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# ah, so THAT'S how it happened...
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 10:30, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 10:43, archived)
# lol, fowl
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 10:46, archived)
# referee!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 10:47, archived)
# corrected.
sorry.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 11:04, archived)
# :D
and the impact with the fence pre-slices it too
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 10:47, archived)
# apparently there is a 6 bird one on sale
but surely there aren't 6 types of bird? they must've used chicken twice...
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 11:01, archived)
# Grouse, Chicken, Pheasant, Peacock, Flamingo, Ostrich
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 11:02, archived)
# flamingo! of course.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 11:05, archived)
# with little wrens in blankets as a side dish
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 13:25, archived)
# thanks
a little bit of unexpected sick in my mouth is always a nice surprise
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 14:24, archived)
# The original pagan bird, yet again the christians steal their holiday ideas from the pagan...
...festival of argosqueue in their attempt to neo-colonise the indigenous people of Britannia.

(Cont on /talk)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 20:06, archived)
# haha
It all makes sense now
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 10:49, archived)
# Sexytimes =)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 12:59, archived)
#

(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 5:54, archived)
# Don't stand so close to me
Really, please. It's disgusting.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 8:07, archived)
# Pedro P. Roaster.
EDIT:
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 8:32, archived)
# :D much better than the generic stock photo of the original
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 9:51, archived)
# ahh, i always wondered how this band got away with it..


^^ This is an awesome album by the way
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 10:34, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 21:49, archived)
# Startled Crab meets Zoom Blur.
Bit of a let-down after the Jilted Generation cover.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 10:38, archived)
# clock lobster
Nice!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 12:17, archived)
# King of pain
This is the best thing I have seen in a long time.

Also slightly depressing as I realise I have the original on vinyl.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 9:06, archived)
# I haz it too!
...and a few ABBA LPs, but let's not let that sway your opinion of me
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 12:45, archived)
# These are for listening. These are "private sexeh tiem".
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 20:10, archived)
# Pr_E379?
I don't get it
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 9:17, archived)
# Sting?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] WTF I'm either clairvoyant or was doing internets in my sleep
I swear I saw your pic last evening before I closed b3ta but this one was posted at 5.54am :S
Has there been shenanigans, was it the GSM?
Cunt Trump Hitler b3ta GSM
ps Woo
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 12:57, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 13:09, archived)
# I deleted it.
Comedy & Timing and all that, num'say'n?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 13:55, archived)
# TFFT thought I was having another 'senior moment' :S
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 15:52, archived)
# Oh, No.
By the way, when are you going to send me the rest of the money for that car I sold you
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 18:39, archived)
# OP --__--
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 10:54, archived)
# People always forget the portrait version of album art used on cassette releases...
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 19:04, archived)
# This is excellent!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 19:06, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 19:14, archived)
# Inspired
*click*
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 19:18, archived)
# Brilliant
Woo!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 19:23, archived)
# Fab.
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 19:24, archived)
# marvellous
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 19:45, archived)
# Love the EU banana!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 19:54, archived)
# Awesomes!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 20:20, archived)
# next weeks image challenge?
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 20:29, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 20:48, archived)
# :)))
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 20:55, archived)
# Top drawer!!
:)
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 22:41, archived)
# corporate taping is killing album art
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 22:48, archived)
# the fucking heed out of Grace Jones
pure gold!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 23:18, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's domokun.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 17:33, archived)
# Grace needs to be posted on a blarg
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 23:27, archived)
# Haha
Nice
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 4:25, archived)
# haha
splendid
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 7:44, archived)
# Super.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 8:44, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 9:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 10:12, archived)
# Excellent
Lovely work
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 10:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 10:52, archived)
# :)
Aces
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 11:15, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 13:10, archived)
# Bravo!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 20:20, archived)
# I think I bust a blood vessel laughing at this!
Well played sir!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 2:31, archived)
# That is total genius
absolutely brilliant
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 23:36, archived)
# Just flushing this silly idea out of my head
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 15:58, archived)
# May the Lord have mercy upon your soul.
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 16:00, archived)
# This type of shit pun should be panned
:D
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 16:07, archived)
# yeah this isn't the place for toilet humour
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 17:59, archived)
# oh ffs
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 16:07, archived)
# XD
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 16:56, archived)
# The Looftwaffle called in the Septic Tanks
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 18:18, archived)
# But
do they have the power to take on the zoo loos? Only time will smell!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 22:29, archived)
# I hope, but it already smells like
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 22:45, archived)
# Not a tank
It's a Jgpz IV.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 13:02, archived)
# Yay b3ta!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 0:04, archived)
# Y3s!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 4:52, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 4:57, archived)
# Here comes Marwell!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 10:59, archived)
# great minds etc...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 16:41, archived)
# One Mow Time!
Ok, I was going to apologise for this but after the 'shaky' post below, what would be the point.

(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 4:17, archived)
# Stihl pretty good
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 4:38, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 7:45, archived)
# Tidy.
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 13:15, archived)
# He's been on the grass.
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 14:09, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 16:08, archived)
# I changed my mind
this is whack
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 17:43, archived)
# No wonder
Using a strimmer to cut the lawn. Silly man.
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 19:25, archived)
# woo! fp!
Tah!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 21:10, archived)
# Bitch please...
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 3:10, archived)
# Jeez Louise
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 3:34, archived)
# ???
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 3:43, archived)
# Some guy discovered a slightly different rendition of Mona Lisa under the top coat of paint on the famous Mona Lisa.
This is what it looked like, I think.
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 4:19, archived)
# no he didnt, he just happened to inspect it on the day she had the painters in
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 15:24, archived)
# she blood
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 3:53, archived)
# impressive lurkage
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 12:25, archived)
# ^^ Trudat!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 16:08, archived)
# Daesh have heat vision now?
Dangerous times.
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 13:20, archived)
# Good God. Lurk-me-do.
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 17:20, archived)
# One (1) /board post, see above, and one (1) /links post - which is a link to the same image on imgur.
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 18:44, archived)
# Good God. Lurk-me-do.
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 19:14, archived)
# Its Rob's cash drive
He's selling zero posts accounts round the back of the cunt shed
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 19:17, archived)
# Good first attempt at red-eye reduction, what algorithm did you use and do you do wedding photos?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 10:29, archived)
# Evening
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:15, archived)
# don't you hate it when you're in bed, and your dog breathes on your face with its' hot dog-breath?
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 21:26, archived)
# WHA?!
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 21:36, archived)
# :D :D
lovin that 3d shadow!!

Gotta go! Holiday lights and decorations at the Zoo tonight :D :D
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 22:11, archived)
#
Gotta go! Holiday lights and decorations sexytime at the Zoo tonight :D :D
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha skyshadow!
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 22:42, archived)
# Mmmmm....DROP!!!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 3:55, archived)
# Hello Doge
this is cat
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 14:49, archived)
# Not as much as when the cat farts.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 22:45, archived)
# both of which are preferable to the dog trying to apply its 'lipstick' to your sleeping mouth
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 23:15, archived)
# you got a 'facial' from the dog, ew fuck
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 23:26, archived)
# wasn't even my dog, that'll teach me to leave the window open overnight
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 23:35, archived)
# baddum
tish
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 2:23, archived)
# Unless you're rimming the cat at the time.
Then it's just gross.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 23:38, archived)
# Dog is mountain.
OBV
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 0:53, archived)
# If you and I made babies together
...that's how they would look
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 2:14, archived)
# Every word of that is wrong.
MODS!!!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 2:27, archived)
# .....beee-yooo-teee-full babbies!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 2:29, archived)
# needs more Pedro dream abortion
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 3:55, archived)
# Nice work.
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 13:20, archived)
# Yes it is!!!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 16:13, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:08, archived)
# Oh FFS!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 2:25, archived)
# Go stand in the corner!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 4:13, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 9:53, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 13:21, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 13:58, archived)
# \o/ :D
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 16:14, archived)
#
Glad I've managed to lower the bar :)
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 17:25, archived)
# If this idiot only said "Wibble" people might think he was more sane...
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] 8D
bb gg
Cunt Trump Wig b3ta
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 17:34, archived)
# fantastic
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 17:40, archived)
# a thing of beauty
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 19:19, archived)
# shopped photos only please
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:13, archived)
# give me my cheese!
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 21:05, archived)
# ewww
just ewwwww
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 21:26, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 23:01, archived)
# a mature teratoma
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 23:54, archived)
# Horrible!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 0:54, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 13:28, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 17:04, archived)
# It's Christmas FFS :(
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 0:06, archived)
# Wibble!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DCExerOsA
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 17:44, archived)
# Who would have noticed another madman around here?
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 13:27, archived)
# "Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!"
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 16:03, archived)
# Excellent as always!
Woo :)
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 18:38, archived)
# afternoon

(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahaha

(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 14:41, archived)
# Action! Thrills! Incest!
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 15:30, archived)
# Well yeah but...
STAR WARS
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 16:05, archived)
# I KNOW!
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 18:07, archived)
# Soz dont spk Trekwars
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 17:35, archived)
# Yeah but...
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 19:20, archived)
# This one!!!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 0:55, archived)
# "Woof! Woof!"
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 15:46, archived)
# This one!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 0:55, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] no george or ringo though.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 10:16, archived)
# PUJH ALON?
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 12:23, archived)
# say it three times in the mirror
And Ringo will pay you a visit.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 17:02, archived)
# The fifth beatle...
dont u kno nuffink?
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 4:23, archived)
# This would make a lovely Xmas
Card. Do you mind if I moonpig it? :-)
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 20:25, archived)
# tis the season.
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 0:12, archived)
# Atomic will sue for unauthorised use of trademark.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 1:16, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 1:30, archived)
# {:-)
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 1:45, archived)
# I saw you post that.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 2:24, archived)
# yeaaaaaaaaah, but it was dumb
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 2:35, archived)
# *too polite to agree look*
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 2:40, archived)
# have some emergency fluff for your pain and suffering
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 2:41, archived)
# I'm officially old now
I noticed the well finished flooring and the way the cats' eyes matched.
*keeps drinking*
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 2:51, archived)
# how old is 'officially old'?
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 3:02, archived)
# I think it's a state of mind really.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 3:06, archived)
# certainly
I am 53 now. I paste pictures of celebs onto orangutan fannies
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 3:16, archived)
# I talk to cats and play online scrabble whilst drinking homebrew.
wait a sec, this is sounding like 'more tragic' competition
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 3:28, archived)
# You can't say 'more tragic' without 'magic'
I'm available for motivational speaking at your corporate rallies
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 6:34, archived)
# will there be more alphabetic acrobatics like that?
Like 'you can't spell funeral without "fun"'?
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 11:42, archived)
# o___o
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 0:56, archived)
# 'twas this...
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 3:36, archived)
# ...Can't.....too busy right now...
(, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:24, archived)
# Gherst.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 21:19, archived)
# Nice, but shouldn't this be
the Escapologist? :)
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 11:52, archived)
# it would, but that would mean fashioning a G and an L..
..rather than copy-pasting existing letters :)

Generally if I am at work and supposed to be working, then the tripe that spews forth from my copy of The Gimp is done as fast as possible :)
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Water to wine' you say?
(, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:00, archived)
# very tidy
(, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:02, archived)
# I would have taken him for more a hookah or pipe guy

EDIT: And I guess those 'halo' things we see on some paintings are just smoke rings?
(, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 16:36, archived)
# JESUS SHAVES.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 18:47, archived)
# Very witty / perfect.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 18:52, archived)

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