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#
Credit to atomic for the background!
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:15, archived)
# You're not atomic though
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:19, archived)
# IDGI
(TheImmaculateContraption, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:30, archived)
# I think its something to do with Jeremy Beadle.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:40, archived)
# ^ life on mars
he fuckin' loves it
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 23:33, archived)
# but on the other hand
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 0:18, archived)
# Nice tag.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:35, archived)
# His stuff is WAY better than yours
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:38, archived)
#
I found the image and didn't see the tag, it was so small I didn't think it had one! So I had no idea it was atomic's. Credit given now! (How amusing that it should by chance turn out to be an atomic image.)
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:55, archived)
# No worries....it was stolen by LS18 as well...... XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:16, archived)
#
Gah! I do not want to be lumped together with LS18!
I should just delete the whole thread.
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:26, archived)
# Deleting threads kills kittens.
Your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:32, archived)
#
Yes that's what I thought, I would turn into a thread-deleting cunt. I'm not in a win win situation here. And to think I actually thought it was a fun pic to post. I should have stuck to my original plan and just drunk myself into a stupor.
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:41, archived)
# That’s what I’m doing…cheers o/‘

gub-gub made me this!…16 YEARSiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii \\o/β€˜
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 23:14, archived)
# dreamstime
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 1:55, archived)
#
.....but...................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:32, archived)
#
I didn't see the tag and had no idea where it came from. I have credited you now!
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:45, archived)
# You spelled my name wrong.
It's 'atomic'...not 'Atomic'.....*
* XDThanx!XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:33, archived)
# alright, lighten up Atmoic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 3:48, archived)
#

Credit to Atmoic, great boo and mr horrible for the composite parts. I saw the tag but thought "fuck it"
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:08, archived)
# what'll it be next?!
Pedro doing the next Batman strip?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:15, archived)
# How's Possible?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:18, archived)
# Sounds kinky.
Bring it on.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:18, archived)
# -next Batman
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 0:20, archived)
# Yeah I spent 4 hours clearing that street, just so you guys can shit on it.......you're welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:27, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:33, archived)
# Yeah but that was 4 hours back in 2010, you've been recycling it ever since, that's what Pedro said
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 2:01, archived)
# wrong*coff*2018*coff*maybe*.....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 2:20, archived)
# SOOO MENNY CANDLEZ!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 2:24, archived)
# Sweet 16 Baby!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 2:26, archived)
# wow! it looks less on this little screen, I zoomed in to check
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 2:28, archived)
# Your edit, I will end you, fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 3:14, archived)
# I bet you zoomed in...
...perv.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 4:12, archived)
# BUT YOUR HONOUR THEY TRICKED ME I SWEAR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 16:47, archived)
# same thing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 2:26, archived)
# Cha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 2:38, archived)
# candles?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 0:10, archived)
# Should be missiles.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 2:38, archived)
# Fair enough.
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 20:06, archived)
# Why are they setting fire to albino Robbie Williams?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 20:38, archived)
# Well someone has to
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 20:54, archived)
# It's Philip Schofield
because Russia hates gays.
(davyclam, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:01, archived)
# Having said that
a bonfire in Winter is a great idea!
I can just smell the mushy peas.
(davyclam, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:03, archived)
# Fucking hell it is
He's not aged a bit apart from his hair. Is he gay these days then?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:28, archived)
# His wife was a bit upset
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:47, archived)
# Hahaha
I looked him up on Wikipedia and it's true. Well I spose the Broom cupboard must have been a deep metaphor. Has Andi Peters come out as well?

Edit: apparently Philip Schofield just jumped The Queue.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:53, archived)
# I kind of wondered if Andy Crane had gone that way too so started googling presenters and then ended up looking at photos of Bad Influence's Violet Berlin, again
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 23:01, archived)
# What's odd about that is i was sure he came out years ago. Was there another similar daytime presenter who came out, like a husband/wife team?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 2:24, archived)
# the wife looked like a sherry trifle
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 3:16, archived)
# Sorry, Google isn't helping
Hope this helps

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 8:45, archived)
# You're the only one trying, i just want you to know i appreciate it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 14:10, archived)
# Have you heard Escapology?
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:03, archived)
# get out
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 14:11, archived)
# Angings 2 gud 4m
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 18:20, archived)
# You're not with Con Ed, or the phone company, we've checked. So, tell me another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 20:51, archived)
# It's Quatermass
looking for the Devil-Crickets.
(davyclam, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:04, archived)
# Zebra Killers
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:38, archived)
# Qu'est-ce que c'est
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:17, archived)
# Sorry, I only speak English ^____^

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:19, archived)
# oh, i see you've copied my joke, that's a great decision, it was a good joke.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 14:14, archived)
# If you ever post a good joke of your own I might copy it out of respect
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 14:15, archived)
# Gorntroversial
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 17:08, archived)
# I met her once, she was actually really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 17:23, archived)
# I especially enjoy her dubious ethnicity
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:11, archived)
# I met her once, she was actually really beige.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 0:42, archived)
# 16 happy flaming candles up your bum
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 17:23, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 21:52, archived)
# NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:19, archived)
# Eyeless pink fish swallows grinning gorn
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 21:14, archived)
# what smells like an anus and weighs a tonne?
Jennifer Anustonne

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 0:59, archived)
# Only you could ruin a total babe like that.
(Might post a picture later)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:03, archived)
# She's a vile woman
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:03, archived)
# Have you met her? I met her once, she was actually really nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:10, archived)
# She told me all about you, mohafa

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 11:00, archived)
# THAT BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:50, archived)
# She said you were really nice too....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:00, archived)
# IS THE BEST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 0:43, archived)
# ohhhhh....which tabloid do you subscribe to?
ALL LIESSSSSSS!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:16, archived)
# ...almost as ugly as Ana de Armas
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:04, archived)
# This month, de Armas dips a toe into the beauty world, becoming the latest ambassador for Estée Lauder, so she can't be all that bad
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:11, archived)
# Well ...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:12, archived)
# That's the spirit, you won't regret it. Did I mention, I met her once, she was actually really nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:15, archived)
# I ummm...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:16, archived)
# hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:19, archived)
# Yup!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:19, archived)
# Look I think I might have exaggerated the number of times i met her and Jennifer Anniston.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:25, archived)
# How many times was it really?
Me and my wife, Maureen McCormick (AKA Marcia Brady) want to know
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:27, archived)
# Might have been less than one time.
Hi Marcia! Still sore lol?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:28, archived)
# Oh that's fine
It's not like you way way way over exaggerated
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:29, archived)
#
She's still got a bump on her nose from when Bobby threw the ball
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:43, archived)
# yes, that's what i meant
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:18, archived)
# Oh man....I loved her in Star Wars (Jawa #3)! <3
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:51, archived)
# Alice was a wookie
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:53, archived)
# Alice was hot as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 12:39, archived)
# O M8
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 12:48, archived)
# Alice was the old guy, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:51, archived)
# The butcher I think.
Had sex with Peter & Carol if memory serves
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:00, archived)
# Oh that's disgusting. Thanks for the heads-up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:00, archived)
# But still...
The idea of Alice and Sam bringing out the monkey kind of makes me want to puke a little bit.

I think I just felt a little squirt of bile rising in my esophagus
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:02, archived)
# -bile +white wee wee -esophagus +pænus
Official Wordle doesn't allow 'chode' apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:25, archived)
# πŸ˜‚πŸ”πŸ—πŸΌπŸ«‚πŸ₯³
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:40, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:41, archived)
#
Ana de Armas is gorgeous. Far more so than that silly ugly Marilyn Monroe was.
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:51, archived)
# I agree. I was just trying to get Atmoic riled up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:52, archived)
#
It's got to be worth a try.
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:56, archived)
# When I level your cities....you'll know I was 'riled up'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 2:27, archived)
#
Can you please drop a bomb on London that kills only repugnant monkey creatures and leaves the 0.1% civilised humans intact? It would be great, we'd have the whole city to ourselves!
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 3:28, archived)
# ....very tempting......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 4:21, archived)
# o_o
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:59, archived)
# Just a friendly warning that you may end up being the only person who achieves your very high standards of humanity and it might be a bit lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:54, archived)
# Also, is it necessary to be a ludicrously overwrought publicly frothing homophobe to qualify as 'civilised'?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:57, archived)
#
I'm sorry? I've never been a homophobe. I oppose the awful relentless self-loving self promotion yes, but I made sure to say that homosexuals should have the right to be free from abuse and bigotry etc. No antipathy towards homosexuality at all, but I am capable of making a clear distinction between that and the propaganda. It isn't true that people who do not adhere to the entirety of the received narrative are therefore evil.
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:53, archived)
# Have you heard of cognitive dissonance?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 15:44, archived)
# Ha Ha!! XD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:24, archived)
# I'm going to leave you alone now.
dude i threw the other comment away, it's enough
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 17:23, archived)
#
shutupfag
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:24, archived)
# Happy candle day atomic!!
Yeah well, I got a bit me me me me :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 0:44, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 2:35, archived)
# I met her once, she was actually really nice
(Might post some AI pictures later)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:09, archived)
#
imgur.com/a/kDC47g2
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:15, archived)
# Those vaginas are way too small.
jusssayin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:17, archived)
# Real pictures are better.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:35, archived)
# Come up with a definition of 'real' that we can all agree on and we'll take it from there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:39, archived)
# "Not Fake"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:44, archived)
#
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 2:01, archived)
# I...REAL-ly....wanna....fuck....that....girl....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 2:44, archived)
#
Sauce?
(Great_Boo, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 3:32, archived)
# porn init
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 4:21, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:57, archived)
# U disgust me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:57, archived)
# Why you drooling then?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 2:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 2:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 2:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 12:36, archived)
# INCREDIBLE STONG MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 12:40, archived)
# I'd take that chicken back to the shop.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:02, archived)
# go pluck yourself /atmoic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:12, archived)
# I didn't this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:37, archived)
# there's a LOT you didn't today here, bub!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 22:21, archived)
# Mewicheal Jackson, I can explain the joke if you want
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Your father was a Roman

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(targetlad72, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Some people would beg to differ

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 12:19, archived)
# Hhaj!
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 17 Sep 2022, 17:02, archived)
# Totally Original Concept
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 19:15, archived)
# I used to have that sofa!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 19:34, archived)
# I think it's meant to be a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 20:06, archived)
# Sofa King What
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 20:39, archived)
# Dog efficiency increases exponentially with the amount of dog eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 21:52, archived)
# The cold dead eyes of a killer.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 22:08, archived)
# oh
this is actually good
(ozof, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 6:06, archived)
[challenge entry] FINALLY...The Precious!


*edit* now with extra finger bloat
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:13, archived)
# Fake!!!
Fingers are nowhere near fat enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:17, archived)
# hehe
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 16 Sep 2022, 14:08, archived)
# We're gonna need much bigger fingers, c'mon.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 21:53, archived)
# Woo!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 7:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Sweep! No!!!

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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:51, archived)
# SAUSAGES!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:53, archived)
# If the queen was made of sausages i would worry about dogs digging her up after the funeral
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:57, archived)
# Luckily she is really made of vegetables. Not sausages.

Please do not worry about sausage/corgi based exhumations!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:13, archived)
# I read somewhere that dogs will only eat their owners if they're hungry.
Dogs autocorrected to doves initially, I'm confused enough to have wondered for a moment if that was actually what I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:30, archived)
# If their owners are hungry?
People need to be told!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 22:42, archived)
# I mean, I just did
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 1:50, archived)
# Massive Candle Ensemble iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii….etc…..etc…..
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 0:57, archived)
# Matches matches never touch
They can hurt you very much
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 9:01, archived)
# BURNING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha !
happy candles and all that
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:58, archived)
# Queen Elizardbeth II
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:54, archived)
# The queen cheese, god save her
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:55, archived)
# haha!
What the actual fuck is this?
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:14, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11376895
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:16, archived)
# Bloody Hell
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:25, archived)
#
You’ve been seduced by the Dark Side.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 14:50, archived)
# -been seduced by the Dark Side +upset atomic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 15:16, archived)
# Meh.
As long as they're small, and posted as replies I think that's acceptable.
It's not like it's me me me me.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 19:13, archived)
# cheddaritis
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 0:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:54, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:02, archived)
# Scenes from Phil's wank bank
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:04, archived)
# Er, Phil?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:06, archived)
# Oh Phil :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:08, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:15, archived)
# My regret was immediate, and lasting
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:22, archived)
# ^ Post Wank Feeling
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:26, archived)
# Awww mate you've really done it now
Democracy turned upside down
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 21:59, archived)
# I hope not :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 22:36, archived)
# it's radiator girl from eraserhead
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 0:59, archived)
# You've got your good things
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:21, archived)
# Might save this one.
And you know…
Put a cock in her mouth or something…
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 14:51, archived)
# As long as it's yours i'm good with it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 15:17, archived)
# Why aren't these each in a separate thread?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 14:08, archived)
# Because that might look a bit me, me, me, me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 14:15, archived)
# We’ll at least it’s the most content you’ve produced in years,…so congratulations on being a professional button pusher.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 14:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 15:10, archived)
# Plastic tears.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 18:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 21:27, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 22:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 22:21, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
cheesehorses r the besssst
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 0:18, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:23, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 12:41, archived)
# YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:18, archived)
# 3t/f
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 1:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 0:17, archived)
# wooo
(elemental50, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 16:34, archived)
# AI art is fun, but don't let it cheapen the work of talented artists
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 17:53, archived)
# I liked it better when the other guy said this.
You can’t steal his thunder, and assume to get away with it.
We’re watching you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 18:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 19:32, archived)
# The Gourne Ultimatum
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Tasteful funeral promo from the BBC

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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 9:36, archived)
# She's like Captain Marvel. She has to be gone for the entire movie so the heroes can fight.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 16 Sep 2022, 9:44, archived)
# My favo(u)rite Moody Blues LP
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:25, archived)
# nigh nigh nige
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 3:38, archived)
# Death takes the form of whatever makes people comfortable

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(Inspired by
this psychopompery)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 23:45, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 3:35, archived)
# Busy bear
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(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 7:56, archived)
# Heheh
Netflix missed a trick by not doing something novel with Dream's subtitles, didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 9:17, archived)
# I thought
he was opening a can of Special Brew...
(slake, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 21:48, archived)
# Of course, how else do you feed pigeons?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 22:22, archived)
# Coming 2023.
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 22:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 16 Sep 2022, 1:03, archived)
# Not sure it will make it to a full feature but a few award winning short films/artworks are inevitable
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 9:38, archived)
# Not to mention
the feel-good documentaries about all the couples that met in the queue, and all the dirt-dishing documentaries about their scorned partners, and the porn version where people are just fucking in the queue, with the finale three-way including Zombie Queen
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 20:39, archived)
# Ed Sheeran
Haven't we suffered enough
(gijoel, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 11:38, archived)
# So...
Dame Judi lost her husband during Covid, now daughter thinks she can't cope on her own so spiritedly strikes out of the Home Counties for London to see the Queen to prove she can still be strong and independent.

Meets Bill Nighy on the train, a cycnial anti-royal leftie (former university lecture, y'know, that lot) who Judi commandeers to help her on her journey and whose heart melts at the Great British Britishness of it all.

Jim Broadbent is the Royal historian there to coldly document the facts but who finds himself swept along with the jovial solemnity.

Cecila Imire and Timothy Spall are a couple who met as punks in the white hot rebellion of the Silver Jubilee (pop in a bit of God Save the Queen here, ooh, bit cheeky), now bored in semi in Berkshire, they find themselves again on their adventure to honour Her Majesty.

Himesh Patel is Judi's daughter's husband, sent after her to bring the old gal home from the big city but, moved by her determination to make it to the coffin, pulls some wacky scheme to distract the plod so she can finally get in the hall.

Lots of Blitz spirit, poignant memories, tremendous senses of humour, culminating with everyone in Westminster Hall including guards, MPs and Beefeaters, led by street busker character Ed Sheeran, spontaneously breaking into All You Need Is Love.

Practically writes itself.
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:30, archived)
# If Judy Dench was to hatch, what would be inside?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:24, archived)
# Black Zarak.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 14:14, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 16:36, archived)
# IT'S JUST A FUCKING DUMB JOKE OK CALM THE FUCK DOWN WILL YOU BRB
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 16:37, archived)
# Black Zarak has like a beigey gold colour - to his face at least.
Or, if you take Zarak to be the humanoid master of the head, ISTR he had more of a pale green complexion.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 17:52, archived)
# I don't even understand what the subject of this conversation is to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 21:37, archived)
# In the comics he was just an old white man with white hair.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 22:34, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11376930
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 19:35, archived)
# Let's have a sing song !
Aga-queue queue queue, Southwark Park to Bermondsey..
Aga-queue queue queue, Westminister Bridge to the Abbey..
Queue the left, queue the right, up and down toward the Queen
Come and stand through the night, bring a flask filled up with tea..
Past the Tate and the Eye
The Southbank BFI
The queue is so long..
We’re all singing this song
Aga-queue queue queue, Southwark Park to Bermondsey..
Aga-queue queue queue, Westminister Bridge to the Abbey..
Queue the left, queue the right, up and down toward the Queen
Come and stand through the night, bring a flask filled up with tea..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:41, archived)
# Thass verr good.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 16:23, archived)
# Assuming those people are in order (I don't know all of them)
When did Timothy Spall lose so much weight?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 18:05, archived)
# 2019, apparently.
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The Throwback...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 18:41, archived)
# Jared Kushner's looking heil
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 20:56, archived)
# V.good
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] The Queen Queue Queen Queue Queen Queue Queen Queue Queen Queue Queen Queue
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 18:38, archived)
# I see what you did there.
(Yog Sogoth, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 18:39, archived)
# mr. dogshit!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 19:09, archived)
# That's Mister Dogshit to you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 22:51, archived)
#
Bloody amazing
(JauntyArt, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 21:15, archived)
# Wait a minute!
That e should be upside down!

Shenanigans are afoot!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 23:25, archived)
# clever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 9:37, archived)
# This is EXCELLENT!!
Bloody excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 10:35, archived)
# Smart joke
Deserves fat klik
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 14:51, archived)
# Smart!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 16:24, archived)
#
smarter in serif

(stoodles non-bio, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 18:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 19:28, archived)
#
excellent. b3ta still mobile Edit unfriendly Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
(stoodles non-bio, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 20:14, archived)
# Well this is ruddy marvellous.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 21:28, archived)
# Jizzy Lizzy. (It's OK, she was legal tender at this point.)
(Yog Sogoth, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 18:20, archived)
# Mmmmm...

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 17:37, archived)
#
(razzle, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 19:30, archived)
# Pois ancien.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 21:15, archived)

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