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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 7:53, archived)

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:14, archived)

Banned?

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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:22, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:31, archived)

Bampersand?

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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 18:12, archived)

ton-sur-ton

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:07, archived)

Say what you see. Say what you see.

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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:32, archived)

:))))))

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:52, archived)

ffs

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:07, archived)

youtu.be/YtW-axpAZCs

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:51, archived)

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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 4:50, archived)

Just found out tacks are called push-pins and drawing pins in the UK.

*cough*... 9_9

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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 5:04, archived)

I don't think I've ever heard or seen them called "push-pins", maybe it's a regional thing.

Although this cunt is just hedging his bets.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 18 Jan 2019, 6:48, archived)

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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 6:57, archived)

BOLLOCKS

this is. clearly pull-pins they are.

(davyclam, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 20:57, archived)

I see your George Tackeye, and raise you a Pierce Orbsnan

/seams

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 18 Jan 2019, 7:58, archived)

Ha!

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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:02, archived)

George Map-pin Peeper

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 18 Jan 2019, 6:49, archived)

Jorje Chinche de Ojo

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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 7:00, archived)

OH MYEYE

(97800, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 7:22, archived)

*golf clap*

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 18 Jan 2019, 7:51, archived)

yay!

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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 7:54, archived)

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:08, archived)

sophisticated!

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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:25, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 2:33, archived)

i say... beep

beep

(ozof, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 6:27, archived)

Cross-party talks going well.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:18, archived)

We should take great pride in the fact that British politics will never run out of punchable faces.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:36, archived)

Fictional physical assault of politicians is OK, I think

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 18 Jan 2019, 0:08, archived)

wasn't a lot of usvsth3m doing that?

(horrid, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 0:45, archived)

And see where that got them

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 0:58, archived)

It's all fun and games until an MP gets murdered on the street by a fascist psychopath

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:10, archived)

I was thinking more "They get cancelled by the Mirror", but if you want to blame rob for murder...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 14:46, archived)

Wasn't so long ago a mild slap-a-politician game genuinely seemed harmless

simpler times

(horrid, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 17:58, archived)

French Alert

...pour encourager les autres.

excuse my cedillas.

(davyclam, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 20:59, archived)

POB

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:53, archived)

That's a quick way to check if someone is having a stroke.

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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 3:22, archived)

This is like the visual equivalent of HappyToast's jumping pylon

I can almost swear it's animating....

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:24, archived)

I don't know how to animate, sadly.

Maybe I'll give it a go this weekend. Something to distract me from my Monday deadline.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:09, archived)

He's fine!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:33, archived)

That steering handles like it was put in by an Indian!

(97800, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:34, archived)

Racing away before he gets slitty-eyed.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:39, archived)

I can't stand them with their slanty eyes

Oh, I'm sorry, I meant italics

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Varmint, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:27, archived)

topical repost

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:44, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:08, archived)

BRILLIANT

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 23:26, archived)

HAHA, Excellent!

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Q4nobody, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 11:54, archived)

classic b3ta

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 17:50, archived)

You could make a few quid from the news services, nobody else seems to have actual footage

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:43, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:44, archived)

HaHa! He Phlipped!

I'll get my coat then...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:03, archived)

well i liked it

(horrid, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 0:42, archived)

Perfect!

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:17, archived)

A Woo, a Yay, and indeed, a Houpla!

I can't hear the swearing from here, "Oh Bloody Hell, Damn, Damn, Damn... Bugger!"

(AdrianJ, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 23:12, archived)

Ha!

You cannot kill what does not live

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 18 Jan 2019, 6:10, archived)

Wheeeeeeeee!

splendid stuff :)

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:45, archived)

Oh that's bad.

But it's really really good....

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:51, archived)

Hahaha!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 14:20, archived)

Too funny

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willmod, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 14:35, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 1:34, archived)

Seamless.

Click for bigger (231 kb)

(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:30, archived)

hahah proper b3ta

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:54, archived)

(97800, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:33, archived)

shopped images only etc

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:18, archived)

Excellent!

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:49, archived)

lol

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 18:09, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:33, archived)

Haha!

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:02, archived)

Yes

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:49, archived)

Excellent!

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Q4nobody, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 11:58, archived)

I blame Happosai

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:56, archived)

So do I...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:01, archived)

great, now I have Timon and Pumba singing in my head

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 18:37, archived)

textbook vagina dentata

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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:55, archived)

#infest

(97800, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:55, archived)

I thought this might be a decent movie

I was wrong

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:13, archived)

Very

Very
Wrong

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:13, archived)

docudramas aren't for everyone

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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 22:01, archived)

This morning in Downing Street.....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:33, archived)

Proof that it's not only great minds that think alike...

Monkeon beat me to it.

(AdrianJ, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 3:54, archived)

ha ha ha ha

(gijoel, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 6:53, archived)

if i’m honest, yours was more satisfying

(ozof, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 8:01, archived)

^this^

and quicker

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 10:16, archived)

fuck it *continues fapping*

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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:06, archived)

In for a penny...

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:23, archived)

Phwoar

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 22:14, archived)

I had a pirate copy of a strip poker game on the Atari ST,

where, if you played past the level where the model got completely naked, she took off her skin to reveal herself as a cyborg...

My search-fu is weak tonight, so I've not been able to find any reference to it online...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 22:57, archived)

I was going to suggest Blue Angel 69,

but a search shows that 90s sexy robot puzzle games weren't limited to this.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 23:22, archived)

Maybe you imagined it.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 16 Jan 2019, 23:30, archived)

Definitely not...

I've just had a look through release lists for Pompey Pirates and Automation (major players on the ST pirate scene), and whilst there are some likely-looking candidates, I still can't find any definite proof online (and I'm not about to install an emu, download the disks and give them a play-through at this time of night...).

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 0:22, archived)

Fuck, found it...

A bit more dodgy than I remember it...! (NSFW implied)

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 0:35, archived)

encore

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 0:42, archived)

*installs emu*

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 0:35, archived)

*uninstalls emu*

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 0:38, archived)

RodHullLife

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 0:43, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:59, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 7:02, archived)

The Batspeeder

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:50, archived)

Take my money now

(gijoel, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:00, archived)

Noice!

cocknose too!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:03, archived)

I hope it has the same anti-theft device as the original...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:05, archived)

An old man and two droids pissing oil?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:18, archived)

I can't actually find any footage of it,

But it was a switch labelled "anti-theft button" that had a flip-down cover labelled "Start button" for when it was parked...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:34, archived)

Well this is all of the sexy

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:06, archived)

Well this just works very well doesn't it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:18, archived)

That's awesome =)

(Sherbs, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:25, archived)

Concur

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 22:39, archived)

Smart!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 1:47, archived)

wow cool

I did a model t one

Click for bigger (145 kb)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 1:58, archived)

I like that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 18:42, archived)

I REALLY want one of those

Could be an image challenge - "MERGE FILMS"

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 11:18, archived)

This is very nice!

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:31, archived)

Thanks all! \o/

(super busy painting)
I sure wish I had a Batspeeder though!...Coolest thing ever! :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 3:43, archived)

Corbyn 'strategy' in summary

Is he a hard brexiteer at heart? Or just like a stormtrooper with a gun and an easy target?

(LokiMD, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:47, archived)

Old Skool action!

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Ninj, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:12, archived)

What race-matching algorithm did you use?

(97800, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:21, archived)

Steven Seagal is a alien BEWARE!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:45, archived)

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:37, archived)

Goddamn whitewashing

#ThemToo

… not that I'm referring to our darker-skinned co-humans as "them", you understand.

Oh shit, I just did. Can this account be banned too please?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 16 Jan 2019, 23:31, archived)

Cannot unsee

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:59, archived)

Lol

(Sherbs, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:26, archived)

may hangs on again

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 6:48, archived)

Don't scratch it, you mug.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:46, archived)

brill

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:47, archived)

Sleazy Rider!

Woo!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:52, archived)

Fantastic

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:55, archived)

Hahaha!

That's great

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:56, archived)

Hahaha!

WOO Cap'n :)

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Ninj, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:43, archived)

This is B3ta at it's best

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:15, archived)

it is

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 17 Jan 2019, 11:14, archived)

Splendid.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 17 Jan 2019, 11:16, archived)

I keep watching..

..What's he bumping into before he disappears through the door?

(cooters Long Time Lurker, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:52, archived)

He crashes into the front steps.

The weird object in the foreground, (and to the right of the steps), is a shirtless Mark Wahlberg shielding the rest of the family after they've all dived out of the way.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:55, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:33, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:46, archived)

Hehe

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:55, archived)

:-)

You were only supposed to blow the bloody eurosceptics off!

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:57, archived)

Disgusting

(97800, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:47, archived)

I hope she's breakdancing in that last frame...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:13, archived)

This is fucking BRILLIANT!

I've seen a lot of attempts to sum up the whole debacle, but this is perfect!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 21:36, archived)

Plan B has been mailed to MPs, government hoping for greater acceptance this time

Click for bigger (135 kb)

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:21, archived)

Ah, bugger.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:47, archived)

that's the way to get democracy through

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:48, archived)

If it doesn't load first time, turn the tape recorder up to eleven.

(AdrianJ, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:47, archived)

Woo!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 17:28, archived)

>_eat gandalf

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:06, archived)

Then how you going to fuck him?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:49, archived)

Don't you do foreplay?

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:37, archived)

Usually afterwards.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:46, archived)

909!

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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:32, archived)

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Q4nobody, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:16, archived)

My preciousss....

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/andy-serkis-gollum-theresa-may-brexit-deal-vote-lord-of-the-rings-a8675661.html

and now

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/andy-serkis-theresa-may-gollum-video-brexit-vote-bohemian-rhapsody-a8731281.html

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 17:00, archived)

Skills.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 17:19, archived)

Haha

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 17:24, archived)

haha!!!

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:09, archived)

Crackin'

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 17 Jan 2019, 11:18, archived)

ARE THEY DONE YET

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:10, archived)

I always like these

(horrid, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:19, archived)

cheers

I thoroughly enjoy making them

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:27, archived)

seconded

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:30, archived)

thirded

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:45, archived)

So many skullfucking opportunities though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:30, archived)

I can't even...

Wow

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:48, archived)

they should leave stephen hawking alone

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 22:51, archived)

^ this

Haha

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 23:15, archived)

yay!

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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 1:26, archived)

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