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[challenge entry] Cheesy Peas
It's an old song, sung in black and white...



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(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:57, archived)
# i feel that your pic is giving me the 2-fingered salute in some way
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:09, archived)
# I saw it as Sir Winston Churchill
D-day innit
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:13, archived)
# good point. well made.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:15, archived)
# Bite them on the feaches.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:57, archived)
# i can't, court order
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] repost
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:29, archived)
# Shoeby doeby doo-wop
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:36, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:55, archived)
# La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laaaa...
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Needs more Hulk Hogan for the last 2 columns...
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] This graphic leads to much info.






Click & learn people, click and learn.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:32, archived)
# you got change for a fiver?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:33, archived)
# 'salright
it's on free play.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:36, archived)
# well why didn't ya say so!
here, hold my pint.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:39, archived)
# I hope that's the updated version
of the TMBG song... ;)
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:34, archived)
# Click it
And find out if it is or isn't.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:37, archived)
# Yes indeed, it needs to be
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:54, archived)
# Universe Song:
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:45, archived)
# That was a really nice thing to do.
Thank you.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:54, archived)
# You're welcome.
Something different for a Friday afternoon.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:17, archived)
# Just noticed that we signed up on the same day
Along with at least 20 others.

Surprised you didn't tell me to "cock off noob."
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 22:10, archived)
# Yay!
I also fall into the category of sad b3tards who know several of these by heart, but then again I never grow tired of those and I will certainly be returning here later (when not at work) to listen to the ones I don't know.

Great stuff.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:19, archived)
# i rather like this
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:31, archived)
# I'd have regretted the time spent on it
if it was universally hated.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Yay
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Splendid
and educational
Also youtu.be/oeRCsAGQVy8
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Great stuff!
Some old favourites of mine and some I hadn't heard.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:54, archived)
# That's what I aim for with these :)
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 18:54, archived)
# Yay! These are a great series.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:25, archived)
# Brilliant work, thanks!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:07, archived)
# Was listening to a load of Tom Lehrer the other day.
Most of his stuff still really stands up well.
Obviously a big influence on Tim Minchin.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Shocking new evidence STUNS the scientific community.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 12:38, archived)
# that only accounts for the croissant in his hand
the knowledge that he has a second croissant still to enjoy is where the smugness lies.
Croissant value should be 715% smug
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 12:48, archived)
# You presume to question my methodology, blackguard?
*slaps round the face with peer review questionnaire*
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 12:50, archived)
# FIght! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Hit him!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 12:53, archived)
# You jest, but it's amazing how much injury you can cause with a well-placed counter-argument.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:04, archived)
# Chris Martin?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:08, archived)
# SMUG OVERLOAD
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:35, archived)
# LOLCHAIRS!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:50, archived)
# Also, he's just read his stock portfolio is doing rather well
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:05, archived)
# Very nice
Not sure about the verdict.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 16:22, archived)
# Well done, except I believe smugness is highly mouth related.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Medical or Cereal?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 12:24, archived)
# *wince*
Top Venning!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 12:46, archived)
# it's my first EVER venn.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 12:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:13, archived)
# can't leave...
clown will eat me... can't leave... clown will eat me...
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:20, archived)
# Try a four-way Venn, including all the three-field sections.
That will truly melt your brain.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:37, archived)
# you think i'm ready?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:44, archived)
# well I have just had my hair cut..
so i'm probably as ready as I'll ever be.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:45, archived)
# :D
I like that
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 12:48, archived)
# it's a good thing to remember should you ever have an accident too
hopefully it'll be all 3 and you get noisy cereal.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Haha...
That's nice.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Marmite - The Wonder Spread
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 12:04, archived)
# top facts!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Thanks, now all I need to do is to work out how to use computer art packages and I'll be sorted!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 12:57, archived)
# I hated the stuff before. I detest it now.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:55, archived)
# Game of Movable Thrones
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:15, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:34, archived)
# He needs it because there's no
downstairs barathroom.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I has degree and am well smart \o/
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:15, archived)
# well . I like it
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Victorian Sexual Position of the Week.

Bread was bigger back then.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:27, archived)
# "In Victorian times Marmite on Toast would take 16 Jars and 3 servants to prepare
at the approximate cost of 5 shillings. As a result only wealthy landowners and the gentry were able to afford this luxorious treat."

The shrinking of sliced bread was the first step towards making luxuries available to the masses, this democritisation of high-end foodstuffs is where we get the phrase "the best thing since sliced bread".



(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:15, archived)
# I see you've read "Victorian Curiosities and Other Things of Such the Like" too?
it sure is a book.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:47, archived)
# I'll vote fo….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Indeed.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 23:38, archived)
# Well you're not wrong
Curry on
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 1:43, archived)
# hahah fuck
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 2:57, archived)
# Basil!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] For the 4 year olds
Perhaps they've not heard this one.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:58, archived)
# English worms carry the beat in their hearts. Wiggling is an essential part of that.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 22:23, archived)
# Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 23:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 23:31, archived)
# HaHa!!!! Good god!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 0:17, archived)
# Internet has just exceeded itself. Warning. Warning.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 0:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 0:56, archived)
# Related heart theme
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 2:50, archived)
# gah
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 1:05, archived)
# Not if you freeze them first,
They are also easier to sharpen into point once frozen. ©viz toptips
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I hope this clarifies things.


Thank you.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:42, archived)
# Pfft!
If only she'd taken on Game of Pricks
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:43, archived)
# badum tish :D
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:23, archived)
# Well done and woooo!
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:36, archived)
# Everybody clap now!
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:39, archived)
# I like them!
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Heh,
it's a clip from Bill Plympton's 'The cow who wanted to be a hamburger' :)
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 0:00, archived)
# Much clapping going on
It's reminded me of this...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ra0DsbiNs0
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 23:37, archived)
# I like that!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 0:21, archived)
# I believe it changes the carrying arm sometimes
y'know, just to shake things up
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:37, archived)
# This is Fab!
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:52, archived)
# Aces, as usual!!
Everyone truly is a winner! :)
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:55, archived)
# hahahaha
but doodles of skull octopus things only have five legs! I seent em!
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:57, archived)
# lovely
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 22:31, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 0:17, archived)
# Beautiful!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 17:57, archived)
# Gee
nyuss
(, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:58, archived)
# I'm not happy with the K....


Knit your own: b3ta.com/talk/7737294
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:17, archived)
# Worst RDLI tattoo ever.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:22, archived)
# 4 EVA
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:23, archived)
# NVR FGT
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 22:45, archived)
#
I have two of these. One of them says fuck, I think the other one is cunt, I can't remember though.
Spidercamp makes them.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:23, archived)
# Pfft, sewing is for chumps.
Those are quite nice though.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:27, archived)
# You've just given us
a really nice FUCK
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:37, archived)
# i approve of this
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:59, archived)
# An Airship flying that way >>>
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:17, archived)
# That's really nice, that
and puts me in mind of Mateusz Skutnik
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:35, archived)
# That's a nice bloater
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 22:23, archived)
# I think the green fez
Is very nice. Click!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 6:34, archived)
# Got some japanese anime thing going there
Great stuff
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:49, archived)
[challenge entry] phases of the heart and circulation
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:59, archived)
# Looking at that pube-penis-ball duration, it looks like a right bundle branch cock.
/cardiology blog
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:02, archived)
# ^deleted scene where Goldblum takes a tree and a chicken in there with him too
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:07, archived)
# I appear to have unwittingly referenced a tv shoe I've never seen
Yikes
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:20, archived)
# Myocardial in-fuck-tion?
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:21, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:06, archived)
# That's clearly Dr Zoidberg
poking through at the top left
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] i studied cats, they are dicks
they are dicks
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:53, archived)
# haha
if only they could stay foetuses for ever, right?
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:55, archived)
#

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:56, archived)
# the experimental tarsier hybrid
proved to be too 'disconcertingly starey' for the average cat-owner
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:00, archived)
# It sort of Squeezes as it goes along
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:56, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:24, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Cats are always cool! (except when they are dicks)
"P"


(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:36, archived)
# I'm seeing a strong correlation
between love of horses and level of friendship
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:49, archived)
# they're dicks as soon as the stop being kittens
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:49, archived)
# yeah, thats what i concluded at the end of the study.
thats what i concluded at the end of the study.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:03, archived)
# You should sell that idea to Japan.
You'll make a fortune.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:18, archived)
# The joy of it is that they don't care.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:42, archived)
# Very much yes
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:58, archived)
# It's funny how the missus always looks the bleedin' same...
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:46, archived)
# I was about to say something similar.
:)
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:53, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 23:57, archived)
# Nice use of Clapham Junction
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:10, archived)
# I like specialty cats. They never age.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:00, archived)
# Suddenly, GRAPH PAPER
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:10, archived)
# pow
i decided if i wanted people to take my research seriously i needed to style it up a bit.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:15, archived)
# #keepbananasbent
(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 10:00, archived)
# They're so gonna get you
in your sleep
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:48, archived)
# i feel you could of tried harder with this.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:52, archived)
# irony!
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:59, archived)
# jokes are more important than effort
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:53, archived)
# a joke would of been excellent
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:20, archived)
# it doesn't even make any fucking sense
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:30, archived)
# Is it a raised finger? Is it a cock? Perhaps it's an experimental piece. Or a mental piece. Or a mantelpiece.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:48, archived)
# that's a shit bell curve
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Da fax!
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:29, archived)
# Too true! In the end Sophia got what she deserved!
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:29, archived)
# too true.
Her mother was an incredibly annoying character - I was willing her to get bitten, just to make her slightly more interesting.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:57, archived)

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