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just been informed that an exam i thought was on the 16th is actually tomorrow. at 9.
and just what in the name of sweet jehovah is offset lithography?
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desktoppub.about.com/library/glossary/bldef-offsetlithography.htm
you might also need this
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you might also need this
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Though I've been through with finals for 2 weeks now.
Lithography (as defined by dictionary.com):
A printing process in which the image to be printed is rendered on a flat surface, as on sheet zinc or aluminum, and treated to retain ink while the nonimage areas are treated to repel ink.
(offset Lithography is offsetting the print by using this method.)
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Lithography (as defined by dictionary.com):
A printing process in which the image to be printed is rendered on a flat surface, as on sheet zinc or aluminum, and treated to retain ink while the nonimage areas are treated to repel ink.
(offset Lithography is offsetting the print by using this method.)
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they did that with lasers.
we were more interested in the screensavers they used in 1993
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:40,
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we were more interested in the screensavers they used in 1993
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...and the weight battles.
I suppose it could be included in the tears part. Although that Geordie fool really needs a friend. Whatever happened to "Five Bellies" Dawson, or sumsutch.
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I suppose it could be included in the tears part. Although that Geordie fool really needs a friend. Whatever happened to "Five Bellies" Dawson, or sumsutch.
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....for not cooking his tea?
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...is that she had made a salad that night.
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I could add 'takeaways' to the list, but it's really not worth it now.
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I keep expecting the scissor man to come along and cut them both up.
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TILT as in pinball tables. Too much in one day. Overload.
Well done.
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Well done.
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hey, i LIKE that song...
[edit: I'm off for they day... Ta!]
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:33,
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[edit: I'm off for they day... Ta!]
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I have sat with this window on the back of my screen all day. I typed help around 11am. I typed the other stuff just now. I seem to have executed 5 nops at some point.
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I think I managed to sell my car though.
Home time in 12 minutes...
[edit: a 'nop' is 'no operation' it does fuck all.]
[edit2: another good point... PIE! for tea.]
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I think I managed to sell my car though.
Home time in 12 minutes...
[edit: a 'nop' is 'no operation' it does fuck all.]
[edit2: another good point... PIE! for tea.]
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You are an assembler genius. And it'll run on several completely different architectures without any source changes!
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:20,
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i assume it's a person that you have murdered.
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is "no operation". It is present on pretty much all CPU's. It does... nothing! (well, except use up some cycles).
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:22,
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Yup.
Your PC probably performs around 1000 million cycles every second. I have performed 5 cycles all day. They didn't do anything either.
['your' meaning people in general, of course, not just lumpbuckets PC. I'm sure lumpbucket knows how his PC works.]
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Your PC probably performs around 1000 million cycles every second. I have performed 5 cycles all day. They didn't do anything either.
['your' meaning people in general, of course, not just lumpbuckets PC. I'm sure lumpbucket knows how his PC works.]
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being, as I am, a professional assembler programmer :)
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:25,
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My g/f is on the case. She's nearly pinned down a place with about 200 capacity - just trying to pin them down on a date. More news as it happens.
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the smallest space that Julian Cope can climb into whilst tripping his nuts off.
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to sit at home in a party hat.
being underage + living on a teeny island = no b3ta bashes :(
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being underage + living on a teeny island = no b3ta bashes :(
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finding funds for a clapped out old banger. and i blimmin hate GCSEs.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:19,
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if it'll be possible, but a saturday would be a lot better for northern type peeps.
/hopeful
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:18,
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/hopeful
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If it's on a friday, I'd have to take time off work to stand a chance of getting there. If it's on a saturday, I wouldn't.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:21,
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you'd have to b3ta on your own time rather than theirs! :-)
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and link them up by some kind of internet-video thingy. That would be really shit.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:24,
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he was implying that your mother is a midget slutwhore that can't hold her drink
I may be wrong though
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:27,
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I may be wrong though
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even though I'm not northern, I just don't live in London...
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London really is the hub of the universe
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is about 4 hours, I'd have to take the afternoon off work inordfer to get there at a sociable time.
And I'm not even up as far as the Midlands
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:39,
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And I'm not even up as far as the Midlands
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That was packed out.
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and haven't been put off by the last super small place. Booking a 200 size room requires a bit of committment that we'll deliver on the bar.
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and we did drink them dry last time. twas a fantastic night.
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I blacked out and don't remember leaving...
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and i think i left in pretty much the same state
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YES WE KILLED THE BAR!
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when I went in the next day.
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a 330ml bottle, they were laughing all the way to the toilets.
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Fucking hell. £3 for a pint is bad enough, but for a fucking bottle...
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I'm not going to post the name of the place until they've confirmed.
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that it might coincide with "b3tafest" (12 July). But it won't though, will it?
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brighton bash last week was about 25-30 people and the bar did about £600.
DON'T WORRY!!
:-)
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DON'T WORRY!!
:-)
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about £20 a head... And at Brighton prices that's what... 6 pints each at the most?
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presactly!
I've had more than that on a lunchtime
Although I can't garruntee I made it back to work
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I've had more than that on a lunchtime
Although I can't garruntee I made it back to work
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not much bloody different than london prices..
and most of us had been drinking from 1.30pm - at another bar.
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and most of us had been drinking from 1.30pm - at another bar.
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that by my maths, £600 sounds a little low! :-)
Edit: But then I wasn't there, so can't comment really. I'll shut up now.
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Edit: But then I wasn't there, so can't comment really. I'll shut up now.
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you think we wont?
[edit]oh ye of little faith
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[edit]oh ye of little faith
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"...hats....for clowns....lalalalalalala...hats for clowns..lalalalalalala"
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His name's Bloppo and he'll do it for £50.
I need the money please....
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I need the money please....
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not that im embarassed or nuffin : P
[edit]i have pints to buy for several people, some for looking after me and i feel i should also for a certain misdemeanor
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in fact I WILL do so
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bugger, i was hoping you'd gone home and wouldnt bring that up. You're one of the people i owe a pint to
/cycle helmet, not coat...
speaking of which, i'm off now, see y'all laters
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a texty unshopped thing
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Sorry if its been done before - I've been on holiday.
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but when I saw LotR I kept expecting him to call Frodo 'Mr Anderson'
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They should have, like, hundreds of him in Return of the King. That would rock!
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have a nice holiday? Frankly i think we deserve to know
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Here!
Instructions in bad english:
Moomin troll swings the rod when you point your mouse to moomin troll's head and press left mouse button. You can wind the line with spacebar. Moomin troll will be fishing at 9-11, 14-16 and 18-20.
Happy fishing!
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Instructions in bad english:
Moomin troll swings the rod when you point your mouse to moomin troll's head and press left mouse button. You can wind the line with spacebar. Moomin troll will be fishing at 9-11, 14-16 and 18-20.
Happy fishing!
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you outght'a love this dude:
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as i go home, can i just remind everyone that tonight, 630pm, radio4. i'm sorry i haven't a clue. ace.
(again, ask your dad kids)
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(again, ask your dad kids)
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I shall crank up the old wireless
*Edit and you can now purchse the Goodies on DVD
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*Edit and you can now purchse the Goodies on DVD
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it's available all week, here
www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/
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www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/
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huzzah! getting out the wireless as i type this! (I am wanking as well)
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i'm 16
therefore a kidlet
yet i love i.s.i.h.a.c.
is that wrong of me?
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therefore a kidlet
yet i love i.s.i.h.a.c.
is that wrong of me?
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Going to see it being recorded in a few weeks! very very happy!
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it's New Labour using Thatcherite politics.
Might be wrong though!
/coat
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Might be wrong though!
/coat
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that you've seen "The Castle".
My name's Dale Kerrigan, and this is my story.
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My name's Dale Kerrigan, and this is my story.
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He doesn't film it, but he narrates the story in a similar fashion to your post.
On second thoughts it's nothing like your post, but for some reason it made me think of that film. Odd.
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On second thoughts it's nothing like your post, but for some reason it made me think of that film. Odd.
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and watching that film was about the best thing I did, bar Sky Diving. I love it!
:)
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:)
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it's the sound of a two stroke at full throttle.
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disturbingly good ...simple concept but very effective..~s~
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met you at the bash (though you might not remember), I actually managed to get this awful pun in to a conversation the other day.
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