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i need better webspace than geoshitties

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Red wine and cheese., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)

geocities can hotlink?

Amazin.

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dogsbollocks, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)

rename file to .txt

linky to .txt file as piccy, it worketh

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

If it's backwards land

doesn't his sign actually mean he's NOT stuck there?

(Kimbo, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)

but he's the only one that's 'stuck' in backwards land, so he's forwardsian

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Red wine and cheese., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:11, archived)

You never know

those backwardians are utter bastards

(Kimbo, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)

quite a few are literally two-faced

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Red wine and cheese., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)

I wanted to make a star wars tribute for the challenge..... but I'm skint

clicky for pikey r2d2 wallparper

please someone like my pictures - they have taken alot longer than they look :)

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)

I like the Simon bolted to his chest...

...and that he's on the beach.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)

ah but which beach is it?

remembers his terrible quiz

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crouchingbadger, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:08, archived)

it's blackpool

apparently
and you should probably take this opportunity to spam your quiz!
spam

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:13, archived)

if it wasn't just a thread with the answers

filled in then maybe I would.

love the domain name :)

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crouchingbadger, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:16, archived)

that's for the beepy noises he makes

and the beach is that deserty place
(can you tell I haven't seen it since I was 15?)

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)

I've been to Tunisia, where they filmed the Star Wars stuff...

...it's great. People dig their own homes out of the ground.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:12, archived)

eh?

out of sand?

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:14, archived)

er no...

...out of rocks and that.

There's a lot of sand about though.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:15, archived)

i love every little

detail of it. it is most wonderful! and amazing!*

*further proof, see?

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freshlegs, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:18, archived)

I like it

It's a lot better than I could do.

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Batsgirl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)

i like your pictures!

no really...i do!
look...

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:08, archived)

phew!

thank you and batsgirl :)

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)

The love child of Dusty Bin

and Tweakie! :) lovely pic Miss Kitten

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curry monster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)

who's tweakie?

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:16, archived)

biddy biddy biddy

You know Duck Dodgers? Well he was in the inspiration for that.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:17, archived)

this is Tweakie...

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:17, archived)

He should be saying DVDA if Wilma's involved.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)

I like the fairground feel to it

The wallpaper has been nicked by pikeys though it seems.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:14, archived)

actually I spelt it wrong

but it's fixed now.
It's because I couldn't afford a ticket to Tunisia.

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)

That's almost great!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)

damn

I was hoping you wouldn't see it, I heard you already copyrighted blackpool beach... ;)

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)

I think god beat him to it

there's been a c (the pun works better aurally) on it for as long as anyone can remember

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:25, archived)

I like it so much

that I want you and gibbon to adopt me as your new gigantic hairy older son, and you can feed me and let me watch tv and sleep on the couch.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:46, archived)

I'm not much one for bandwagons

but long live smug bastard!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:03, archived)

Shame they're his!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:04, archived)

Yay i just spluttered over my work

thank you the board its picking up a gourd head of steam at the moment

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)

Aaaah all the pandawagons

are blending into one big tattysloppy mess at the moment.

my head hurts...
edit/woo of course ah go on have a yay as well

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:04, archived)

now thats good

really good

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)

Watch out Kitten...

...damn you Evil Robot.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:02, archived)

monocle

tastic!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)

lovely!

can't beat mowing down kittens with be-monacled robot car drivers.

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)

Evil robot

lovely anim! :)

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curry monster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)

Yay!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:20, archived)

New picture!

Making fun of American entertainment once again, I've taken a picture of an orgasmic looking Justin Timberlake head and stuck it onto Christina Aguilera in her "Dirrty" video. Bear with me, I'm new at this...this makes for my third picture.

(Blind Kat reads your posts naked, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:58, archived)

who is he?

a friend couldn't believe i hadn't any idea who he was other than his name. apparently "he grabbed kylie's arse". why on earth would i want to know that? what about that would make me think, oooh, i want to know about him?

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bananaman, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:02, archived)

Believe me...

Justin Timberlake isn't just a douchebag. He defines the word douchebag. Don't worry if you don't know him, you'll live a much longer life.

(Blind Kat reads your posts naked, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:04, archived)

I know the following about him

1) his name
2) he was britney's bit of stuff, possibly
3) he wanted to go into space?
4) he has a silly name
5) he may have been part of a popular beat combo.

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crouchingbadger, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)

you forgot:

6) and he's probably a bit of a twat

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)

Woooooooooo

(Mr Mandrake, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:58, archived)

Congratulations!

I can just imagine 100 david blunketts riding that bus...

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:58, archived)

yay

now you can never leave

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:59, archived)

Shit

Oh well, I didn't really want that degree anyway...

(Mr Mandrake, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:00, archived)

lol

you can try to escape, but you'll end up coming back

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:01, archived)

Eeek!

Alarming change in username!

Thought it was just your ball-bag that was getting punctured?
Or have you been getting busy with your love-sausage? ;)

TJ: I've updated my profile so I'm no longer a
Profile information:
None
person - yay!

(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:04, archived)

well it ended up

on the skin on the bottom of the shaft.

and due to loosing the holes i had to dig around for a while, but now the work is done, and i have a little metal thing and quite a but of bruising

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)

Oooh, nasty!

You are a fool, but I am pleased to hear that you completed the foolishness successfully and without major injury.
(I am assuming that everything down there is 'functional', so to say)

(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

lol

full test has been completed without problem, very little blood, just quite a bit of pain

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:12, archived)

I'm so, so sorry about this...

Clicky bigger

I only went to investigate the Hulton Archive!

(Chromatically Challenged, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:56, archived)

bleurgh

i'm off to bed on that poopy note.

pooop!

(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:57, archived)

haha

tops!

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curry monster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:04, archived)

Look!

The guy on the left looks like dr evils son scotty from austin powers 3 when he goes evil!!

(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:48, archived)

Yay come back and yet another pandawagon

the gourd one was one of the best i've seen for a while

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)

gourd one?

(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:52, archived)

you really can't beat a gourd

but there's uh, lots of other things you can do with it

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:54, archived)

believe me

I know, I've thought long and hard about it.

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Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:56, archived)

Will sirsandgoblin be finding that out soon?

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:57, archived)

Who knows?

;-)

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Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:59, archived)

He's playing hard to get...

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)

yeah

but he's cute. He can get away with it.

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Batsgirl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:12, archived)

Thats where i'm going wrong...

*sob*

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:14, archived)

i never realised

that it was where i was going right!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)

Might be because i'm a sad b*stard

who sits on here all night

yeah they love a challenge...

*hides ready for onslaught over comment*

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:26, archived)

all i have to say on the matter is

Parp Honk Toot Meep!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

blimey,

the images...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)

didja find

my email addy?

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Batsgirl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)

that i did

although i could probably have guessed it...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:11, archived)

good

then I shall hence to bed for I have work tomorrow.

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Batsgirl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:12, archived)

night night

sleep tight
don't let
the gourds bite

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:16, archived)

The gourd

protects me:

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the gourd my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
I pray the gourd my soul to take :)

x

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Batsgirl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)

I used to grow gourds

I think I said that before but it's a FACT!

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:58, archived)

i remember you saying so

and i respect you for it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:14, archived)

hadn't seen that one

soon it will be immortal in the gallery.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:55, archived)

my email

is on my profile :)

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Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:58, archived)

hello bum gay

youre right he does look like scottie evil.

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:56, archived)

bejesus

you managed to 'shop that into a completely different picture! Hoddamn you are good!

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dr_fonz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:00, archived)

(Cannibal Clown, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:02, archived)

fuck knows...

i call it penguaffe

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:47, archived)

woo mr Arrghghghgh...wasps!

I used that very penguin in my pic a couple of threads below!

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curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)

and wooscious it is

mr Currurrururry monster

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:58, archived)

Like it

very fucked-up :)

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Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)

heh!

i know fucked-up!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:56, archived)

Some candy isn't sweet

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Or is it?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:46, archived)

mmmm

sweets

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)

as i

always suspected!
yay!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:51, archived)

I am fed up with bandwagons

so I have made a pandawagon :)

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curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:41, archived)

I'll leap on that

oh wait no, I am too tired.

(Bob McCow, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:42, archived)

woo yay

to the penguins in the basket haha

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:42, archived)

haha

damn you mr monster - outclassed me again ;) if it weren't for you meddling kids.

woo to your pandawagon.

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djdirect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:43, archived)

eggshellent, mishter monshter

would you like a martini?

(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)

Belíssima !!!

oh yes.

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iamhyperdog, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)

well I never

well I did actually.

Ace.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:45, archived)

cute!

funny!
Woo!

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Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:45, archived)

Ooo, bear back riding :)

nice shopper(ing)!

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Dr. Mercury, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:48, archived)

He's

quite the bear about town in that stylish conveyance. Nice lolly too.

(angrybernard, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:48, archived)

that rocks

that is all.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:51, archived)

2 for 1

on penguins down iceland?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:53, archived)

*groan*

that was terrible.

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Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:55, archived)

aye!

i do terrible aswell!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:04, archived)

poor ollie

he spent 2 hours on it..

And didn't even get a woo, a yay or even a mere hoopla...

(Click for biggy)

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djdirect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:40, archived)

woo

yay and houpla to that! :)

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curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:41, archived)

i know his pain. sob sob

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:41, archived)

aww I like that

wouldn't that be a good reward system in the work place - you hand in a report and your boss says "that's very nice woo, yay, houpla"

I'd go away with a smile on my face!

i'm off to bed - good nitol

(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:42, archived)

night

nice to meet you :)

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Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:43, archived)

night...

;)

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djdirect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)

Aw!

Poor Ollie!

*snuggle*

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Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:43, archived)

just realised he has a leg for an arm.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
*pause for breath*
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:46, archived)

hehehe

nice!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)

hurrah for you, paul

woo, yay, and houpla.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:52, archived)

Its the one and only Air Domo !!!

He was Jordans replacement for that night !

(R3Z, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)

thats gonna be

an instant classic!!!!!!
woo yay

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:43, archived)

Thanks mate

was begining to think i should give up pchopping !

(R3Z, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:45, archived)

air domo

woo

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:43, archived)

Go Domo!

Does anyone know what "Domo-kun" means, if anything? I believe "Domo" is Japanese for "thank you".

(Indole Ring, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:45, archived)

See the domo faq

for background on Domo-kun & associates.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:48, archived)

Thanks!

How could I not have known there was a Domo FAQ?

(Indole Ring, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)

if you leave the internet

you forget things at an exponential rate.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:53, archived)

it's a shame

that you can't learn things at an exponential rate when you use it though.

I want to work like Terminator where he learns how to drive a truck in 5 seconds.

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crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:55, archived)

Or like the matrix

just chuck a disk in and i can fly a helicopter !

(R3Z, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:57, archived)

or Johnny Mnemonic you mean

Or Neuromancer by William Gibson where both of those versions of it came from most likely.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:04, archived)

except that I tried reading

neuromancer and I wanted to scream.

and Gibson's voice makes me want to scream too.

*screeaaam*

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crouchingbadger, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)

Woo Woo Woo

Yay yay yay
hoopla hoopla hoopla
funniest thing i've seen on here for a long time!

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:47, archived)

woo!

go domo!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)

Erm... Wot?

The Krang and Pea Collection

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)

and he's

loving it too

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:35, archived)

I read that as...

Help, God's got a hold of my balls.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:36, archived)

something's gotta hold of my balls

wasn't that a song?

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crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:38, archived)

yep

it was that guy who sung along with mark almond

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)

gene pitney

which is cockney rhyming slang for something I'm sure

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crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)

my mother

wouldn't let me use that word.

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:41, archived)

You've got a hold of my balls

or "Got a whole lotta love"? i forget.
You! Yes you! Stand still laddie!

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Red wine and cheese., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)

i read

that as 'help, he's got hold of my balls'
which left me very confused indeed.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)

sorry... threadjack...

did a domo gourd earlier... would hate to think you missed it... :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:42, archived)

Christ

on a bike!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:46, archived)

idifool

*sigh*

(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:45, archived)

original pic

theres lots of them. they're actually holding a sign saying huge troll?????
sam.zoy.org/photos/19990610%20-%20bouffe%20linuxfr/

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)

Is it me

or does the nearest guy look very scary.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:40, archived)

he is

"SLAPHEAD"

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:43, archived)

he is

my father

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:45, archived)

its not too bad

they say it skips a generation.

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:47, archived)

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)

work it

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:30, archived)

truly quite strange

but woo for dancing robots!

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Red wine and cheese., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)

Yazoo!

If that doesn't piss you off, nothing will.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:40, archived)

i liked hampster dance.

'nuff said

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Red wine and cheese., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:41, archived)

hmmmm, maybe the domo army will?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:42, archived)

aaargh

aaargh

aargh
aw, he's so cute

aaargh

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crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)

hehe

had to shrink the army a lot, people would have killed me if it was full size

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:47, archived)

Somebody call for reinforcements?

(Kimbo, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)

nope,

nothing will.

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Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)

I likey

little dancing robots!

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Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)

compo

woo!

(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)

oh yeah

cheers!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)

Threadjack: What is wrong with you people?

Why does nobody like my plate??

... or at least, that 27 people, well they is gonna get it!

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)

I rated it 'bad'

three or four times.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:38, archived)

hah!

you can only rate once :p

unless you delete your cookies, or have a brain, or something...

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:40, archived)

Damn you

and your cunning cookiness.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:43, archived)

you're bonkers

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crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)

freshlegs

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)

you think so?

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freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:40, archived)

In that case

congratulations on making me laugh my arse off with your Planet of the Dogs.

That ruled so much I want to save just that bit.

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crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)

I'm sure an animated gif can be forthcoming

from either of the f's you're currently talking to.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:46, archived)

would you be so kind?

I'd like to keep that for posterity.

Okay, enough puns. I'd like it if you have it.

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crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:49, archived)

who made this

Planet of the Dogs? and where is it?

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freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)

allegedly it was you

and it was on Metatweening 2

the 2nd from last scene, which may have been Santexo...

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crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:51, archived)

yes it was Santexo

in fact.
I'll e-mail that bit over. It is 3.76MB big though if you don't mind.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:56, archived)

People send me email

with signatures bigger than that these days.
fools.

but yes, that's fine thanks Fnord.

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crouchingbadger, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:01, archived)

wasn't me :(

i wish i had made you laugh your arse off. an arse falling off would make me laugh

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freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:47, archived)

well, I can try

*hhnnnnnggg*

*nnnnngggggg!*

*nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

/pokes haemorrhoids back in with the end of a pencil

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crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)

oops sorry,

I was thinking of planet of the apes, with your ape splashing down and coming out of the sea to look upwards.
It all melded together too well.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:51, archived)

m3tatween, you mean?

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freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:53, archived)

yes, crouchingbadger just asked me and I thought he meant

your bit.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:55, archived)

Thank you for my piccy gallery

I've got it functional here www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/banana.asp It seems to take about 10 seconds to load initially though.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:45, archived)

nicely implemented!

but i find it strange that it takes so long to load. mine had more items in the directory to read, but loads almost instantly. it must be something to do with blueyonder (unless you've edited the code?)

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freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:49, archived)

once it's initially loaded though

it's the sorting and random are quick. strange.

hooray that you've got a gallery! and that's it's sortable and randomizable!

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freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:52, archived)

you know you said about moving your images and having to leave copies

well eclectech has got a php based 404 redirect thing set up so images can still use their original links if you move them to another folder or server.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:55, archived)

nice

piece of information. thanks for that.

i'm off to bed. goodnight!

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freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:56, archived)

night.

How's work been btw?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:59, archived)

gah!

you caught me in an F5 trap! new job is really very good, and people seem like they'll be truly great to work with. i just have to make sure i live up to their expectations so they don't fire me and get someone better!

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freshlegs, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:01, archived)

it didn't work for me

I got a great appraisal for reading b3ta.

bare minimum for bare money.

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crouchingbadger, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:02, archived)

I only changed it to point to /images/

I did try at one point to get it to point to images on another bit of webspace. I'm happy to guess it's blueyonder.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:53, archived)

is that your answer to my email?

or are you being bizarre?

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crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:41, archived)

I like to be efficient

so both ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:43, archived)

mmmm...nice

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:33, archived)

envisions

hamsterdance type slowdown

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crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)

hand in hand

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)

haaa!

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freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:35, archived)

YAY!

nice.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)

Country dancing in the year 2525

grab your parteners dosie-doe!

(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)

if man is still alive

what a bizarre song that was

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crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:38, archived)

I love you

will you marry me ?

nah, that aint right, I meant to say

Yes I like that.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)

ever been to

www.robotdance.com??

apparently its all the rage ..?!

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)

I wondered why that didn't work

then I realised you've obviously omitted the silent P in one of the words... but from where?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:38, archived)

wooo!

please continue to make robot pictures for ever, and don't stop with the end of the challenge.

what's that? it's a deal? hooray!

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freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:35, archived)

Robot pictures are in my blood...

...I don't need no competition to make them.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)

Oi!

Your resolution is wrong :)

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)

i resolved to conquer the world with aerobics robots

was this wrong?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:35, archived)

heh!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)

Dance you sons of pig dogs! Dance!

Nice nice nice nice

you like the life you're living, you can live the life you like

(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)

yay!

they're great!

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freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:36, archived)

indeed

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crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)

haha super!

Welsh Telly wants my dancing poos! maybe they will want your dancing robots?

My website has been targetted by MAJOR TV (sarcasm alert) production company - Alfresco TV, makers of Fideomondo for S4C which will be broadcast later this year - throughout Wales on terrestrial channel 4, and throughout the UK on digital satellite and cable. WOWEE! I hear you say. They love my Poodance - not sure why as even I think it is crap."

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curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)

fantastic!

you'll be famous!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:42, archived)

yep I'll be snorting curry powder off

naked nubile curry monster groupies before you can say Welsh TV :)

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curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)

cumin?

no, it's just the way I walk/cook

/bad pun attempt

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crouchingbadger, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:03, archived)

if you take too much

you can fall into a deep Korma!

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curry monster, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

there's lovely

isn't it?

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crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:43, archived)

wooOOOooo

full on.

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iamhyperdog, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)

just to say

woo & yay

what a pretty thread!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:55, archived)

...

Further proof of the dangers of dumping nuclear materials in marine environs

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verbal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)

I'm confused

Dont all dophins look like that?

hehe

(Goodie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)

yes.

they sure do.

(KurutteiruRisu, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:33, archived)

very nice

and that must've been a lovely source pic too!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:33, archived)

teeheehee

funny :)

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Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:35, archived)

That is ace

that is

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)

Woo

I think it should spin though.

(Mr Mandrake, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:56, archived)

Gosh

You're all far too kind

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verbal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:57, archived)

i dump all my rubbish in the sea

and it never did me any harm!
woo-barb

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:59, archived)

(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:25, archived)

Ohhh Nooooo!

You don't wanna give us him!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)

doesn't seem to have much rhythm...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:25, archived)

but boy has he got stamina

woo to you!

(Unununium, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)

Live jazz...

great

(Goodie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)

That is the best thing.

Ever! FACT!

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dogsbollocks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)

...and enthusiasm

start the car I know a whoopdie spot where the gin is cold but the piana's hot

(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)

Yay

he's got a nifty beat working there.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)

yay and woo

i'm tapping my toes too

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:01, archived)

3 tips for the youth of today:

1. lose is spelled with one O. not two.

2. if the name you have chosen for your internet identity has already been used by 4311 people, try coming up with a new name, rather than naming yourself psychosteev4312. If that many people are already using it, it can't be that great.

3. if you're really fucking stoned, do NOT listen to Autechre, it'll do your head in.

thank you for your attention,
Zog the Old

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:23, archived)

Oh man

I spend my entire life pointing out the lose/loose spelling error. It does my head in!

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)

i can name one spelling error that's worse

alot worse

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)

the thing that annoys me

your = your
you're = you are!

(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:35, archived)

i've learned to laugh at that

b3ta taught me how =)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:40, archived)

Aaaaargh...

thats one of the worst thing's you can do...

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Dr. Mercury, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:46, archived)

Autechre

does my head in any time.

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SpunkyBackpack, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)

hear

hear

(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:28, archived)

I'm a member of the youth

And I can speel peoifectly will.

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dogsbollocks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)

no ur

not, noob.

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EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)

I'll have you know

I'm a leet hack-saw.

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dogsbollocks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)

I made a really good desktop of that for b3tapaper,

but damn Photoshop crashd.

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EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)

answers

1)I know
2)I try to be unique
3)I don't know who or what Autechre is

(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)

Autechre is

the sound of things going wrong

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:28, archived)

*makes noises like Basscadet*

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crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)

that description made me laugh

particularly since I'm listening to them right now and it's very fitting.
although I think wrong is good, so I guess it's right.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:36, archived)

which album?

i have confield on.

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:38, archived)

jacking

whats the tunes thats playing at the end of tarrant on tv right now?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)

4. We have pants and socks which are older than you

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crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)

If you weren't a big hairy man,

I'd marry you.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)

and you said i was the only man for you!

;-)

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Red wine and cheese., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)

If you were hairy and wee.

Christ! Don't you people keep up.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:33, archived)

I'm 21

is that still youth? Cos I don't do any of that stuff...

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Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:28, archived)

along the same lines

i'm 17 and don't do any of it

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)

I'm 22

I think it's still classed as youth (God i hope so)

When I was working at Butlins mothers would say to their kids "Ask the nice lady" It felt wierd I'm not a lady I'm just me

(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)

mmmmm

older ladies....

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)

mmmm

younger men :)

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Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)

giggle

you make

my gourd spin.

or something.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)

Um, thanks

send me email, make much smiles happen :)

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Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)

email?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:53, archived)

Yay the gourd remains

still haven't caught up on sleep from that night

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:55, archived)

nor me

have a gourd lamp

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:58, archived)

I always use

original names on the internet,
as I am often known by them in reality.

Also, what is this music you speak of?

And loose is spelt loose, but lose is spelt lose. If you know what I mean.
Urm, yes.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:30, archived)

ooh

hello x

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Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)

I really agree with 1

that focks me off too.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:38, archived)

before any more of you get defensive

I was talking to the rest of the internet about the names, mostly aol in particular, certainly not my beloved fellow b3tans! please join me in pointing and laughing at the aoliots over there.
ha!
ha!
ha!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahhahaha
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(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)

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