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(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Slade Runner
No hold on!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:44, archived)
# Super
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:45, archived)
# I have… seen things you people wouldn't believe… puddings on fire, glitter and tinsel in the dark
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:58, archived)
# he's making a list, he's checking it twice
going to put some replicants on ice
Rick Deckard is coming to toooooooooooooown
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:01, archived)
# 01101000 01101111 0100000 01101000 01101111 0100000 01101000 01101111
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:03, archived)
# haha, also
001100010 10 110 1010110 10 1010101 1010 111111111111 01010101?
because 01110 011 10 1011010101001 electric sheep!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:07, archived)
# 01101000 01101111 01100101 00100000 01101000 01101111 01100101 00100000 01101000 01101111 01100101
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:08, archived)
# all those moments will be lost in time
like snowmen in the sun
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:15, archived)
# pffh
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:36, archived)
# i was pressed for time ;)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:50, archived)
# I wish you were a snowman.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)
# PLEASE REMOVE MY FROM THIS PAGE!!!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:22, archived)
# make sense melt brain
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:27, archived)
# Lovelystuff!
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:00, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:15, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:17, archived)
# reins are sooo last century
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Sexy or deadly, YOU decide
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:38, archived)
# I'll give it a go
And then decide if it's OK with you?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:44, archived)
# Free Bill Cosby Rape Wallchart to be posted for all on Christmas morning.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:10, archived)
# This^
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:19, archived)
# Both cunts
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:58, archived)
# Sorry :(
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:00, archived)
# Hole in one everytime
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:10, archived)
# I'd still miss!
:(
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:31, archived)
# Ha!
Don't get too close mate
/Get's ready to push
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:38, archived)
# It's false silly!
It's in colour. My world is monochrome so I'm safe :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:40, archived)
# Fuck me
Next you will be telling us you still use woofers and tweeters!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:43, archived)
# Yep, 'fraid so!
Still remember black and white TV :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:47, archived)
# has someone replaced woofers and tweeters?
shit the bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what kind of sorcery is this?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:48, archived)
# They're called BOOMFUCKS now.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:56, archived)
# haha proper cracked me up that did :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:46, archived)
# Hmmmm
BOOMFUCKS a??
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:59, archived)
# yeah don't
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 17:25, archived)
# Damn Yanks and their bunker busting bombs
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:45, archived)
# One question: how does the mighty sarlacc shits?
The answer that came first to my mind: tubgirl
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:53, archived)
# Is this the course...
...where Kim Jong-Il played his first ever golf game?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:41, archived)
# yup,
every hole was like this, bigger even...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:48, archived)
# I trust you've ALL been good?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:40, archived)
# HEADMOP \o/
I knew you would join in!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:43, archived)
# Mops are shit ignore Frogbeat
Do FUCKLIFTS Ninj!!!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:52, archived)
# Ninj what did he say?
I can't hear or see him!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:53, archived)
# He said 'Merry Christmas'
:D. Ooops, nearly forgot to say Froggypoos on the end ;)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:58, archived)
# Missed you :(
You sleep too much x
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:01, archived)
# Stop being nice dammit
It'll upset the trolls
\o/
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:05, archived)
# Wanker
EDIT: Oh come on don't leave it like this. I look bad now XD
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:11, archived)
# \o/ ignore 2.0 is ace 8D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:03, archived)
#

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:11, archived)
#
Sloth b3ta 400
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:18, archived)
# hah his claws look like Walkers French Fries :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:57, archived)
# nice mop
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:53, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Pigs in Christmas cards - Put pigs in Christmas Cards (Ya What?)
Power Tools - B3ta up the electrical aisle of B&Q
Pop Music - talk about.
New ways to get fit - Innovative ways to shift the winter weight

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 8:46, archived)
# option 1 please
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:22, archived)
# well, one, innit.
boom!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:26, archived)
# number 1
please
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:31, archived)
# not to question peoples mentality
but really? what am I missing about option 1?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:37, archived)
# There is exactly 98.7% chance of no memememes :D
I just hate it less then the other 3 is all. Shit... that was a moan. You made me do it :(
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:40, archived)
# It'll end up anything to do with pigs which sounds alright
Pigs and FUCKLIFTS YES!!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:45, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:48, archived)
# what's not to like?
it's the last picture thingy before christmas, so may as well be christmas related?
plus pigs is ace. for as the old saying goes - pigs is ace.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:20, archived)
# Sounds daft. No one will vote for it
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:38, archived)
# what's not to like? the possible repetition of a fairly simple image swap
I'm sure people will think of lots of really good ideas, I'm just not seeing it right now
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:46, archived)
# try tilting your head slightly and squinting.
then cough. how does it look now?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:54, archived)
# Merry Pigmas
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:59, archived)
# "the possible repetition of a fairly simple image swap"
Imagine that, on today's b3ta. Doesn't bear thinking about.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:29, archived)
# keeps the board moving though, that sort of great stuff
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:23, archived)
# Gotta keep the board moving
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:29, archived)
# it does
And going by the votes it's what almost everyone wants
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:35, archived)
# If it wins, can I suggest you widen the brief to
include a "...or show us what other things pigs do at Christmas" at the end. Pigs at Christmas may have something more to it.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:48, archived)
# my original description included products of pigs,
so bacon, sausages, gammon, pork scratching, that sort of thing.
makes it a bit more random or summat.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Its the cards aspect I'd personally find limited,
as there is not a great variety of imagery and you are limited to a single frame.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:37, archived)
# i guess
although you can have any xmas scene and it 'could be' a xmas card. and you can have more than one frame on a card. freedom of speech and all that.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:42, archived)
# will do
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:13, archived)
# I admire
The pig / Jewish Christmas irony. Ps do Jewish people like Peppa Pig?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:33, archived)
# i don't know any jewish folk
or pigs, so I'm probably not the right person to ask...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:58, archived)
# 1
This does include coppers right?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:37, archived)
# as long as it's pig coppers, yeah.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:18, archived)
# 1
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:41, archived)
# Pigs
Ta
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:46, archived)
# 1
oo just realised today is my CANDLEMASS. YEAH!!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:57, archived)
# Merry candles :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:03, archived)
# ta muchly
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:15, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:09, archived)
# nice gun - ta :-)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:15, archived)
#

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Happy iiiiiii Candles
you're younger than me O_o............anyway..............I made this just for you!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:02, archived)
# #1
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:30, archived)
# Option 1
is the only option.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:50, archived)
# Pigs!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:55, archived)
# they're all shit ideas
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:19, archived)
# so's ya face.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:20, archived)
# Merry Christmas :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:23, archived)
# ^THIS HARD
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:44, archived)
# God dont you moan
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:53, archived)
#
THEY'RE ALL SHIT IDEAS AND I DON'T LIKE THEM
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Option 1 please
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:22, archived)
# Comedy account votes don't count :-P
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:24, archived)
# no worries there then. A quick look at this place, (scrolling down) and nobody seems to do 'comedy' any more.
also: Pigs
also also: 2 years after asking and this account is still active? Has everyone who used to run this place f*cked off to work for the mirror?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:26, archived)
# \o/
Edit: Can you just not log into it? You will never leave XD
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:29, archived)
# I could, but I asked for it to be deleted. Permanently.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:38, archived)
# Can you just not log into it?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:45, archived)
# Which part of 'I asked for it to be deleted, permanently' is confusing there?
It can't be that hard. A few scat pictures and users used to get popped off this realm fairly swiftly.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:50, archived)
# OK sorry I will see what I can do. If I can't I'm sure Atomlick can
You should try not logging in 1st though
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:52, archived)
# ARCHIEPLOPS!!!
We've missed you matey! How are the kids?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:30, archived)
# boom! headshot
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:34, archived)
# Is b3ta died now? :'(
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:35, archived)
# LOL FUCKLIFTS!!1!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:36, archived)
# Wow a few pictures on a quiet Friday sure does wind people up a
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:38, archived)
# Well.......i didn't make any.
FUCKLIFT FRIDAY CANCELLED
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:51, archived)
# Wha?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:56, archived)
#
i wasted time staring at my FP
fuck it
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:06, archived)
# Stop rubbing Pedros nose in it :(
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:56, archived)
# *caught*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:41, archived)
# No be lie!!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:56, archived)
# Archiplopsipoos!
Good day sirrah!

*glomps*

How are the flids?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:36, archived)
# Why are people asking me about kids? I don't have any, yet.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Start hanging around Lidl checkouts, I'm sure an opportunity will present itself at some point
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:48, archived)
# If b3tards was still working I'd have an ancient, and appropriate, repost for that.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:51, archived)
# I'm sure your deletion request ticket has been prioritised by the developers
Between chin implant surgery consultation and celebrity switching on of office Christmas lights
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:00, archived)
# Time to get bizzi with the logging out to check if I'm talking about you, cokehead
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:35, archived)
# I loves it :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:36, archived)
# pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:23, archived)
# aaaw dixon has took me off ignore...bless
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:35, archived)
# Blimey, now *there's* a grudge
Glad to see I never upset you or anything, like what, over a year ago? :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:39, archived)
# I don't hold grudges I just point out cunts when they un-huff :)x
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:48, archived)
# is that a medical term?
"Ah, Mrs Smith, I see your cunt has now fully un-huffed, marvellous"
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:00, archived)
# being a cunt is more of a vocation
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:09, archived)
# you have a t-shirt with that on it.
don't you.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:42, archived)
# Nope, you'll have to explain this one
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:45, archived)
# Oh come on all the best ones don't need explaining!
Haters smell blood come quick kinda thing! I'll go...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:47, archived)
# Nope, you'll need to stick on one of those cunts faces or put a forklift on it
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:50, archived)
# It's not Friday you mad man!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:51, archived)
# C
Bit vague, but has the best imagery to play with.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:29, archived)
# none of them.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:16, archived)
# I kinda like F
New ways to get fit
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] 1

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Needs moar helicopter
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 8:14, archived)
# still love this one :)
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 1:27, archived)
# from 2007
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:18, archived)
# F. I need a wee.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:51, archived)
# *unlurks*
PIGS!
*relurks*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:14, archived)
# merry pigmas, obvs
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:19, archived)
# well, it appears that F;
'New ways to get fit' is clearly going to be the winner here.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 17:50, archived)
# Lights are green
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:32, archived)
# Cocksmoke
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:34, archived)
# dammit
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:36, archived)
# OMG YES. Needs more Star Wars though \o/

Phew
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:39, archived)
# ...in B&W with photoshopped loop gifs


(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 2:16, archived)
# B3tA cunte?
'night/morn all.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 4:15, archived)
# Cunts
Hallo
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 4:44, archived)
# The trails have spoken
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 8:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:41, archived)
# Just for me?
I'm special. ^______^
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:35, archived)
# Your house decorations are shit.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 18:15, archived)
# dante, you cock smoker
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:36, archived)
# BASE!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 2:04, archived)
# i have aliens in my kitchen

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 3:08, archived)
# Try to persuade them to do your dishes
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 7:14, archived)
# question is
do you think he's had some work done?

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:58, archived)
# Only from Louis
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:34, archived)
# haha the one and only times I've liked Louis :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:44, archived)
# two wrongs xmas special
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:25, archived)
# He's just laid a cable
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:26, archived)
# Now they're wired.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:30, archived)
# ))<>((
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:35, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:47, archived)
# so which is the anode, and which is the cathode?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:26, archived)
# Who cares. Christmas is gay.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:32, archived)
# shecangetstuckonmypoleanytimelolz
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:53, archived)
# Dick the halls
No hold on let me have another go... em... MOTHERFUCKINGLIGHCOCK. No I don't like that.
WOO!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:32, archived)
# Get out your Christmas Dockings. Let's Party !!!!!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:34, archived)
# SPELLCASTING L-I-G-H-T-N-I-N-G-S-P-O-O-G-E
Nice!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:48, archived)
# o/'
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:54, archived)
# Hahaha.
EEE aaaahhh! oooh argh argh argh!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:57, archived)
# Christmas is very dangerous.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 2:58, archived)
# Since this is a holiday theme, will you be baking?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:24, archived)
# HAHA
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:33, archived)
# sexy!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 2:04, archived)
# This is the one I will use
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 2:07, archived)
# Beware of any office parties this week.
jusssayin'
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 2:12, archived)
# Electrospunking!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 4:07, archived)
# Das Spitzen Schpunk Meister
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 4:10, archived)
# Revolting...isn't it?!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:14, archived)
# \o & o/
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 5:04, archived)
# \o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o o/
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:15, archived)
# Happy dickmas =)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 9:40, archived)
# you lil' dickenz
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:16, archived)
# the fear in their eyes makes me cum harder
Thankyou magicman!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:52, archived)
# *backs away***
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:17, archived)
# chicken :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:14, archived)
# in a small trolly for some reason...
skills :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:16, archived)
# ...so...so...very......wrong...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:20, archived)
# :D/'
cheers hermy:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:18, archived)
# They've got some trophies back, but police are still looking for this man caught on CCTV
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:37, archived)
# Haha
Red Bull gives you shiny things. It's the best I could do!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:06, archived)
# whoosh!
The new topgun film looks ace
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:09, archived)
# 'I feel the need. The need for tea'
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:14, archived)
# I like this :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:10, archived)
# can't tell if serious...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:32, archived)
# Well I clicked
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:35, archived)
# grown man likes poptart cat
of course he's serious
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:07, archived)
# It's distressingly good as an earworm.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:13, archived)
# it's not what you think
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:15, archived)
# I'd like to have a listen, but everyone else is asleep and I'm not getting out of bed.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:22, archived)
# i don't really follow poptart cat
saw a silly youtube once
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:16, archived)
# My kids love it.
The youngest has a nyan cat scarf.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:20, archived)
# It's a Tom Baker scarf
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:24, archived)
# Nope.
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/194737711/nyan-cat-scarf?ref=related-1
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:48, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:50, archived)
# i don't like kids
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:25, archived)
# I don't like cricket.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:49, archived)
# o/\o
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:59, archived)
# ^^^^this
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 4:09, archived)
# hiiighway to the danger nyan
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:16, archived)
#

(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:08, archived)
# bit mean, kenny
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:15, archived)
# *swoon*
he's so Louche!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:54, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKINDANGERZONE
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:20, archived)
# rainbow bogey at 12 o clock
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:48, archived)
# That's when you have snot and a nosebleed, right?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:13, archived)
# Yes!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:57, archived)
# this is what really happened on 9/11
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:30, archived)
# I know a cat that can hold a grudge.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:21, archived)
# bleh bleeeh. boring karloff, dullbeat frogwank, look at me ninj black and white tedium. let's make this forum rot jolly nice wankaround fucks. oooh sirrah nicely ningles. *fucking vomits*


(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 22:50, archived)
# alright cockweasle
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 22:52, archived)
# Wonderful stuff, matey! :D *clickety-poos*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 22:59, archived)
# it's like pissing on your own shoes as a protest against the urinals being flooded
draw us a picture fella instead of replicating the things you hate
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:04, archived)
# WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?????!!!!!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:05, archived)
# thanks for being less butthurt and taking me off ignore matey
I sure do miss your fucking shite posts. Keep being the fat scabby cokehead attention-seeking validation-junkie hermit victim that you always are. Don't change for no-one mate. *hugs*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:26, archived)
# This place needs to grab itself by its fallopian tubes and pull itself up.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:31, archived)
# Keyboard warriors unite!
Hahahahaha get a life!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:38, archived)
# zing
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:41, archived)
# Ning zing Ninj zing bang bong
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:44, archived)
# haha, yeah.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:45, archived)
# ...
Can you just define how one should "get a life"? Does it involve having no irl friends or acquaintances, spending hours of each day using the blend tool to copy paste someone's face onto a picture, then, because it's shit, using desaturate to cover the seams, then when that's posted on /board and two of your internet friends have lavished three words of faint praise upon it, do you go and do the same thing again and again, for years, without any apparent progress? If that is a life, then you're welcome to keep all the lives you can get your floppy little hands on.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:50, archived)
# stop hoarding all the life, let me in on your secret
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:23, archived)
# You first, dreary drawers
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:43, archived)
# Sage advice.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:10, archived)
#
Look for fresh leaves with good aroma and colour, with no wilting or brown patches. Common sage has a deep, earthy flavour and aroma but you can also buy pineapple sage which, as you might expect, has a sweet pineapple scent (though the flavour is more like common sage); purple sage, which has a milder flavour; and the equally mild tricolour sage, which has a variagated leaf of pink, cream and green. Dried sage is also available.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:12, archived)
# hahahahah
I don't know who you are but god bless you
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:56, archived)
# I click on b3ta every week
in the vain hope that it will have recaptured even a fraction of the humour and spirit it had a few years back.

And this is not mythologising a nonexistent past, the "turkey coup" picture a couple of days ago was like a return to the old days. Someone had a funny idea, made a picture based on it, and posted it. Some other people thought it was funny, and said so.

Whereas at least 80% of the shit on here now is attention-grabbing needy witless fuckwits posting joke-free shit for their friends to wank their egos over.

If you want to defend the shitfest /board has become, on you go.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:25, archived)
# take a GIF add an edit, maybe a Jedi or a memememe, comedy gold loloololl
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:29, archived)
# ooobippybippyboopy
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:48, archived)
# "Joke-free shit for their friends to wank their egos over", he whined oblivious to the irony.
Yeah, well maybe you have mongy, broon and so on ready to spunk over your face.

I, though, find this terrifically difficult to masturbate to.

Not to say I won't try.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:11, archived)
# I don't see what people expect to get out
of slagging off members whose work they don't like.

There were more people in the past, so more good work. I really don't think the percentage has changed that much, just the sheer amount and a few members who raised the bar considerably.

Yeah, I prefered it when it was faster and wish some specific members would come back, but I still enjoy it for what it is.

It really sounds like you'd probably get something closer to what you are after by following the b3ta members lists on Twitter.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:28, archived)
# Twitter lol
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 8:41, archived)
# Twitter is great for moaning on.
You might even make a Twitter MOB if your moan goes viral!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:50, archived)
# well said
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:59, archived)
# lololololol
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:29, archived)
# Well this is a bit depressing
I'm on page 497 and still nothing of mine! Borke
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:39, archived)
# that's because you're fucking shit
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:44, archived)
# I realize this now
A little too late maybe o_O
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:54, archived)
# huh?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:07, archived)
# I'm shit at 'running the /board'.
It's out of control, man!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Proper LOLZ! What have you done?
And why did I ever reply to 'that' freebase picture you did. You know, the one with him driving some mad shit
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:29, archived)
# Changed your WHOLE LIFE!
omg
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:44, archived)
# I want to go back :(
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:35, archived)
# hahaha, you edited a video, clicking this, shame froglift put me on ignore, the fucking humorless video editor
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:15, archived)
# no hold on its took me off ignore now, how zany
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:19, archived)
# lucky you, he's just unignored me for no apparent reason
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:20, archived)
# all the logging out and logging in must have been harshing the fuck out of his coke-buzz
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:21, archived)
# snap, meh I'll just ignore him and atomic and pedro myself, circle jerk bellends
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:22, archived)
# Ha Ha...love yoo
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:27, archived)
# Jesus wept, looks like a few people have got their knickers poked 6" inside their colon
looks like a few people have got their knickers poked 6" inside their colonwhich is odd cause I thought that would have cheered a few of you's up really...

anyways I'm sorry some of you are sad perhaps the yaay lady will cheers you up. Perhaps not as it's as hackneyed as most of this site...

(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:08, archived)
# Reading on the tube. #1 of bloody loads
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 22:43, archived)
# #2 of 2
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 22:50, archived)
# Will the real Frogbeat please stan.... Oh hi!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 22:51, archived)
# :-/
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 22:58, archived)
# so, can you hold on with just your thighs yet?
:D :D :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:08, archived)
# I like #2
I don't get #1
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 22:53, archived)
# Reflection right, Sir.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:06, archived)
# Ah!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:08, archived)
# Sorry I thought you was joking! o_O
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:11, archived)
# subtle!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:10, archived)
# Unlike this one!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:11, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:24, archived)
# Is that Edward Snowden hiding behind the Harry Potter?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:31, archived)
# Ask Teh Quo behind Mr Bean!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:46, archived)
# Giving or getting?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:26, archived)
# Special Edition
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] And one for the compo...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:47, archived)
# :D
you genius
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:48, archived)
# splendid :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:50, archived)
# Inspired

Great Job Schmonkeon
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:58, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 21:05, archived)
# :D
great stuff
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 18:12, archived)
# I believe I have finally made an ungoogleable pun
Roger Dolltree
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:12, archived)
# Hahaha
But how many steps did this take?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:18, archived)
# 5,6,7,8.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:19, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:27, archived)
# erm
keep ungooglifying
(http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/17x2pb/roger_dolltree/)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:28, archived)
# i will look into it
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:56, archived)
# Oh jesus christ
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:34, archived)
# ya mumz a spstic. lolz. look at me
duuhh.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 20:19, archived)
# Hello new person, please read the FAQ
How do I get inspiration for my pictures?

From anywhere. It could be something you read in the paper, something you saw on TV, an idea that popped into your head when you were doing the dishes, who knows when inspiration will strike?

If you are really stuck, then try a random image search and see what you get.

Warning: These may well bring up images not suitable for the office.

Randimaginator - made by B3ta boarder Fuzzbucket
Pbase Random Images

All we ask is that you don't resort to tedious and unfunny bandwagon pictures - unless it's a forklift-related thing, in which case please do spam the board with thousands of variations as this is clearly the funniest thing ever.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 20:25, archived)
# Rather than criticising other people, perhaps you could make more of the sort of pictures you'd like to see?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 20:28, archived)
# No.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 20:28, archived)
# FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.FROGLIFT.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 20:44, archived)
#
 
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 20:50, archived)
# u mum lolz.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 21:20, archived)
# Hilarious
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 21:38, archived)
# funnyer in blak and wite lolz u mum. lolz
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 21:53, archived)
# worst protest ever
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:15, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:37, archived)
# If you haven't already, watch "Lisztomania"
www.imdb.com/title/tt0073298/

Utterly insane Ken Russell film.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 20:50, archived)
# i remember when it came out, but was too young to appreciate it.
I will add it to my to-watch list
Cheers!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 20:56, archived)
# you broke google
{roger defaultree}
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry] "When I told him we don't have Marmalade, he just went ape shit!"
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:02, archived)
# Jeebus! :)
Also: TELL ME AGAIN, HUMAN
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:52, archived)
# chewie looks dapper in that hat.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Disney bought Terminator and Mr. Men & Little Miss franchises
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] shickandquit

(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:14, archived)
# I believe he's staying with Mr Brown pants
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:15, archived)
# There's trouble bruin
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 20:50, archived)
# bloody immigrants
coming over here, taking our faces off with one swipe of their claws
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:13, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 16:27, archived)
# Very good
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 16:54, archived)
# Shopped pics only
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 16:58, archived)
# "You can't bullshit an old master."
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:52, archived)
# Al-Fayed?
; )
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 20:43, archived)
# Shit
Utter shit
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:41, archived)
# heh heh
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:18, archived)
# Hahaha the timing of this getting on the popular page was great!
XD
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:40, archived)
# :)
i like this
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:43, archived)
# ah, plastic man
bearable until he got married
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:50, archived)
# Ha! Nice
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:59, archived)
# excellent
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 16:06, archived)
# That joke is a bit of a stretch
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 16:13, archived)
#
Fnar
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Nice work
but where's Slinky?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 16:58, archived)
# 9 characters made a good number
for having Mr Fantastic symmetrically central.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:19, archived)
# And prevents hung votes at meetings
when they need to decide important things like whose turn it is to buy the pizza. They like pizza. The molten cheese is all stretchy.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:28, archived)
# I'm imagining the sound
these guys make when they get together *shivers*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:53, archived)
# is it like 50 of this guy trying to push past themselves in an enclosed space?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:16, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 22:38, archived)
# Baubles!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:01, archived)
# 0_0
shiny.....
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:26, archived)
# Same to you
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:59, archived)
# Wait until he tries to cross
the river of tinsel
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 16:58, archived)
# In the middle of the night....
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:11, archived)
# with an owl?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:17, archived)
#
At least they had the coffee machine he wanted in stock.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:43, archived)
# At least it's not a faceswap I suppose
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:44, archived)
# Aminals
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:13, archived)
# As a vegetarian I approve!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:15, archived)
# How I picture everyone on the internet
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:15, archived)
# They're not that thin.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:16, archived)
# But the moistness and wart covered skin is just right, along with general athletic ability.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:31, archived)
# heheh heheh "moist"
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:39, archived)
# i did a handstand once
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:46, archived)
# "once" HaHa!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:07, archived)
# A beautiful part of nature's (Motor)cycle.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:17, archived)
# *tips fedora*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:23, archived)
# show it to the grill and whack it on the plate
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:27, archived)
# Wipe its arse and walk it to my table.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:30, archived)
# Oh deer.
*rimshot*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 16:56, archived)
# Indy to your collection point please...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:02, archived)
# 'sorry - out of stock
nearest Argos store - Tangiers'
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:09, archived)
# hah!


(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 22:41, archived)

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