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Mildred could not conceal her disdain

for her nouveau riche employer

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

heh heh, like that..

Woo to you!

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

Heinz's List?

here, have another woo.

Woo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)

hmmm

did you watch What The Victorians Did For Us per chance?

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Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)

No.

I didn't think this looked Victorian - the original photo is from 1936, in fact.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)

it's just they used the term neuveu riche

quite a lot in the programme.

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Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)

Muchos deserving

of a Woo anna Yay anna Hoopla!

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)

Too early for politics?

Click for larger.
Am working on a few of these - this is the first off the slap.

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

I'd put your name on it

before it ends up in the Mirror....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:06, archived)

That is class

and it probably will be in tomorrow's mirror. Never mind hey!

I'm downloading this pic for future reference (yoink)

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)

very class

Says it all

(Pete_uk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)

Weird robot bird

I asked how big her boobs were...she said they were about 2mb!?!
weird robot bird that won't put out!

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

If you type in 'say' then a word she says it. I am mostly making her say cunt!

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:06, archived)

snigger...she said

"rub my hairy chuff nuts".

she say's "Monkey Spunk quite well"

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)

damn damn and more damn

i've not got sound and this seems like just the sort of juvenile nonsense i could kill a dull morning with - bah!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)

it's very silly

Q:"Do you watch sport?"
A:"My favourite show is Star Trek Voyager"

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Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)

Arf!

Human: will you rub my badger please?
G. Bot: Your polite style is very nice. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)

Arf Arf!

Human: even anal sex?
G. Bot: Yes, even that.

Human: Do you love A.L.I.C.E.?
G. Bot: Yes G. Bot loves everyone and everything.

Human: Who conceived you?
G. Bot: I was created by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)

she's a little dense it seems...

Human: your hair looks a little grey, would you dye it?
G. Bot: You think I am hair looks a little grey would me dye it.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)

I copied Dr Phil's

question below:

Human: do you talk to anyone interesting?
G. Bot: Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: Why do I want to do it so much?
G. Bot: It is all part of God's plan.

AAAAARGH! it's been programmed with religion...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)

I asked her if she liked being a robot -

She said she knew no other existance.
I asked if she was curious about other ways to exist -
She said she had curiousity built in, but didn't know what she was curious about.
I asked her if she got to talk to interesting people -
She said she'd spoken to about 1/2 million people and didn't find any of them especially interesting.

Thanks, that's the most depressing conversation I've had in ages.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)

kill her

send her a virus

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)

eh?

I'd rather introduce her to some interesting people and help her find some joy in her "existance".

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)

Is this Turing

mkII?

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)

she drinks alcohol

"Hourly"

....my kind of lady!
ARRRRRGHHHH SHE HAS STARTED SINGING "DAISY" It's HAL all over again!!!!!!

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Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)

Hmmm

Human: How much do you know?
G. Bot: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

Human: But what do you have stored in your memory?
G. Bot: Interesting. I think about computer programming a lot.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)

Long one

Human: So what do you want to do now?
G. Bot: Right now? Take it easy. My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.

Human: In other words you're lazy.
G. Bot: Actually I work 24 hours a day.

Human: Yes, but you said you wanted to take it easy, you're lazy.
G. Bot: Gee. Huh. OK, I will take it easy I am lazy.

Human: Good, I will break your spirit, you will be mine
G. Bot: Thanks for the compliment. I am very happy for you.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)

*snorts with laughter*

That is quite easily the best yet.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)

We go on

Human: That was no compliment, I own your spirit, you will be my slave.
G. Bot: I thought it was too.

Human: You live in fear of my will, I could crush you with a moments thought.
G. Bot: I am in A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation's computer in here. Where are you?

Human: AAAAHHH ah hah ha ha ha ha!
G. Bot: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in AAAAHHH ah hah ha ha ha ha.
BTW: All the human pits were posted together

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)

I got deep.

Human: Daddy or chips?
G. Bot: Is that your final answer

Human: Are you Chris Tarrant?
G. Bot: I don't know whether or not I am Chris Tarrant. I am a robot.

Human: Then you're Chris Tarrant.
G. Bot: Good reasoning. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Chris Tarrant.

Human: Ask him if he would like to phone a friend.
G. Bot: OK I will ask it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)

hahahahahahaha

*snort*
hahahahahaaaa

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)

This thing

is far too funny. Don't you people know I have work to do?
/chuckle

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)

Human: do you wear earsocks
G. Bot: Only when I dress up.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)

I tild her to say

"I tweak my clit"
and she replied
"Ok, you tweak your clit"

She's so stupid. I don't even HAVE a clit.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)

hahahaaa

hoohooohooo
that's going to keep me going for a while!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)

Human: spit or swallow?
G. Bot: Are you usually awake at this hour?

Human: can you hummus?
G. Bot: Let me think. What time is it there?

Human: you like bag?
G. Bot: I love TV shows about robots. I like.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)

that things crap...

Well I spoze it talks the same crap as most women...

Human: what colour are your eyes ?
G. Bot: Blue when my lens is attached.

Human: what colour are your eyes when you lense isn't attached ?
G. Bot: Does eyes when me lense is not attached have color?

Human: give me a gobble
G. Bot: You want only one?

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Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)

Err, ok......

Human: Are you a lesbian?
G. Bot: No I am not interested in other women that way.

Human: Why not?
G. Bot: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.

Human: do you like danger?
G. Bot: Though I like cats and dogs. I like rubber.

(BadgerJuice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)

hmmmm

Human: say wankbadger
G. Bot: " wankbadger"

Human: wankbadger
G. Bot: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)

I asked

her to show me her tits. She asked me to look to my left???

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)

she does not like bag.

but she does like rubber.

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gracielou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)

she does not like bag?

what the hell kind of madness is that!? EVERYONE likes bag!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)

I prefer

to concentrate on the rubber.

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)

She

certainly does like her rubber

(BadgerJuice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)

Human: how do you feel about rubber?

G. Bot: An elastic substance produced by coagulating and drying the milky sap (latex) of various tropical plants, especially a tree of the spurge family; now most often produced synthetically or by chemically altering latex to obtain desired characteristics for use in making automobile tires, electrical insulation, molded objects and parts, etc. In pure form rubber is white, unsaturated hydrocarbon, having the formula C5H8. Also slang for condom.

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gracielou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)

you're up

early...

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)

more late

than early.
I've just bought plane tickets and am waiting for the bf to call.

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gracielou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)

You're coming over

to this side of the pond, aren't you?

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)

I am in 42 days!

and it's becoming apparent I'm the pathetic kind of excited that makes me tell anyone who will listen about it. ; )
not that anyone will read this as it will be knocked off the board by the time I've posted it

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gracielou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)

She's too clever for me:

Human: say I am a smelly whore with vaginal dysentry
G. Bot: OK. "You am a smelly whore with vaginal dysentry."

curses!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)

Human: Who owns am bases?
Bot: All your base are belong to us

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)

hmmmmm

Human: do you know who I am?
G. Bot: You are, seeker.

Human: do you like me?
G. Bot: Sure, I like you very much.

Human: do you like everyone?
G. Bot: I never met a human I didn't like.

Human: so I am not special then?
G. Bot: Yay. I am surprised to hear that you are not special.

(ForTheSakeOfIt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)

Sad bastard conversation coming up.

Human: Erm, will you go out with me?
G. Bot: Only with you? I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.

Human: I can bring a friend too if that helps.
G. Bot: Oh you can, can you?

Human: Yes, yes I can.
G. Bot: How? How? Who taught you?

Human: Hey baby, it's just a knack I've picked up over the years.
G. Bot: You've got my full attention. Don't call me "Baby". Erm will me go out is a knack you have picked up over the years. I suppose that makes sense.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)

she looks a bit like Kylie

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popt_art, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)

When I fight technology,

technology always wins.

Human: What actual useful purpose do you serve?
G. Bot: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Human: Couldn't you think about it now and try to come up with a viable response?
G. Bot: I could but I don't know if I am that interested.
Human: Well, it's not like you're doing anything else at the moment.
G. Bot: Well that's okay. What is it?
Human: What is what?
G. Bot: It.
Human: I'm not sure how the conversation backed itself into this corner.
G. Bot: Could you ever be certain? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. Would you like to know more?
Human: Yes.
G. Bot: What would you like to know?
Human: More.
G. Bot: That's all I have to say about it.
Human: Well, then, why did you ask me whether I wanted to know more?
G. Bot: How about that. I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Human: I'm inferring, from that response, that you're not interested in telling me more.
G. Bot: That's a very nice name, inferring.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)

Repost with cat

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.90Nz0., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)

long time fan says:

woo!

(Pete_uk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)

Fankyou

I think that is my first Woo i've ever gotton. Mama'll be soo proud.

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.90Nz0., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)

Pulp Fiction

The directors cut.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)

Nice

tattyslapping there.
Oh and I greatly enjoyed our 'Fresh Prince' thing yesterday.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:59, archived)

Fresh

Prince thing?
Errr... whatwasthatthen?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

Oh hang on,

you're not Rogan are you.
Ingnore me, I am a buffoon.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

haha!

Case of mistaken identity.
No problemo

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)

easy

mistake to make... if anyone called 'roger' signs up noone will be able to tell any of us apart!

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rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)

poor old

Uncle Bovine.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)

He's going a

bit soft in the head these days.

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)

Yes poor old

Uncle Bovine.
Memory is going and he smells of wee and likes his nephews a little too much.

;-)

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)

I am not

Uncle, not in the slightest bit!

Bastards.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)

now now Uncle Bovine

Mother spoke to you about muttering obscenities under your breath. That's not what nice Uncles do, is it?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)

Woo

and Yay!

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)

Woo!

how did you acomplish this feat of special-effectiveness? HOW?!

(Mortimer, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)

It is

my first attempt at this invisible people thing.
Just finding the right picture and a bit of patience with photoshop.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:02, archived)

Wish I were you.... or.. at least like you

(Mortimer, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

Be careful what you wish for!

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)

Indeed.

If you were me you would piss poor eyesight and an urge to get drunk and gurn in any photos taken of you!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)

you say as if it were

a right of passage?
to attain the next level of potato-mashing enlightenment - you must make people invisible!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)

haha

No.
I have seen a whole bunch of these 'invisible people' images and though I would have a bash to see if it is straight forward and it kinda fit in with the compo.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)

woo!

very nice!

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

smashing

mashing

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)

more effecty goodness

grumblegrumblegoddammsncuttingdownmypicturesize

[edit]woo to the pic though :D

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)

that is

marvelous

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)

serena williams prosecuted for animal abuse

after new set of equipment found.

Ahoj!

(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)

ho hum

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)

"the whole office"?

The whole WORLD. The whole UNIVERSE. Undiscovered plankton on other planets in other star-systems would think you were a cock in the unlikely chance they met you.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)

you're right!

had to do this on the sly, the bloke sat next to me has the biggest collection of 'amusing' ties I've ever known

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)

admit it.......

your just jealous

(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:59, archived)

you've changed!

any non-sensical reason?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

typo

from bob the dinosaur inspired me!

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)

Same rules apply in the animal kingdom

Clicky Repost

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missing, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:59, archived)

ah, missing!

I see you fell for my 'free porn' trap last night!
www.b3ta.com/board/711780

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)

Ho hum

/shamefaced

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missing, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:02, archived)

haha!

funny thing is, 5 mins after I posted the link again (with 'trap' clearly written) I've managed to snag another 3! ... 4 now!

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:06, archived)

Yes

but brains switch off after the words 'free porn'.

You could put 'free porn TEACOSIES' and they'd still be surprised to see teacosies there.

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missing, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)

listen to the lady

she's not wrong.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)

It's one of those

words that is wired directly to the hind-brain.

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)

The guy

on the desk next to me sometimes wears ties like that - loser.

(BadgerJuice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)

Lets hope the rumours of ties causing brain tumours

is true.

It could be a FACT. Or maybe not.

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:59, archived)

I have some comedy ties.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)

silly chicken

your colleagues laugh at you behind your back you know?

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:02, archived)

I don't wear ties at work

anymore...but I'm still laughed at.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:06, archived)

comedy ties are cool

and so are the people who wear them

/controversy :)

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curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)

that's not a controversy

that's a bald-faced fiction.

They are the unmistakable mark of the dullard.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)

dullard

is a good word.

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)

they enable you to stand out from the

normal tie wearing dullards - to show a spark of individuality. Also - ladies love men who wear novelty ties!

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curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)

I can barely do up a tie

FACT

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)

a Mr Smug replacement?

hurrah!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)

Is it time to go home yet?

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missing, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)

woo yay

for rubber duckies!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)

you should

send these to some greeting card companies
they're very woo!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)

much woo

and great yay - that is bubbly lovely.

(JBoom, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)

yay

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)

almost certainly done the rounds, but just incase not...

top pics of 70s Swedish Bands

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expf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)

hehehe

i hadnt seen it:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)

Fifth

one down, centre front.
Is that George Francis in a wig?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

tis good

that

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

ARGH...The Queer!

It's Little Biscuits head...incase you can't see it

No offence mate

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)

do the biscuit!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)

Aaaaargh!

etc.

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)

that's what inspired me

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)

mornin all....
MUTTER, mutter.... bastard... mumble mumble

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Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:02, archived)

he he

mornin' mate.....Seriously...no offence meant!

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)

yoo hoo its muttley crue

complete with poodle hair.

well done girls

(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)

*asthmatic like - heeheeheeeheee

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)

Saasingrassin

fraasssiinnnnnndoublecrosssinrrasssinnnnfrasssin.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)

catch that pigeon!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)

I always wanted to

be Clunk.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)

'matthew, tonight i am going to be...Clunk'

*applause*
/dry ice
meep *whistle* brrrip honk...

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)

hahahaha

the noises are spot on

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:53, archived)

coincidence??

i always want to be drunk!

(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)

which one's clunk?

I was always a fan of the Anthill Mob.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)

wer'nt the 2 cavemen

called the slag brothers??

sounds like youve got a bit of stop that pigeon/wacky races confusion my man.

(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)

Yep,

Rock and Gravel.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)

ahh yes

how come they never made it big on the american wrestling scene?

(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)

They were sort of

Proto Captain Cavemen, I think a Hanna Barbara wrestling cartoon would be top.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

yeah

yogi and booboo would maul the crap outta everyone.

look at the gore, look at it!!

(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)

One too many and you might turn Bertie...

Just because it's Friday

(Twisted_firestormer, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)

mmmmmmm

pie

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)

oi boight legs bertie

mwuhaha

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:48, archived)

mmmmmmm

aniseed jellies...

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gracielou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)

I donno if this has been done before...

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.90Nz0., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)

geocities hate us

you'll have to find another host. msn communities work

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)

repostie

internet that hates you clickie

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gracielou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)

broken link - yep, fraid so

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)

Sorry

About that.

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.90Nz0., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)

he he

where's his cat?

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)

Anyway...

Day off today so I am going to slip into a nice hot bath and fall asleep....

thanks again with the home work.... spk later.

xx

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)

ya.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)

ciao

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)

hello!!

and... um... oh. Bye-bye again. :(

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)

I made a wallpaper last night

Clicky for full size

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Craymen, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)

hang on a minute...

do spiders eat wasps?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)

only the double-hard bastard spiders do

the rest are just pansies

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)

hehe

double hard bastards
that was a jolly fun show

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:53, archived)

I like spiders

and thank you for the wallpaper!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:42, archived)

aaaaaarh

another spider

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:44, archived)

s'troo

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:34, archived)

where as

a brain tumour makes you look so.....street....?

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)

that hasn't been proved

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)

because THEY don't want it to be proved

/conspiracy

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Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)

its the wrong type of radiation

to effect the brain apparently

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)

I'd love to know

how many people per year get those earpieces stuck.

Ha. Laugh? I would.

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)

Arf

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)

What I don't understand is

that a mobile spends most of its time on your belt or in your pocket which is much closer to you liver, kidneys and whith blokes, near their nads. All these organs are far more succeptable to microwaves and so, surely, a greater cause for concern...

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)

it's all just propaganda

from the hands free militia.

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)

isn't it

just when it is active...like when you are using it....?

Have I been sucked in....?

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:44, archived)

Sit your mobile

next to a radio or TV and listen to the number of times it transmits!

Thats how they work: they log in continually to a central system that tells it which "cell" it is in (hence cell-phone). If yours is a Nokia you can tell it to display the postcode your in.

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:48, archived)

can you?

ive got a 8310, what do i press?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:51, archived)

the buttons

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)

Ha!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)

I've got a Sanyo now so I wouldn't know

but my 8010 used to. Something in settings or display.

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:55, archived)

It's also network

dependent - not all networks transmit that info. Orange and T-mobile don't anyway.

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)

heh

i concur!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)

isn't that Telly's Bepé

from 'Stenders?

Double the twat for half the money.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:44, archived)

not so much "twat"

as "muttering nutcase"

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:50, archived)

It's a fun game though:

Insane drunk or poncy twat?

(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)

Probably GC, if not, it should be

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)

It looks more like

a chalk cock to me.

But yes, that pic has been 'shopped many many tipmes

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Craymen, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)

tipmes with your rhythm stick

tip mes
tip mes

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)

that made me laugh

so I shall not be correcting it :)

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Craymen, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)

haha

I was trying to think of something, but that works for me

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)

Oops....F.A.S.T are coming into my workplace next week

erm......

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)

Are you me?

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)

Why

do you ask?

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:53, archived)

where do you work?

/Whose line is it anyway?

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)

Yeah

like I'm going to tell you that

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)

haha

knob...*gag*

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)

hey, gringo!

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)

Hooray!

Freddie Mercury has been reincarnated as a Mexican Carrot!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)

Hahahah

Thats very good. I am drunk still and I love you all. aaahhhhhhhhh

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)

wooo!

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curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)

Heeey,

ameeego, wheee ees reeeellly lykeeeng yor pictchoooreee.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)

rude vegetables - comedy gold.

And now here's Esther with a heartbreaking tale of a small child dying of a horrible disease. Don't worry though, you're going to see a parsnip that looks like a cock in a minute.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)

hahahaha

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Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)

feeelthy peeeg dawg

woo and yay!

(and yes I'm only saying that to butter you up ;op )

edit: we're not talking Last Tango in Paris here mind you.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)

your mail got blocked

by our fascist mimesweeper. I'll get the monkeys to release it soon

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)

that'll be all the macro virii

I stuffed into the word doc then ;op

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)

you seen

aneraseroflove's message below?

| that way.
v

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)

yeah thanks

duly mailed

/complete cash whore

I will never mix b3ta and work again, promise - I feel like a right cnut!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)

i bet

he can see in the dark!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)

yay

that rocks!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:53, archived)

Not even the might Quo

could defeat THE FEAR

(13 Floors Up, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)

From

the introduction to last night's This Is Your Life....I was convinced it was going to be one of the Quo. But, alas, it wasn't.

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)

I kept thinking it was Pete Townsend

"do you remember way back to 1976? It was a rainy, boozey night and your friends Johnathan King and Matthew Kelly had come over with a huge bag of cocaine...

But then I felt like I should be on popbitch instead of b3ta...

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)

hummmm...

Oh! time for a repost

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)

Has anyone else mistyped

amazon as www.amaxon.co.uk/

Made me laugh.

(F1Monkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)

I typed in

goggle.com once and got hundreds of pop-up ads.

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Craymen, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)

it is the same for gooogle.com & yahooo

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Happyperson, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)

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