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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - POSTER ART
We're going all cultured and arty again with a trip back to La Belle Époque and the illustrative wonders of early advertising. B3ta up some Poster Art like what you have here and here .
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:54,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:55,
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grande femme
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:51,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:55,
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*claps*
EDIT - goodness you can almost see her Folie Bergere!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:17,
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peasant
en france, c'est rideaux de boeuf
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:30,
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haha!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:31,
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you can almost see her chuff too!
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:46,
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 14:46,
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Oh nice
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rob ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:14,
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HOORAY
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 13 Apr 2018, 7:44,
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Glad this won - lots of scope
and nice first entry God / Happy Toast.
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rob ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:14,
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oh I see...
that's how it is yeah?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:15,
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Glad to see that my recent link has given rise to a Challenge!
First time that has happened in folking 15 years...
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tubaman ,
Fri 13 Apr 2018, 5:48,
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Thumbs up for Len Fairclough!
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:34,
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 15:25,
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When I walk past this building site in Manchester I see this.
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Hei Poro "Hello Reindeer" in Finnish ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:42,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:49,
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It must be terrifying in real life
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:56,
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Manchester?
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ohidunno ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 23:08,
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HA!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:18,
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It must have been one of those fireballs that set alight the flats next door on NYE.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 0:04,
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‘King of Kong’ Star Stripped of High Scores, Banned From Competition.
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 16:51,
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"Stonking, Fuckin' Stonking"
Kevin McCloud ٭ Θ҃҃҄҂҆҇҆ӻԓֶ֯֘֙צهٛٮٵٴۀ۔ۦᵌᵖᵻᵼᶞᶤ᷂᷾᷾᷾ṋ῏ῒ῁ι᾿῝῾´` ₔₔₔ
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R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately! ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 17:59,
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Haha funneh
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:29,
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Press button to start.
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 17:39,
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Oh, very nicely done
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 17:52,
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you put such work into these
it's lovely
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rob ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 18:08,
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Has the wife left you or something rob?
I've seen more from you in the past week than in all the years I've been around the place!
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jonbob loves you ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 18:50,
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I'm having one of my sporadic turns where i go "b3ta is great, I'm an idiot not doing with more it"
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rob ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:11,
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Good luck with that.
As regards the newsletter, why not get a serf unpaid apprentice to do it? I'm not averse to a couple of quid a month (despite being more than I pay for actual news), but I'm reticent to get into Patreon because I know I'd end up donating to loads of other things too.
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jonbob loves you ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:24,
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I'd happily help with it for nowt.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again ,
Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:16,
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Did you deliberately mess with the navkeys?
The 'cycle through new posts' isn't working right.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:02,
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Super
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 18:23,
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Nice
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 18:59,
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marvellous
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:04,
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Succinct :)
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:04,
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Superb
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 23:29,
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Smashing!
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simbosan is too tired ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 2:43,
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Top stuff
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 7:45,
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And in full...
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:04,
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I'm not sure which bits I photoshopped now
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:26,
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I've recently learned that 'the kids' now call a putter a 'flat stick'. For some reason this has bothered me enormously.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:28,
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one is small, the other is far away
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:57,
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just like Jeromy beadles hands
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 18:58,
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one is burnt, the other is burned
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 19:33,
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:14,
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Nice
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:30,
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"Russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at Syria. Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice and new and “smart!”
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:48,
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Haha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:53,
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*does sick*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:02,
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Barbie, I hope you're proud of yourself. See what you've done.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:19,
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little bit, yeah
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:32,
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he just wants to feel the power between his legs
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 17:11,
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MODS!!!!
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gijoel ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 23:53,
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Armageddon outta here
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:16,
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I just watched this interview with Oliver Stone on that sort of thing. Pretty interesting.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:33,
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Are you going to arrest me, detective?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:27,
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I've never seen i robot, is it any good?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:49,
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Yeah it's worth a watch, if you can tolerate Will Smith...
It's only very loosely based on the I Robot story "The Caves of Steel" by Isaac Asimov
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:55,
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"Tolerate" is the key word there.
It's not a bad story if you don't already know what the zeroth law is all about, but Will Smith damn near ruins the film.
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jonbob loves you ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:39,
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Ex Machina, if you haven't seen it.
'I Robot' is uneventful popcorn.
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:24,
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I have seen it.
It wasn't particularly memorable to be honest (and you could see the twist from a mile away). Arrival still holds the title for the best sci-fi film I've seen recently.
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jonbob loves you ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 23:02,
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i bought it last week
but it was from poundland, so make of that what you will
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:05,
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You go to Poundland
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 23:49,
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You don't know how to stream stuff off the internets
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 0:11,
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This image by Maddox sums it up quite nicely
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scoshi pretending to diet since ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:54,
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roundtine
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 18:08,
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:24,
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waaaaaaait a minute.....
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 13:33,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:05,
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gnarly.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:45,
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Zalgo old chum!
It's been far too long!
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The Togaboy The world will end on ,
Thu 12 Apr 2018, 3:36,
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Oh jesus
that's uncanny
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:22,
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Zuckerbot err:\ [moisturecapacity] Full.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:42,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:44,
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Vessel malfunction, humanity simulation shield at 12%. Abort data collection mission, Abort
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:21,
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wow all these are great
you've piled into this one
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rob ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:23,
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just trying to avoid starting work today
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:28,
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Seems reasonable.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 13:05,
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All wanked out?
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jonbob loves you ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:54,
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^ this
lovely stuff
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:29,
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hehe
ZuckBot Pilots always smell so badly when initiating facial decompression.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:04,
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I like this Zuckerborg triptych :)
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:27,
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Zuckergnops
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@man move along, nothing to see here on ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:02,
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Looks good on him
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 17:13,
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looks like Nicholas Lyndhurst
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sithemong ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 18:42,
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David Cameron?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 19:50,
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Arf
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:53,
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Easily confused.
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Gyck Ryder ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:05,
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maybe one more for good measure
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LS18 ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 8:41,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Political Sitcoms - The new Roseanne is a bit Trumpy, rework other sitcoms to be Tory/Labour/Other mouthpiecesPoster Art - Celebrate La Belle Epoque and monkey with these prints www.flickr.com/photos/69184488 Zuckerberg - Lots of pictures of him looking like a robot in court, might as well make use of themFood Wars - doughnuts versus eclairs, strawberries versus raspberries, Coco Pops versus Brie.
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 8:22,
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Zuckerberg
Topical and there’s a lot of scope
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rob ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 8:58,
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Suckmyberg
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 9:03,
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Poster Art please m'lud
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 9:07,
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Poster art
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 9:11,
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Posterrrrrrrrr Aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
please
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 9:37,
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posterz
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 9:59,
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Poster Art please!
I'd love to see some b3tan versions of those posters, many millions of times more than I'd want to see Zuckmyballs, or Robert Lindsay photoshopped into Tory peer The Right Honourable Sir Wolfred Smith, MEP for the hundredth time.
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:19,
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Food wars
I have about ten years worth of stuff to pearoast.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:52,
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Food posters?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:39,
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F
...ood Wars PLZ
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:14,
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Looks like we're gonna need a bigger bandwagon
this week
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:04,
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Whack-a-berg.
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 22:26,
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*Chortles*
It's really quite odd how much he looks like Beaker. Edit :
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 22:47,
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Haha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 2:29,
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I'm picturing him as Scrooge McDuck, taking a swim in his vast collection of worthless, out of date and fictitious data.
I reckon the only thing he has that IS worth something is your browsing history collected via cookies, and that's only worth more than another site's if you go out of your way to give it extra data to be paired up with.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 22:56,
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By the way I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 22:59,
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Yet again
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 22:59,
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Beautifully done
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rob ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 23:44,
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Amaze
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 0:09,
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I have no words
other than Bravo.
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Cock ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 1:47,
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Necromancer Zark Fuckerberg controls humanity with his medieval spell-book made of faces...
confirmed
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_le_shat ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 8:14,
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My gf (who's a battlestar fan) doesn't get this...
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MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 21:33,
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I get the joke and I've really only seen the 1970s/80s Mormons In Space stuff
We need to make this /cheeseboard. All in favour say "Om nyom nyom".
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 21:42,
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How about cheese AND flight?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 22:05,
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Everything seems in order here
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 22:51,
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That's the proper tool for cheese.
In the UK you'll sometimes get those strange implements to garotte slabs of cheese with
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 22:42,
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You're not dissing the leerdammer, are you?
*eyes suspiciously*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 22:04,
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I also think BSG when I see Leerdammer
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 22:17,
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Jim-Bo!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 21:28,
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Two Panel Celebrity Name Joke
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 21:31,
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also brilliant
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rob ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 21:37,
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Excellent! :D
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RoboJo ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 23:13,
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Filth!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 21:32,
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Hahaha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 22:06,
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:)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 7:47,
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brilliant
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rob ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 21:36,
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:D
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 22:06,
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Poor Jimbo. But his days with the "Jet-Set" (plane lingo for a gang bang) were going to back fire on him one day.
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LokiMD ,
Tue 10 Apr 2018, 22:47,
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Quality
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 2:23,
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She's definitely up to her engines in it.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 11 Apr 2018, 7:21,
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