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# Just noticed Dipper from 'Gravity Falls' is Cameron's double?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:13, archived)
# haha Gravity Falls is great
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:21, archived)
# Excellent show indeed
Adventure Time and Regular show are bloody great too
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:23, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:27, archived)
# Every episode is like "How many Fortean references can you spot?"
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 16:34, archived)
# Nothing like him
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:27, archived)
# Hnnnng!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 13:00, archived)
# Shocking!
When will America wake up to police ethnic cleansing?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:59, archived)
# Legs up
Don't shoe(t)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:14, archived)
# haha :)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:31, archived)
# pfft
just seen that video, unbelievable
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:53, archived)
# Did you see the video from the other angle?
The leg clearly lunged at him with a knife, librul media won't show it... damned libruls *fists*
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:16, archived)
# haha, no
just the above head shot (pardon the pun)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:29, archived)
# He was armed, so it's OK that he shot him.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 16:50, archived)
# perfect logic. it was almost as if the shooter had pulled his gun at exactly the same time as the officer
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 20:25, archived)
# Farage is fishing!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:52, archived)
# What did he catch?

(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:13, archived)
# AIDS of the nipples
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:02, archived)
# fishin for uKippers
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:47, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:48, archived)
# haha
very good
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:54, archived)
# Boom
:)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:01, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:08, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Monster Food - Make it, bake it, find it, or shop it
Boring - Show us the most boring books, films and CDs you can imagine.
Extract a character - Take someone from an album/DVD cover and put them in a different, hilarious location
Quality reduction - Lower the quality of things by adding new elements.


tell us what you want, what you really, really want
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:51, archived)
# F
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:09, archived)
# I thought that was an ongoing comp!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:11, archived)
# I can't choose. I kinda like them all
Extracts it is I think
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:12, archived)
# extract please
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:16, archived)
# i'm unsure how to vote, nothing is clickable for me
i vote option 1 and please remove option iii as my knowledge of albums is too poor to understand most of the entries, happy new year
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:16, archived)
# Nearly every pic I post is "lowering the quality of things by adding new elements"
Let's extract a character.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:19, archived)
# 1
Please
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:20, archived)
# extractions
Ta
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:28, archived)
# C for me ta love
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:32, archived)
# iii
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:41, archived)
# 1 please
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:43, archived)
# iii
ta
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:50, archived)
# B please
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:00, archived)
# iii
and some ketchup please
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:01, archived)
# Given the shooting of staff at Charlie Hebdo magazine can we make the image challenge "Shop Islamic State"
If you don't support this, the terrierists win.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:04, archived)
# Dammit I wanted Prince
Andrew
1 Monster foods
ta
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:06, archived)
# iii
please
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:14, archived)
# Extract a character
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:18, archived)
# iii looks good
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:27, archived)
# 1 plz
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 13:21, archived)
# food! photos of potatochopped somethingsomething sounds awesome
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 15:48, archived)
# F
I'll just log-out, take a /board screenshot, log back in, post, repeat, win.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 19:37, archived)
# C for me. I need a wee.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] been here 3 years, 3 months, 3 weeks. yay...
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:24, archived)
# OMG and this is your 3333 messages!! Wow!
Did you plan that. I'm guessing you did
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:38, archived)
# totally.
why else would i bother?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:58, archived)
# Sorry, made it to amuse my 'Messi-football-mad' son
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:57, archived)
# Haha
Tut! I thought he had signed for Palace then when I 1st saw the shirt ;)
When Messier he is missing the 'H' from his forehead!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:59, archived)
# ^this^
very Chris Barrie
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:06, archived)
# haha
yeah, I saw that too when I messed him up
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:29, archived)
# I hear there's a Bush running for the US presidency
lets hope it's this one

(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:29, archived)
# Bit nsfw if viewed from across the office, just sayin
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:32, archived)
# Well stand closer
to the monitor then, I know I am.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:50, archived)
# ^^ this :D
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:50, archived)
# furry muff
sorry I forget that not everyone office is their back room...
do you want me to link it up?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:50, archived)
# MY FUTURE GRANDSON WHO IS YET TO BE BORN COULD HAVE SEEN THIS
My dog just saw it and is now humping the floor rug :(
PLEASE REMOVE MY FROM THIS PAGE
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:02, archived)
# *starts to remove
then detects a hint of sarcasm...*
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:08, archived)
# Dog?
Or immigrant in a full body merkin! It's how it starts
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:10, archived)
# Ah this explains a few things
Oh god this maybe why when I go up to bed the wife says "oh leave him he's sleeping" and I have to go on the sofa again :(
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:13, archived)
# Does the dog
szczeka?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:32, archived)
# F*ck yeah!
*sings*
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:43, archived)
# the voice of an angel
(a hells angel) :p
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:51, archived)
# needs more starfish and stripes?
:)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:44, archived)
# damnit! I missed a trick there :D
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:51, archived)
# Was working on murican...
then added patrick jusfou!

(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:27, archived)
# you're right to!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:33, archived)
# Want to FD this bad boy
and dragons den it?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:40, archived)
# FD?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:36, archived)
# Just going to be 15 minutes...
... takes monitor to little boys room
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:39, archived)
# needs
no!
no!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:51, archived)
# shears?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:52, archived)
# Investigating
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:03, archived)
# nit comb?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:09, archived)
# A whipper snipper at the very least
And perhaps a cleaning woman
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:23, archived)
# no!no! not shears
"If you're into self-torture devices, this is for you
I bought it to try taking care of my full on lumber jack beard and mustache"
Woman burnt her neck and didn't like it
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:23, archived)
# Band promo
My last day of hols *sob!* Back to work tomorrow, getting up at 5.30am is going to be a bit of a trial after staying up til 3am and rising at 10am...

(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 8:19, archived)
# Del boy and the 3 ages of Elvis band
:)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:04, archived)
# haha
I'm sure that's Morrissey at the back?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:34, archived)
# Nah, Lee's better looking than that miserable twat
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:41, archived)
# haha
Poor Morrissey's just misunderstood
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:47, archived)
# Haha!
They'd probably find that amusing, I know I did
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:41, archived)
# My favourite was the "Arse! Feck!" age of Elvis.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:46, archived)
# Mount Rushmore?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:27, archived)
# Definitely less political BS anyway :D
Also, on an unrelated note, every time I see your sig, my mind says 'ead jobs', you know.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:43, archived)
# When I first joined a Merkin member asked me
"So do you jog much, Ed?"
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 17:34, archived)
# I've heard their close harmony work is sublime
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:49, archived)
# You are a GOD hahahah! *kiss*
I am so gonna to show them this *intentional bad grammar*

(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:11, archived)
# haha glad you liked it
I have no idea if any of them are Canadian :)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:05, archived)
# p.s. what's the blossom in the picture
of your 1977 Ford Falcon?

that's beautiful!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:07, archived)
# :)
None of them are Canadian, they're Aussies, but Tony (first on left) is a transplanted Brit. He's fucking adorable.

The tree in the photo is a Jacaranda, native to South America, but insanely popular here in Queensland. They are gorgeous things, and in October-early November, the entire city seems to be dotted with purple, it's wonderful.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:19, archived)
# beautiful! they're like a cross between a cherry and a wisteria
I love a good blossom :D
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:26, archived)
# KING OF TREES


CROWN  ORB  SCEPTRE
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 8:02, archived)
# Proto-narcissus wand
innit
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 8:16, archived)
#
its a twig
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:48, archived)
# It's a sprout.
*notifies Yewtree*
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 16:56, archived)
# Is he Groot?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 8:20, archived)
# I really thought the king of trees would be a little grander!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:06, archived)
#
well look at the guy he has speaking for him
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:48, archived)
# I like him
He'd make a great lego minifigure?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:41, archived)
# I'm slightly disappointed
We haven't seen any of the Lego you got/took from the kids for Christmas
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:43, archived)
# :D - I've had a break from Lego
Was replaced by alcahol and Xbox for a few weeks
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:49, archived)
# Minecraft? haha ;)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:15, archived)
# :)
Winecraft!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:23, archived)
# wood
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:55, archived)
# a solution to modern worries

(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:56, archived)
# so ronery
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:59, archived)
# northern version...
...gluten free organic sun-dried dried black pudding flavour.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:10, archived)
# Essex version...
...penis
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:11, archived)
# *invests heavily in liquorice dildos*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:11, archived)
# Dear Telegraph
I am frankly appalled at the sudden rise in liquorice dildos.

In the long hard winter months as well. How many pensioners are now going to miss out as the ConDems haven't increased the winter liquorice dildos allowance in pace with inflation. They go up all the time, slow coming down.

Yours,
Admiral Fribgobbler III Bsc TV UFC ACDC esq
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:19, archived)
# On a more political note
They've also scrapped (for the winter after next) the warm home payment.
(140 quid to qualifying households with disabilities and low incomes)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 13:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:46, archived)
# take a chance take a chance take a ch-chance chance
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 23:00, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 23:18, archived)
# took me this long to work out what creature the second one was
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 23:42, archived)
# it's a bayformer
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 23:44, archived)
#

(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 0:06, archived)
# You rotten swine, it's my head now.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 0:27, archived)
# The Silver Wand of Egotism is no Reed Richards.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 23:13, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 23:22, archived)
# I heard the term 'narcissus wand' coined for the selfie stick
and I'm sticking with it
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 8:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:06, archived)
# TODAY
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:51, archived)
# ...is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:53, archived)
# my goodness, you are dangerously close to 30,000 posts
How ya been
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:54, archived)
# its a dream away
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:57, archived)
# no, wrong, that's tomorrow
...but maybe it was yesterday's tomorrow, in which case,you may be right.
Did you happen to see Little Orphan Annie yesterday?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:05, archived)
# ahh, ok :)
good song. I shall now add talk talk to my spotify list
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:10, archived)
# Their Such A Shame video is great
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:44, archived)
# Tim Pope (Cure vids) did most of theirs I seem to recall
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:45, archived)
# The Dice Man Cometh.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 23:10, archived)
# No dino?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:17, archived)
# Hullo?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 0:30, archived)
# TO DAY
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 8:33, archived)
# YESTERDAY
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:06, archived)
# ^ what she said
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:56, archived)
# Do you have enough for everyone?
if not back of the class sKug
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:19, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:23, archived)
# Arrghhh
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Saturday Night Starfish
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:18, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:37, archived)
#

(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:47, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 0:28, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Put it on your hip. Oh baby let your backbone slip

not easy for a marine invertebrate.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 2:15, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:46, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] When cool starfish meet
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 19:31, archived)
# Yo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:18, archived)
# Brother
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:41, archived)
# High 1 !!!
(of five)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:30, archived)
# Super Uber 'Merkan image! Fuck Yeah!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 18:24, archived)
# ...murka, fuck yeah!!

(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 18:42, archived)
# lovely wobble on that
it's hypnotic!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 19:16, archived)
# careful!
that's how it lures you in.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:09, archived)
# and then throttles you?
*shudders*
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:17, archived)
# oh man
i really want to touch it
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:12, archived)
# Dont point it at your face, Dont point it at your face!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:20, archived)
# Best faceswap this board has ever seen.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 19:11, archived)
# I'm ready to be abused!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 19:18, archived)
# From the same people who brought you:
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:22, archived)
# Fake - no bridge
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:45, archived)
# SyFy?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:45, archived)
# This scares and confuses me
And while on the road from there to here tonight, looking at people's chrimbo deccies, I noticed that not a single house had a diorama of an exhausted and panicked Santa being chased through the deep snow by a pack of ravenous wolves.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:24, archived)
# *wishes I had photoshop skillz*
*and photoshop*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 19:15, archived)
# I can rent you
A photo of photoshop.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:13, archived)
# Good idea -- it certainly goosed her up a bit.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:29, archived)
# lovely!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:34, archived)
# I thought that was the language of mordor!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 18:03, archived)
# I was wondering whether tentacle porn would make a resurgence.
It's one step down from yiffing, I'd reckon.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 19:16, archived)
# sundaegirl should get the cunt banned forever
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] even starfish love BLOONS!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:38, archived)
# :)
\o/
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:43, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:50, archived)
# Meanwhile at blue planet aquarium in blackpool
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:50, archived)
# did i say i'd actually touched it?
i said they stuck their noses out, i didn't mention touching them myself
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:51, archived)
# Can't remember.
It's just my personal joke now XD
We all know you did though. And you made it sneeze!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:54, archived)
# well, i never!
*huffs*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:58, archived)
# I tried to touch it with my willy,
But I fell in and a clownfish bit my Willy!

Edit: where the fuck is everyone?!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:25, archived)
# parp!
that's a whoopee cushion
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:52, archived)
# that'd be fun to see
starfish just chilling at the bottom of a rockpool, then a little stream of bubbles come to the surface :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:59, archived)
# pervert
;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:42, archived)
# haha brilliant!
I bought one of the classic ones for my nephew and niece for xmas (with mention of the Bronx Cheer) and it was fucking brilliant fun!

Also, can anyone point me in the right direction of the picture of the person doing the shit fountain in the bath? I spent far too long searching for it the other day without success

CHEERS!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:53, archived)
# "tubgirl" is what you are looking for
But I ain't Googling it for you
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 19:25, archived)
# Some odd results on Google...
So which B3tan created this blog? Found in the Google results.

tubgirlandgoatse.tumblr.com/
A Goatse Christmas and a Tubgirl New Year. ... and a Tubgirl New Year. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: tubgirl and goatse. Dec. 12 2014.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 19:55, archived)
# cheers chief!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 12:08, archived)
# *pops*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:25, archived)
# Not really sure where I was going with this.


Have it anyway.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:07, archived)
# haha, yes
Viene la tormenta!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:17, archived)
# oh, please, PLEASE send a terminator after cameron and farage!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:41, archived)
# Why would it?
They're the gits who will lead it to power!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 19:29, archived)
# Pfft Cyberdyne my Tyrells loving ass... hmmm Kumquat and Roquefort parsnip crisps
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:49, archived)
# Bum...
... but no willy
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:24, archived)
# basic pleasure model
innit?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:40, archived)
# Speak for yourself
Sailor
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:12, archived)
# Silly time.
Been drawing 'proper art' most of the day because it's the second last day of my vacation, so it's time for something silly.

No gal can resist a freshly shaved and barbered guy :D Just wait until they learn he sings, too. Baaaaritone...

(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:01, archived)
# How EWE doing?
It's like Carry On never died.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:21, archived)
# she does look like Babs on the right
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:23, archived)
# I take your point -.-
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:30, archived)
# Yep, that would have that effect :D
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 8:16, archived)
# nice work
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:51, archived)
# He is a Satanic Wizard
... and we should burn him!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:13, archived)
# But he wont get anywhere without his raddle
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:41, archived)
# Yes, there'll be no chalking anything up without it
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 8:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:57, archived)
#
Well it's scarcely a replacement then, is it?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:13, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:51, archived)
# Just can't get the staff
;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:54, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:58, archived)

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