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Bob Hoskins searches on for Hawkings, his captured friend...

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:13, archived)

I am really begining to enjoy these

a lot

(ivor_the_engine, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:15, archived)

I was going to do that

but I didn't.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:15, archived)

I'm going to jack this

to request something...does anyone fancy getting their arse to sunderland and pretend to be me so I don't have to do my final year project presentation?
I'm so terrified, I hate talking in front of groups of people

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:15, archived)

i'll do it

for foive grand?!??!!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:16, archived)

dammit

I only have £4999.99

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)

that'll do

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:19, archived)

you'll be fine, just remember

1) everyone is on your side

2) you don't look nearly as nervous as you think you do

go get 'em girl!

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:19, archived)

aww

encouragement, thanks *mwaa* :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:20, archived)

you can have my arse

as it's supposed to be in hospital in a few hours having a camera shoved up it...

but the rest of me stays here, and you pay for the travel costs, a'ight?

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popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:19, archived)

Thanks for the kind offer

does you arse know anything about knowledge based systems, GUI's and rule-base personality typing software?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:22, archived)

everything TO THE MAX!

and more!

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popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:24, archived)

is this for some sort of

extreme fetish site?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:22, archived)

yes

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popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:25, archived)

cool!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:32, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

woooooooooooooooooooooo!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:15, archived)

I'm liking these more and more

There's a sort of Kallusness about them.
Woo!

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wayward., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:16, archived)

i wish to nominate a new level on the barmyometer

above monkeon should go johnny2

WOO to you you barmy genius

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:19, archived)

Truly

worthy of fark

(Kimbo, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:33, archived)

The fun..

The fun never stops. Ho ho

(boris2, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:13, archived)

MAX/MACS

(schoey, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:12, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

It was ....MOIDER!

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--- ---, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:13, archived)

Reeeeeepost

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pagram, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:21, archived)

waw!

she's goooooigeous

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--- ---, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:35, archived)

Mindpiss

TO THE MAX

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wayward., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:14, archived)

those little speaker things look like eyes....

eye-macs?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:15, archived)

ooooh

mind peas, kind of.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:15, archived)

SATAN IS HAPPY

YOU ARE ALL HIS CHILDREN NOW
mwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahah .

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--- ---, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:12, archived)

thats very nicely done.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:13, archived)

woo

very good.
*sings* "sucking Satan's pecker, suck it!"

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:14, archived)

SUCK IT

SUCK IT HARD
[edit]TO THE MAX!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:15, archived)

hooray!

Someone repost Gamesmaster saying "Wank it! Wank it HARD!"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)

What are we

your wank it hard bitches?

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:25, archived)

yes.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:32, archived)

I likey.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:14, archived)

looks like he's saying

gimme gimme gimme

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:15, archived)

a man after midnight?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:19, archived)

bingo

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:22, archived)

he is

he say ' gimme your eyes '
'gimme your ears '
' gimme your star wars figures '
and...um...' fuck ' ( he IS the devil )

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--- ---, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:22, archived)

arrrgh

*posts from behind sofa*

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cr4, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:16, archived)

beautiful stuff

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lemonhead, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:16, archived)

I like that a lot.

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Craymen, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:16, archived)

cool

(Turnip Boy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:20, archived)

he looks like

he's practising making a scary noise but not quite succeeding.

woo to satan.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:21, archived)

that is fecking ace

no ..even better

it's fucking ace

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cow23, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:22, archived)

How would u like it done sir???

(kids taste better with chips, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:10, archived)

Toys! Toys! Toys!

to the MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:20, archived)

Anyone coming with me?

TO THE MACS.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:07, archived)

hahaha

I'm there

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:07, archived)

arf!

what have I missed with this whole...to the max thing?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:09, archived)

nothing at all

TO THE MAX!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:10, archived)

thats the truth

TO THE MAX!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:12, archived)

not a word of a lie

TO THE MAX!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:14, archived)

he also speaks the truth

TO THE MAX!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:14, archived)

i love it, to be honest

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:05, archived)

are you a real man?

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popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:05, archived)

he's definitely a real fish

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:07, archived)

is that like

a real doll?

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barnesy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:07, archived)

not really

but don't tell anyone or they'll all want one (maybe)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:09, archived)

depends

do unreal men do their own washing up?

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lady_delirium, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:16, archived)

i did mine this morning

and the laundry. i didn't use fabric conditioner though

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)

evil stuff

expensive, bad for the environment, and above all, YOU DON'T NEED IT

it's the hair conditioner of, er, fabric

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:22, archived)

totally agree

and it gives dolphins cellulite

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lady_delirium, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:24, archived)

Me too......

.... :-)

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:06, archived)

Me too

but it's full of cream and butter and cheese.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:07, archived)

what is it?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:07, archived)

flan

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:10, archived)

eww flan

is like totally gross

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:13, archived)

but i love it when it comes together

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:15, archived)

you can't break an omelette

without making some eggs...

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popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:17, archived)

oh dear

that was such a heavy handed clue i don't know whether to be ashamed or happy that I didn't get at at first
:)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:17, archived)

hey foo!

I love it whan a flan comes together too

([]DOo []DOo, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)

Quiche contains too many eggs

to really do it for me.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:07, archived)

you love quiche?

really? how odd.

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:08, archived)

I hate the stuff.

At a party I was offered some by the hostess and replied, without thinking that "Ew, no thanks, I hate flobby egg". Apparently this was thought to be rude.
Edit: Such egg-citing Quiche parties I go to...

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:17, archived)

had quiche for tea last night

FACT !

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:08, archived)

YOUR ALL GAY

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popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:09, archived)

definately.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:11, archived)

only if he had it with a light rocket salad drizzled with honey and mustard dressing

and a glass of indifferent pinot noir

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:11, archived)

actually

it was two quiches , I had some cheese and bacon quiche and some garlic mushroom and onion quiche which made me niffy this morning

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:11, archived)

and

in my defence it was the easiest option , would have meant preparing and cooking stuff otherwise

Bummers

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:13, archived)

did go to a very sweaty electric six gig last night - and shouted gay bar whilst jumping up and down with loads of blokes...

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:22, archived)

not me.

I hate the texture. It makes me want to vomit.

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Craymen, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:09, archived)

mmmmm

me too... leek and goats cheese with garlic and pine nuts.
right sod dissertation, i am making one.
Spacefish, my failure to graduate will be entirely your fault.. just so you know :D

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lady_delirium, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:10, archived)

jolly good

you can join me at the dole queue then :)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:11, archived)

huzzah!

beertokentastic

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lady_delirium, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:14, archived)

so you are going to fail a degree

because of quiche?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:11, archived)

you must remember this

a quiche is still a quiche

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:12, archived)

a pie is just a pie

these fundamental things
apply
a swine goes by.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:12, archived)

a pie is still a

pie

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lady_delirium, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:13, archived)

a sigh

is just a sigh...

bugger, too slow and I missed an obvious pun!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:13, archived)

anyone read this months joke page in fhm?

a young gentleman is in a restaurant when a rather attractive young waitress comes over and asks him what he would like to order.
He thinks hey, im single, shes probably single, i'll try my luck...
"hows about a quicky?" replys the young man to which the waitress slaps him in a the face and storms off.
A fellow diner notices the poor guy sitting there and leans over, "i beleive its pronounced Qui-che".

(icedragon, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)

brocolliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

brocolli quiche am de bestest, 'cos unlike normally eating brocolli on its own, it stays warm in a quiche 'cos it is surrounded with warm creamy stuff.

My feet are FREEZING. I'm going to go and put some socks on.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:12, archived)

put them in a quiche

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:14, archived)

NO, NO, NO, NO..................NO!

Its is against the law to eat anything that looks like a small tree!!!

(Lexx, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:20, archived)

my kids

actually used to call brocolli florets 'tree'

it was like watching a giant baby devour a huge oak after that

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:25, archived)

yay...

quiche's all right, don't really understand the ani tho..

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:10, archived)

your quiche

is cached

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rogan, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:16, archived)

ouch!

sounds painful, will it pull through?

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lady_delirium, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)

cache a falling star

and put it in your pocket
and save it for a rainy day

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:19, archived)

Gay Hat Dog

is the winner!

...this really is so poor I can only apologise.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:02, archived)

well

I like it!

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barnesy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:03, archived)

Arf...

really you should do more to the pic than just put a hat on the monster dog truck... ;)

the humour is high quality, that's what counts - right?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:03, archived)

I spent so long erasing the original monster truck from the picture

I got bored by the time I had to put the doggie in. So it is v. shonky.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:08, archived)

the joke is intact

and that is what counts most - I hadn't even seen where you'd erased it, so it must have been done well.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:09, archived)

now it has been mentioned

I can spot where the back of the truck was. But I didn't notice before.

I normally get bored when erasing something from a picture, and end up rushing it doing it really badly.

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Craymen, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:13, archived)

Hahaha

I love it

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wayward., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:05, archived)

If I wasn't already married

I would ask you to the high-school dance on the strength of that picture alone.

(plus you're not a close relative, so you are completely ruled out I'm afraid)

Woo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:06, archived)

well

i like it.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:08, archived)

clicky for firewalled

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Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:58, archived)

go stand in the corner

and think about what you've done.

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:59, archived)

"racist"

"immigrant"

and most firewalls block MSN first...

other than that, woo!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:00, archived)

ok immigrant maybe spelt wrong

but I stand by my use of 'racialist'.
Only people who are racists ever use it.

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Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:03, archived)

ok, yes - it's their nonsense word they use as a safety blanket: "I'm not racialist but..." Well of course you're not, there's no such thing!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:04, archived)

ah, but

they always say "racialist", don't they?

EDIT: see?

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:04, archived)

my firewall is odd.

Pootle's got adult content apparently... I could get into it fine before though.

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:04, archived)

I even checked what filenames I've been using

and other than 'cockatiel', I can't find anything that could be seen as being adult.
Childish, yes but adult seems bizarre.

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Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:20, archived)

Not to worry,

It's more likely that my firewall is behaving strangely than the content of your site suddenly changing that much.

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:22, archived)

I think 'racialist'

was intentional

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:04, archived)

how bizarre

I replied to Dr P.K. and she's deleted... ok, I'll repeat:

I'm having flashbacks to this conversation even though it's never happened before...

my problem is I've spent time around racists who didn't care about being called racists, so I'd forgotten the alternate usage was also correct. ;)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:08, archived)

sorry

I thought there were so many replies we were in danger of labouring the point and annoying you. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:09, archived)

nah

the thought's appreciated though...

I am wearing green, but I'm not turning into the Hulk, honest!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:10, archived)

I've would clicked...

...but msn's blocked at college..

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:05, archived)

tee-hee

you're being very kind to me with your clickifying

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:00, archived)

jokes on the theme of commoners,

the lower orders, hoi polloi and their bingo clink are top fab subjects to me

woo yay etc!

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cr4, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:05, archived)

I couldn't agree more.

If the lower orders aren't for making jokes about, then what are they for?

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:17, archived)

being put into

service.

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Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)

fnar!!

that's jolly good!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:05, archived)

In Santa monica 1000 people

got together to draw a picture resembling Picasso's Mother and Child.
Yahoo didn't tell us what the next picture they made was...

Let me know if NSFW

(gee, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:54, archived)

cartoon cocks

am never NSFW...

real cocks, that's what's NSFW!

Nice idea!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:56, archived)

I'll

have to make it a real one next time

(gee, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:57, archived)

Cartoon cocks are a NSFW grey area..

it's not real, but it might horrify some Daily Mail reading middle manager

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:59, archived)

or someone's aged maiden aunt

or the children, please, won't somebody think of the children!?

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:05, archived)

The

balls look like ikkle feet !

Make it run !

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:00, archived)

It might be NSFW

there's norks in the first one!

only kidding, have a woo!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:03, archived)

I used to live there... never saw cocks on the beach

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sinisterduck, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:16, archived)

honk

(Barry Bethal, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:48, archived)

grave-cart?

ouch

edit:

PARP!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:51, archived)

Max Bygraves

to the MAX

(Barry Bethal, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:52, archived)

arf!

of course :D

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:59, archived)

last threadjack I swear

kitten update

he just ate a whole bowl of treats..now hes purring on my lap..

he still looks on the edge but now hes turning on his side and relaxing...though his claws are still visible..

I think ill let him sleep on the bed tonight

(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:54, archived)

oh thank god for that

i can carry on with my life now...

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popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:56, archived)

*raises handbag theatrically*

ooooooooooh, get her! ;)

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:06, archived)

handbags at dawn!

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popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:10, archived)

good

Can I have him?

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:56, archived)

hell no.

I saved him a couple of weeks ago.

he was getting tossed around out back by some pitbulls

(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:57, archived)

bastard dogs

well done you.. i just want a kitten (living in a shoebox means that I can't though)

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:59, archived)

you could get a very small one

i believe you can buy bonsai kittens these days...

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:09, archived)

ooh

really? Where can I find out more?

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:11, archived)

i was going to do a cunningly disguised

link to the goatse man, but then i thought, "no, it's db" and didn't do it.

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:16, archived)

Were you being nice

or being in awe of my infinite powers?

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)

Pitbulls rule.

Kittens dont.
Nuff said!

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Hugo Rune, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:59, archived)

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:11, archived)

just an idea

you did have someone feed him while you were gone, right?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:57, archived)

yes

he actually ate 3hrs ago when i just got home from work..thats why im kind of surprised he ate. thats 2bowls in 4hrs..whoa

and while I was gone my sister feed him. I thought maybe she did something to him and thats why hes hostile. but then when why would he be upset at me. o well tis a mistery

(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:58, archived)

maybe

he was upset with you because you went and left him with your sister

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:06, archived)

heheh

maybe..

hes fast asleep on my lap now..

(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:08, archived)

hooray

for happy kittens!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:05, archived)

Repost

because im proud and i like scaring youu

(Turnip Boy, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:43, archived)

*waits for lumpbucket to post "the speech"*

s'alright, but it's been done before, and (meaning no disrespect) better...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:44, archived)

didnt get told it had been done before when i first posted it thus i must have been the first and any subsequent copier, however more skilled was therefore a thought leacher. whooooerrrr.

(Turnip Boy, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:47, archived)

if its your own work and the first post of it, we WANT that

doesnt matter if its been done, have your own slant on it if you wish, but we only wish to see each image starting a new thread once please

if its relevant to a new post, repost in that thread. thats fine because it doesnt shove new posts off the bottom of the board

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:48, archived)

MA!

FETCH MAH GUN, I FOUND ME A GODDAM REPOSTER

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:44, archived)

yeah no fair

i got yelled at he should :P

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:46, archived)

look

i shouted

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:47, archived)

i'm ignoring him

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:47, archived)

you got yelled at

for your response.

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Craymen, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:47, archived)

i didn't yell at you.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:49, archived)

Yeah

but maybe not repost so big next time as it pushed peoples new work down the page

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:47, archived)

it doesn't matter how big it is, it'll still push work down the page...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:52, archived)

Reposting is frowned upon because a lot of regular visitors trawl the spaz anyway and its annoying to see things two or three times.

A reposted image in its own thread also pushes newly created work off the bottom of the board. If this is allowed to happen a lot, people become annoyed and repost their pics because "the board goes too fast", which makes it go even faster and everyone gets upset and a big shouting match occurs. It has happened before, and this is why people complain in order to head it off.

Please do not repost, unless it is a relevant repost in a reply to a picture.

Thankyou very much.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:48, archived)

"Thank you" is TWO words..

...blah blah, rant rant rant, I get pissed off, blah rant, when people, rubarb, forget to put, blah rant blah, a space in!

aagrhg!

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:52, archived)

thankyouvery muchfor tellingme that.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:53, archived)

I thought he was trying to be helpful

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:53, archived)

yeh very helpful

...I wasn't trying to offend...

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:01, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

that's better

(

isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:06, archived)

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

so's that

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:13, archived)

...it's quite nice icon sized tho...

: )

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:56, archived)

now dont just smallerize it

delete the thread (and make friends all of ya!)

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:58, archived)

i feel i've been firm but kind

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:58, archived)

there's no benefit in deleting a thread once it has appeared

as those which have gone off to the spazz don't come back, we just end up with less threads.

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Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:00, archived)

most informative

no, really!

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:11, archived)

untrue

they do come back from the spazz, I've seen it happen...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:12, archived)

another

long standing myth of the board uncovered..

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:17, archived)

TO THE MAX

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:42, archived)

Some Caterpillars

can be quite dangerous, apparently.

(

The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:39, archived)

Not as dangerous

as this

(

Monkboy, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:42, archived)

lol

at badger

(

notshitashi OMOH, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:44, archived)

Quality

psycho badgers!

(mi laddie, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:45, archived)

Well

looks like Bodger's out of a job now!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:46, archived)

Ouch!

"I would consider this to be a one-off incident and the people of Evesham and Worcestershire, and indeed everywhere else in the country should not be worried that this may happen again."

Oh yeah - that's what they want you to think...

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:46, archived)

I thought it said

(CrazyDave, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:49, archived)

Because...

Just because...

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:39, archived)

the dog

need either a wheelchair or a spong

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:41, archived)

TJ: Bugger

I need some safety pins.

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:43, archived)

what

for?

(

butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:50, archived)

pinning things safely

(to the max)

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:53, archived)

I think

his pants are going to fall down

(

butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:54, archived)

hurrah!

Just as the vicar walks in, I hope.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:58, archived)

You'll find out soon

maybe - if the pic works...

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:59, archived)

That

totally escapes me

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:44, archived)

The nice thing about the extinction restuarant..

was the little extra touches

(

alexr, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:34, archived)

awww

look at the ickle monkey

(

Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:35, archived)

not spicy brains

just a useful holder of chopsticks/breadsticks

(

alexr, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:36, archived)

TO THE MOTHERFUCKING MAX

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:36, archived)

sorry sir

the dodo is off. why? cos its best before date was 10,000BC sir. now fuck off.

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:39, archived)

dodos

were around quite recently actually...

(

Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:40, archived)

i used to have one.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:41, archived)

i'm a dodo

and so's my wife.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:43, archived)

have your eggs

stinked?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:44, archived)

BREED!

quickly BREED BREED BREED!!!

then move into a zoo

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:46, archived)

Apologies for thread wastage

Can someone just post the link to that rant site that was on the news letter ages ago

will delete shortly

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Toast_not_ghosts, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:33, archived)

thread jack a thread waste

and a repost... thought some of the daytime lot might like these...I apologise for the crappy photoshopping but it would have been twice as bad if i was sober but here is The Matrix: Roundabout
inspired by reallytalkblokeinfront at holymoly.co.uk

Neo
Trinity
Morpheus
Agent Smith
The Twins
Wallpaper
All images here

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raw-edge, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:35, archived)

Why not look it up......

... in the newsletter archive... Hmmmm...?

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 May 2003, 12:44, archived)

try here

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/

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Craymen, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:46, archived)

beware

and yes before anyone says it
i am responsible for the deaths of countless domo kun

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:30, archived)

sooo many errors

see me after class.

(shiftClick shifts it., Tue 13 May 2003, 12:31, archived)

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:31, archived)

what's a feath

and is it dirty?

(

Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:32, archived)

only

if the moneys right

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:33, archived)

It's what a

feather does

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:33, archived)

"feaths"?

ooh, tickly

(

isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:32, archived)

thats very nice.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:33, archived)

and i owe all

my wrist based pain and agony to you :P

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:33, archived)

hey

can i help it if i'm gorgeous?

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:36, archived)

i have no idea

can you?

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:38, archived)

i see that joke

went right over your head. Oh well.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:40, archived)

nope

just ignored it
hehe

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:42, archived)

All your wrist based pain

are belong to us ;o)

(

The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:43, archived)

no lol

it are belong soley to me courtesy of the twat that pulled in front of me at 60.....

but your welcome to someof it if you want?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:45, archived)

im suprized that

mr pedantic hasnt paid you a visit

(icedragon, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:39, archived)

"Anyone for drinks?", asked B.J.

Mucho M*A*S*H punnerage from this one - but the link is obscure ...

(flimp, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:29, archived)

ace

M*A*S*H is the best thing ever to come out of the USA.

FACT... to the MAX

(

isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:33, archived)

Garlic mash is yummy

TO THE MAX!

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:51, archived)

mwuhahahah

I can't stop laughing
www.wheelchairsfordogs.com/photos.htm
TO THE MAX

(

Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:29, archived)

Oh my..

the poor dogs!
I've just found out my dog has to wear one of those silly collar things :(

(

Lora, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:30, archived)

is that site

on menub's list yet?

menub? menuuuuub? Another one for your list, sir.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:30, archived)

I like the one

with the little gay hat

(

wayward., Tue 13 May 2003, 12:31, archived)

poor bastard

sadly heh as to wheel about in one of those things, that hes made to wear that hat!

TO THE MAX

(

Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:33, archived)

hmmm

they need engines.

Big engines.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:32, archived)

I'm thinking

Robot Wars

(

wayward., Tue 13 May 2003, 12:32, archived)

yeah!

Dogs in wheelchair wars!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:33, archived)

TO THE MAX!

who is max?

(

popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:41, archived)

"moonwalker" looks well evil

I certainly wouldn't like to run into him on a dark night!

BTW, Does anyone have any recomendations for *legally available* free or cheap video editing software? Is Ulead any good?

(

LP, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:33, archived)

Yeah

get it at www.ibe.com/ty?0u=cl1&ck=th1&s

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:35, archived)

linkety

not worky :-(
But thanks anyway! :-)

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LP, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:36, archived)

really?

thats odd. Try here then: http://haha.com/told?you

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:37, archived)

fucknuggets

Why did I fall for that :-/

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LP, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:39, archived)

clickhereifyouareanidiot.tk

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:43, archived)

Nope, that one 404....

... *DOH!*
Edit: I'm now all confused

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LP, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:45, archived)

yay!

I now own www.clickhereifyouareanidiot.tk

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LP, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:49, archived)

too funny

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:40, archived)

haha

well disguised. Took me way too long to read that properly.

(

barnesy, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:40, archived)

you can

download a demo version of adobe premiere for nowt from adobe. Not saying you'll then be able to work it out, but it's available!

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barnesy, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:36, archived)

problem is

If I try premiere, I'll like it. And I can't afford a copy :-(

So I'm probably better off ignoring it
(Oh, and adobe seem to want to know my inside leg measurement before they'll let me download anything... not that I'm paranoid or anything you understand)

(

LP, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:37, archived)

yeah

I forgot to mention my views on adobe. Another good reason to not try it! Ooooh look, acrobat distiller has fallen over again on my other machine...

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barnesy, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:39, archived)

premiere is pretty hardware-intensive too

i like vegas video, myself

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:41, archived)

christ!

they all look so depressed though!

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:36, archived)

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