archived)
# you quite literally don't know what you're missing
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:54, archived)
# Haha, maybe it's for the best
:)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Most WOO!!!
:) Chrimble *click*
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Try that in English?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 22:03, archived)
# Christmas you silly Boris
;)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 22:19, archived)
# moooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nicely done
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:27, archived)
# YES
Very nicely done
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] shirley bindun?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:16, archived)
# pardon? Pappy jew's here??
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:53, archived)
# TOO SOON :(
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:11, archived)
# Oh, the shame!
*hangs head*
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:06, archived)
# *chokes tea*
oh, you cunt
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:07, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:20, archived)
# world flannel center?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:09, archived)
# terryist attacks?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:18, archived)
# *cough*
twin towels
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:36, archived)
# That would be a much bouncier anti-terrorist defence and should be implemented immediately.
Also, it would melt less cars as it would be unreflective.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:11, archived)
# Yay! Massive woo, yay
and of course hooplah!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Ha! good one :)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Cleansing terrorism !
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:10, archived)
# I love you, you massive wrong one
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:13, archived)
# I'LL NEVER FORGET
to wipe my feet when I get out of the shower.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:38, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:21, archived)
# Haha oh fuck
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:28, archived)
# I find your humor rather dry
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 6:26, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:01, archived)
# :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 17:54, archived)
# why is he wearing a wig made of chameleon's tails?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 17:55, archived)
# blood, entrails and lizardy tails
that's what french aristocrats are made of
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:02, archived)
# the one he decapitated isn't an aristocrat
have you ever known a woman of breeding who needed a shave?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:06, archived)
# dunno, I don't move in those circles
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:14, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:19, archived)
# OOooo! Stop messin' abaat!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:19, archived)
# I like the bit where the bloke puts his willy up a goat's nostril
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:06, archived)
# only because it makes you feel validated
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:07, archived)
# never read the newsletter myself
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Nigella's Christmas cookbook covers have become weird lately.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:12, archived)
# still got tit on there tho
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:13, archived)
# Oh, you great big tease!
I would buy this twice.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:13, archived)
# hehe :)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Mmmm, yummy yummy
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Yum poo mouth

*clicks*
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:13, archived)

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