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[challenge entry] Obi Wank
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 21:50, archived)
# :)
(nice arts on your website!)
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 22:01, archived)
# "If you vote me out I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Farage loves to divide society.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] We need "nice" voters, people that think like us.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 17:05, archived)
# I'm trying really hard to understand the point you're trying to make here, but it just isn't coming through.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 18:19, archived)
# midday meal?
breakfast
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Making plans
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 15:16, archived)
# can he not be jailed for inciting hatred?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 15:18, archived)
# Given that thousands of people voted him into his EU position: probably not.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 15:21, archived)
# dammit
how much is a hitman?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 15:23, archived)
# Not very much with the value of the £
hi smash
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 16:42, archived)
# broken britain, innit?
hello
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 16:49, archived)
# Many mighty nations have risen and fallen throughout the millenia
Some fall through conquest, some through plague, some through natural disasters. Britain fell because a few Bullington boys had a falling-out and dragged idiots into a giant clusterfark of a referendum.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 17:15, archived)
# and many heads remained in the sand that day
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 17:20, archived)
# earworm
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 16:07, archived)
# i like horses
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 16:51, archived)
# best of all the animals?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 16:58, archived)
# that's what i've heard
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 16:58, archived)
# catherine the great would agree
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 17:01, archived)
# would make for an interesting episode of mythbusters
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 17:07, archived)
# mythbusters vs jaws tonight for a shark week special
i will be watching it
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Indiana Johnson and the Colossal Crock of Shit
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 12:40, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 16:41, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 2:35, archived)
# clcikk
lovin the eyes
(, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 3:32, archived)
# gormless cunt
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 14:34, archived)
# "there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away"
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 15:10, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
take away
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 16:42, archived)
# Yeah, but none of that foreign muck, mind...
good old (Spanish-Jewish) fried fish and (Belgian/French) chips is as English as it gets!
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 17:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] You're not laughing now
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 12:19, archived)
# can anyone link me to the original Quo pic?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 13:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 13:11, archived)
# nice one for the link
I was after the original of the original. was it from an album cover?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 13:32, archived)
# The original is a cave drawing
traced back to the stone age.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 14:29, archived)
# Good question.
In terms of b3ta, as far as I can tell Farmboy found the image and suggested we use it for a challenge - a silly picture with a white background being gold then.

He didn't say where he found it, though. I suspect it's just a press shot.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 15:43, archived)
# gotcha
I did spend a good hour trying to find it with so many permutations put into google image I thought I'd gone mad :D
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 23:14, archived)
# You have to be careful doing that.
There exists a Quo nude photoshoot.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2016, 9:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 13:37, archived)
# :-)
can't see your sig in the pic - I always look out for it
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 14:43, archived)
# Frame 4
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 14:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
ooops soz! ;)
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] smug twat
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 11:51, archived)
# You disgust me.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 16:50, archived)
# Tiffany Trump
Without the photoshop touch ups

(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 10:37, archived)
# Lauren Laverne had a rough night.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 14:48, archived)
# haha ^this
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 23:14, archived)
# A day late, but, y'know..
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 7:44, archived)
# Pretty much spot on
I read that in Big Brother's voice
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 7:49, archived)
# I'm surprised Boris is showing his face and being that helpful
Do we A. Want a new image challenge or shall we just B. catalogue the collapse of the UK for another week?
If A. Make suggestions, then I'll go with C in true Brexit style anyway
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 7:53, archived)
# "Escape Plans"
What is the most creative way to escape an unpleasant situation?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 7:57, archived)
# Ohh, I like that
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 12:49, archived)
# I'm just gonna carry on as I am
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 9:23, archived)
# I say leave it open and run a parallel fluffy compo
to counter the bleakness.

I suggest "Muppets".
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 11:11, archived)
# MUPPETS!
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 11:16, archived)
# good idea
anyone else in favour of this?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] YES
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 11:53, archived)
# LOL TOSSER
(him, not you)
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 11:58, archived)
# I'd like to vote for C
but in a week's time when b3ta is aflame I'll insist I voted for A.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 18:04, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA brilliant
Woo! :D
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 8:37, archived)
# All of this.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 9:00, archived)
# This is delightful
And terrifying and awful and apocalyptic etc etc but also delightful
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] HAHAHA, Big Bother
Too near the truth
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 9:31, archived)
# Top work
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 11:35, archived)
# Excellent and accurate.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 12:13, archived)
# That is
spot on
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 12:16, archived)
# i can imagine him actually shitting through his neighbour's letterbox
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 13:42, archived)
# Oh yes....
https://youtu.be/VxruuGt1_8s?t=48

s/Neil/Jeremy/
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] 1666 and all that

The Brexit team out having a little jolly on their horses prior to the game.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 4:44, archived)
# the end is neigh
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 10:52, archived)
# I'd suggest a new version of the Horsemen
Racism, Greed, Stupidity... and Death.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 11:22, archived)
# Like this...
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 3:09, archived)
[challenge entry] OK
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 11:54, archived)
# Always a treat to see this!
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 15:36, archived)
# Agreed!
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 16:53, archived)
# This^
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I should be asleep by now.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha nice!
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 1:09, archived)
# *does big fat machine gun noises for ages ending in the whining spinning noise winding down*
shot to shit
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 9:44, archived)
# 10,010 POSTS!!

(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 21:13, archived)
# Wooo+10!
:)
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 21:17, archived)
# \o *smiles through tears*
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 21:21, archived)
# whoa!
You know what this means.
*unzips*
*doesn't even consider lube*
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 21:49, archived)
# You'll go blind!!
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 22:07, archived)
# I'm not even acknowledging this
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 22:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 22:17, archived)
# If you don't I'm pouring sugar into your horse, you Amish.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 23:59, archived)
# Who the fuck is that?
Seems a bit gay m8?
The
Gay
Face @TM@
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 22:17, archived)
# This is some of your finest work.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 0:00, archived)
# You massive bumda©®™.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 0:16, archived)
# B.R.N.!!!
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 22:18, archived)
# (10010)2 = (18)10
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 22:24, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 22:32, archived)
# Who are these knobs? They're not the real Village People. Get me away from them.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 0:01, archived)
# Not my colo(u)r.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 0:00, archived)
# so many zeroes in that time-stamp!
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 1:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 10:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 11:55, archived)
# It's rude to mock the afflicted...
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 16:54, archived)
# Obvious joke is obvious

But I'm out of practice at being funny, and photoshop. So ner.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 20:11, archived)
# peter dunklage?
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 20:13, archived)
# Ooooh!
It's good, but it's not right.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 20:15, archived)
# I drink and I dunk things?
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 20:39, archived)
# It is known.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 21:00, archived)
# hobnob hobbles hobbit?
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 20:58, archived)
# Hob-noblin?
*edit* MIND THE PISS!!
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 20:58, archived)
# Does nobody look at filenames any more?
What are the cool kids doing instead these days?
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 21:00, archived)
# the cool kids are rioting in trumpton
and it's all nerys hughes fault
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 21:03, archived)
# Crywank over Brexit #infest
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 21:07, archived)
# Hmmm.
A fairly level-headed response, compared to some reactions I've seen.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 21:37, archived)
# CAMRAman(ing).
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 21:16, archived)
# I did file name
Still didn't really get it. Well I got it but I didn't get it!
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 22:19, archived)
# You'd dinkle Dinklage and you know it.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 0:05, archived)
# Is it something about shortbread?
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 23:08, archived)
# Mudblood digestive?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 0:17, archived)
# Pixie flapjack?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 1:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Such quick, many dirty
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 20:02, archived)
# The PLP? How many divisions do they have?
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 18:44, archived)
# Now they will elect a new leader, a strong leader, one who will not let our tragedy continue.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 19:42, archived)
# Lolz... Not a hope.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 19:50, archived)
# Looking at that picture I'm not sure those are the droids I'm looking for.
Tell you what though. Call me Pollyanna if you will, or Heidi of the Swiss Alps, but this brexit fiasco has really goosed b3ta up a bit hasn't it? I can't wait for WWIII (aka September Surprise) (ah, sorry, spoiler alert).
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 19:51, archived)
# Yes, I can't remember the last time we reached the heady heights of topping the stats board with a whopping 55 posts.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 19:59, archived)
# The other day I had to wade through three pages - three!
I've been trying to do a faceswap of Farage and Lonely off of Callan, but all I get is a seamtwerp, and who am I kidding anyway, no-one's old enough to remember Farage.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 21:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 10:06, archived)
# Do they do a Tony Benn version?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] If we put him in charge at least we could get a good laugh out of this utter fuckuppery.

(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 18:29, archived)
# Yeah but the sweat dude!
Come on man think!
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 18:30, archived)
# But that would be his 'secret weapon' so to speak.
Nobody could tell if he was ever bluffing or actually nervous about a situation or if he was just being his manic self.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 18:32, archived)
# Is he still a thing?
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 18:34, archived)
# Oh wait, he quit over a year ago now.
I guess he'd fit in well then, for about 5 seconds :)
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 18:36, archived)
# I take it you've never seen one of his shows then.
He was good in Mouse Hunt and There's Something About Mary though.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 18:53, archived)
# Yeah alright Dom
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 19:31, archived)
# Is Dom that oaf from /links? The vapid, tedious oaf?
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 20:05, archived)
# I think so
Don't really know much about him!
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 20:40, archived)
# 'MouseHunt' is great.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I really have to stop watching the news. It's costing me a fortune.


(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 15:12, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 15:38, archived)
# That's what I want to do to those ignorant retarded cunts that voted leave because they want the immigrants out.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 15:41, archived)
# too mild
they need killing, with fire

again and again

for all eternity
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 19:27, archived)
# How rude.
This used to be a such happy place.

And your comment fairly well shows collectivist totalitarians are all fascist cunts.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 17:04, archived)
# haha ace!
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 15:57, archived)
# totally worth it
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 16:22, archived)
# NWOT - Corbyn is out so I've updated the ties
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 16:44, archived)
# PUNCH EACH OTHER, YOU FUCKING FANNIES!
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 16:49, archived)
# I literally don't know what happens now
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 16:50, archived)
# Well
We're not putting you in charge then.

So much for "Prime Minister Barbie" or "Leader of the Opposition Barbie".
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 16:54, archived)
# Haha I dunno I think I'd be in pretty good company!
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 16:57, archived)
# Fine then, take the job
But if b3tans produce some really quite insulting photoshops of you, don't say you weren't warned.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 18:28, archived)
# Oh yes, very much so
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 20:59, archived)
# Terrible!
#b3xit
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 18:44, archived)
# Nice
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] "Everything is going to plan Master..."
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 14:51, archived)
#
my lord
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 15:30, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 16:22, archived)
# Is there some
Brexit link to 'On the Buses' I'm missing here?
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 20:27, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 21:30, archived)
# The
White Stripes have let themselves go a bit
(, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 22:31, archived)

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