Just giving the event horizon a quick lick.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:11,
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Head to body size ratio does not compute....cannot compute...error.....0x0008
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:26,
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I didn't change his head size!I should have made it bigger as it get's to the right though!
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Frogbeat,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:28,
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I don't care whether you changed it or not - it's still too small for his body. He's a natural pinhead.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:08,
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tiny dancer
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 12:58,
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He looks somewhat embarrassedbut so fancy!
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:11,
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This seems to be Reeves. What's it from, please? I's gottaknow!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:11,
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It's a very short scene from Catterickhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFD8B382BDC8864B7
Here's the series in it's entirety.
Now fucking buy it you cheapskate! ;)
(,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 16:06,
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Here's the series in it's entirety.
Now fucking buy it you cheapskate! ;)
I don't need to - I've committed the whole thing to memory.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 22:06,
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This does raise many extra questions
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 12:18,
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I saw that episodeand this is exactly what happened.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:12,
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thank fuck for that! I switched over and thought I'd had a severe flash back, now I know it wasn't just me :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:10,
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cunt overload!
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 20 Dec 2014, 15:26,
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Rat Jerky, the delicious anytime snack
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 12:00,
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Yay!Much nastier than mine.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:50,
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Season's Wheezings!
Click for Bigger and Better Quality (4mb)
(A collaboration between Louis Hudson and myself.)
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 10:24,
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Santa's so proud of his bollock chin that he shaves his beard around it Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 10:34,
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Lark at ya!Acting like you just invented Christmas! XD
( Frogbeat,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:25,
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WonderfulI wish I had the skills to get the screens at the Tesco checkout looping this
( fuscous,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 10:34,
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fapping this?dirty bugger
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 22:24,
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lovely stuffthough i am slightly concerned about rudolph's belly
( mutated monty,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 12:25,
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ho ho hothat's what santa's off to get after the next tab
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:35,
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Wunderbar!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:07,
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I find myself staring at Rudolphs nipples.i may be ill......
( Chumps 👀,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 16:41,
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Santa smokes 25,000 cig's per dayRudolph's second hand smoke is off the charts.
Merry Click-age Butters
(,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 20:52,
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Merry Click-age Butters
Phwoar, nothing like bit of saggy-titted reindeer to get me going.Top work!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 20:59,
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amazing work!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 17 Dec 2014, 18:09,
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some of the dwarfs names that were rejected, were:Awful, Biggy-Wiggy, Biggo-Ego, Blabby, Deefy, Dirty, Gabby, Gaspy, Gloomy, Hoppy-Jumpy, Hotsy, Jaunty, Nifty, and Shifty. It could've been a completely different film...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:36,
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I'd love to have seen Dirty, Flabby, Grumpy, Shifty and Hungry.Come to think of it, that describes most B3tans
(,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 16:11,
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no she fucking doesn't
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:30,
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Total Arsehole?Nicely. Are those lego bricks behind his head?
( Q4nobody,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:47,
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follow this onto the next step and you'll get macaulay culkin as he is now
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 2:17,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Dangerous everything"){kind=small}
Gone but not Forgotten!
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 0:56,
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does it work for shrubs?!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 23:23,
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It would work I tell you!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 23:39,
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Shrubs are just trees that lack ambition Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:51,
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does this apply this to other non trees?I'm asking for a friend
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 23:20,
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if you want to make a statue of an elephantyou get a huge stone and chop away all that doesn't look like an elephant
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Kaiser,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 23:38,
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Does that work for hippos?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 23:38,
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after the six days god sure needed that rest...but he had some clay leftovers and two adhd angels got permission to make a fine animal for god while he slept...
it became the hippo and god made it live mostly under water
(it became the hippo and god made it live mostly under water
Kaiser,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 23:43,
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you're a shitty teacher!I'm going back to Smash Monkey's Academy of Digital Arts
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 0:17,
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it's a joshuall tree PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 2:52,
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tuition fees have gone up... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:33,
archived)
oh shit!Haaaaaiiii!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:38,
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late for class again, i see Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:25,
archived)
1) The Larch h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 1:03,
archived)
Looks more like a bush to meOne that's been split from its C to its A =)
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:52,
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Dammit, I'm half up now!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 22:46,
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Just half?
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 22:47,
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Yep, the left half.It now looks very, very strange.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 22:49,
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Nicely!!!!!
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 0:52,
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i dunno what the hell this is, but I like it. //#
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 22:22,
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maybe he was going for the last jalapeno/bacon/cheese popper PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 22:33,
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Well, they're all makingsuitable holes in which to plant seedlings.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 22:47,
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Had to happen eventually. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 22:57,
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I'm guessing either a turf war, or someone (frogbeat) trying to post anything FL lately?
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 0:31,
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CF's ewww, he'll never be rid of those PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:45,
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He put all his rivals out of business........they were incandescent with rage
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:34,
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The market was getting pretty bulbous anyway Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 22:03,
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They went down the tubes but,his brilliance can't be dimmed.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 23:00,
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I don't know why, but I like this very much
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:22,
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Fill it up on number two.Don't do nothing stupid, man.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:26,
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imagine I've animated this cyriak-style so it's crawling forward while shitting out little versions of itself that grow into full size onesI lack both the skill and the necessary software
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:23,
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I have it fully visualised mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:24,
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Woah, that's really rather good, thatI've FPed it in my imagination.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 22:04,
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...but you're no mod! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 22:24,
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In my dreams I've taken your tags of it and posted it to facebook as my ownIt's gone viral
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 22:12,
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In my dreams I've done this too and I thought it was me who made it go viral
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Shlvng,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 0:12,
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Haha!I'm hoping we hear more from Literal Len...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 22:48,
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I use Ready Brek for a healthy glow Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:49,
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mmmi tell people it's good with a fatty acid ester on the side
i do notice a tendency for their chins to fall off before they finish the first pack, but probably they weren't eating enough fresh veg, so only themselves to blame
(i do notice a tendency for their chins to fall off before they finish the first pack, but probably they weren't eating enough fresh veg, so only themselves to blame
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:01,
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Which isotope of plutonium?We need to know so we can figure out if it has a use-by date of, say, 87 years or 80,000,000 years (after that the decay product aftertaste becomes a lot more apparent).
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 22:08,
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How do you make a helmet dangerous?
Add a dangerous helmet.
dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!",
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:00,
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put him on a bikeEdit: just noticed your bottom line.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:07,
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Nobody ever notices my bottom line*sobs*
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:14,
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Gis a clueI can't tell what you've changed
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:18,
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3p/b!Goddamnit, am I the only one here who gives a fuck about the rules?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:46,
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You're right. Please accept my apology.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:46,
archived)
A friend of mine just posted this on a well known Facial Library website.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:26,
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Ah, combining two films that everyone except for me seems to think are awesome Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:57,
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you don't like the shining?:(
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:48,
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He hates the shining, but LOVES FROZEN!!! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:43,
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hahaweird I actually thought about doing this last week with him hitting the door and her screaming "let me go"
but then I said fuck b3ta.
but I'm glad you received part of my shining
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:32,
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Best. MOC. Evar.** maybe not ever, but it's good
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:53,
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I didn't realise b3ta is a NSFW site now mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:54,
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That wholly depends on where you work mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 17:15,
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Chairsexing: the confused years mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:44,
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in your excitement you seem to have forgotten about file sizes againunder 100kb for still images cheers
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:48,
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I'm working on it, I have to switch between the originals and the resized ones.
(,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:51,
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It's early here, I posted the originals instead of the resized ones. I don't see the filesize, I assume this size is okay.
(,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:07,
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they were 650kthey are now 390 and 242
it's not the end of the world, but equally it's not hard to put save as a jpg with 10% compression.
The cat and pope are way under so it's a strange hit and miss affair Hugh is doing.
(it's not the end of the world, but equally it's not hard to put save as a jpg with 10% compression.
The cat and pope are way under so it's a strange hit and miss affair Hugh is doing.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:33,
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Hmm, I was using imgur to resize them, because it's easy, maybe that is not the best choice. I will resize them manually from now on.
(,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:05,
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what was the challengeto post something on b3ta?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:34,
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