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#
(herman:D, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha, what a useless twat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 22:17, archived)
# Bloody jackbooted thug, coming to our desert planet and goosestepping everywhere, trying to duff up the only shred of law and order on the planet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 22:18, archived)
# law and order?
the Hutts regime was all about bounty bars and terrible Tina Turner style song and dance routines
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 22:19, archived)
# Don't forget that third rate Barry Manilow impersonator...
Max Rebo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 23:00, archived)
# And don't forget
"The Jizz-Wailers".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 23:02, archived)
# Springtime - for Jabba - and Germany..............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 22:52, archived)
# And he wants to knob his sister...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 22:54, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 2:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 23:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 23:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:27, archived)
# Use Some Force, Luke!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 2:17, archived)
# hey, I've just had a brilliant idea!
let's have a newsletter!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:03, archived)
# here's the image challenge results bit
------------------------------------------------

: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the 'Made up Fables' challenge

Last week we asked you to come up with some
new Fairy Tales.

Your favourites included:

* Mansell and Vettel: Hans Christian
Anderson’s ode to F1 (Ninj)
b3ta.com/board/11100663

* Rumpelstiltskin: Falling foul of modern
technology (monkeon)
b3ta.com/board/11101319

* Beans: Epic storytelling from (ferret)
b3ta.com/board/11101632

All these images, and many more can be found
here:
b3ta.com/challenge/fakefables/


> New challenge: Dead Celebrities <
This week we want to see what fun and games
the celebrity dead are up to. And does heaven
or hell have a VIP lounge?
Suggested by Victoria’s Beard
b3ta.com/challenge/deadcelebs/

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:04, archived)
# er
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:09, archived)
# you can fill in the rest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:14, archived)
#
www.reddit.com/
usvsth3m.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:20, archived)
#
b3ta.com/links/popular/

job done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:22, archived)
# I don't think it's the lack of links that hurts so much as the knowledge that our dad has done a runner
we didn't even do anything wrong, he just went down the road for some cigarettes and never came back
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 4:19, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 22:45, archived)
# I hope you copied 'n' pasted this,
rather than typed it all out from scratch in under 2 minutes.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 28 Sep 2014, 23:06, archived)
# yes, from the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 7:18, archived)
# WOO I MADE THE NEWSLETTER!
wait, what
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 0:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:05, archived)
# tits
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:08, archived)
# OH HAI HERMANN.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Sep 2014, 23:16, archived)
# This is the internet
Newsletter is a Woman's Guild thing
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:49, archived)
# You should post this on /talk.
They'd love this.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 21:13, archived)
# Looks like some ginger cunt has fucked off with the keys for the newsletter cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Sep 2014, 21:49, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 21:54, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Sep 2014, 0:17, archived)
# I don't doubt for a second this hasn't been done
Old news but its either this or VCP study

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieSteve, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:01, archived)
# Quizzical!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:51, archived)
# I need to know what that fake Intel Inside Tshirt says
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:50, archived)
# Islam Inside.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 21:11, archived)
# "Independence Inshallah".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 22:57, archived)
# Insides Inside
better Out than
Inside
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 0:53, archived)
# What to do during the day at Sleepy Hollow?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:24, archived)
# on a roll, right there
fuck it, hometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:28, archived)
# later smashy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:34, archived)
# :D
nice head control
(herman:D, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 21:56, archived)
# Just trying to get ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Sep 2014, 19:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 19:52, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:52, archived)
# Pilots
(pho, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 16:20, archived)
# cock
pits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)
# poop
deck
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 16:55, archived)
# flange
rebate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:09, archived)
# ejaculator
seats
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:39, archived)
# para
chute
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:40, archived)
# shaft
hole
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:44, archived)
# Joy's
Tick
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:00, archived)
# propeller
head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:02, archived)
# Fire
button.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Sep 2014, 19:07, archived)
# wing
flaps
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 19:19, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRV03zQkBas
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:02, archived)
#
youtu.be/PSS0en5z2MQ
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:14, archived)
# what the actual fuck?
also, tiny halibut!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:21, archived)
# UTTER, UTTER MADNESS.
**LOVE IT!!**
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:00, archived)
# I have a need....
a need for peed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 16:40, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] "our turn to cook now, small!"
i know they're still alive,but fingers crossed, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 15:46, archived)
# Give us a clue, I'm not up on my tv chefferies
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 16:46, archived)
# big cook little cook
do none of you have kids/nephews/nieces?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:08, archived)
# Nope luckily the little shits all grown up now
ta btw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:10, archived)
# looked after my nephews yesterday
they love that shite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:13, archived)
# Hope you made them cook for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:14, archived)
# first time i've seen them
since i got out of hospital, so we went to macdonald's instead. i did get them to watch eight-legged freaks, which they loved :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Great to see your inimitable Paint style again Smash!
Thing is, I haven't got a clue what's going on here.

Big Urn Spoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 16:52, archived)
# big cook little cook
irritating kid's cookery show with a miniaturised chef
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:08, archived)
# Luckily I don't have an irritating kid.
Or any kids for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:20, archived)
# me neither
but i'm a very popular auntie/godmother
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:22, archived)
# As a godfather of three little ones, I can relate
but I never actually watch the stuff they want to see, it's too depressing
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:31, archived)
# i usually put cbeebies on while the dinner's doing
then they can pick a film to watch while we eat. had to put my foot down when they wanted to watch the dotd remake, they're only 6
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:38, archived)
# It's not the same stuff on here in Sweden but they're used to finding anything they wish on netflix
It's quite impressive how they easily soak up any tech stuff and make it everyday. The two older sisters are 7 and 8 and will help their younger sister (4) download some horrible stuff about shoddily dubbed magical talking horses.
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:53, archived)
# they don't have a computer
my sister likes them to do after school activities like taekwondo and such, then get an early night. she takes them to the cinema or for picnics and visits to the natural history museum to see dinosaurs at weekends :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:56, archived)
# A film to watch WHILE YOU EAT?
What kind of slovenly household are you running?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:02, archived)
# the kind where
i want them to stfu for an hour and a half, so i can clean up the mess they've left from making cakes/painting pictures/making modelling clay hedgehogs/plotting world domination/whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:19, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Dick Clark Still Rocks
(Alligator, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 13:32, archived)
# and appears to be channelling the spirit of Bela Lugosi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 14:29, archived)
# DICK CLARK'S CHILDRENS HOSPITAL
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 0:42, archived)
# I too have been making arts this month.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 13:31, archived)
# Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Thank you
I can't help feeling it is lacking something though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Cars?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 13:52, archived)
# I'm NOT Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 13:56, archived)
# Penguins?
(emptyspace, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 14:11, archived)
# Good point
well made.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Shooters?
A penguin with a shooter? Driving a six-wheeled car.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 14:19, archived)
# Look,
I know I'm a bit of a one trick pony, but B3ta needs all the posters it can get!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 14:42, archived)
# Apropos one-trick ponies(*)
Whatever happened to Moggy? Was she arrested?

(*) you have a recognisable style, but I don't think you're a on-trick pony.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
# Jolly Jack
and Moggy dropped out at around the same time, although JJ briefly re-surfaced.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 15:33, archived)
# haha JJ briefly re-surfaced
but was dragged under again by an insane stalker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 23:55, archived)
# Also
is there an inference in your comment that they might be - shock horror - one and the same person?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 23:57, archived)
# The evidence is circumstantial
But it is there nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:17, archived)
# My one trick is messing up other peoples hard work...

See what I mean?
(emptyspace, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 15:39, archived)
# I love it.
Penguin juggling should be an Olympic sport
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 15:46, archived)
# I have called the RSPCA.
They will be knocking on your door shortly.
(emptyspace, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 15:53, archived)
# As long as it isn't PETA
I'd be duty bound to cunt them in the fuck if they came to my door.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 16:01, archived)
# *Dogeyes*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:50, archived)
# Pengwings.
Penglings.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 14:48, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
# perhaps prhaps if the light source was a mushroom cloud or the illuminated face of jebus?
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 28 Sep 2014, 14:17, archived)
# Or the front of a speeding train?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 14:20, archived)
#
it's clearly missing smells like teen spirt pom poms

(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:19, archived)
# sweeet
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 16:57, archived)
# that's very nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:23, archived)
# Nice :-)
Acrylics, oils or pixels?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:53, archived)
# Pixels
Blank canvas in Photoshop 5.0 Limited Edition (ie free) then air brush, smudge and a little colour balancing. I doubt I could do anything like it on real canvas, but might have a go one day, I did as a nipper.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 19:03, archived)
# Nice
(herman:D, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 22:05, archived)
# This is utterly enchanting
Beautiful, beautiful work and real art that I adore
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:57, archived)
# Thanks Shaz!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:57, archived)
# Coming to a ballot box near you soon...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 12:44, archived)
# great 'shop
needs more replies
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:10, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 3:39, archived)
# Ohhh! These things always give me headaches!
Awesomenity woo!
(Kimbo, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 4:45, archived)
# Eyes of the beholder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 8:57, archived)
# D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)
# awwwz
Who couldn't love that face?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 16:58, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:24, archived)
# those are clearly glass bead eyes
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:00, archived)
#
i felt like that this morning

(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 11:36, archived)
# not possible
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 16:59, archived)
# fp this now!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 0:07, archived)
# that's pretty cool!
I rikey!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 0:16, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Sep 2014, 0:50, archived)
# Is fake
can tell by the angle of the brush strokes

This site needs an 'I fucking like this' button.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 3:07, archived)
# I want to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 8:57, archived)
# Proper good arts that
and I bloody love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 10:12, archived)
# Type 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 11:02, archived)
# Excellent arts!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 11:29, archived)
# i like this !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Still trying to spot Teh Quo.
(atmospheric arts FTW, 'click')
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Sep 2014, 19:13, archived)
# Nice:)
(herman:D, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 21:57, archived)
# Careful what you wish for...
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 23:48, archived)
# would be grand for foot jobs
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 9:47, archived)
# Cheap to hire but a limited range of scales played
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 28 Sep 2014, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] DANCE!


you Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 27 Sep 2014, 21:14, archived)
# you Fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 21:17, archived)
# cheers lover :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 28 Sep 2014, 15:03, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 21:44, archived)
# Who let the dogs out :D

(herman:D, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
# I keep asking that question,
I even employed some yout' to rap a song about it, still no answer...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 28 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
# *checks filename*...nope...*checks compo brief*...err...*clicks anyway*...yay
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:22, archived)
# do you not know of the story of Don Juan, his raifel
and the fuck faced dog who danced to freedom?


(sorry, I think I was a bit shit brained when I whacked it in there :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 28 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:23, archived)
# That reminds me...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:35, archived)
# ;_;
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 1:34, archived)
# I am one hot chick
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 2:07, archived)
# I'd do ya
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 2:29, archived)
# too hot to handle!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 28 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
# DO THE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:51, archived)
# :D

(herman:D, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 23:30, archived)
# boing!
in my pants!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 28 Sep 2014, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] How many testicals did Goebbels have ? --- Pass
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:18, archived)
# 9!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:37, archived)
# What's Hitler's favourite Will Ferrell movie?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:46, archived)
# 11
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:57, archived)
# Goose Step Brothers
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:57, archived)
# Jewlander
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:00, archived)
# What is Ferrell's favourite Hitler film?
Triumph of the Will
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:20, archived)
# Celebrity Master-race
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(champagnerocker, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 14:39, archived)
# aww
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)
# I keep forgetting he's dead :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 15:51, archived)
# less is Moore
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:08, archived)
# I'm in the pub!
Me!
*gets naked*
*gets ejected*
*goes home*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:45, archived)
# loving the new Homepride Fred adverts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 13:07, archived)
# That gives me a nice, warm, vibraty feeling all through my guttiwuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 13:17, archived)
# FRED!
used to have a personalised book "Fred, and where the flour graders went" - ridiculously exciting as a child.

Okay, I'll go calm down with some Bovril now.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 13:26, archived)
# #clickworthy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
# He acts like a dick after a couple of Molokos.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 14:45, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 15:19, archived)
# :D
I'm gonna have to watch this tonight now
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 15:23, archived)
# watch it now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIlbkUaumgo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 15:41, archived)
# There's no way that head will fit through a door!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 15:47, archived)
# ha
you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:16, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:47, archived)
# thanks, hadn't seen that
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 27 Sep 2014, 21:04, archived)
# Insulting the dignity of the beloved leadership of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea


He's been a bit under the weather, you know. We should send him a nice card.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 11:53, archived)
# that'll teach him to drink fat straight from the nozzle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 11:56, archived)
# :D

(herman:D, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)
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(herman:D, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 12:35, archived)
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(herman:D, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 12:36, archived)
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(herman:D, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 12:37, archived)
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(herman:D, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 12:38, archived)
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(herman:D, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 12:39, archived)
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(herman:D, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 12:40, archived)
# bandwagon
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 12:43, archived)
# Leave Kimmy alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
It came from planet Klom
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 13:27, archived)
# be lookin like sum1 droppin a deuce up in hur
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 15:22, archived)
# looks like the Syphilis is finally sending him into madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 21:54, archived)

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