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# they're coming to take you away ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Yay!
Caught on Webcam at last!

(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:38, archived)
# wayhay
that's soooper.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:40, archived)
# very nicely done
oh yes....yes indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:41, archived)
# LOL,
Nice!
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Mallet's Mallet is a word association game...

...look at each other and go Blair! Look at everyone at home and go Blair!
Everyone at home look at them and go Blair!


(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:34, archived)
# hehe
that's wonderful.
there have been two great tony blair posts today. two more than the whole of 2003.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:35, archived)
# heheh
that's very funny indeed. Ee aww ee aw ee always does that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:35, archived)
# WOO!
that is fantastic.

well done that man (or woman, these online names are strange, like one time i was in a chat room and ...)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:36, archived)
# ha ha
nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Anyone who pokes arounf fark.com now and then...
notice how low quality their photoshop skills are? It's like they give Photoshop to 8 year olds!
(Kimbo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:31, archived)
# there
all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:32, archived)
# *cough* they're
: P

on a semijacking note, which one of you buggers changed my keyboard to the American layout? no-one can leave the class until someone owns up

i can wait all day... you're just wasting your own time
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:34, archived)
# there is a different layout
?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:35, archived)
# very slightly
the " is where the @ is and vice versa (there may be more)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:36, archived)
# does the £ sign
work?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:37, archived)
# £ - aye
ok, now im confused, MSN messenger thinks i have a US keyboard, and this thinks its UK, how very strange

[EDIT]Wankers! as far as i can see, there is no £ sign on the US keyboard, shift 3 does this: #, the hash key does this: \ as does the \ key
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:38, archived)
# If you
press and hold left Alt and Tap left shift - it changes between languages, clever ain't it... :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:47, archived)
# #
well bugger me, i never knew that! thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:48, archived)
# No worries,
Also, if you press and hold Alt and then type the ASCII code in using the numeric keypad you can get virtually any character you like, although I'm not sure if this is language dependant or not...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:54, archived)
# excellent
I had that keyswap last week. confused the hell outta me
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:05, archived)
# alt 3
or option 3 if you've a mac, will give you this £
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:48, archived)
# I don't even have one
is it shift 4 or something else?
oooh, I found it, it's option 3
£££££££££££££££££££££ wheeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:39, archived)
# $$$
:-P
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:44, archived)
# that's
so wrong. morally wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:38, archived)
# I think thats why lots of people dont like them
and the French as well, their layout is the doing of SATAN! AZERTY keyboard indeed
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:39, archived)
# you roast beeeef eeeeengliiiiiish
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegs!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I'm
learning so much
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:41, archived)
# AZERTY is horrid
i was using one on holiday and looked up from typing to discover that id written gobbledegook
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:42, archived)
# but gobbledegook
doesn't contain a or w, so what's your problem?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Well,
Yeah. Correct me If I'm wrong, but your keyboard will have an @ symbol on the 2 key? Well, we've got ". Oh, and a £ symbol on 3.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:51, archived)
# your gay
too.
come on keep up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:35, archived)
# bum gay?


you're

/rising to bait
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:37, archived)
# you is
correcting intentional smelling piss takes.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:46, archived)
# look, i dont smell of piss
*are

me is grammified as too
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:47, archived)
# ok
ok,
look can I please knock some sense in and let you know

smelling piss takes
=
spelling mistakes

eugh I hate it when people get all crapily pedantic, difficult enough when I can't spell or gamaticaly get things right.
it's poeple like you who I want to poke in the eye.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:03, archived)
# i was taking the piss also!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:27, archived)
# threadjack
can those who haven't put something on the thread in this new window. Thirdman, are you about?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:32, archived)
# mission completed
guv'na
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:39, archived)
# I am
see reply below

(email me at thirdman AT email DOT com) I will have a think about it tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Done!
.
(BadgerJuice, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:48, archived)
# done
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:10, archived)
# OK
Consider it done!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:14, archived)
# For Gods sake


Flap your ears Dumbo! FLAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:26, archived)
# yay
that's fab
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:27, archived)
# yay
woo
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:28, archived)
# what a fantastic start to the week!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:29, archived)
# he's going up I tells ya!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:29, archived)
# why did you have to say that?
now he is for me too!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Actually
He's just jiggling up and down.
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:37, archived)
# ITS MESSIN' WITH MY MIND
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:44, archived)
# muwahahaha
mission accomplished
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:07, archived)
# shut up shut up shut up
I NOT LISTENING
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:45, archived)
# stew pendulous!
Of woo and of yay!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Such a tall building...
love the anim!
(Kimbo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:32, archived)
#
small reposty from last week
clicky-wheeeee
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Bloody hell
thats good
(thediscokingpin, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:51, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Explosive stuff
According to an old sciemce teacher of mine, if you pushed an elephant off a building it would explode when it hit the ground due to the forces involved (Physics in action!)
Throw a spider out of a first floor window, and it will come to no harm, similarly a mouse would be OK albeit a bit shaken. A cat will right itself, and land on its feet but a human will break several bones. Elephants meanwhile... you are left with a big mess
This be FACT!

P.S. Woo+Yay
(kryptik, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:01, archived)
# looksee
it's me

using that thingy on the front page
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:26, archived)
# ooh
nice puckering. I notice, however, the lines on your forehead appear to have been airbrushed out. You tart.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:27, archived)
# oooh
I had a little surgery over the weekend
*edit* lines are now added!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:27, archived)
# haha
nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Cool.
Its amazing that that actually does look like you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:28, archived)
# it looks very much
like him.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:29, archived)
# too tanned to
be M@rkoni
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:30, archived)
# i've been on a sun bed
or just rubbed myself in coffee and poop
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:33, archived)
# oh gwan then
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:31, archived)
# okay
if ya insist...

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:00, archived)
# hahaha
scariest eyes ever!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Freaky Freaky Freaky...
Woo yay.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:13, archived)
# where have all the kittens gone??!?!?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:24, archived)
# what year is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:26, archived)
# The answer my friend is blowing in the wind
the answer is blowing in the wind...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:27, archived)
# parp!
'scuse me
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:31, archived)
# honk
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:32, archived)
# pum
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Bap willy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:46, archived)
# plink plink
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:52, archived)
# How many roads must a man walk down
before he reaches Tescos?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:32, archived)
# my baby, she wrote me a letter
well she wrote me a letter saying she couldn't live without me no more...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:34, archived)
# In my case,
two (it's just around the corner)
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:35, archived)
# twelvty?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Nohands had an accident
on the way to work today.
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:30, archived)
# LOL!
i saw that image earlier! poor no hands, is he O.K. ? (what would be more kitsch? O.K. or actually writing OKAY ? )
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:36, archived)
# He will
be at the Vet's for a while.
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:39, archived)
# aww poor thing...

more here
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Ooh!
kittens
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:46, archived)
# people pay $450 for those?
they aren't even very cute babies. you can get nice stripey fuzzy ones for free.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:47, archived)
# free is better than $450.
yeah i agree. give us some free kittens, not one's you have to pay for! :)
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Some of those expensive ones
can't even stand up straight!
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:53, archived)
# that cat is clearly defective
you should ask for your money back. or see if they might give you a baby one with some nice stripes that isn't broken.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:01, archived)
# SPONG IT!!!!!!!!!!!
spong spong spong spong spong spong spong spong spong spong spong spong spong spong

let me seeee that spoooooong
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Hello, long time listener, first time caller.
I'm using my first post to the message board to ask a favour. I got engaged on friday and I can hardly contain my excitement. I even told my future wife, in a fit of giddyness that "I love you so much I could.....poo my pants"! As you can guess she was a little taken aback. I'd like to continue to make her feel as though she's said yes to the local care in the community bloke by sending her strange pics or gifs showing how much I love here in different ways. For example... "I love you so much I could....burst my splean" As I have no talent in this department could anybody help me?
(cgray108, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:13, archived)
# photoshopping
is a piece of piss.
just look at some of the dickheads on here!
go on give it a go :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Honestly
I have trouble staying inside the lines when I'm colouring in!
(cgray108, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:18, archived)
# do it with poo
then take a photo?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:24, archived)
# so do we
thats why we cut it all out and stick it together, try practicing with magazines first!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
I love cutting pictures out of magazines...especially pictures of Carol Smiley which I stick on my wall, with a few candles and bits of her hair.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:27, archived)
# yeah me too.
but I do it with letters and post the result to Carol Smiley asking her to stop, for the love of god, stop. You know - that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:29, archived)
# did you see "murder in mind" last night
Neil Morrisey was quite good as a stalker but the end was abit naff, I would've cut his hand off to get out of the handcuffs and dump him in the quarry
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Missed that 'cos I was
wasting my life watching that 'commander' bollocks, aka '2nd rate prime suspect'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Who cares,
Harry Hill was fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:42, archived)
# as always.
i read his book last month. it's utter gibberish. excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Yeah,
Last night saw the return of Stouffer.

What is he?

A cat!

What Colour is he?

BLue!

How many lives does he have?

Less than ten!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:53, archived)
# For some reason
we didn't watch that and I dunno why!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:51, archived)
# You should have,
Its brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Yup, If I can swap, anyone can... Oh and...
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:51, archived)
# congratulations
"poo in the pants"

sounds like a job for Captain Bovine, superhero.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:16, archived)
# It says "I've loved you" forever
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:17, archived)
# *BOIK*
/bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:25, archived)
# I've
posted that image about 15 times in the last 5 days. I'm just waiting for people to start throwing things at me.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Possibly
projectile vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Stop posting pictures from your family album!


sorry, so, so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:29, archived)
# don't be so mean
/sniff
/pouty face
/sniff
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Those would be femine wiles
I told you they don't work on me.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:38, archived)
# What about
Feminine Whales?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:45, archived)
# phwoar
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:47, archived)
# /weakens
Oh, go on then, here, blow...

*hands tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:47, archived)
# *ladylike sniffle*
I suppose it's ok
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:02, archived)
# I could buy you chocolate, when you get to the UK?

/resorts to standard technique when faced with upset female
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 11:12, archived)
# hide yourself
in a darkened box and eat nothing but corn (you may need to get a friend to force feed you this)
bingo! before long you'll have internal organs popping all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:18, archived)
# but can I time it for when she arrives
home from work?
(cgray108, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:21, archived)
# cut a hole in the back of a
microwave oven, insert most external organ.
2 mins on maximum should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:24, archived)
# I'm thinking
why not use all the fluff from under my bed to make a lovely portrait of her, in a blue peter style (I know that it should be pasta shapes, but hey).
(cgray108, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:29, archived)
# thread jack
may be some help anyway. what stuff do people use to search for images ? other than google's image search?

thanks smanks ... armitage ...
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:22, archived)
# this one is very good
www.imageafter.com/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Picsearch.com is quite good,
as is gettyimages.
(acme, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:25, archived)
# shanks
thanks smancks, armitage shanks!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Words are my specialty! Tell her:
I love you so much I may let you live...even if you find something while digging in the backyard?
(Kimbo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:29, archived)
# I did once tell her
"I may sound like I'm kidding, but if you leave me I'll hunt you down and kill you" then I continued to make her a nice cup of tea and some toast!
(cgray108, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:37, archived)
#
*backs away slowly until round the corner then scarpers swiftish*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:39, archived)
# be careful... you don't want to scare her away!
(she'll get police protection and a restraining order...)
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:39, archived)
# its ok she's not quite sure
if I'm kidding. She's in that middle ground of not really beliving me and not wanting to find out for sure!
(cgray108, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:44, archived)
# adios
I'm off to catch a few stray puppies. She'll like them wont she, Especially if they dont move any more?
(cgray108, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:52, archived)
# ouch , damn crocdogs.
(I helped save b3ta! sty, john deere lawn mowing team!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:13, archived)
# nice work
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:30, archived)
# i've just been looking through my photos of mountainbiking
i think we must've read the sign wrong

75% of us dismounted
yay for amoosing road signs,shall i put it forward as a suggestion for the challenge
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:04, archived)
# heheheheh
That reminds me of a sign near where i live, it says basically speed limit 20mph, because of children but it reads:

NO MORE THAN

20

CHILDREN

makes me smile anyway
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:08, archived)
# we have one
that says "speed humps"
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:08, archived)
# RAF bases have signs reading
"Danger - Humping in Road"
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:10, archived)
# hahahahah
superb
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:10, archived)
# YOU
glad I caught you sir, this thread may be of interest. I also need to know what form fields to include in the front end. And why I feel so crappy today?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Mornin', chuck me an email
my address in my profile,

I'll have a think about it today.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:32, archived)
# "humps for 500 yards"
I prefer it stationary
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:10, archived)
# They changed one round our way
Used to say "HUMP FOR 175yds"

They added an "s", though there wasn't much space. It now reads:

"HUMPs FOR 175yds"
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:18, archived)
# where I grew up in the countryside
we used to have signs saying "fuck arf you'm cunt" and "I knows yer father" and "You'm bain't be from around 'ere"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:29, archived)
# I love rural charm
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:33, archived)
# he he
is there someone at the end of the road counting them :)
my pic was shopped a bit, there were only 4 of us on the ride so we took 2 photos, i had to shop myself into the background from the 2nd one, heh
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Roadsign outside my old school that reads
'SLOW CHILDREN'

and that was understating it...
(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:15, archived)
# roadsign
we've got one in our village that says:
'humped zebra crossing'
it even made the local paper
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:53, archived)
# it's a blairmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:02, archived)
# that's strangely beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:05, archived)
# What is that little dot thingy you've got there?
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:08, archived)
# It's the cursor from
Automan
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Woo in Braille, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:10, archived)
# it says woo
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:10, archived)
# animated braille does weird hypnotic things
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:15, archived)
# that's a very good post
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:05, archived)
# we are liking that
that's the royal wee-wee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:09, archived)
# That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat,

I really love Indole Ring's pic. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:02, archived)
# I read that as
'Indole's Ring' and smirked.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Yay!
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:09, archived)
# we didnt quite know what it was crossed with...
but we had a feeling it was not dog.
(I helped save b3ta! sty, john deere lawn mowing team!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] First compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Yup,
Good one
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Fucking amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)
# frickin nutcase!
Thats most woo
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:58, archived)
# loon!
loon loon loon!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:59, archived)
# That's the most amoosing nose in the world!
ever!
part 2!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)
# very nice
.
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:03, archived)
# woohoo
class
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:05, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:05, archived)
# woo hoo!
two verry amoosing noeses together!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:06, archived)
# marvellous
simple joy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:06, archived)
# that's the most
amusing nose so far
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:06, archived)
# lovely
pyjamas woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Is it just me ...
or are about 1/4 of the animated GIFs on here broken in
some way. There are lots that seem to show random crap
in between frames (I am using Linux/KDE3.1).
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Hilariously good!
WOO-YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:48, archived)
# LMAO!
lol! you own! :p
(Cow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:26, archived)
# thats
bloody brilliant that is!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] morning all
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)
# ooh
That's good. Well done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)
# why
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:58, archived)
# woo
to the boxer :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Brilliant!
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:02, archived)
# yay!
like that!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:05, archived)
# yay!!!!!
Monday!! anyone got any high res images of the london march for shoppaage?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Life imitating art, episode 9,000,567
or the Framley Examiner's article on stupid cycle lanes... vs a site about cycle lanes in Brighton, including a ridiculously short one.

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:53, archived)
# This little bike lane?
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Nicely done
!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:06, archived)
# crocdoggie ~
dunno, maybe i have hummus today? lets see:
(I helped save b3ta! sty, john deere lawn mowing team!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Turns out Gatwick staff were too quick to jump to the conclusion that it was a grenade
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)
# arf
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:53, archived)
# I likes that
repost
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:54, archived)
# picture theft
not this pic by the way,

but i ,ahem, happend to be reading the 'sunday sport' last night and they have printed the GW Bush 'who wants to be a millionaire' pic. with no credit obviously.

i know it's hardly the Guardian, but if it was my pic, i'd be annoyed...

phil.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)
# shouldn't that be:
happend to be 'reading' the sunday sport last night

?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:08, archived)

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