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# name
the 80's celebrity chef

(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# rusty
lee?
i'm sure i saw her further down the page. laughing. maniacally.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:05, archived)
# woo to Rusty
Okay, Wincey Willis next.
Then Roland Rat.
And "Mad" Lizzie
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)
# rusty
bullethole
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:08, archived)
# you did


I deleted her to make it a little harder - but seems she was already spotted and identified!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:09, archived)
# hehe
that confused the hell out of me! i looked back just to check and she'd gone, i thought i was having insane vision of rusty lee laughing at me, with her scary unhinged jaws, and larger than life personality, and...

maybe i should go to bed now
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:11, archived)
# you do know
she lives just a couple of miles away from you.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:14, archived)
# I do
wifep0t has served her in Our Price, and I have nearly run her over in Staples car park :o)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Better luck
next time ;)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# nah
don't wish ill on Rusty.

She's great!

The best, in fact.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:26, archived)
# I
would!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I still think we should have a challenge as
Photoshop Rusty Lee one week, but i'm never up in time to suggest it.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# but
there are only two pics of her on the intermaweb, it seems.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:29, archived)
# General Lee..???
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Oi you.
And me :¬)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# yay
for TV chef rustie lee!
wwooooooooooooo
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:09, archived)
# erm...mona lisarrrrr

(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:03, archived)
# yarrrrr
avast ye, that be mighty fine 'shopping, me lad
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Ha...
hahahahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# yarrrrrr
nice shoppage
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Tee hee
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# *Groan*
Moana Lisa?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Hee heh..
The hummus is low... :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# hahaha...
top notch shop :-)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Wooo! Pirates! Arrrr!!
:-)

Can't resist it, I'm not here very often, so here's a related repost ;-)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# hmmm.
such an enigmatic smile. or is it wind?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Two reposts on one thread!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Odds-bodkins!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# reeennntttaaabussssshhhh
:)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Boom-Boom goes Baghdad!


Woo for putting Bush on cult tv characters!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Honestly Mistress Meaker
I thought that you'd enjoy the warmer climate afforded by living in the Persian Gulf...

And of course, the fireworks I've positioned about the city are merely for our personal entertainment, and not for attacking anyone.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Gadzooks Mistress Meaker
or something

you know.. all it needs now is his jester's stick thingie (Jeremy?) with a Blair face. But I have no hummus to edit it.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Woo!
mistress mindpiss!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:06, archived)
# woo!
ETHELLLLLLLLL!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:06, archived)
# *pinches nose*
*disappears in a spray of mindpiss*
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:08, archived)
# *sproing*!
if anyone can write that noise alliteratively, i'll be very impressed.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# his face suits extremely well
and I'm not normally much for Bush or Blair pics
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Sleeping Beauty is about to get an early wake up call

(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I could be wrong
but I'm unsure if AOL allows remote linking...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)
# I can see
it.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# seems to work..
could be me though..
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Bugger
well I can't, must be my server, cnuts... If Baz hadn't been able I'd have said it was 'cause it was in your cache that you could see it, but as I seem to be in a minority I'll just have to go without :(
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# here you go
hometown.aol.co.uk/timcweav/photo2.html
sorry for all the other stuff, couldn't be bothered to split it into different pages
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Ta for that
and may I just say "hehehehehe" :-)

Funny, I've seen your stuff show up before... I think my server just likes to toy with my DNS settings randomly.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# The coalition knew who to call
to deal with the bad guys in baghdad...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:56, archived)
# this place....
is insane... and i love it.

mmmm hey boy.....
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:57, archived)
# You better be ready...
...for 21st May sukka!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# I pity the
fool that wears my jewelery of mass goldeness!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# They never saw it coming
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:56, archived)
# that is so brilliant it's
its

it's

fuck, speechless
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:57, archived)
# I was looking
at the spring thing that stops my door banging and thought of this:

boing boing boing!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)
# i must concur
that's exactly what it looks like!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Settled back on spacefish
then?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:56, archived)
# yes
maybe
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:14, archived)
# boing
.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:54, archived)
# boingy
.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:54, archived)
# boingidy
.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:54, archived)
# you
are having fun aren't you?
:D
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:55, archived)
# boingidididy
yes!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# me too!
boing boing boing
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# boingidididingidingidingidingidingboingoingdingdoingdoinboing
wooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# that is cool
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# .
b3ta.com/board/1020629

not mine, but the mindpiss strong in this one is. (or somesuch silly yoda speak)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:08, archived)
# ooh
you're right! someone even mentioned the door thingy. BTW: when I searched for the pic (typed padaung into google) the second pic that came up was this one! man - b3ta is ev-er-ree-where!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:11, archived)
# haha
doiiiinngnngngngn

(although someone should twang her from the side)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:09, archived)
# ooh
repost chance!

(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:12, archived)
# haha

ace
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Blend thought Colin,

blend like you've never blended before.
clicky huuuuuge
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# hehe
corking!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Oooooooooh
I like that... How about animating it, so the fox pokes his head up?

Woo!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)
# yaay!
for the picture and the text. great!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)
# brilliant
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha
good pun and nicely shopped
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha....
lol... fantastic :-)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
yay for animals blending in!

/repost
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:54, archived)
# that is a picture that tells a thousand words
if ever there was one. fantastique!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:54, archived)
# w/y/h!
very nice!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# fantastic
CJ - really excellent
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)
# well damn!


This sign has bothered me since I moved to Minneapolis. It is at the exit of the smallest pay parking lot I've ever seen (12 cars)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Is it like the one in Police Academy
where they park the cars sideways if they run out of spaces?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)
# hehehe!
I'm just glad to have done something with that sign. It really has been driving me crazy. It's as if you leave, you'll end up driving around in circles with nothing left to do but stop and set up a hot dog stand...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:51, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
hot dogs... with chilli, and cheese
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:54, archived)
# quick'n'dirty

but i thought this looked more natural ;)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:43, archived)
# a short-necked giraffe!
haha! nice camoflage with the bricks.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:46, archived)
# yay!
and woo... quality edit :-)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)
# the more i look at it, the more i like it
i want a giraffybara (or whatever it is!)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)
# sure you wouldn't prefer

a girabra?
yes yes, repost whore, but this is my fave one of these i did
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:56, archived)
# at first
i didnt see anything wrong with it.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# then i'll forgive you
for the moby comment ;)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)
# tis a fair deal....
.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# that is very
good
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:16, archived)
# SadHam....

Come on...who stole my frigging hummus?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:42, archived)
# ha ha!
but he looks happy!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# D'oh!
Erm yeah... He's a very good actor?
Bahh shambles on me... Okay... He's putting up a brave front on it...AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:46, archived)
# he
shouldnt be smiling if he is a sad ham

(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# oh I think the hummus is with you :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Just messing
with rotations


Click BIG biggie!

Sorry for the phantom window moving at the start. Ovenreaddy was doing silly things & I'd spent too long on this already!

/edit forgot to say tis my first ever piece of kitty shopping!

(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)
# hey that was nohands
that little bugger :P
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:39, archived)
# tell him to stop it...
he`s fucking up the rotation.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Erk
your small pic is still about 100K over what's really accepted as "postable"... you need to resize some more, or maybe drop some more colours.

That window jiggle's not doing you any favours either, but it looks good after the first run - like the window's settling back in place.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:40, archived)
# True

But I'd seen other say about 300 was ABSOLUTE max, so thought I'd go for 280!
I'll take another look at it.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:43, archived)
# during the day time you can get away with
slightly bigger files, as most people's work have good connections.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# I have to ask
how do you lower the number of colours in ovenready?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)
# you don't, you optimize to filesize
and it goes through reducing the number of colours until it finds the best one.
Often though it is just far better to reduce the overall image size.
edit:If I was at work I'd send you a screen shot of where it is in imageready, but it's late, I'm stoned, and lazy
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)
# In the optimisation panel
see where there's a number, probably 256? Click there, and pick a lower number.

What's really shot you in the foot for making this a smaller pic is all those icons and that flashy wallpaper...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Cheers
Done it, 64 colours - 139K with 10% lossy compression.

Bit better!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# hypnotic
I could watch all night...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:42, archived)
# And what the
hell is Edonkey then?!?!?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:42, archived)
# variation on Emule
which is a variation on kazaa, which is a variation on napster, which is a variation on ftp, which is a variation on "answers on the back of a postcard", which is a variation on "take this message to the king, pick up fresh horses where you can", which is a variation on greeks running to Marathon...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:44, archived)
# It's like Kazaa
but different. I don't trust it, or Kazaa, or any of those programs.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Took me a while to figure out why IE wasn't on the task bar :)
Nice work. I've never seen a 4.2MB gif before.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:43, archived)
# A few tweaks
and it could come down a meg... But it's rather awe-inspiring isn't it?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Oops
The lack of IE never occured to me!

So much for my job in continuity!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# woo yay!
i like that a lot :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:46, archived)
# lovely motion there!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)
# I like the kazaa hack
in the background lol
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# *blush*
:)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# And there, in the art gallery, was the greatest work of Picasso's ever found...
However, William and his Grandad were not too sure if it was authentic....

"Is it real, Grandpa?"
"I can't be too sure, William. I can't be too sure......."
*EDIT* and then it was smaller...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Its HUGE....
....yet tiny.

And woo!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Aaargh, cried William...
...My modem's on fire... can't it be made a bit smaller grandpa?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:40, archived)
# it's
36k. does the modem hurt because it came out sideways?

edit: your profile is hilarious, by the way!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:42, archived)
# i think that's the most shocking thing
i have ever heard you say. woo!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
#
hee hee
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Hee hee...
Sorry, it was the near 1/2 meg window anim above yours causing the bandwidth agony :-/

Ta btw, hee hee...took me far too long ;-)

PS: I love your paintmashed pic :-)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:48, archived)
# thought it might have been...
[this post self-edited due to stupidity]
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Gah
ya wuss, it's only 36K...

I remember when home computers didn't even have 36K of RAM!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:42, archived)
# It'll never make front page.
not with that girth.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:43, archived)
# hold on
i'm in the process of making it smaller
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:44, archived)
# I had
One that worked with ants and camel spit, now that was computin'
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# it's only 36k
which is okay for a modem. :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:44, archived)
# .

ok... you can have her back now I've set my quiz for the night
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# warg!
she's toying with me now!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# I decided it was time I photoshopped a kitten
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)
# the one on the bottom
doesn't look very happy about it, though
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Ingmar Bergman's Cinderella Pt 2
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Superb.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Ta!
Very kind.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:46, archived)
# you've
got
mad
skillz
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:12, archived)
# film?
Are the clips taken from the film "The seventh seal"?.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Quick and dirty,
but it's a world all of my own...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:32, archived)
# and in your world...
...you can have whatever you want. Just don't expect too many visitors ya big scarey freak!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)
# i`ll visit you...


you big scarey freak.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# capybara... master of disguise...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:28, archived)
# muntbury fucksocks
look at its neck!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:29, archived)
# yaaaaaay
capybara!

can i nick that pic, i've just had a top idea?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:29, archived)
# of course you can...
do you want me to email you the elongated capybara in its original (colour) setting?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:34, archived)
# nah, 'scool
ta though! i'm being lazy anyway :)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:35, archived)
# aww... you tease...
can't say you've got a top idea and then not do it :-)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:41, archived)
# oh, i did it
just very lazily ;)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
# like it muchly
is that a Henri Cartier-Bresson?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)
# i have no idea wheer the background came from...
sorry... been looking for the source but can't find it...
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:56, archived)
# i can't see a capybara in there
what are you talking about?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Mr Hitchcock was not impressed with his new pet
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:27, archived)
# "Goodevening
Strange pet"
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:28, archived)
# That's
great that is, have a
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Hee hee ;-)
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)
# lol
its only a salamander alfred!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:44, archived)
# looks like
hes about to start blubbing!! nice!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:17, archived)
# he he
de funny people
make oi laaarf!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:23, archived)
# What a fab couple
reminds me of this repost



Ooh, nice reworking of the FAQ by the way
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:24, archived)
# ha ha
is it
the Twat in the Hat?
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:27, archived)
# with
a tash
(, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:36, archived)

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