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# Weebl pop groups
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# ummm


i had to stop.. it was giving me a headache.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# it's
giving me a headache now!

Ace, sir.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# wah!
I've gone crosseyed!
woo!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:54, archived)
# the file name is quite amusing too
:)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:54, archived)
# heres the original
i had to draw that JCB myself!
here
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# s'very
good
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)
# where did you get a picture
of Jiva from?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)
# woo!
simply marvellous!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# No wonder the poor little fella is clutching his head
its starting to hurt.

And I kinda like that.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:59, archived)
# bit shit, but lay off me Im new to this stuff!
probably done. Bored.

Sorry pic took so long.

click me!

Bet I've done this all wrong too!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:49, archived)
# !!!!!
fucksticks. I did.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# ITYM
'Fucksocks'

Keep trying :)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Yes
yes you have
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# alright
mister ! :)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Hey you!
how you doing?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# that wasn't
asked in a Joey style was it?
Not bad ta , lacking in hummus but beer may help there , you?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# like a bunnies arse.
/up and down
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:57, archived)
# i
wish my other machine would go that fast. as its taking 10 minutes to render a frame..grrrrrr

you have one too many http:// in the link
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# oh
Did that work then? I cant get it up! (errr not like that)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# first
you just have to relax, then take it between your fingers and forethumb and squeeze this bit
http://http://groups.msn.com/_Secu...

into
http://groups.msn.com/_Secu...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:54, archived)
# geeeee
Tanx mister! I feel like the ORIGINAL dumbass.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:56, archived)
# george and tony make a new pact
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:48, archived)
# hee hee
* snort *
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha
that works well with chas and dave still in the background
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# i wondered who they were
i thought they might have been presidential aides or something
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Tony is Georges bitch
Fact, 100%
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# that is in need of
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# wonderful
i luuuuuuuv it, made me crease - where did u get it?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)
# it came in
an email this morning, I'm trying to thing of someting to use it for...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)
# superb songwriting
i'd luv to use it too, dunno wot on .....yet
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:32, archived)
# la la la...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's really nice!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:49, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaahhhh!
thats great!
have this as a woo yay!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# ice magic-tastic
:))
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# I
like that
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# i'm a-lovin that!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:59, archived)
# I've got a houpla and I'm gonna use it!

wunderbar!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Wonderful!
That is so nice!

:)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:16, archived)
# I love that
oh yes
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:16, archived)
# A work of genuis!
... Honestly, that is one of the best things I have ever seen!!!

Woooo!!!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Heehee - excellent =)
fnord
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:14, archived)
# Check out this yap yap bunny bunny yap yap rabbit rabbit
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Er, yes :)

am I the only one in the entire country who remembers Victor Lewis-Smith's Chas & Dave parody?

"Our name is Chas n Daaave
and we're all the raaage
with social group F
and the tone deaf"
etc.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# That is loading
remarkably slowly...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# the original anim was 700k
and the flash comes out at nearly 3 meg for some reason. (not opened flash for months until today)
Actually i found this last time when I was doing this www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/breakdancingbunny.html and I ended up abandoning flash and putting just an animated gif and background music and it came out much smaller than the flash.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# You should corner
crab_bloke or weebl and ask how they keep the file sizes down...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)
# I found it seems to produce avi's quite quickly though (using the same compression codecs)
so i'm going to see if it's better for compiling the m3tatween and save me having to have 2 or 3 hours encoding for each finished version.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:05, archived)
# How big is too big
My latest anim is 251k is that too big for those of you who dial-up? I've tried optimising it but it only saves 10k at the cost of buggering up the animation.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# 250K+
is a little on the large size, post it as a link and let's have a look...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# did you just
delete it? I posted this advice...

I'd just change the dimensions to be 200 pixels wide and turn off dithering (and probably drop the number of colours). you should get it down to about 100K fairly easily :)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:56, archived)
# thats a bit big...
try making the frames themselves a bit smaller (80% or someat) hopefully you wont lose too much detail and itll save a fair bit
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# far too big for my dialup
linky it.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# After photoshopping the cigarette away...
...Macca asked me to make just one more change...

clickous largenticus!
/bandwagon
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# nice!
he's swapped places with Lennon right?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# ha ha
Yoko would want in too.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# she would, wouldn't she
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Now THAT...
...really is funny.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# AAIIIEEEEEEE
*hides, shuddering*
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# well spotted!
I was worried that it would be a too subtle nod to the Lennon/McCartney or McCartney/Lennon debate...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# but the other 2
shouldn't be there:-/

That's it...I'm going bed before someone hits me.

Night all
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# all those millions of pounds
and they still cant get more than 3 pairs of shoes


shocking
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# I wonder what VW would pay for them to shove in a modern beetle
in the background?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# This one
is mine. Any other cuntymint shops it first they is dead.
Or something.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# done
that is all
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:10, archived)
# i reckon a fair bit
its flat so there wouldnt be any motion blur on the picture
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# 50
quid and a packet of frazzles
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:48, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm...
frazzles
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:56, archived)
# teehee
arf
etc
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Hooray!
you get this...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# it truly is imagination at work
i feel i can now create anything
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# hehe
I giggled when I saw that! Ta!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# I saw
you giggle too!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)
# ./

(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Vulga! Look out!
E's bladdhy nicked it!

(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# christ, so
he's nicked some old 90's cds, a security key, some old md's an undeveloped film, and some baby oil. Fetch quite a price that. Thankfully he left the free meal voucher for Buddies.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:35, archived)
# that's a very
odd combination of things you have to hand there...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# it's
actually quite far back from the chair, you know!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# I'm concerned
about the baby oil..
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# I peeeees
on your mind
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# I just discovered my freezer only contains:
3 x bottle of vodka
4 x trays of icecubes
1 x bag of oven chips

draw your own conclusions
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# .
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:49, archived)
# tee hee heee
literal misinterpretation is funny :)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# now there's an idea

(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# vodka will be gone soon
then chips.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# What is the story
behind the baby oil?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Buddies as in
Brighton?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# that's the one.
I must go there soon. I won it ages ago. And it's about 3 minutes walk from here. I'm bored.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Woosh!
Speedy little fucker, inne'.

Woo!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# He's a little wwwooohh
a little wwaaaayyy and a little bit swasaoyv;wifuvba;wfi (If i knew how to make the sound in text form I would)

That aside, I'm off to bed. I'm loosing the will to live, plus I'm tired and haven't had a good nights sleep in ages
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Winona's had to undergo some pretty big facial reconstuction...
...to try and clear her name after the "theft" suff.

Aaaaaaaaargh!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# I still
would
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# ehhh
I wouldn't, that's fekking creepy.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:35, archived)
# skullduggery
imagine a blow job, *ooo* I just did :/~
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# Good lordy
That! That!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Argh!
Ian Yeeks's evil Auntie Winona!!!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Simon Cowell is so cool and trendy...
...he even got himself a tattoo!

It really suits him!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# to think where that thumb has been
.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:27, archived)
# I bet he's been
'bowling'
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
# hehe
I watched that crapshow last night. The insults seemed dried, and forced. Overall the entire show was bland and the host ryan seacrest is a butt monkey.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# on his hand
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# what? some rushin lezzas?
on a different note ive just left an exclusive club... I just got the adverts challenge e-mail! :D i feel so... meh

[edit] hmm rushin lezzas, could e an idea for a pic... any takers? if not ill do it tomorrow
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# A friend of mine
got a picture in an E-mail from the Film covers compo...can't remeber exactly which one but it was a Star Wars one made out to be Gulf Wars
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# i got shown that yesterday too!
by some twat lecturer trying to be 'down with the kids'
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# He's the only
reason to watch that shitty show.

I love that guy.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Anyone seen this
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# yeah
I preferred the bloody finger version though
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:22, archived)
# True, True
This is more versatile tho...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# after a point though it starts deleting where you started
without warning, it's like you've stretched it to the maximum and it will start snaking after you when the maxmum length/inkage is reached
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
# oooh like snake
.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# or some kind of
wormy thing

[edit - bloody long worm mind you]
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# I'm sorry, I have no hummus


and I can't buy any either www.b3ta.com/board/707177
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# *looks down at his nice post near the bottom soon*
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# The Bee Gees name is consigned to history
Long Live the...


(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:20, archived)
# That has given me the
he beegee bees
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Dear Dr Kittenboy
is this you ?

(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# If it had brown eyes
it practically would be

edit: btw - I'm actually mattyboy, we all just changed our names to be like Dr. Phil today
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# big up da derek'n'clive maseeev
...ahem... yes, quite.

(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)
# laugh
i nearly shat
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# and I
haven't laughed so much since grandma died...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
# she
caught her tit in the mangle , (as i seem to remember)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# or
Aunty Mable caught her left tit in the mangle :)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] What the feck's up doc?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)
# ken dodd?
i haven't seen that fil-m.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# sleepy hollow
a most excellent film.

miranda richardson? i would.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Ken Dodds'
dads' dog's dead.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Did he?
You mean died
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# It's
some sort of saying round these parts....
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Ken Dodd's dad's dog's died.
Did he?
No, Doddy.

Or something? No, never mind.

(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# your
one is better ! :)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# i
have a mate that did all the props in that film checkout their website f**king cool swords

edit: it works now, i didn't realise it wasn't live yet
edit:here it is in the browser section
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# b3ta time...
... is measured in Pages, right? One Page has elapsed since I posted an image, so I'm off home. Night.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)
# And if time is money...
... I'm £13.86 late.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)
# that can buy
A bucketload of hummus!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
# indeed.
Oh. Can't remember who asked me to do this, but I finally got around to doing it...

vulga.co.uk with webcam... oh dear...

apologies in advance
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:07, archived)
# wooo!
I can see you scratching your face.

I'm so glad you have clothes on.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:10, archived)
# You dont look very happy
.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Are your
ears cold?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Roach looks a bit
baggy
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)
# shush
you.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Raaaaaaaaayyyyy!
A smile! Ish.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# "watch this tit"?
I was all excited for about 3 seconds...

Won't see me doing that, I'd be sued after your monitor shattered from the Ugly.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:11, archived)
# the 'new window'
refuses to work.
bastard.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Remember we're here
before you start to watch any adult entertainment titles.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:17, archived)
# good point
although he appears to just be fiddling with a pencil...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Come on!
Give us a smile!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# hee hee
I saw you put the lid on a pen and it amused me for some reason.



and you're kinda cute too!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# hehe
shush, you too :)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Yeah,
don't get him all excited.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# yeah
I might smile or something.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# just try amd hide that grin
.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# doesn't
move much does he?
Is he a sloth?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:31, archived)
# nah
he's not upside down and he (preseumably) has more than three toes. He's just not doing anything interesting. Oi! Perform for us!!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Oh
dear lord what's that behind him !?!?!?!?!?!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# I think this
is the wrong place for excited blokes on webcams even if they are cute. How many of us are sitting here watching???
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# i am
oops
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Well, if we're doing webcams...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:27, archived)
# i actually have some of the edible
hummus.
Might take some photos...
I seem to remember someone posting pics of themselves covered in it.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:10, archived)
# Yeah dont do that
please
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# worry not
I don't have those kind of fetishes

woo, 6 hours till my 100 day birthday
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:17, archived)
# And it's £34.56 since lunch time. So I'm off for tea.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:06, archived)
# I'm 17 A0 plots from going home...
...and our plotter is SO old and slow...

Damnit. This could take fucking ages.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# girls=time+money
time=money
girls=(money)^2
money=SQRT(evil) (SQRT(evil))^2=evil
girls=evil
Q.E.D.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:11, archived)

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