BrilliantI can almost hear the honks as each one falls :)
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Pizopop was here,
Sat 13 Jul 2019, 9:17,
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That's the voicemail notification on my mobile phone...Makes people around me all confused when they hear it.
As opposed to my ringer from Mike Oldfield - Tubular Bells aka Exorcist theme which makes people crap themselves :)
(As opposed to my ringer from Mike Oldfield - Tubular Bells aka Exorcist theme which makes people crap themselves :)
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 14 Jul 2019, 17:08,
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Well I can hear it. I think you should get your hearing checked.
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Sat 13 Jul 2019, 19:54,
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I seem to remember happytoast's skipping pylons gif was the foundation of www.reddit.com/r/noisygifs/
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Shlvng,
Sat 13 Jul 2019, 20:02,
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Really? Reddit only likes your work when someone else is posting it it seems
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 13 Jul 2019, 20:44,
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it continues to drive me nuts whenever I see that gif accompanied by some pseudoscientific nonsense about heartbeats maia posted this on,
Mon 15 Jul 2019, 18:36,
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now this is art
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sat 13 Jul 2019, 10:37,
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and quite FP worthy
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Sat 13 Jul 2019, 10:46,
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Incredible!Parp! Parp!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 13 Jul 2019, 17:38,
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Cor!
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 13 Jul 2019, 17:52,
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They've only gone and dropped the coffin lid into the grave hole!stoopid clowns ๐คก
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Sat 13 Jul 2019, 20:34,
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ChockablokeCashing out..
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved,
Sat 13 Jul 2019, 1:34,
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Bill & Ben supplying him with aLittle Weeeeeeed.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:47,
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First TV show I rememberI don't remember it being so hi-res on a 14 inch "portable" telly, though.
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Tue 16 Jul 2019, 9:08,
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Oh look, it's Grange Hill'sIT Department
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:48,
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Oh God if only!Yes the purple wigs and silver suits yes yes yes
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Sat 13 Jul 2019, 10:41,
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Now I'm infected :/
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 12 Jul 2019, 20:13,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Modernise TV shows"){kind=small}
When your client fails to show up for court and is convicted in absentia.
LS18,
Fri 12 Jul 2019, 17:05,
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None, and it must be obvious ;pStart with a shitty quality image, and make sure you improve nothing!
( LS18,
Sat 13 Jul 2019, 23:49,
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ha! excellentbut no, "clown funeral" was suggested by kaolin on that twitter and multiple clowns in the box was my first thought
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 12 Jul 2019, 14:12,
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If Euro Trash was still on tv Brexit would never have happenedfact
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 12 Jul 2019, 11:24,
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... or maybe eurotrash was the cause of brexitMakes you think!
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 12 Jul 2019, 11:51,
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Ponch and Jon have a new beat - cruising the streets of San Francisco
Just noticed the popular page is half full of imageless posts LOLDead on it's arse etc.
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Thu 11 Jul 2019, 19:45,
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something something great responsibility 
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 21:02,
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Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 21:30,
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How did you do that?I hate it!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 20:21,
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I miss the 'marquee' tag :( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 20:40,
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I don't, it was bloody awful.Please remember to close your tags. Thanks.
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Thu 11 Jul 2019, 20:46,
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Commenting breeds enthusiasm.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 20:53,
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- Commenting
- Breeds
- Enthusiasm
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 21:08,
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Hoe Leah Shyte! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 21:01,
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Big trousers made by b3tans break /boards I SAID BIG TROUSERS
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 21:11,
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You're the reason Taco Bell has blocked b3ta on their free WiFi
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 12 Jul 2019, 0:20,
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I think you may have me confused with Ed Zitron mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 12 Jul 2019, 1:23,
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my uncle used to own one of those, never broke down
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 12 Jul 2019, 3:26,
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but the hand crank can break a man's arm mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 12 Jul 2019, 3:39,
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BTMBBB/B?I like big trousers and I cannot lie
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 21:18,
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so is this how it's done?
I can't code my way out of a paper bag
I can't code my way out of a paper bag
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 22:44,
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Sorry S4RK, I don't think anyone meant to hijack your thread. That's a great picture of whatever it's about.
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Thu 11 Jul 2019, 21:17,
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don't do the crime if you can't do the time
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 11:44,
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Aggressive self-promotion is an odd thing, most of the people who do it are actually advertising what utter cunts they are mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 12:48,
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In what fucking universe do you think it's OK to post that?
It will be removed very soon. Or, possibly, I'll be taking b3ta to court.
(It will be removed very soon. Or, possibly, I'll be taking b3ta to court.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 15:15,
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hahaha B3TA COURT IS NOW IN SESSION mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 17:15,
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It was deleted is why you cant find it PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 17:33,
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That quote was, yes. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 18:27,
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There was a post here too, not as much fun though mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 18:36,
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We have always been at war with QotW mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 18:54,
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it's so funny, how we've no /talk anymore artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 19:11,
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Is it worth asking for a summary? Clearly I missed the whole episode, whatever it was.
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Thu 11 Jul 2019, 19:18,
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someone posted a link about an arson attack on a synagogue where the arsonist manages to set his hair on fireSomeone replied with the Ronaldo jews did this gif
Sockcocker got offended by the gif and demanded it to be removed or he/she would sue b3ta. The link was removed. I have no idea if socko was trolling or is a bellend
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Thu 11 Jul 2019, 19:28,
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Sockcocker got offended by the gif and demanded it to be removed or he/she would sue b3ta. The link was removed. I have no idea if socko was trolling or is a bellend
SC's current schtick appears to be 'flood the links board with new threads, wait until each has a reply or two, then delete them all again'.GOOD TOIMES.
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Thu 11 Jul 2019, 20:08,
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SockCooker is one of the more far-right /links denizens, isn't he/she/it? I could be wrong, I find it difficult to keep track, to be honest. It's such a crowded field.
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Thu 11 Jul 2019, 20:13,
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I clicked on SC's b3ta nameb3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=38180
this is awful behaviour
not even 3ppb
(this is awful behaviour
not even 3ppb
unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 20:39,
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i miss the good old daze when flounces occurred without the threat of legal action just mild self mutilation - never forgive
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 20:08,
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have you tried using ignore two point oh? artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 22:49,
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Hey that was my Ronaldo postI wondered what happened to it. Bit of a tired meme to get that sort of reaction, though maybe he was trolling as you said
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 23:19,
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at least it explains all the "I'll see you in court" subsequent replies my posts were gatheringit was intended to mock the mentalist arsonist and his fresh take on Norse mythology, but I guess I forgot about mentalists closer to home
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 12 Jul 2019, 1:11,
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might be a little too wide open but alternative casting as the next image comp? Or maybe if soap actors were hollywood greats?
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Thu 11 Jul 2019, 17:43,
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What about if soap actors were hollywood egrets? mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Thu 11 Jul 2019, 18:37,
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I like her nose-bra the best PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:08,
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ear-arm-crease is a bit upsetting mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:37,
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That was my best bit! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:49,
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That's just her jowl flap
gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 1:24,
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One big sneeze and that costume is off.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 12 Jul 2019, 1:03,
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I made a thing!Needs a little cleanup
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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!,
Wed 10 Jul 2019, 21:08,
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Wrong font, though.
( Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!,
Wed 10 Jul 2019, 21:12,
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Hey, I spent literally seconds designing this!
( Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!,
Wed 10 Jul 2019, 21:17,
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Literally, or furtively?? gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:34,
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Smells like oatmeal
( Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!,
Wed 10 Jul 2019, 21:15,
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Oatmeal Hummus, with honey.
( Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 8:00,
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Come now, I'm using the latest in 3D manufacturing technology. This am the FewTooorrrr!
( Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!,
Thu 11 Jul 2019, 1:02,
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Is the dog's name Chewbacon? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 10 Jul 2019, 20:46,
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As long as it barks like the cowardly lion in the original Wizard of Oz movie... PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 10 Jul 2019, 21:00,
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Now that is REALLY niche.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 10 Jul 2019, 21:30,
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