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[challenge entry] A crossing of zebras
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:07, archived)
# I spy hipster zebra.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:25, archived)
# Yay! Love the glasses. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] A pile of cows
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 9:52, archived)
#
On a resin of poppies
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 26 Aug 2014, 10:05, archived)
# started making a cow of piles but it put me off my lunch
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:24, archived)
# Sexy as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 10:11, archived)
# Bundle!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 10:14, archived)
# you sure that's not just a bunch of cats taped together?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:14, archived)
# COW ORGY
ALL WELCOME
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:19, archived)
# This is bullocks
udders or gtfo
8)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:28, archived)
# Oh God
Don't tell me foot and mouth has struck Britain

wont do our Co2 targets any good if we have to burn thousands of them again
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:18, archived)
# The methane produced by an alive cow is worse
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:23, archived)
# Drawing a Fissssh.


Click for bigger (220 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 0:41, archived)
# that fish would scare me empty
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 1:57, archived)
# It may be grinning,
but its' eyes tell a different story.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 2:38, archived)
# One fish two fish,
Blue fish bluer fish


=)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 3:18, archived)
# he looks friendly ... would he like a biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 8:36, archived)
# Shh, he hasn't seen us
let him swim by
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:20, archived)
# brilliant!!
reminds me of Carlos Ezquerra's work :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Deluge of Pricks
(Alligator, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 0:32, archived)
# ah I get it
Norfolk
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 3:07, archived)
# Nowhere near
There are millions of them out there, most go into politics.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 3:21, archived)
# I've waited too long to have you hide in the back of me
I've cheated so long I wonder how you keep track of me
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:22, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 23:18, archived)
# David Lee Roth?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 23:23, archived)
# bum city
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 23:23, archived)
# Now for MCA
;)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 23:24, archived)
# is that Bell-enda Carlisle?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 23:26, archived)
# Oh my Herman
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 23:58, archived)
#
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 0:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 0:13, archived)
# Basic Instinct could have been so different
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 26 Aug 2014, 7:10, archived)
# :D blimey she's 56 now
Mmmm cheeezy
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 10:18, archived)
# And stringy as hell
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Lizard's tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] An army of caterpillars

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 21:48, archived)
# CaulifloWar is hell
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 21:59, archived)
# *stops car*
Get out and WALK!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 22:23, archived)
# Bomb them back to the cabb-age.
And lettuce pray for their souls.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 22:48, archived)
# Always the same way, the top brassica with power over leaf or death
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 22:55, archived)
# You need to stop sprouting that commie clap-trap
Give 'em a good old dose of mustard gas! That'll kale 'em and it's sure turnip any protests in the bud.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 23:21, archived)
# You could pistil whip or carrot them.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Aug 2014, 23:51, archived)
# We should root them out
and endiveour to irradishcaste them. (Sorry, it's late)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 3:17, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 22:20, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 23:06, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 19:38, archived)
# Woo!
Tell you what that works well with...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqD1OohY2to
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 19:41, archived)
# and :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_agtNKbgSfI
(herman:D, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 19:50, archived)
# He used to use a turntable but all the bouncing about made the tracks keep Skippying
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 19:56, archived)
# Put a donk on it.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 20:00, archived)
# "Tie me"...oh, never mind.
P.S. Can you all please imagine a CDC as I'm very tired tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 20:31, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 21:22, archived)
# Hone St.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 21:37, archived)
# Safety first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 22:25, archived)
# smooove
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 22:39, archived)
# This^
(herman:D, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 23:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 23:55, archived)
# Haha. Get to work you little shit!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 3:56, archived)
# yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:38, archived)
# looks as if listening to some early acid, when it was just the bass
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 26 Aug 2014, 10:07, archived)
# I fucking love this!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:53, archived)
# I did this and now I'm convinced someone here did it before
But I'm gonna post anyway, it's rainy and boring therefore fartyshop tiem

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Sheen's nostrils certainly disposed him to a habit...
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:27, archived)
# Bindun
not really I've no idea
I'm so bored I'm looking at food stand mixers
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:33, archived)
# does your food stand need mixing?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:35, archived)
# I don't have a food stand to mix
I should clarify that I do not have a house full of food stand mixers and that I am looking at them on the internets with a view to purchasing one that meets my requirements
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:40, archived)
# One with a dough hook?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:42, archived)
# And a pasta roller?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11096059
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:44, archived)
# Get a dough hook with that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:38, archived)
# And a pasta roller.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:41, archived)
# This is essential and sound advice Mofaha
I'm only buying one is to make cookie dough as I'm fucked after making 60 cookies this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:43, archived)
#
fucked fat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:44, archived)
# Yeah I'm just jealous
I'd really like a decent stand mixer.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:45, archived)
# would you like one with a dough hook?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:49, archived)
# and
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:49, archived)
# or
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:49, archived)
# a pasta roller?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:49, archived)
# I'd like one with both.
I really would.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:50, archived)
# I think if I liked pasta I would indeed consider the benefits and time saving attributes of a pasta roller
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:55, archived)
# I only eat about 10 a day
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:45, archived)
# check user experiences before buying
any instance of 'flimsy', avoid like death
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 25 Aug 2014, 20:08, archived)
# Who is the girl between the sheen brothers?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 18:40, archived)
# It's the chick out of Hanson.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 18:41, archived)
# She's cute and now you're telling me she's musically gifted! What a doll.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 18:45, archived)
# Inspired by past events .
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 19:26, archived)
# MMmmm Wank!
No... nononono
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 20:40, archived)
# wiv da dinosares now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:55, archived)
# You Bill Oddied the poor bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:07, archived)
# I knew it reminded me of someone.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:08, archived)
# Billoody fool!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] A front page of misplaced eyed pictures




obvsly
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:43, archived)
# Would never happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:44, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 2:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 10:35, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:44, archived)
# obvsly no mods about :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:06, archived)
# Ah, you've jinxed it now :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:08, archived)
# This^
(herman:D, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 19:51, archived)
# those ^
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 25 Aug 2014, 20:12, archived)
# You just stole Pedro's ideas, and called it your own.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:46, archived)
# He just stole Pedro's ideas, and called them his own.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:47, archived)
# pedrosideas/own
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:48, archived)
# pedro side a sown
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:51, archived)
# pedro in a gown
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11095979
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:49, archived)
# Right,...Pedro's jumping head gif.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:50, archived)
# Yeah I remember the original, it was funny back then.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:51, archived)
# Gone wit da b3tards, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:53, archived)
# 4 EVA IN R ARTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:16, archived)
# I don't remember it
was it ever FP'd?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:34, archived)
# Many, many times.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:49, archived)
# Front pages are never front-paged.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:48, archived)
# HAAHAAHAAAAA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:48, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:52, archived)
# Magnificent! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:54, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:00, archived)
# Furtive bear approves.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 18:54, archived)
# Hahaha:D
Loveit
(herman:D, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 19:35, archived)
# FP EVERYTHING
EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 20:13, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 20:33, archived)
# FP THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 21:49, archived)
# seeds of hate, man
...seeds of hate
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 21:50, archived)
# the bottom one is the best!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 21:50, archived)
# 'faps'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Aug 2014, 21:55, archived)
# the idea of someone fapping to this makes me wet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 22:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 0:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 1:59, archived)
# Oh Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 4:21, archived)
# *_________*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 23:50, archived)
# Trying to hard
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 0:00, archived)
# Desperate times Mr Spaz
I've not had an FP for 2 years :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 10:21, archived)
# Awww, spotted this little phant in my back garden
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Seamless
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 18:38, archived)
# pffft
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 25 Aug 2014, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Not that theirs anything wrong with that.
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:17, archived)
# male models?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:21, archived)
# colourful hats?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:28, archived)
# shirt-thief victims?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:45, archived)
# b3tards?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Third person plural possessive determiners?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:49, archived)
# Minors?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:11, archived)
#
There's
(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 18:14, archived)
# They look like they're made of plastic
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 18:39, archived)
# It's gays isn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 18:40, archived)
# *SPOILER ALERT*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 18:52, archived)
# I thought it was a fleet.
Maybe that's just when you call them berties.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 23:14, archived)
# fm3s?
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 25 Aug 2014, 20:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 15:56, archived)
#
who loved to have jam on his toast...
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:04, archived)
# when buttering scones..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:06, archived)
# he rhymed it with 'stones'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:08, archived)
# ...and watched Star Wars / Clones...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:09, archived)
# Quite unable to rhyme it with "toast"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:50, archived)
#
and watched as moggeee was spit roast
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 19:07, archived)
# Well done everyone ^
perfect rhyming skillz
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:20, archived)
# like toast / scones
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:56, archived)
# Shit I thought you were Moggy/Dave for a moment
then I remembered Pedro's forgotten the password
8)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:31, archived)
# He hath not the talent for such trickery.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:55, archived)
# who wasted his time on a post
it' was placed on the board,
and whitespace he did hoard.
Methinks he should stick with posting toast
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:29, archived)
# 'Methinks'!!!
Good one, Pedro!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:49, archived)
# help! that potato is drowning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:29, archived)
# GHOST-TAY-TO
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:47, archived)
# Yeah, went for a drive this morning, passed a few wheatfields
Just thought I'd share. PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:50, archived)
# pics on Facebook or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:54, archived)
# I'M NOT DOING THIS FOR ATTENTION, HONEST.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:18, archived)
# Hone St.
my Browser doesn't kern HONEST correctly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 21:34, archived)
# HONEST
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 21:36, archived)
# did it hurt much? =(
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 25 Aug 2014, 20:15, archived)
# Nah man
plenty of fibre.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 21:59, archived)
# 'Spared no expense!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 11:51, archived)
# Not much meat on that ribcage
It lacks Thoracic Pork.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 12:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 12:32, archived)
# very good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 25 Aug 2014, 14:13, archived)
# rip steven, guess we'll never get to see your plans for ET 2 now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 12:05, archived)
# At first I was like yay there'll be new nature programmes without his annoying fucking voice ruining them :D
and then I was like oh :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha
people are always mixing them up, especially since David started making nature programmes about dinosaurs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 13:08, archived)
# Should be easier to tell them apart now
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 14:39, archived)
# :D
Good point well made
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 15:16, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 20:18, archived)
# O_o
*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 15:00, archived)
#
Up Down o/
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 15:15, archived)
# I like this
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 25 Aug 2014, 14:15, archived)
# he loves a bank holiday, kicking back in his favourite blankey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 10:26, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 10:27, archived)
# yes, but it's not something you'd want to watch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 10:29, archived)
# He'd watch/film it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT, a catalogue of errors

I was going to do several pages but gave up at the cover
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 10:43, archived)
# Awww
great poster too!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 11:57, archived)
# I wanna hold your hand
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 12:08, archived)
# Light Entertainment? The Fab Four? Violence?
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 12:27, archived)
# hahahaha, nice
he was great in 'Extras'
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 12:36, archived)
# a great show
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 25 Aug 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Rock on!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 13:54, archived)
# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 0:02, archived)
#
photo help-1.gif
(MP3J part2, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:32, archived)
# There once was a wheatfield Flan...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:04, archived)
# a rare beast, quite small but human
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:34, archived)
# it was naked and pink
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:34, archived)
# and produced quite a stink
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:34, archived)
# so we hid it in a blanket and ran
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 4:03, archived)
# What's a didgeree do, Blue
What's a didgeree do?

Well I guess, if only you knew, Blue,

I wouldn't be facing these charges.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 4:28, archived)
# this
www.b3ta.com/board/10955425
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 7:37, archived)
# Hahahaha sorry dude :)
I used to know every image posted on this board at every hour of the day or night. But then, you know, I got messed up on PACT coffee and it all went to shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:29, archived)
# There once was a wheatfield paedo...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:05, archived)
#
"Watch me arse in the nick, Mick,
Watch me arse in the nick.
It might get ploughed by a dick, Nick,
So watch me arse in the nick.

All together now..."
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 21:22, archived)
# Previously on B3TA....



(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 6:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A picturelessness of noobs.
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 1:45, archived)
# This is a normal post
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 2:29, archived)
# This is Planet Tutu, it is created from cloned areas of a photo of Bishop Desmond Tutu

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 2:32, archived)
# Blurchs lthos etosne igna tohns
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 2:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 2:36, archived)
# You are replying to this message:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 2:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 2:41, archived)
# Newsletters are never front-paged
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 2:41, archived)
# I think this could be a whole new type of FP joke that could gain quickly in popularity
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:54, archived)
# Forever good
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 0:03, archived)
# furry cock???
fucking yiffer
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Aug 2014, 2:52, archived)
# "Dog's cock" used to be slang for an over-enthusiastically toked joint.
As in, "take a fucking breath between hits dude, you're making a dog's cock out of it".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 2:56, archived)
# (from the days when you were good)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:04, archived)
# How dare you
I was never good
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 22:00, archived)
# As long as they're slow.
But if they're fast.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 4:56, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 0:02, archived)
# Mrs. Zoidberg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 2:49, archived)
# yeah, don't watch Family Guy, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 2:59, archived)
# ALSO:
I'm making a brand new picture for you Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:00, archived)
# YAY!!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:04, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:11, archived)
# i dont get these!!
...and I will feel like a complete idiot when I find out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:17, archived)
# this wasn't the picture you made for me, was it?
cause if it was, now I feel like an unappreciative bastard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:21, archived)
# You have broken my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:23, archived)
# please help me understand
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:27, archived)
# Check yr gaz yo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:40, archived)
# i just did
...what did you mean when you said you feel 'trapped' in a man's body
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:43, archived)
# I mean I need to use more lube
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:44, archived)
# needz more catz with titz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Aug 2014, 2:51, archived)
# "See, you assholes, this is what happens, I told you this is what happens? and you were all 'this will not happen!' now it has happened, it. has. happened, where is your god now!?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 10:29, archived)
# That's Excellent! Big woooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 4:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Well Fuck!
I was going to post

An ignore of FAQs

But I'd a cunt for not posting a picture
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:29, archived)
# No worries, I posted enough for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:34, archived)
# not quite enough yet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:43, archived)
# There once was a wheatfield picturelessness of noobs...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Well, this is confusing. I DO like the font and can't say much about the monochrome either.
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:35, archived)
# Too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:44, archived)
# a bindun of board nazis
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:36, archived)
# A clique of image consultants.
(Am I doing this right?)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:42, archived)
# Prodge don't like reposters
jussayin
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:43, archived)
# yeah, well, he don't like spack either but...
[MOD Edit, Pedro, NO!!!]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:50, archived)
#
a glass of cocks?
(UTB, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:57, archived)
# fresh out, bub.
how 'bout a nice mug of boiling piss?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 23:10, archived)
# Grumpy and lazy draw. I hate Bank Holidays.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:33, archived)
# on the plus side, climbing hills is an excellent way to keep fit
and the view can be spectacular
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:34, archived)
# PHWOAR, I'D CLIMB HER HILLS
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:36, archived)
# a photo op, really
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:38, archived)
# Christine in the background, getting ready for a kill
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:36, archived)
# I don't like Mondays.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:40, archived)
# I covered that too, but you knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:41, archived)
# Ooh,ooh,ohhh,ooooooh
Shoot the whole day down.
(gijoel, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 1:45, archived)
# On the bright side it's Bank Holiday and you can go to Furniture Village
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 23:01, archived)
# 2 broken down cars on /board today.
I hope this isn't an omen.
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Shazz
and I share a passion for cars. She is damn good at drawing them. I aim to be as good. Neither of us will beat Dave, whoever he was.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 1:02, archived)
# We do, we do, :)
I like what you make and could not do it, so it works both ways, you dear thing. Plus you're tons hotter than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 3:28, archived)
# He's your wife now?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 12:13, archived)
# RIP Sir Dickie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:20, archived)
# Arf! And awww
Still, 90 years. Good innings.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:25, archived)
# bloody hell that was quick!
All I can think of now is who will be next? They always seem to go in threes...
(waofy, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Hopefully soon
they'll clone him to go on a killing rampage on an island.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:27, archived)
# Pffft! "Dickie".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:30, archived)
# I feel sorry for the people around in a few million years
when they recreate him from DNA found in fossilised mosquitos, and he goes on the rampage
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:38, archived)
# Wonderful
So good.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 22:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 23:13, archived)
# Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 9:19, archived)
# ACES!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 7:30, archived)

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