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# Got Hummus?

Apologies if its been done.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# you've ordered a GOITRE?
Can you get those mail-order?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# ?
*looks confused*
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)
# One of these
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ewwwwwwwww... *flees*
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:05, archived)
# hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa
hahahaha
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# oooh
reminds me of the competition when i very first joined
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Spiral or not?
find out (don't stop it)
and again sorry, i'm a newbie :)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# welcome!
although it is quite clearly not a spiral :)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# ohh...
i was myself pretty confused about it.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# how can you say that.
it cleary is one.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Rrrrrrrrrepost your recursive type piccies he-ere!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Oh look, it's a random repost
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Oh look, it's a not so random repost!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:20, archived)
# i feel compelled to tell you
that i love your user name, quite an irrational amount.


that is all.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Is it just my crap work computer
Or is this not loading at all?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Be fluffy

It's my first pic.... hope it's legible. And thank you Mr Neil Young for the inspiration.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Something beach?
Sorry dude, it's too compressed!

Welcome anyway, pull up a kitten!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:49, archived)
# On the beach?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)
# My mate's
dog used to sing along to that everytime it came on the juke box.

Saying that, it was the shit dance version from a couple of years ago....

/fact
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Your mate's dog
could sing? He must have made a fortune...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# No
But he smelt terrible.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# no no no
That's the punchline to an entirely different joke!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Rectum?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:05, archived)
# cheese
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:07, archived)
# yeah like most dogs..
that's why i preffer kittens..:)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
# yep
Supposed to be, but lost a lot trying to keep it under ~60Kb. Arsebiscuits.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# arsebiscuits
is a great word *FACT*
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:20, archived)
# On the Beach?That was Chris Rea was it not?
Another of Mr Bovine's personal favourites.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Road to Hell
is a good song.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# dear god
bovine. what is wrong with you?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)
# They are
good songs, really.
I like loads of different stuff whether its considered "trendy" or not.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# i only
like what the nme tells me to. anyone want to buy a copy of the yeah yeah yeahs' album?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Sadly
I have to go home now.
Bye bye.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# laters.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# I'm alright for coasters, thanks!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# meow.
.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# bovine is right
Road to hell is a fantastic track.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# "..... this ain't no technological breakdown......."
"....this is the road to hell...."

Gravel-voiced genius.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:07, archived)
# I think "Rowed to Hull"
by the Voodoo Trombone Quartet was better.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Of course.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
#
I've just bought voodootrombonequartet.co.uk
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Really?
Really?
Email me.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# why?
.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# oh, you know
this and that...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# i downloaded that track
you put on messenger. it fucking rocks. in fact i'm going to listen to it now!

edit: and google returns precisely nothing for them
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# it will
soon enough.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:05, archived)
# got any more of their stuff
i can listen to?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:08, archived)
# well, I
should be posting another track this week - maybe tomorrow if I get a chance this evening to er...mp3 it.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:16, archived)
# My dad likes Chris Rea
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Chris Rea is god
.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# did you hear he
teamed up with dire straits?







they called themselves dire rea
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen
It's Hale and Pace!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# can't be
there was not one mention of a dildo, or foreskin.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Or a microwaved
cat
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# haha!
i thought i came up with that stinking turd of a joke myself, oh well
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# hmmm
well, it doesn't make any sense to me, but welcome to the board.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Is it a
whale on the moon?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)
# We're whalers on the moon
we carry a harpoon
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# aawww, you beat me to it
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Diznee matter
Grate mineds fink a loike
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# oh we're whalers on the moon
we carry a harpoon
but there aint no whales
so we tell tall tales
and sing our whaling tune...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# that digger-thing...
is digging on the whale?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# New Olympic Sport




Quick and dirty.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Do you have to do it BEFORE he shoots you?
It's all very confusing.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# well,
its hard to do it afterwards...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)
# sex sex sex
thats all you think about
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)
# *squirt*
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)
# sex sex sex
thats all you think about...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# re-
post ;)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# I did actually even copy and paste it!
which probably took longer than retyping it!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# ahhh ha ha ha
it's true mind
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Wideboy kittens: unpredictable.

(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# That's bling bling
innit mate wikkid like!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Quality
and wearing tinker's tartan! yay!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I thought it was Sherlock Holmes.
Or similar.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# New member
of the Blazin' Squad?

f'shizzle.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)
# That is tight yo!
Fo shizzle my bizzel you be mackin up in hurr!

/mind funk
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Film of the the cookbook of the song
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# but where?
where do they make balloons?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# yay!
and double yay for a proper reply to me just writing rubbish!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# i've been at the fatboab-tmbg
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Ah
I get you
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# lance...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# oi
leave it
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Now there's a classic
good old stef. Look at him, he still hasn't lost it. Hooray for using that song!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# HONK!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# old wesr badger
These Old West photos really make you feel that you're there...(edit)

(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Surely that should be
you're their?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# either you're there
or your they're
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# ta
thanks guys.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Yeah
I was joking!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# plops

I hate grammar...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:49, archived)
# I noticed.
I wouldn't of noticed normally.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)
# retarded

speed typing doesn't help either.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# And it's
wouldn't have noticed...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# A nice trip to the zoo





the images total less than 60k... thats ok isn't it?
edit: FP! Ta!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Hah!
Serves 'em right!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# hahahaha
lovely!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Very
good
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
BRILLIANT!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:49, archived)
# brilliant
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Nice to see
that again!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Yes
Yes
Yes
Oh yeeeeeeeessssssssss
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)
# mmm
nice
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)
# That's fab
very fab
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Haha!

/repost
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)
# that also
has greatness
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:52, archived)
# WOO!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:11, archived)
# ver good
large ground squirrels - yes - we'll have that!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:50, archived)
# PPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
U made me spit coke all over my desk.

PURE GENIUS SIR!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Fuckin Brilliant
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Haa ha ha ha!
*snort* *cough*

Thanks for that :)

(, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 8:20, archived)
# Yes! hehehehe
so evil and yet so good

:)
(, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)
# hello milestone1

(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)
# oooh
I like him. He looks friendly.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Yay
welcome, etc. (Everyone will had said it!)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Having been reliably informed that 'sheep are the new kittens'...

(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# baaaaaa

(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:49, archived)
# kittens - reviewed
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)
# "also, kittens are warm"
ahaha
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Yep,
Like that.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)
# revision is a waste of good b3ta time
staying here is nicer.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# That's true
I suppose I could always do it on the bus to the exam...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# yup
or liquidate your notes and take them intravenously
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:49, archived)
# I need to upgrade my cat
had to get a lampshade for him to stop him eating his sores
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Let me out!
May be a Redex whilst image copies around the servers in which case, my sincere apologies sir or madam
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)
# thats very lovely!
me like
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)
# And Half Life 2 is?
Sorry...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)
# it looks wonderful
: )
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Okaaaaaay....
(still none the wiser!)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:49, archived)
# thats noice
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Oh it's cutesy!
And I put my mouse over it (ooer) and got your nice polite apology thingy - awww!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)
# quick!
Or he'll drown!!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)
# 'ere yoo,
I don't hate it.
What made you think I do..is it cos you're not happy with it?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)
# no.
I just need constant reassurance and you hadn't said anything.

You hate it though.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# No,
I don't hate it.
You just need to keep working on it that's all.
And now you hate me...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)
# visiting time
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)
# What's he in for?
Is it murder?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)
# or even
MOIDER.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)
# No, murder.
Like she wrote... ;)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Was the verdict delayed due to...
...a few RED HERRINGS!?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Yeah, the jury
wasn't very e-fish-ent!!!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Ooooh
I was perch-ed on the edge of my seat.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)
# But it wasn't too bad...
on the SCALE of FINS!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Can you lot stop
CARPing on.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# you're
all cunts. um, haddock.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
your one was the best...you win the book token!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# You
haven't got the hang of this have you.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# All these puns are giving me a
headhake.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# moider is what Quincy
always reckons a suspicious suicide is.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)
# /arrives in time machine
/jets off
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)
# not exactly the greatest
time travel escapade.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)
# No, he stuck something
up the cat that is making its eyes pop out like that!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)
# I love that
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)
# To further Sick Boy's Theory

Please use our new "Magazine Buying Wizard"
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Gets you...
a scary blurry eye condition?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Summink
like that....
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Another milestone hurtles past.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)
# woooo!
well done! alot of milestones being reached today!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I coined the term
"mille-stone" last week, but no-one picked up on that clever bit of punning. Bastards.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)
# too clever for most people
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Yes. I think you is right.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Yay! Well done!
*checks own post count*
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)
# wooo
tj afternoon ppl!!!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)
# nice one!
woo und yay!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Buy me one, now now now now
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)
# the sheer audacity of that
made me laugh
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)
# www.b3at.com isn't registered.
That is all. Back to thesis writing now
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)
# some cunt's got this tho
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)
# I tried posting pictures of kittens on their message board last week.
Doesn't accept html though. Boo to mobile phone geeks.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)
# boo to them
registering typos is a cunts game
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)
# As going to
www.typos.com proves.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)
# I always though
homtail.com would be a good one
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# no i dont
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)
# haha!
I do like that.

And, I recognise that masked cat too... www.barnesy.org/b3ta/cat_jack.gif
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)
# tha's funny
me loike
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] They've got high hopes if they think they can get away with it!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)
# I would go to see that,
I'd have high hopes for it.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# how high?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Say...
apple pie in the sky height?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)
# ARF!


(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Hehehehe
I love this challenge.....'bouncing into cinemas in 2004' - Loon
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Its been my favourite competition so far.
Its great!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)
# i love love love
and adore that. i would make that win. but i won't judge it, so that's academic. anyhoo. woo!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Sterling
work!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Gladys is amused
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)
# hahaha
that's officially the bestest woo-yay i've ever seen!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)
# why thankyou
kindly
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)
# i keep scrolling back
to just watch it again and again. hehehe. i love gladys. she is fabbity.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# well this is
my favourite so far
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)

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