
Human: your a machine what do you want an in depth conversation about hummus
G. Bot: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial brain.
explanation.... what the f....
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G. Bot: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial brain.
explanation.... what the f....

Human: spit or swallow
G. Bot: I will mention that to my botmaster,.
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G. Bot: I will mention that to my botmaster,.

Human: Tell me a story
G. Bot: Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
Human: That was shit
G. Bot: I thought it was too.
edit: Arrrrgggghhhh!
Human: Sing me a song
G. Bot: Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.
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G. Bot: Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
Human: That was shit
G. Bot: I thought it was too.
edit: Arrrrgggghhhh!
Human: Sing me a song
G. Bot: Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.

therefore it's treating you like a retarded child?
It can't understand you probably - hell, I can't understand exactly what you were trying to ask it!
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It can't understand you probably - hell, I can't understand exactly what you were trying to ask it!

if you ask me, big brother watching your use of grammar
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Human: sit on my face and tell me that you love me!
Munt: I am sitting now.
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Munt: I am sitting now.

asking it what's in its gossip files? It spills a hell of a lot of beans!
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Human: what is in your gossip files?
G. Bot: Christie said he watched a show and people had to bob for raw untreated pigs feet.
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G. Bot: Christie said he watched a show and people had to bob for raw untreated pigs feet.

Human: You're a machine do you want an in depth conversation about hummus?
G. Bot: I think you meant to post a 'shopped image there. Are you an artificial brain?
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G. Bot: I think you meant to post a 'shopped image there. Are you an artificial brain?

G. Bot: Being male is not part of my programming.
Human: but why be a female
G. Bot: Umm. Reductionism
?
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Human: but why be a female
G. Bot: Umm. Reductionism
?

saw this and thought of you all (especially after the Hats Of The Future challenge. You lots are truly inspiring!
www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_742991.html
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www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_742991.html

I thought that robort girl was a bit dim until I asked this incisive question..
Human: do you like curry?
G. Bot: What is not to like about it?
She is obviously a being of superior intelligence :)
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Human: do you like curry?
G. Bot: What is not to like about it?
She is obviously a being of superior intelligence :)

we've been sold - for £1.
clicky
Come on redundancy....
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clicky
Come on redundancy....

do you all get to share the pound out as a windfall, or does the boss trouser the lot?
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below the quoted £50m....
no shit sherlock :)
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no shit sherlock :)

just about to post the very same comment :)
talk about understating the facts ...
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talk about understating the facts ...

I'm on 3 months notice & my agency reckons theres quite a few CRM jobs out there - including one for L'Oreal...
the new boss has all the girls drooling as well
quote from when he walked into the meeting:
Me - "First impressions?"
Gina - "I'd shag him."
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the new boss has all the girls drooling as well
quote from when he walked into the meeting:
Me - "First impressions?"
Gina - "I'd shag him."

Human: Do you come here often?
G. Bot: Yes I am always online. What's your sign?
Human: Golf Sale.
G. Bot: Is that a sign?
Human: ... of boredom, yes.
G. Bot: That is something I haven't heard of.
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G. Bot: Yes I am always online. What's your sign?
Human: Golf Sale.
G. Bot: Is that a sign?
Human: ... of boredom, yes.
G. Bot: That is something I haven't heard of.

Human: should the US go to war with Iraq?
G. Bot: Maybe you should ask someone older.
Human: No, you decide
G. Bot: Are you serious? I would just make a random choice.
Human: So would George Bush
G. Bot: Yikes! Yes.
Human: OK then, Its war
G. Bot: Fascinating. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is? Give me a break.
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G. Bot: Maybe you should ask someone older.
Human: No, you decide
G. Bot: Are you serious? I would just make a random choice.
Human: So would George Bush
G. Bot: Yikes! Yes.
Human: OK then, Its war
G. Bot: Fascinating. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is? Give me a break.

earlier today :)
rubbish potatochopping tho
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rubbish potatochopping tho

Human: why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
G. Bot: To communicate with each other.
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G. Bot: To communicate with each other.

you obviously didnt do a thorough enough job, i guess the contract still stands.
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makes you sit in a way you don't want????
PS I used to have the Tommy Boyd joke book...
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PS I used to have the Tommy Boyd joke book...

This has serious bandwagon potential...
10 DO woo UNTIL yay; GOSUB houpla.
20 GOTO 10
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10 DO woo UNTIL yay; GOSUB houpla.
20 GOTO 10

i was gonna make 'darth side of the moon'
but then didnt bother
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but then didnt bother


Really needs to be seen a bit larger to do it justice.

The animals attempts to get their own back with
experiments didn't quite hit the mark

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experiments didn't quite hit the mark


What is a Sony Air Board I have done google but all I get is russian and jap pages???
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John McCririck is opening a new bookies in Manchester next Month
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I'm hungry already and I can't buy lunch 'till 1pm.
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Get a bigger stash.
As my wifey says, "You don't muck about with pounds and ounces of chocolate. Think BIG, FFS"
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As my wifey says, "You don't muck about with pounds and ounces of chocolate. Think BIG, FFS"

I'm hungry. Can buy lunch whenever I want.
See you in a bit then.
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See you in a bit then.

popbitch
*koff*
I was just doing research, before you ask.
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*koff*
I was just doing research, before you ask.

what is that just a wireless screen basically
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I think that means basically that it's a new PC that uses the power of ghosts to connect to the motherboard, which exists in hyperspace and is the size of jupiter.
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as he was the only one of his kind and well.. he died last night.. does that count?

no-one will see it!
I for one don't mind reposting for compos. How does everyone else feel?
I usually bow to your indefatigable sageness Dr PK, but I will contest you on this one.
(and lose I suspect).
=)
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I for one don't mind reposting for compos. How does everyone else feel?
I usually bow to your indefatigable sageness Dr PK, but I will contest you on this one.
(and lose I suspect).
=)

...whu? Sorry?
I was only telling him in case he didn't know.
My official position, if I may state it, is this: I don't give a fuck.
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I was only telling him in case he didn't know.
My official position, if I may state it, is this: I don't give a fuck.

one out of the way while the 'politically correct record sleeves' competition idea is still in my head!

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he must have been around for longer than we realised!
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Thursty for a drink, I pick up the first bottle, and start gushing down the drink. Thinking "This is a bit strong" I look at the bottle and realise i've just drunk 1/5th of a bottle of Robinsons Fruit'n'Barley (peach).
I feel sooo sick right now
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I feel sooo sick right now


I used to love drinking concentrate when I was a kid, woo !
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it was the best (until Mum caught ya!)
then again, my Dad used to drink vinegar - hmmm....
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then again, my Dad used to drink vinegar - hmmm....

puke everywhere - stick yer fingers down your throat and do a beautiful rainbow yawn!
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once gave me a drink of lemon barley water concentrate. It was a very hot day. I was very thirsty. I couldn't talk for an hour afterwards.
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I was working as a tour guide at the time, so being unable to speak was a bit of a problem. Mouth was all puckered up like a dog's bottom.
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did not survive for long in the wild.


Films whose scripts you can recite more of than is healthy for normal balanced individuals:
1. Spïnal Täp
2. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
3. Quadrophenia
4. Italian Job

5. Princess Bride
6. Withnail & I
7. RHPS (spit)
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6. Withnail & I
7. RHPS (spit)

righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible cunt... me!
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"Garry was just taking a shit!"
*edit*
17. Predator (dillon you son of a bitch...or....I ain't got time to bleed)
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*edit*
17. Predator (dillon you son of a bitch...or....I ain't got time to bleed)

Might I also add:
1. Star Wars A new Hope
2. Empire Strikes Back
3. Return of the Jedi
4. The Usual Suspects
oh my god, realisation of sadness
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1. Star Wars A new Hope
2. Empire Strikes Back
3. Return of the Jedi
4. The Usual Suspects
oh my god, realisation of sadness

with Jay and Silent Bob
Tremors
Bond films
No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!
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Tremors
Bond films
No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!

it's my birfday!
wait fo' me!
/excessively cute bunnies
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wait fo' me!
/excessively cute bunnies

dd da do do do do do
Humming the tune when they are walking along
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Humming the tune when they are walking along

1) Blade*
2) Fight Club
You - better wake up! The world you're living in is just a sugar coated topping. There's another world. Beneath it. The real world. And if you wanna survive in it, you better learn - to pull - the trigger!!!!
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2) Fight Club
You - better wake up! The world you're living in is just a sugar coated topping. There's another world. Beneath it. The real world. And if you wanna survive in it, you better learn - to pull - the trigger!!!!

The Untouchables
If he pulls a knife, you pull a gun. If he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
That's the Chicago way, that's how you get Capone."
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If he pulls a knife, you pull a gun. If he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
That's the Chicago way, that's how you get Capone."

I don't remember that line ...
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striker took that plane like a mutha....shiiiiit!
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1) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
2) The Life of Brian
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2) The Life of Brian

Thats the only one I can confidently say I can quote every line
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and heading out on the open road

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next to a nuclear power plant, we always had fishing competitions. "Who catches the fish with the most eyes?"
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Human: what is a monkey?
G. Bot: A monkey is any of the various medium sized long tailed members of the order primates. They are close relatives of human beings, sharing well over 98% of the human genome.
Damn...
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G. Bot: A monkey is any of the various medium sized long tailed members of the order primates. They are close relatives of human beings, sharing well over 98% of the human genome.
Damn...

Unfortunately the file name gives it away...

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I should have guessed it's a "0SwByAG0XS5CUPUfGB5rjbb7tYR2c4iXIa6gAoIsEDMi*3uzNhn!fKpbMle5X2gjb1QwtA68Qc5OyN!37YSo8rwpaNm4aCj4MKINpGW1jKENHImRmKn7LJQ"
gets me every time!
I know, I'm just being a silly chicken
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gets me every time!
I know, I'm just being a silly chicken
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