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# SATIRE

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 15:29, archived)
# bit racist
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 15:44, archived)
# Fucking hell
Is that a 7B?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:03, archived)
# not veiny enough
WOO!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:14, archived)
# it's not from Pencilveinia
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:18, archived)
# jolly good!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:29, archived)
# Oooh.
Spangy!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 19:18, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 19:52, archived)
# Touche'.
I'd burn an embassy, but I think we've moved on to new things.

edit- cock epaulettes.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 17:25, archived)
# I can't see this brillo eraser working too well
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 17:30, archived)
# That's actually a pretty good design for a masturbatory device
Looks like a pencil case someone at my school once had.
In fact, I think with about 5 mins on Amazon, I could mock up a prototype.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 19:53, archived)
# Meanwhile, back in Judea...
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 14:52, archived)
# Bonne
clic
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 14:57, archived)
# Fantastique
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] The Germans were testing LSD on POW's as far back as 1945


Go Steve Go!!!!

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 14:24, archived)
# A bit Tim Burton
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 14:26, archived)
# to be fair, I was lazy and it was the only infite loop road I could fine in the right persepctive
but I'll take that as a positive, thanks Mr Cyber-Mob :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 14:28, archived)
# lovely background
I can't find my great escape on ice poster :(
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 14:51, archived)
# aww bummer
they would have made lovely bed fellows :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 15:10, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:43, archived)
# haha brilliant
pisses all over mine :D
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:57, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 15:16, archived)
# we're on a road to nowhere
come on inside my mind
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 15:19, archived)
# Well that's a new request
*unzips*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 15:25, archived)
# I like the way it fits neatly in my ear hole too
ah bless...

:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:15, archived)
# This is ace!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 19:53, archived)
# sozzard
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry]


*edit* hopefully got away with all that fucking around trying to post this...
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] And this,


But not sure if it strictly counts, but y'know... starwars lols.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] QandS...
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:41, archived)
# what clown shoe matching algorithm
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:45, archived)
# And yet...
thats not 'shopped. THAT'S the original.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:25, archived)
# ding dong the bitch is in bed
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 12:51, archived)
# leslie phillips does bestiality
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:41, archived)
# easy girl
whooooa now
*cheeky smirk, kicked in the nuts by horses hoof to the sound of a swannee whistle and kettle drum*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 14:25, archived)
# "Keep your 'lectric japs-eye on me..."
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Bending the rules
My first post on here, so be gentle with me! ;)
Our school sports day a couple of months back, the headteacher at the start warned us against uploading any photos we take to social media, to "privacy issues".
Decided to circumvent his orders and post it anyway. Added my other kid to it as he wasn't happy being left out of the picture...that said he didn't seem too happy about the picture I chose to include.
Not strictly what the image challenge is about, but it's the closest I've got!


Click for bigger (310 kb)

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 11:34, archived)
# This is suitably odd.
You could give lessons to some of our more established posters on perspectives and angles in photoshop.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 11:36, archived)
# I should also add 'welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave' as decreed by the elders.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 11:37, archived)
# Haha its not an art site silly XD
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 12:24, archived)
# an arf site if ever I saw one
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 12:30, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 12:46, archived)
# seams ok to me
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 12:17, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 12:24, archived)
# Welcome. Have you tried using exposure compensation on your camera?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 12:47, archived)
# The kid's made of naturally-occurring limestone deposits, don't be so rude
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:16, archived)
# OH, I DO APOLOGISE.
Be careful not to wash the infant in vinegar, please.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:41, archived)
# Well, I'm going to risk a click here, if only because I like Asterix
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:17, archived)
# It's pronounced "Asterisk".
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:41, archived)
# Well, aren't you a little star
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 14:13, archived)
# I like this.
Welcome.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:22, archived)
# feeling the vibes, and welcome! :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 14:27, archived)
# :)
nicely
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:28, archived)
#
passive aggressive comment
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 18:35, archived)
# There's enough that's good in there
to make it good.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 19:33, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your son?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 19:54, archived)
# There's something wrong with you.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 20:52, archived)
# Best. Emergence from lurkage. Ever.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 22:02, archived)
# Splendid work.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] The Mighty Blacksmith THOR
Well, he finally find a job of his taste
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 4:03, archived)
# and now he need:
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 4:16, archived)
# atomic?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 4:24, archived)
# no, atomic was killed in a freak forklift accident
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 4:41, archived)
# fuck
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 4:53, archived)
# I stand corrected
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 4:55, archived)
# no more atomic?
naughtystepped?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 5:33, archived)
# no, possibly just bored
...or dead
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:13, archived)
# .....or bit by a dog
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 21:50, archived)
# Me@Jurazik parkz lol.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 23:05, archived)
#

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 1:31, archived)
[challenge entry] One word challenges are so bracing.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 22:01, archived)
# happy starfish is happy
although he could be running for his life for all I know
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 22:11, archived)
# He is very happy.
Each limb has its own limbic system.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 22:37, archived)
# this explains his joy adequately
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 23:24, archived)
# limbs have limbic systems?
MORE PROOF OF INTELLIGENT DESIGN.

That's no accident atheist sheeple!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 0:27, archived)
# he needs to be careful not to stand on a weever fish, otherwise he'll have a 'limpic' system
AHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 0:29, archived)
# on the plus side he could just do a 72º spin and keep running
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 0:43, archived)
# He could then enter the paralimpics
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 9:13, archived)
# From his mincing gait I assume he is Acanthaster Galaxi or "Chocolate Starfish"?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 22:18, archived)
# that's exactly how my other half dances
but just the arms, she keeps her legs planted firmly on the floor to prevent toppling over..
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 22:29, archived)
# hoe lee shit
wow
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 22:31, archived)
# thrashing
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 23:04, archived)
# Delightful
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 23:53, archived)
# That's great :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 0:09, archived)
# This^
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 11:05, archived)
# Both creepy and alluring.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 11:34, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 19:55, archived)
# WTF no FP?
woo
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:41, archived)
# random#1

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 21:24, archived)
#

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 21:40, archived)
# Dopey...
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 22:14, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 0:45, archived)
#

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] FatBoy Kim - eat sleep nuke repeat
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 20:35, archived)
# oh wow, haha!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 20:47, archived)
# "I'm #Un"
So cool, he has his own hashtag.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 21:34, archived)
# Bloody hell that's good.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 23:19, archived)
# woo yay!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 23:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 23:55, archived)
# Ooh
That's a bit good, that is.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 9:19, archived)
# hahahaha
acenesski
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 10:17, archived)
# Oh yes!
*waits for server to be DDoSed into a smoking hole in the ground*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 10:55, archived)
# Stop the compo
We have a winner.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 11:37, archived)
# Printing this and chucking out the old CD booklet
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 17:53, archived)
# feeling very damp in my neither regions
thanks
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Chortles from Cologne.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 18:17, archived)
# Beantastic.
*click*
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] In space, no one can hear you lose a caravan
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Only liked his earlier work... obvs
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 17:30, archived)
# My first is in river but not to be seen,
My second is fish and turnip, where is the spoon,
MY third like a limpet, wibble, bibble, scrimpet, Daddy Hammers.

WHAT AM I?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 22:20, archived)
# A stylish drinks cabinet?


(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 22:58, archived)
# I've checked with Ted Rogers and he says "do one". Who's on line two, please?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 23:24, archived)
# Ted rogers voice
What do you find in rivers, that's right shopping trolleys. Shopping trolleys have wheels. Turnips and fish both have what... calories. Spoon is another term for cuddle. Which rhymes with muddle. Which is what you would be in if said the words in the last line to a French man. What has wheels, burns calories, is from Belgium which is basically France and is as incomprehensible as those words? That's right Bradley Wiggins. Who rides bikes which are often next to cars. Cars pull what... YOU COULD HAVE WON A CARAVAN WORTH ยฃ369.00 POUNDS. I'm so sorry you played great and remember you get to take home the teasmaid, the hostest trolley and the 5 day holiday in the Costa Del Sol.

That's all we've got time for, see you next week for more *fingerz* either stay tuned for Dustin Gees crazy mad house or turn over to see Noel Edmond kill a man live. *waves*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 0:22, archived)
# This episode is on Challenge right now!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 1:07, archived)
# hahaha
This is an actual transcript of an episode
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 10:42, archived)
# brilliant!
nicely done too
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Flushdance obvs
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:28, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:31, archived)
# Thhhrrrreeeeaaaaaaaaadrusssssssssshhhhh!
:)
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:32, archived)
# I read that as Thhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuussssssshhhhhhhhhh!
:)
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:01, archived)
# you poop more efficiently when wearing pumps
truefax
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:41, archived)
# alter ego?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] "gibt es einen Verkauf an den Moogs!"
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahaa
:D
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:02, archived)
# I like to think they each queued up and
bought their shirt and tie separately.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] another nwot
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:09, archived)
# :D lovely seams
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:20, archived)
# thanks..
i was against the whole thing from the start however it won out over doing dishes
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:27, archived)
#

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:43, archived)
#
Dusts off an old one..

(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 0:36, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 18:32, archived)
# Haha
Flash(dance) in the pan...
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 20:27, archived)
# Now you've plopped her on a loo I realise who she reminds me of
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 7:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh John!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:03, archived)
# Haha :D
Also. b3ta bus stop time!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
took me a sec
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] was finding it hard, eventually got it, now finding it harder..
eventually got it now finding it harder..so since im all worked up here...
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:22, archived)
# haha, so wrong
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:34, archived)
# good lord, Robert Plant has always been a bit slim, eh?

I did always think he was taller tho
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:45, archived)
# So that's who it reminded me of!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:52, archived)
# yeah, roughly the same build and hairstyle.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:52, archived)
# Are there Two Versions of this pic?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:49, archived)
# heheh
Ono there isn't.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:59, archived)
# Well done for making me stare at it for that long.
*applauds*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 23:10, archived)
# He truly is
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 14:58, archived)
# Does your username refer to the people in your picture?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:31, archived)
# it's hard to resist when he makes it look so cool
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:34, archived)
# I've seen drivers in that state before :D
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Well now I know
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 14:37, archived)
# meh
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:47, archived)
# A?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:25, archived)
# Awkward family photos
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 4:30, archived)
# ja?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 4:42, archived)
# oh my
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 4:51, archived)
# jaja
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 5:28, archived)
# Haha, a couple of good comments under that one.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 5:35, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 5:43, archived)
# It's the buns of rath!
lesser know sequel to the grapes thereof
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 14:40, archived)
# nwot
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 5:25, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 5:34, archived)
# Needs more bi-planes
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 9:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 2:21, archived)
# Cannot flap has no wingz
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 2:22, archived)
# just happy internet pls
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 2:29, archived)
# oh! we're having guests
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:06, archived)
# Ooh *gets a bit 'bi curious'*
Nice use of the word 'guests' btw.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 4:33, archived)
# What an attractive young lady.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 4:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 9:44, archived)
# that's a mean click for bigger trick
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 14:43, archived)
# Yeah I thought that!
It looked terrible when I optimized it any more than that I seem to remember!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:08, archived)
# Flaaaaaaaaap!
Flap will save us.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 2:34, archived)
# vectorised flaps are da fyootchah
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:08, archived)
# What flap-matching algorithm are you using?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 4:40, archived)
# go Flap.....godspeed
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:16, archived)
# nice and smooth
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:18, archived)
# he likes to work out
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:51, archived)
# He loved to dance
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 9:36, archived)
# so bracing!
What do you use these days for gif animation? I used to be fine with Photoshop, but they've screwed it up entirely since merging it with video output - it ignores the frame-delays I set and outputs super-slow due to some bullshit "framerate" setting that just makes it choppy

Driving me nuts.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 4:09, archived)
# I still use an old version of Photoshop
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 4:20, archived)
# dang
I'd stick with it!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 4:28, archived)
# Haha, that's some old-skool moaning right there.
I used to piss and moan about that on /board after PS first dropped ImageReady (remember that?). The frame-delays thing particularly pissed me off. I actually contacted Adobe support and asked why they'd removed a basic function from their software. They told me to use Fireworks, the cheeky fuckers.
Anyway, HAPPY ENDING: .gif functionality has been completely integrated into the last couple of PS versions, no silly workarounds, it just works.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 4:48, archived)
# Is that the ones you have to pay monthly for? Trying to avoid that.
Finally found a small and cheap Mac application to do the final stage of setting the frame delays and saving it - thankfully it takes a layered PSD as I needed it for a work thing and couldn't piss around any longer.
"Gif Animator" by "Make Fire" if anyone is in similar need.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 12:05, archived)
# nooooo, I don't plan on renting software.
I'm on CS6, I'm going to hang onto it as long as I can.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 14:48, archived)
# I just ran updates on CS6
and now it works! Glad that app was less than 2 bucks, but, fuck.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 2:25, archived)
# oh, ha ha! ... do i ever remember that
i was getting ready to click you into my bozo-bin
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:39, archived)
# :((
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:52, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 19:03, archived)
# yeh!
this has made my day
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 21:45, archived)
# FLAP!!
Well that's cheered me right up :)
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 4:39, archived)
# I believe in all of you
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 7:49, archived)
# Yay Flap's alive!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 9:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 14:08, archived)
# F L A P !
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Frying Nemo
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 1:48, archived)
# The 'other' ending.
{:-)
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 2:21, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 2:33, archived)
# I love this
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 14:21, archived)

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