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# LOVE these! Great work.
:D
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 13:59, archived)
# utter genius
have some woo!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 14:51, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 14:51, archived)
# Mental Floss -- B. Kliban
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 14:58, archived)
# Huuge!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 15:42, archived)
# Excellent work. I give it 10 minutes before these are all over Reddit, facebook and Imgur!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 15:42, archived)
# These are fab!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 15:45, archived)
# Haha, great
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 16:10, archived)
# can we add semtex to the real thing?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 16:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 17:06, archived)
# This could be the one thing that brings him down!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 17:25, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 17:59, archived)
# It might not be the greatest warning against him but it's certainly a red flag
And blue, and yellow...
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 18:16, archived)
# Fascist semaphor
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 19:55, archived)
# #infest
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 20:29, archived)
# Haha very nice
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 20:30, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 18:09, archived)
# I owe you a pint. Or an obscure film on Blu-Ray.
Your call.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 20:43, archived)
# *in awe*
#10 especially
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 21:31, archived)
# He's really very skilled with those
potential career change if the whole world leader letting the planet burn thing doesn't work out
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 22:20, archived)
# you made 25 of these?
25?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 23:33, archived)
# yeah, they only take a couple of minutes each and there are so many source photos of that hand pose crossed with him pulling a funny face
plus it seemed to make people laugh, so why not?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 7:31, archived)
# they're good
but, you had a go at me on links for posting just a couple of things that showed Hillary in a negative light. "aren't you UK based? I always assumed you were, but you seem very invested in Trump as if you are voting". I just wanted to point that out. I posted about 3 or 4 links in about 2 weeks.

(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 15:41, archived)
# I think there's a slight difference between photoshopping flags coming out of someones nose for giggles
and posting conspiracy theorist videos about podium lamps, demanding people say what they think it is 'because it's fishy'

I'm not posting these as a political point or believe he actually keeps flags up his nose.
If Hilary does a specific, repetitive hand gesture and face gurn that befits something being pulled out of her nose then by all means photoshop lots of those to balance out the political playing field.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 15:52, archived)
# yeah that ONE link
sure.
and what are we on now 35? keep kidding yourself mate. lol, 35.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 16:04, archived)
# seriously, this isn't political
it's a funny face/hand combo that I just ran with.
200,000 likes on Facebook, 300,000 Twitter hits, it's amazing what tickles people
Also just finishing 45-50, but that's the lot, I'm tiring of the experiment
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 16:11, archived)
# it is political
the sheer number of anti Trump posts you make vs anti Hillary, clearly it is. not a problem for me, but don't go around accusing me of what you yourself do. That's not cool or true, and I don't appreciate the underhanded way you did it either tbh.

I'm not looking to fall out with anyone here, I'm clearly getting flack for pointing out the hypocrisy on this site.
I'm not sure what you mean by the internet points.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 16:35, archived)
# it isn't a political statement
he's just an easy comedy target, a larger than life character with a wealth of online reference pictures to play with.
He's no different to other B3ta favourites, Brian Blessed, Smug Bloke, Freebase, Prince Charles, etc
If balance is an issue, how come when I've posted "anti" Boris Johnson pictures you've never demanded I post anti Emily Thornberry ones?
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 16:50, archived)
# Well the good news, as you said yourself, is that it's not a problem for you :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 22:57, archived)
# tl;dr Definitely not supporter of Trump visits site full of Trump criticism, gets upset, leaves 5eva
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 10:59, archived)
# LS18 Lives!!
Oh, it's gone now :(
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 21:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Fucking hell
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 1:01, archived)
# I love em.
I love that there's fucking load of em.

That best possible thing would be for you to post all of them, and then for Donald to get the hump and call you a spastic on Twitter.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 11:45, archived)
# That would be a badge of honour
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 13:42, archived)
# Utter class!
A salute to your hummus, Sir!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 15:41, archived)
# Them's a lot of candles!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 16:00, archived)
# Bloody Nora, you are not wrong!
I didn't even know there is a celebratory gif for b3ta-birthdays now. Holy coincidence, Batman!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 17:35, archived)
# how lovely to see such elderly lurkers up and about ;)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 17:57, archived)
# alright old-timer
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 23:39, archived)
# I've logged back in for the first time
in $YEARS just to woo, yay and indeed hoopla this.

(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 17:23, archived)
# wow, you ARE old!
Thank you very much for going to the trouble :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 17:26, archived)
# well deserved
sah!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 17:53, archived)
# Hello hello and we'll done!!
Also logging in for the first time in ages
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 19:39, archived)
# Yay! more old folk
*group hugs*
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 19:42, archived)
# These are brilliant!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 0:15, archived)
# Already seeing these bouncing around the socialwebs
Good work Toasty :)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 9:04, archived)
# Also logging in for the first time in ages
Simply to Like this and thank you for the laughs!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 9:30, archived)
# Was browsing Imgur...
imgur.com/gallery/is3qu
Uncredited natch!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 11:08, archived)
# they do
If you read to the end of their post. But yeah it's still naughty :)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 11:14, archived)
# At least it's not a tag cropper.
(though the rubbish compression seems to have made HT's tag unreadable at times)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 16:59, archived)
# pure genius :D
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 12:47, archived)
# saw this pottering around on facebook.
Needs an "as seen on b3ta" tag. Can't hurt.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 20:19, archived)
# Is this the "old posters coming back to say hello" thread?
If so, hello everyone. If not, please ignore this post. Thank you.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 21:32, archived)
# Brilliant smashing
It's not just yay it is a woo
It has just popped up to say hello
And now I go back down below
...

Houpla

(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 0:33, archived)
# .
Brilliant!
(, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 21:50, archived)
# Where do you get all the different flag-pics from?
Just wondering....
I mean the actual flags in different angles and positions...
(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 8:32, archived)
#
Ha ha ha Christ when will you twats give up on this once-decent website?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 17:36, archived)
# *HUGS*
(, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] "You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent."
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Roboplop :)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 13:38, archived)
# That's the one
From Dr. Poo
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 13:46, archived)
# Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, pick up the dogdirt
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 13:54, archived)
# love it
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 13:59, archived)
# Clever!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 15:46, archived)
# Played by one fine contortionist
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 16:23, archived)
# hahahaha
all smoke and mirrors
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 16:49, archived)
# TURDIS.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 12:42, archived)
# I hate that duck?!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 13:12, archived)
# Aww, how could you!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 13:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 23:17, archived)
# ah proper lols out of me for this one. I'm saving this!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 13:19, archived)
# Psychedelic dildo partyyyy
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 13:50, archived)
# Why all the hate on here this week? ;)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 14:58, archived)
# it''s only love, Pedro
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 18:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Dobermann Mincers


More characteristics than body parts but meh - worth a pea anyway
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Another pea! ;)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 11:31, archived)
# Master Shep?
Poor Greg hasn't has his pudding yet
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Love the toilet roll holder. Have an old pea

(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 12:18, archived)
# I believe in the books,
Clifford is made of erectile tissue, and gains his size when people stroke him.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 12:55, archived)
# It all makes sense now!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 12:58, archived)
# red rocket red rocket
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 13:18, archived)
# OH ET YOU'RE SO BIG
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 14:52, archived)
# Also: thankfully I've forgotten the theme tune
because it's a vicious ear-worm.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 14:52, archived)
# so well rendered :)
laughed my arse off
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 12:53, archived)
# Still veh gut
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] get down, shep!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 2:05, archived)
# Haha fuck
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 2:44, archived)
# needs more rowing machine
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 2:45, archived)
# Spit the Dog meets the Feebles
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 2:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 7:44, archived)
# Arf
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 9:24, archived)
# jesus!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] "Daddy, Daddy... what about this rescue dog???"


"Just step back from the cage darling. Do it now, but do it slowly..."
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 23:49, archived)
# woof

not my work so I am not entering the challenge with it.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 8:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Thom Yorkie
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 22:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Germaine shepherd
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] dial 1 for inspector retch or dial 2 for spew-jo, dial 3 to repeat these options, or just hang up.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 18:26, archived)
# This is too much like seamhorses!!!


EDIT:
PS: WOO!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 20:54, archived)
# I no rite
it's an abomination
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 21:04, archived)
# he's subverting the form
taking a magnifying glass to the idiosyncrasies of the accepted [non fucklift] art ...taking that convention, reforming that convention, moulding that convention into a new direction and then eating that, digesting and converting that into a new non conventional convention, one that is at one time convenient and convincing. You portmanteau.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 22:31, archived)
# ^ raising awareness right here
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 22:33, archived)
# ya, well, like...
duh.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 23:02, archived)
# so, basically, we'd be looking at 'art poop'?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 1:20, archived)
# /board <-
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 7:47, archived)
# poop art
Like Jasper Pongs, Edward Pooper, Andy Sorehole and Eduardo Poolotzi
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 9:40, archived)
# Ginger Baker
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 17:56, archived)
# CUNT
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 18:34, archived)
# Calm down blondie
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 18:48, archived)
# Ginger breads
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 18:39, archived)
# No No No!!!!! but close
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 18:49, archived)
# You know....
you hang some dog-legs out of those breads and you can submit it as a challenge entry
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] You are brilliant!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 20:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 21:21, archived)
# HAHA!!!!!!!! YOU ARE BRILLIANT!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 21:23, archived)
# *blushes*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 21:33, archived)
#
*urinates*
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 1:20, archived)
# He'll be adding that to his hidden folder
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 23:15, archived)
# haha fucking laughed silly at this one :D
top work Pedrosis
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 12:55, archived)
# Nom nom nom nom nom nom
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 16:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 16:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 16:42, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 21:20, archived)
# offensive
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 17:02, archived)
# But not far beside the truth
eh?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 21:05, archived)
# I've seen that dog somewhere before....

(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 21:35, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 22:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 22:18, archived)
# XD
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 0:23, archived)
# @atomic
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 16:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 16:46, archived)
#

(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 18:40, archived)
# surreal gold
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 12:57, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Funny that this is this week's compo
As I just photographed this in my street


100% TRUTH
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 16:07, archived)
# REAL DOG THURSDAY IS SHITE. GIVE IT UP.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I might have to get off my lazy butt and click the little red 'Paint Shop Pro' icon this week.
In the meantime, have a pea...

(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 16:17, archived)
# Yes, yes you might

(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 16:26, archived)
# Kirks having a good ole time!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Now 3 old ones and 1 RIP
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:03, archived)
# i may have to watch some of these again
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:52, archived)
# Paws up who likes me
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 16:00, archived)
# Nice! and cute
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] that's the spirit, thing. lend a hand.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:02, archived)
# Best upcoming metal act.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] woof

(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:05, archived)
# woink?
squeaoof?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:10, archived)
# Nice idea
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:15, archived)
# that's cracking :D
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 14:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 17:16, archived)
# ah that's fucked mate!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] THIS TOOK AGES
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 14:58, archived)
# this compo has saved b3ta
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:09, archived)
# That's a Classic right there!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:00, archived)
# Tom Bark?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 16:19, archived)
# Adam Sandler?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 16:26, archived)
# mum?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] My dog's got no.. Ahh - nevermind
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] ... but how can he see?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Ovious third...

(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Low quality post because I want some candles.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 14:33, archived)
# candles

(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 14:39, archived)
# fuck! candles!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 20:20, archived)
# thirteen candles
it's like three times better than fork handles
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 23:07, archived)
# and then add one
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 23:07, archived)
#
I suppose it could be unlucky but I've missed every b3taday until now.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] SIT! . . . bitch!

(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 13:32, archived)
# Finally, a useful application for SCIENCE™
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 13:55, archived)
# that's all kinds of wrong!
ALL KINDS!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 13:58, archived)
# Bloody hell
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 14:30, archived)
# Hells bells!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 14:34, archived)
# and now i need to listen to AC/DC
(, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 15:37, archived)

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