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# It's a cover up. They found Sam's stash.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:03, archived)
# Nothing says "random text" quite like a page from the world's most popular book.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:38, archived)
# Made by a Chinese animation studio
It's an intriguing story, but not the one the media are whipping up
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:44, archived)
# It's all part of China's deal with Russia to destabilise the planet and mess shit up.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:49, archived)
# I hate how well it fits in with current speculation
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:07, archived)
# NWOT
Sam is still trolling the Muslims this morning at the station



(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:40, archived)
# Fake Britain would be all over that flag.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:03, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:47, archived)
# Fireman Sam's dark side.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:49, archived)
# The cold, steely eyes of a killer.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:14, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Spielberg - One word challenge
Trumpocalypse - What's going to happen when he wins
Health and Safety gone mad - wrap the world in cotton wool
Awesome Art - take a piece of art and crank up it's awesome factor to the MAX

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:41, archived)
# I assume that option 4 is 'colour in the lizard' so I'm voting for that please.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:44, archived)
# I'm sure we've had all the others, so "A" please bob.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:08, archived)
# 4 obvs.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:22, archived)
# 'berg
obvs
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:34, archived)
# just so i can post this again
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:12, archived)
# B - Trumpocalypse

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:39, archived)
# Spielberg.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:42, archived)
# A ou D
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:43, archived)
# Anything but A
As it will mean staying away for a week to avoid E.T. pictures! :-/
I will say B
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:26, archived)
# this would be ok though yeah?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:40, archived)
# This is fine :)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 18:08, archived)
# How about this beauty from about ten years back when I was young and shit?


My proudest moment*

* Probably not my proudest moment
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 23:43, archived)
# iii or F
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:22, archived)
# F
because fuck
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:56, archived)
# F
Because art needs more awesomeness
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:28, archived)
# anything but trump
seriously, it could be a week of turds in sombreros, i don't care. just not him.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:29, archived)
# Turds in sombreros?
Isn't that who he's building the wall to stop?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 18:55, archived)
# This should be
Hillary's campaign slogan.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 22:42, archived)
# F as in fatiloquent
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:37, archived)
# Four.
no - ELEVEN
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 20:47, archived)
# I completely put my faith in the democratic system to make the correct choice that will most benefit the nation as a whole.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Spare some catmilk guv?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 1:49, archived)
# That makes me giggle!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 3:05, archived)
# XD
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:38, archived)
# That bridge was known as Galloping Gertie
crossing the Tacoma Narrows, Washington State. www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-zczJXSxnw


They replaced it with a better design, but this place honors the old one. blog.thenewstribune.com/tntdiner/files/2012/07/Hi_j0190_4bb3_2.jpg
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:48, archived)
# brilliant
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 19:20, archived)
# Apparently it is Kubrick Day
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 18:36, archived)
# at least 9 films to spot there btw ;)
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 18:41, archived)
# Lovely
I got 3
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 18:58, archived)
# I got 4.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 19:37, archived)
# make that 6
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 19:45, archived)
# Tenuous pearoast in Mr. Kubrick's honour.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 19:07, archived)
# Brilliant
A steam powered blackberry?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 0:21, archived)
# Awesomes
(I got 6 but I didn't recognise the thingy in his right hand)
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 19:36, archived)
# That's the studded gold dildo from the orgy scene in 'Eyes Wide Shut'
Nicole Kidman takes it right up the shitter.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 21:19, archived)
# Orgy scene? I never lasted that long
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 21:26, archived)
# really close :D
It's a ceremonial staff from EWS, I've not seen the film so don't know where it goes though
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 7:30, archived)
# Nice
I'll start the answers list...

1. Lolita sunglasses
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 19:52, archived)
# 2. Spartacus sandals
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 20:03, archived)
# 3. Shining shirt
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 20:05, archived)
# 4. 2001 Lens
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 21:02, archived)
# 5: Barry Lyndon flintlock
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 21:04, archived)
# 6. C3PO's penis
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 21:04, archived)
# 7. Clockwork Orange codpiece
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 21:21, archived)
# 8. He's standing on the mark of Zorro
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 21:28, archived)
# 9. I think that's Johnny Five peering over his left shoulder
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 21:29, archived)
# 10. Standing on a fake moon
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:57, archived)
# Full Metal Jacket peace badge
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 21:29, archived)
# Oh, and is that the leather glove from Dr Strangelove?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 21:32, archived)
# yep, well done everyone, have an extra biscuit with your tea
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 7:30, archived)
# I've only bloody got one. Full Metal Jacet...ooh...hang on.
Make that two. Revenge of the Ninja. ;)
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 20:15, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 20:48, archived)
# 13:30
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 20:50, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 20:56, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 21:05, archived)
# That is awesome
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 22:20, archived)
# Smashing blouse design!
;)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] This animal skiffle band is coming on

(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 15:40, archived)
# haha the last frame is awesome!
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 15:45, archived)
# I've got the RSPB on hold...
...I'm not hanging up until I know that duck thingy wasn't harmed ;)
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 16:03, archived)
# That poor guy got stuck holding the bill.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 16:04, archived)
# ARMADILLOS!!
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Mucking out with Miley
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 20:51, archived)
# I'm holding my own
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 20:54, archived)
# groovy
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:51, archived)
# Marvellous.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 21:06, archived)
# 'noon
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 15:35, archived)
# *Dobs you into The Sun for dissing Prince George*
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 15:43, archived)
# How have I dissed him?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 17:05, archived)
# Two of the pubes are half length.
Very disrespectful.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 18:25, archived)
# Not that I really give a shit about dissing the Prince,
But I do marvel at how amazingly daft it is to publicly insult the Queen's great grandson when she's the number one benefactor of a charity that pays you handsomely.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 22:31, archived)
# How dare you insult the Prince!

(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 16:03, archived)
# HA! This deserves clickage
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 19:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 21:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 21:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 14:33, archived)
# pair of fucking null hypotheses
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 14:39, archived)
# You shouldn't drink and derive
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 14:42, archived)
# he's quite acuteie
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 15:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 15:10, archived)
# Catch 'em if you Kahn...
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 12:45, archived)
# Man, I watched that "the lobster" movie on the plane yesterday
Why does that movie have good ratings? The whole getting turned into an animal thing goes out the window before the movie is even halfway over, why not just be "we kill you" instead?

Stupid bullshit movie, 2/10
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 14:09, archived)
# Hallo.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 22:11, archived)
# Awwww......giz a kiss.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 23:15, archived)
# I love you the most Jabberwoc
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 19:17, archived)
# No....you put the phone down first.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 20:28, archived)
# o no
:P
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 2:51, archived)
# Hello Pedro
how is everything
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 2:58, archived)
# Ooh hello gorgeous
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 2:57, archived)
# Hi there mofaha
Hope you are well
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I like it!!!!!
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 3:09, archived)
# Photoshopped pics only please.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 16:25, archived)
# Haha!
I seriously think he needs to 'floss' ;)
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 11:12, archived)
# You gave it some serious thought?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 19:18, archived)
# Here comes...
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 15:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 16:32, archived)
# Shit the bed!!
Ha, me and my memory! Soz Toastie ;)
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 16:36, archived)
# Off to the Old B3tans' Home for you
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 18:12, archived)
#
only pawn in app of life
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 18:02, archived)
# likes
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 18:24, archived)
# Harrison Ford has let himself go.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 20:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 21:23, archived)
# Oh god, clicked for effort.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 21:24, archived)
# Sympathy clicks, eh ?
Much better than the ridicule it deserves.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 21:33, archived)
# We like the silly.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 21:36, archived)
# That's good
I was starting to think the stench of failure was never going to come out.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 22:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Dawson!
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 9:21, archived)
# Wondrous tagging!
Took me a while but I eventually found it.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 11:34, archived)
# :D
\0/
(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just have a small pea here :D

(, Tue 26 Jul 2016, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] a good healthy pea
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 15:50, archived)
# Criminal.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] A couple for you.






(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 21:51, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 22:34, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 22:37, archived)
# By Jingo, these are terrific!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea Roast
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 0:57, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 10:25, archived)
# Indeed!

They should join a band
b3ta.com/board/11205245
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 19:42, archived)
# play in a gadda davida!
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 13:31, archived)
# I am liking this
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] And now...the mating call of the adult male honkeron
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 19:38, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 19:51, archived)
# PARP
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 21:34, archived)
# *Squeezes*
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 21:44, archived)
# Spiffy!
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 0:47, archived)
# stern jazz played by serious bird
HELL YEAH!
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 2:22, archived)
# I should have posted my Pea Roast
on this thread - but it also fits on the one above ^^
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 7:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Needs more Bill Clinton I know...
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, show me the way to the next whisky bar
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 14:55, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 15:33, archived)
# oh, don't ask why
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 15:21, archived)
# Mr Mojo RIS-ing?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 23:25, archived)
# Social Movement you say?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 10:35, archived)
# Peas-full protest, you say ?


I'm starting to think I chose the wrong Citizen Smith.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 11:30, archived)
# Is it a type of nudey thing, Father?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] this is Thomas


he appeared with friends in the following...

https://youtu.be/H0aC6WREYtE
(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 23:31, archived)
# He can really hit those Hi Cat cymbals
(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 23:56, archived)
# He's using the snare to help him catch more furry things
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 0:09, archived)
# Can you stop him paradiddling in the hall, please?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 12:32, archived)
# "Ba-da-bom da-bom da da bom bom* "I can feline coming in the air tonight..."
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 13:03, archived)
# peppercorn bing bong
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 9:55, archived)
# word
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 14:00, archived)
# Mrs Browns Boys Live:

(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 14:38, archived)
# facebook.com/delboyonline
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 15:56, archived)
# ^ possible F.B.I. *lure* site
(, Mon 25 Jul 2016, 2:27, archived)
# Bit quiet
(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 21:06, archived)
# And a VERY good evening to you!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 22:01, archived)
# Yo

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 22:23, archived)
# *waves
(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 22:23, archived)
#

(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 22:32, archived)
# Bit gay, mate. As usual.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 23:09, archived)
# Just touching the head is not gay m8
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 10:31, archived)
# Do you mind, you're pushing 2014 into the archive.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 22:50, archived)
# Anything before the referendum is the past
Stop living in the past
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 11:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 22:58, archived)
# Love this one!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 3:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 3:07, archived)
# A b3ta classic©.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 12:33, archived)
# hey sexy

wanna play my pink piccolo?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 18:52, archived)
# always room for one more
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 18:53, archived)
# one more you say?
oh go on then
(, Sun 24 Jul 2016, 18:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 0:21, archived)
# Because I'm with you.
Don't you get it?
I listened to the scanner.
I heard about Whammyburger. Fucking fantastic!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 7:03, archived)
# so, the special sauce is blood?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 14:41, archived)
# What are the chances
of getting the BigMac rare ?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 21:07, archived)
# "This is not what I consider a happy meal"
(, Sat 23 Jul 2016, 23:06, archived)

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