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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - POSTER ART

We're going all cultured and arty again with a trip back to La Belle Époque and the illustrative wonders of early advertising.
B3ta up some Poster Art like what you have here and here.
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[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry] grande femme
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# :D
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# *claps*
EDIT - goodness you can almost see her Folie Bergere!
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# peasant
en france, c'est rideaux de boeuf
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# haha!
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# you can almost see her chuff too!
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#
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# Oh nice
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# HOORAY
(, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 7:44, archived)
# Glad this won - lots of scope
and nice first entry God / Happy Toast.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:14, archived)
# oh I see...
that's how it is yeah?
(, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:15, archived)
# Glad to see that my recent link has given rise to a Challenge!
First time that has happened in folking 15 years...
(, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 5:48, archived)
# Thumbs up for Len Fairclough!
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#
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# When I walk past this building site in Manchester I see this.
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# :)
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# It must be terrifying in real life
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#
Manchester?
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# HA!
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# It must have been one of those fireballs that set alight the flats next door on NYE.
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# ‘King of Kong’ Star Stripped of High Scores, Banned From Competition.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 16:51, archived)
# "Stonking, Fuckin' Stonking"
Kevin McCloud


٭ Θ҃҃҄҂҆҇҆ӻԓֶ֯֘֙צهٛٮٵٴۀ۔ۦᵌᵖᵻᵼᶞᶤ᷂᷾᷾᷾ṋ῏ῒ῁ι᾿῝῾´`‎‎‎   ₔₔₔ
(, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 17:59, archived)
# Haha funneh
(, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:29, archived)
# Press button to start.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 17:39, archived)
# Oh, very nicely done
(, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 17:52, archived)
# you put such work into these
it's lovely
(, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 18:08, archived)
# Has the wife left you or something rob?
I've seen more from you in the past week than in all the years I've been around the place!
(, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 18:50, archived)
# I'm having one of my sporadic turns where i go "b3ta is great, I'm an idiot not doing with more it"
(, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:11, archived)
# Good luck with that.
As regards the newsletter, why not get a serf unpaid apprentice to do it?

I'm not averse to a couple of quid a month (despite being more than I pay for actual news), but I'm reticent to get into Patreon because I know I'd end up donating to loads of other things too.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:24, archived)
# I'd happily help with it for nowt.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:16, archived)
# Did you deliberately mess with the navkeys?
The 'cycle through new posts' isn't working right.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:02, archived)
# Super
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# Nice
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# marvellous
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# Succinct :)
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# Superb
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# Smashing!
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# Top stuff
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# And in full...
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# I'm not sure which bits I photoshopped now

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#
I've recently learned that 'the kids' now call a putter a 'flat stick'. For some reason this has bothered me enormously.
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# one is small, the other is far away
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# just like Jeromy beadles hands
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# one is burnt, the other is burned
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#
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# Nice
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[challenge entry] "Russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at Syria. Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice and new and “smart!”
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[challenge entry] Haha
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# *does sick*
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# Barbie, I hope you're proud of yourself. See what you've done.
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# little bit, yeah
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# he just wants to feel the power between his legs
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# MODS!!!!
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#
Armageddon outta here
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# I just watched this interview with Oliver Stone on that sort of thing. Pretty interesting.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:33, archived)
# Are you going to arrest me, detective?
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# I've never seen i robot, is it any good?
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# Yeah it's worth a watch, if you can tolerate Will Smith...
It's only very loosely based on the I Robot story "The Caves of Steel" by Isaac Asimov
(, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:55, archived)
# "Tolerate" is the key word there.
It's not a bad story if you don't already know what the zeroth law is all about, but Will Smith damn near ruins the film.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:39, archived)
# Ex Machina, if you haven't seen it.
'I Robot' is uneventful popcorn.
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# ^
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# I have seen it.
It wasn't particularly memorable to be honest (and you could see the twist from a mile away).

Arrival still holds the title for the best sci-fi film I've seen recently.
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# i bought it last week
but it was from poundland, so make of that what you will
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# You go to Poundland
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# You don't know how to stream stuff off the internets
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# This image by Maddox sums it up quite nicely
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# roundtine
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#
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# waaaaaaait a minute.....


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#
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# gnarly.
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# Zalgo old chum!
It's been far too long!
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# Oh jesus
that's uncanny
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# Zuckerbot err:\ [moisturecapacity] Full.
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#
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# Vessel malfunction, humanity simulation shield at 12%. Abort data collection mission, Abort
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# wow all these are great
you've piled into this one
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# just trying to avoid starting work today
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# Seems reasonable.
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# All wanked out?
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# ^ this
lovely stuff
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# hehe
ZuckBot Pilots always smell so badly when initiating facial decompression.
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# I like this Zuckerborg triptych :)
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# Zuckergnops
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# Looks good on him
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# looks like Nicholas Lyndhurst
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# David Cameron?


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# Arf
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# Easily confused.
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# maybe one more for good measure
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# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Political Sitcoms - The new Roseanne is a bit Trumpy, rework other sitcoms to be Tory/Labour/Other mouthpieces
Poster Art - Celebrate La Belle Epoque and monkey with these prints www.flickr.com/photos/69184488
Zuckerberg - Lots of pictures of him looking like a robot in court, might as well make use of them
Food Wars - doughnuts versus eclairs, strawberries versus raspberries, Coco Pops versus Brie.

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# Zuckerberg
Topical and there’s a lot of scope
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# Suckmyberg
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# Poster Art please m'lud
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# Poster art
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# Posterrrrrrrrr Aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
please
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# posterz
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# Poster Art please!
I'd love to see some b3tan versions of those posters, many millions of times more than I'd want to see Zuckmyballs, or Robert Lindsay photoshopped into Tory peer The Right Honourable Sir Wolfred Smith, MEP for the hundredth time.
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# Food wars
I have about ten years worth of stuff to pearoast.
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# Food posters?
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# F
...ood Wars PLZ
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# Looks like we're gonna need a bigger bandwagon
this week
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# Whack-a-berg.
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# *Chortles*
It's really quite odd how much he looks like Beaker.
Edit :
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# Haha
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# I'm picturing him as Scrooge McDuck, taking a swim in his vast collection of worthless, out of date and fictitious data.
I reckon the only thing he has that IS worth something is your browsing history collected via cookies, and that's only worth more than another site's if you go out of your way to give it extra data to be paired up with.
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# By the way I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about
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# Yet again
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# Beautifully done
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# Amaze
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# I have no words
other than Bravo.
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# Necromancer Zark Fuckerberg controls humanity with his medieval spell-book made of faces...
confirmed
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# My gf (who's a battlestar fan) doesn't get this...
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# I get the joke and I've really only seen the 1970s/80s Mormons In Space stuff
We need to make this /cheeseboard. All in favour say "Om nyom nyom".
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[challenge entry] How about cheese AND flight?
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# Everything seems in order here
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# That's the proper tool for cheese.
In the UK you'll sometimes get those strange implements to garotte slabs of cheese with
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# You're not dissing the leerdammer, are you?
*eyes suspiciously*
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#

I also think BSG when I see Leerdammer
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[challenge entry] better out than in
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[challenge entry] Jim-Bo!

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[challenge entry] Two Panel Celebrity Name Joke
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# also brilliant
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# Excellent! :D
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[challenge entry] Filth!
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# Hahaha
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# air force one just grabs 'em by the drogue
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# :)
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# brilliant
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# :D
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#
Poor Jimbo. But his days with the "Jet-Set" (plane lingo for a gang bang) were going to back fire on him one day.
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# Quality
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#
She's definitely up to her engines in it.
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