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Fine then, here's a harmless Sneasel.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:02, archived)

reposting

schweinhund

>insert some symbol for "this is meant in a fluffy manner" here<

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

(RageInACage, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

you bastard rog

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Koogas, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:15, archived)

isnt this a

repost?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

Perhaps...

But I'm bored and my artwork is unappreciated.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

it didn't seem underappreciated before

it got comments on April 11th and 17th, to be exact.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

Your reply makes no sense!

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

It makes sense

perfect sense it makes!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

sense

tickle sense perfect logic makes topwise arachnaphobia

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

Not sure but heres one my lad did earlier

www.b3ta.com/board/1185370

(sorry Tedmus and Justhere I know you've already seen it just wanted the evening crowd to have a look)

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

oh no

that kind of reposting's fine - it's all in the FAQ :)

your kid done good anyhow, he needs reposting!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

Cheers

*wipes away tear from left eye*

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:09, archived)

That's fuggin class

*passes some spare change* here's 10p, put that in his money box:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:09, archived)

Clink

Thanks..

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:11, archived)

that's

astonishingly good! even for a (simple) adult, like me. but for a seven year old, well! fantastic!

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freshlegs, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

He's

going to be sooo chuffed to read all these....
(sorry to be a pain but: could you re-write all the comments in his thread so he can see them under his pic?)
Thanks Guys and Girls

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:16, archived)

done

with pleasure and an added wooyay.

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freshlegs, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:20, archived)

Thanks

Oh I'm soo proud......

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:26, archived)

jeeZ

la wheez

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Koogas, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

yeah repost alert.

your gay. probably... i havnet seen it before.. and it is quite funny.. but him up there says its a repost and thats gay.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

Am not

I'm just SO secure with my masculinity that I feel comfortable wearing leather pants and breeding poodles.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

breeding poodles..

sounds like a euphemism.

[edit] : [..a thread with a repost in is better than an empty thread..]

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:09, archived)

Actually

it was an inuendo.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:10, archived)

deleting the thread

is probably more effective... although i am no classroom monitor - and i am bored with all the people shouting the RULES (!) all the time... deleting the pic makes no odds whatsoever...

tum tee tum

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popt_art, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:11, archived)

Yeh..

Ho-hum...

thinkfluffythought..thinkfluffythoughts

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

Well everyone seems offended by it

Plus it's all these replies of people yelling "OOH ILLEGAL REPOST BLAH MONKEY TESTICLES!" that kill our mouse wheels.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

Noones offended by it.

We're just saying, put the picture back in, or there's no point having this thread, see?

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:14, archived)

Ohhh

So suddenly you all LIKE it!

Hypocrites, says me! =P

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:15, archived)

I never commented on the picture.

I'm a neutral chap.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:16, archived)

i didn't say i liked it either : )

just saying if you deleted the pic you might as well delete the thread with people barracking you about reposting... that's all : )

i couldn't give a flying fuck really i wish everyone would shut up and just get on with it!
:)

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popt_art, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:19, archived)

Shit

Maybe I should consider a career choice. I'm a graphic designer.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:20, archived)

i didn't say i didn't like it

i was just saying, y'now?

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popt_art, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:22, archived)

I didn't mean to appear unfluffy, my apologies

reposting the same pic that didn't frontpage before isn't likely to make it frontpage this time though, is it? That is, it does happen, but is exceptionally rare.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:15, archived)

heh,

that's gotta suck...

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

Great film / Football icons of our times

And I said what about breakfast at nistelrooys

(Elnickouk, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:01, archived)

Woo!

He's probably got quite a nice house. Let's go and ask if we can come in for some toast.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:02, archived)

GOD!

He is God. 110% undiluted FACT

(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

No.

No football discussion.

It's the Law.

134% FACT and TRUTH.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

I concur.

100% of FACT.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

i have no idea who Ruud von Nistelrooy is

however I'd like to say that is one of my favourite films ever. especailly as you know the reason George Peppard was smiling in the A team was because he was remembering snoggin Audrey - lucky swine

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 12 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:00, archived)

dance

dance
dance
dance

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

I love that

magis dancing man- does that make me bumgay?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 12 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

well

he is wearing a pink hat...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:08, archived)

Yes!

He's a very gay dancer!

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:10, archived)

Bugger

cant say that currently it will be a major life style change. Single Gay is abotu the same as single straight as far as i can tell - just with different aspirations

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 12 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

hmmm...

hahahaha!

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:14, archived)

he likes the balloons

needs some help w/ photoshop though

(birdaatcornell, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:10, archived)

Everyone say hi to my new kitten called hendrix

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Gaz, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:51, archived)

hi hendrix!

prrrrrrrrrrr from one kitty to another :)

(meh, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:53, archived)

to your new kitten called hendrix

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:53, archived)

nonono...

he said say hi to my new kitten called hendrix

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:00, archived)

Hi Hendrix

Train your pet human well. If you rub round their legs, they feed you, and endless fun can be had with humans by shitting in their headphones.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:54, archived)

Bad experience with kittens?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:55, archived)

hello

hendrix

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:54, archived)

must... resist

shopping... head removal...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:54, archived)

His head's not

in the picture?

:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:56, archived)

that's not

hendrix's head?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:57, archived)

hehehe Champion!

But you could have covered up the writing on your top a bit more and fool us into thinking you're wearing a 'I *heart* b3ta' top:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:54, archived)

hehe

yeh

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Gaz, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:55, archived)

But it could be saying

'I *heart* BBC'

:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:57, archived)

Actually

I think the "I *heart* beavers" t shirt is just as good

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cr4, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:56, archived)

Did he savage you

Moments after that picture was taken?
Grumpy looking..

But sweet.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:57, archived)

I just woke him up

and then we took the pic

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Gaz, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:59, archived)

Well it looks nice

but only time will tell whether its alligence lies with good or... evil

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 12 May 2003, 22:57, archived)

There's a definate hint...

...of the dark side in those eyes

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beefandcheese, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:59, archived)

personally i think he has

the cold dead eyes of a killer

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 12 May 2003, 23:01, archived)

I love kittens though...

...and I could never hate that one for long.

Cute thing

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beefandcheese, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:08, archived)

Oh yeah

He's the kind of kitten who could kill your sister and you'd still give him the cream from the pint

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 12 May 2003, 23:10, archived)

What type of pub do you goto?

Mine don't come with cream on top. Are you sure it hasn't been "tampered" with..

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

I'm a guinness drinker

so the cream is normal

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 12 May 2003, 23:13, archived)

you love badgers in the biblical sense?

i hope the RSPCA aren't watching...

hello hendrix!

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popt_art, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:59, archived)

fuck off hendrix

i hate you already.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:59, archived)

it soooo sweet

can i stroke it?

(pinky shminky, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:01, archived)

Kill IT!!

NOW While you still have the chance!!!

(RageInACage, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:16, archived)

PHIL WINS

it was a fight to the end:

but Phil won!

huzzah!

and I still fancy Toyah.. phwoar!!

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Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:44, archived)

whoa

tuffers missus would get it

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:47, archived)

with a bag

over her head!!

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Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:49, archived)

nice body

but mantel piece...fire...poke

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:52, archived)

Is it over?

About bloody time.

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:50, archived)

Animals on Drugs #2

Ostrich on Ecstasy...
OK, it's crappy photoshopping, but hey, its E, baby

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:35, archived)

lucky bastards!

;_)

(meh, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

anyone can somehow prove to me that they've raved with an ostrich, I'll do a request...

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:37, archived)

im the guy

in the green hat

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

i did once see

2' midgets with brooms and flat caps sweeping around my feet in a club

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

ok,

now i think you're on ecstasy...THE LIGHT...THE LIGHT...i love you man...

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:41, archived)

i think it

was a combination, but what I do not know

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:42, archived)

coming up next...

squirrels on heroin...

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

squirrel (n.)

a hot female

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magoo, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:41, archived)

should be french chickens

nowt like abit of heroin chic
/coat

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:42, archived)

heheh

Well worth the wait
Yes I'm pleased easy and
I am going to bed with splitting headche/migrane

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:51, archived)

Was it me or did the board just break?

Anyway, here's a couple of images I just knocked up on paint...

(salbot, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

you are scary

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:35, archived)

...

uh...yeah...

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

did i miss something?

i was busy watching bid-up tv... no hair for sale though.

TJ: is there an easy way to photoshop a pylon? I've spent the last 40 minutes masking one and I'm beginning to hallucinate

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_null_, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

lasso it instead?

masks are really painful to produce...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:38, archived)

Not really

Unless you're lucky with a very even background... I had the same problem with a ladder. In the end I got pissed off and ballsed it all up, had a tantrum and chainsmoked a packet of fags. It's probably easier to draw one yourself. :)

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:38, archived)

idea:

duplicate the layer.
whack up the contrast till it's practically b&w.
magic wand a black bit.
invert the selection.
go back to original layer, with selection still active.
cut it out.

not bad considering i'm a little mashed.

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

ooh

that's a nice idea, i've got silver on a pale blue sky so it might just work...

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_null_, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:41, archived)

Why

didn't I think of that?

Must go back and try that picture again... Or go to bed. Photoshop... Bed... AAAAGH!

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:41, archived)

thats a top idea

tuffers has won it

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:41, archived)

YaaaAAAAaaaaAAAaaaaayyyy!!

drunkness rules.
Everheard of state-dependant memory? It's where if you learn something in a paticula motional state, you're better at reembering it if you get back there.
I think i might have been drunk when i l;earnt photoshop!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:45, archived)

that kinda makes so much sense to me know

its scarey, everything has suddenly fell into place.
more experimentation is now needed
:)

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:56, archived)

if it's a regular background

you could try using a copy of the image itself as a mask, then fiddle with the brightness and contrast on the mask.

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barnesy, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:41, archived)

I really

love the olive eyes.

(Mademoiselle BOO, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:37, archived)

oh good,

more nightmare fodder. I won't be sleeping tonight with those two on my mind.

(norumbegan, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

still learning :)

(meh, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

i really love that :P

w/y

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Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:34, archived)

Is Geoffrey the big strong one.

That goes against type really.
Interspecies love's great innit.

And what would Bungle say?

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Tart Monkey, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

lol

nothing wrong with mixin up that gene pool ;_)

(meh, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

geoffrey and andy

get my blessing! what a lovely couple.

(norumbegan, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:37, archived)

squirrel (n.) a hot female.

"Check out that squirrel - I'm going to give her some nuts."
yes, even if she is called andy! :)

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magoo, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

cute!

that should belong on some sort of christmas card i think :)

(the1gip, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:46, archived)

wow 5 replies!

gonna start posting at this kind of time rather than 5am, makes you feel the love sooooo much more :D

(meh, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:50, archived)

the evening shift

is fluffier. FACT.

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barnesy, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:50, archived)

I was playing with MSpaintmash

clicky for 413k original bmp

...and these two just appeared. Spring really brings out the best in everyone, doesn't it?

(norumbegan, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

oh yes.

That is very nice.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:33, archived)

huzzah 4 paintmash

ooh! the room's spinning

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:33, archived)

perhaps you should slow down a bit.

You know, have a glass of coke instead this time.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:35, archived)

nah

i don't like coke. the caffeine aggravates my haemmoroids.

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

water then?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:38, archived)

small tip

you appear to be drinking it the wrong way...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

hehehe

more vodka!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

Aww they be lovely...

(salbot, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:34, archived)

they am cute!

yay for hedgehogs!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:34, archived)

you should

submit that to www.paintmash.co.uk - bananaman would love it, i think!

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freshlegs, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

done

and done.

Thanks for the suggestion :-)

(norumbegan, Sat 17 May 2003, 17:53, archived)

Happy dancing man

I know a person at Uni called Craig. I potatoshopped some pictures of him and now he likes to dance...
Clicky 1

Clicky 2

(Goodie, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

my, those are great!

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Lora, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:34, archived)

heh heh heh

Dancing Craig.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

Dance for me Craig

DANCE

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 12 May 2003, 22:41, archived)

Alan Brown Catering

I made a site for these guys.....

They didn't pay, and started ignoring me...
Soo, err I did this....
www.alanbrowncatering.com

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:28, archived)

I doubt I have to click on that

to get the gist of your revenge.

But I'm sure it's very good anyway.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

It's very subtle

and civilised really.

(Mr Mandrake, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

It was very tempting

I nearly replaced it with some animal porn...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:34, archived)

beautiful

and tasteful

you should put their address in too though, so people can be sure it's them when they cancel their orders.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

I'm sure

you could have added a penis or something. Just for comedy value..

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Lora, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

I agree

They're always funny. Even Einstein appreciates the value of a good nob gag...

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

haha

i saw a sign earlier which had 'your dumped' written on.
I think that's how I'd like to be broken up with..

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Lora, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

well

in that case, may I ask you out?

it'll be easier to arrange getting dumped that way, you see...

Anyone ever told you you look like Willow only with darker curly hair?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:43, archived)

Jove, you're right, she does.

More proof, if proof be need be, all b3tan women are hot. 100% of FACT!

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:44, archived)

why is your

musics page forbidden??

i want musics!

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cwethan, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:45, archived)

Sorry, just

spotted a typo in the URL. It's fixed now, I think... :)

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:46, archived)

woo hoo!

sanks : )

edit/ oh what's that? some kind of techno eh? not much into that but it's nice all the same. did you do it??

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cwethan, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:47, archived)

Some kind of techno, yes.

Some of it is more electronicy than technoy, but it is largely bleep oriented. (More of a limitation of the technology than any real liking for it.) I'm working on some lovely triphop, if that's more your bag. :)

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:52, archived)

this music is totally my cup of tea

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:59, archived)

willow?

the midget in that film with Val Kilmer?
naH, she's noit that sexy!

joke

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:47, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

Hahahahahahahahahaha...

I am Mad Martigan!

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:48, archived)

top film

but enough! I'm to bed, my head is throbbing from looking at the csreen.

Good night B3tans wherever you are!!!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:51, archived)

Me too...

Night night all!

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:54, archived)

hah

the woogly spong is priceless!

(norumbegan, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:40, archived)

spong einstein!!

hahahaha, that's classic!

(pinky shminky, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:58, archived)

Bas-

Tards

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cwethan, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

Wot, no kittens?

Not even a little one?

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

It needs a random kitten.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:34, archived)

It's like a B-Movie, but somehow worse!!!

Argh! The plastic animated spider stuck to the wardrobe with stickyback plastic is going to kill us all!! Shot in "BROWN VISION" for added spoooooooky effect. Wooooooo.

I made it smaller woo, but I kept the BROWN VISION

(senselessleon just got his profile back, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:27, archived)

I rather like

the "Brown Vision"...

Filmed in TeleVision!

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

I likes that.

Bordering on modem meltdown sizewise for the dial-uppers, but I'm on broadband, so it's lovely.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

The intention was there

hey its my first post, I dont get all this putting things on the internet if somebody could tell me how to make my files smaller without "intentionally" putting them in 3 colour "BROWN VISION" that would be super. spiffing even. But hoorah for brown vision nontheless. I like "Them", giants ants rule!

(senselessleon just got his profile back, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:37, archived)

The

easiest way to make the filesize smaller is to resize the animation. Go for a width of 280 -- that's the standard round these here parts... :)

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

simplest method would be

to make the actual picture smaller

with the amount of movement you've got in there, that's the best you could hope for really.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:40, archived)

Ooh ta

Hmmmm... I guess, when you think about it, it DOES make sense to make the picture smaller. Actually saying that I already did twice, when i took the photos i forgot to turn my camera off 1280x680, so I had to quater the size to make it even that small (big, whatever).

Oopsie.

(senselessleon just got his profile back, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:42, archived)

have no fear

you'll get the hang of it

there's many technical things you could do in the preparation for making the anim, but now it's made and accepted, leave it well alone and just worry about the next one ;)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:44, archived)

Hmmm

"but now it's made and accepted, leave it well alone " I always get advice AFTER Ive done something :) I cut it down to 280x210, a slowdem friendly 192kb.

MUST SCREW HEAD ON TIGHTER

(senselessleon just got his profile back, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:47, archived)

Never realised it was a first post.

Splendid start by the way.
Always been partial to a spot of 1 bit dithering. Reminds me of the olden days....

As mentioned above scaling the picture is probably the best way to go to reduce the file size.
There's some bits and pieces in the FAQ's if you need to know, or just ask.
B3ta FAQ.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:47, archived)

Quick! Quick! I'm BUSTING!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:26, archived)

woo!

that made me giggle : )

are you pissed? or are you pissed?

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cwethan, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:27, archived)

i'm british pissed

wooo-ao-ooow!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

WOO

wish i was

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cwethan, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

is very smiple

drink booze.
hey presto!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

haha !

nice one :)

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Tedmus, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:27, archived)

i've saved your gallery as a favourite, so's i can look at it when i'm sober.

congratumalifications

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

cheers

mate :)

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Tedmus, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

Link to gallery in my profile now , big thanks to Hugo Rune and popt_tart for making it possible :)
That is all

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Tedmus, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:21, archived)

evening ted

and may i say wtf? ;)

you would have to get your gallery on the go while i'm on dialup, wouldn't you?!

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zerolicious, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:24, archived)

Hehe !

stop whining , you mithered enough.
Thought you weren't going on dial up?

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Tedmus, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:25, archived)

but muuuuuuu-uuuummm

/whine
i'm just waiting to get broadband back. can't keep away in the meantime.
please please please let me get my connection soon though!

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zerolicious, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:28, archived)

Hurray !

I'm gonna check that gallery right now :)
I feel like I must thank Hugo and popt_art too for making this real !

Woo for the pic, Yay for the gallery !

/edit : and apologies for having being so thick about that ...

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oCo, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:24, archived)

haha!

woo to strange sea creatures :-)
oooh... am off to check out the tedmus gallery!
edit: is as lovely as expected... :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:25, archived)

Can

we have some thumbnails, please. :)

Some people are never happy.

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:28, archived)

all

in good time !

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Tedmus, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

that

am bonkers.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

work here is done :)

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Tedmus, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

nice one!

most of the time i can't be arsed with the thumbnails, but it does make life easier when you are looking for something : )

great work!!

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popt_art, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:55, archived)

so hard to find a good pic of Joey

one crappy pic, and now it`s bed time - oh, and I`ll be trying for that tattoo on Saturday!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:20, archived)

hehe JOEY !!!

/showing age

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Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:23, archived)

A-con, B-con, C-con,

DEACON!

Joe-A, Joe-B, etc...

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:27, archived)

wahey!

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Mr Peet, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:24, archived)

evening all

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zerolicious, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:16, archived)

i would

is that wrong

/coat

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:17, archived)

Yes

very very very very wrong...esp If I not had a go first...

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:18, archived)

In more ways than one!

You should be proud....

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cwethan, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:19, archived)

nice

turban. Not everyone can get away with a turban, but you carry it off well.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:17, archived)

aww bay-bee

matrix...recored as we speak

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:21, archived)

Recored?

I just played enter the matrix - it's fan bloody tastic.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:21, archived)

sorry

recorded, on VCR
but an interesting typo

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:24, archived)

Matrix 1

Or reloaded? I'd be amazingly impressed if it was!

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:25, archived)

making of

reloaded
ITV2

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:27, archived)

NADS

Is it still on?

/scurries off.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:28, archived)

started at

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

what he

said :)

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

I have an excellent

...
hell, what is it, you know - the thingy you use to help you remember things... bugger, it's gone.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:35, archived)

lucky you

personally I have a very short attent

ooh look a shiny thing!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:37, archived)

Woo !

everning Z :)

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Tedmus, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:22, archived)

yay!

and hello :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:24, archived)

oooh !

nicely done !

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oCo, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:27, archived)

and she's outta there!

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Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:13, archived)

are

people actually watching that?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:13, archived)

who are the 'celebrities' that are on it anyway?
daniella fokin westbrooke, come on surely they can do better than that

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:15, archived)

she quit

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:19, archived)

i'm not interested in thw show as such

its just SOO funny watching John 'Focus' Fashanu !
he's such a stupid motherfucker...

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Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:15, archived)

heeeee

stupid motherfucker

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Koogas, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:16, archived)

fewer

not less.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:16, archived)

Quite right

That grates on my nerves so much when people get that wrong

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xian, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:18, archived)

Unless he means

people "who are less strange"...
But yes, I get quite annoyed by people confusing less and fewer. Oh, and it should be "of whom he is quite fond", but at least the whom is correct.

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:18, archived)

In the words of Winston Churchill,

I do feel that that last objection "is a rule up with which we should not put". :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:23, archived)

What

did you bring that book about down under to read out of up for?

Ted, where Bill had had "had", had had "had had". "Had had" had had more weight with the examiner.

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:26, archived)

Phil

will win, but I do not give one tiny weeny toss. "I Used to be a Celebrity, Get Me On TV!"

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:14, archived)

I used to be a celebrity, get me on TV

couldnt agree more

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:15, archived)

yeah

and I'm not even on it.

How cool is THAT.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:15, archived)

It's cool.

I won it last year. I got to meet Ant and Dec as well, and then loads of TV work afterwards...

[Damn, that's given the game away...]

Hello the board.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:23, archived)

tip:

Get rid of the Anya Hindmarsh bag with a picture of YOU on it. It's not big or clever.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:28, archived)

There's so many things

about that sentence I don't understand.
Mainly the words.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:34, archived)

Tara PT lived opposite my office.

She had a v. expensive handbag onto which had been printed a photo of Tara PT.

I shit you not!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:41, archived)

Tony Blackburn won.

No wonder I didn't have a clue what you were on about.
Rarified Northern Air.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:49, archived)

I'm just waiting

for an ex-Big Brother contestant to appear on it.

Then the circle shall be complete.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:17, archived)

ooh scary yeah!

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Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:19, archived)

i was watching the hopefuls

on E4
dreadful

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:22, archived)

Not up on celebrities

Who was she?, was she once famous for something other than being able to spong and hide her tattoos?

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

she

redecorates people's rooms for them

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

I would™

I'm not fussy really.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:34, archived)

she did a spread (fnarr) for the Sun

before the show started... I've not thought she was a bad looker anyhow, but they really opened my eyes.

Kinda like "Phwoar!" with a spong attached.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

The technical term I believe.

"Scrubs up well"

She's 98 you know.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:58, archived)

he's a little camera shy...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:09, archived)

awwwww!

lovely = )

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evil pixie, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:10, archived)

loik elephants.

TJ!
What a good way to get around cybersquatting...
www.southwalesecho.com

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:13, archived)

by "get around"

I presume you actually mean "demonstrate a pointless use for"?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:26, archived)

Yay!

Fantastisk!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:13, archived)

Silly Elephant.

Awwwww.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:28, archived)

yay !

lovely side stepping action !

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Tedmus, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:28, archived)

oooh

that's lovely!

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Lora, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

hey ... don't be shy !

that's lovely :)

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oCo, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

I get so wild on my motorbike! I'm breaking loose on my motorbike!

I purchase new tires, My speeding motorcycle, My 'hot' motorbike

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:03, archived)

Yay!

but no helmet? what a poor example to set for safety ;)

Woo!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:05, archived)

surely such godlike sideburns

are protection enough?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:09, archived)

yay!

nice and silly :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:05, archived)

chortle

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:05, archived)

Night Night

minx

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:06, archived)

ooooh weird!

that archway looks like a building next to Teviot in Edinburgh, but those are London buses...

woo to the pic as a whole though : )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:06, archived)

Piccadilly

I'd say

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xian, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:07, archived)

hehe

jamc-tastic!

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iamhyperdog, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:06, archived)

Yay!

that is all

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:23, archived)

Flagrant use of Motion Blur.

Well done.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:25, archived)

bwahahaha !

I love a good McCrirrick pic :)

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Tedmus, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

Really Cool

www.worldrps.com/index.html

(aterzino, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:01, archived)

ok?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:02, archived)

will roshambo your ass!

ROCK!

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:03, archived)

like to see you

bloody try m8.....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:04, archived)

I did try...

ROCK!

Great game. WWII would have been over a lot sooner if they'd only settled it this way...

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:06, archived)

rock yousay!

*bends rules*
molten lava
i win :)

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:07, archived)

on another note

I appear to have ADSL at last.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:04, archived)

well w00

to broadband internet :)
*strokes his 1mb blueyonderbox lovingly*

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:05, archived)

Woo.

I ♥ our ADSL.

(tomsk, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:06, archived)

On together!

Kinky.

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partychancer, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:08, archived)

woo

and yay!

welcome back!!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:07, archived)

*ahem*

yes, yes I am. Thank you.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:13, archived)

you're one sexcat

with a fab wig Dr PK :D

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Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:10, archived)

Woo for you,

and you should post that in a proper thread, it's great!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:10, archived)

good god, no

you are far too kind.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:16, archived)

you should though

it is an exceedingly good pic.

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zerolicious, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:23, archived)

no it's not.

Have standards plummeted since I was here last or something?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:24, archived)

oh shush you

with your self-deprecation. it's a dancing cat with a glittery wig. it doesn't *get* any better than that.

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zerolicious, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:27, archived)

That's smashin'

It jiggys on down fine to that TAT song Hugo Rune popped on last night. I've played that none stop all day you know.
Broadband is great innit.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:27, archived)

hello

*waves*

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 12 May 2003, 23:46, archived)

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