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# cat in a hat...
or cat faced kid in a hat...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:18, archived)
# ooh
there's nice
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:19, archived)
# a worthy woo
/repost
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:19, archived)
# I wondered why you reposted your owl
I was thinking 'blimey - it's just down there \/ !'
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:21, archived)
# yeah i typed the wrong one...
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:22, archived)
# The preview button
is your...



...hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
and

ha
(Divvy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Clowns
in town.
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:19, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaawwwwww
nice
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
KillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillitKillit!!!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:20, archived)
# aww
: )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:20, archived)
# lurvley.
(cece, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:20, archived)
# i want
six!
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:20, archived)
# and as the board is moving quite quickly (or am i being slow?)...
i'll put hummus monster here... she was so pleased to be spotted in previous pic she insisted i let her give you some flowers...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:21, archived)
# she shouldn't have!
yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:22, archived)
# awwwww
i want one!!
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:21, archived)
# I'd like to go skating
with her in times square
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Ooooh boy,
that's nauseatingly cute. Most woo.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Rainbow Trout

Sorry about this but you know what they say better out then in
(I helped save b3ta! weekendsession, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:16, archived)
# compo?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:16, archived)
# yes,
zippy is an actual human being.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:17, archived)
# i know he lives down the road from me
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:18, archived)
# can i
enter it in the compo?
(I helped save b3ta! weekendsession, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Is Zippy a celebrity?
VOTE NOW!

(he is in my book)
(Divvy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:20, archived)
# i would
give him celebrity status if he walked in to work
(I helped save b3ta! weekendsession, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Walk?
Zippy???

I've never seen it happen...
(Divvy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:34, archived)
# absolutely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:21, archived)
# confirmedly
.
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:24, archived)
# of course he is
he was the only decent one in Rainbow
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Jane?
SSG would, I'm sure...

;-)
(Divvy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:34, archived)
# SSG would most things*
But Zippy was the only 3 dimensional character, the others were too nicey nicey all the time.
*not a proven FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Thankyou
that's the first thing I've seen on here in days that's made me laugh out loud.
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Fishing Rod,
Jane and Freddy
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Woo
to the zippy-fish
(Divvy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:18, archived)
# yay!
woople!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:18, archived)
# beautifully done
and i like the implication that if you didn't shop it, it would just swim round and round and round in your head for ever more... hehe
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Where's PMGT
when you need a comedy zippy-related answer?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Gotta be done...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] the vader owl...
a lovely species...
lets see if we can get a better look at him

bloody batterys
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Woo woo!
WoooO!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:15, archived)
# That would be woo
if I didn't have a phobia of owls. Well done!
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:18, archived)
# I didn't
but I do now
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:25, archived)
# that am the wooest
Mr Attenborough
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:19, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Somebody requested this yesterday...
don't remember who, though...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:11, archived)
# hah!
I love the maniacal laugh at the end : ) most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:12, archived)
# HA!
Thats the best woo i've ever gotten! ^__^
Woo for your woo!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:14, archived)
# thanks
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:14, archived)
# i
would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:18, archived)
# You'd have to
she'd make you
(Divvy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:19, archived)
# rawr!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:23, archived)
# today, in that ---> london,
I FOUND THE GOLF SALE!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:12, archived)
# err
well done?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Fucking hell.
Did you buy anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:16, archived)
# no,
i think there's a photograph in my camera somewhere that i can't be bothered finding. my friend wondered what i was on about.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure it's been done a squillion times before...
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:06, archived)
# woo!
a Bunglebee! : )

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:06, archived)
# hahaha...
fantastic... woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:08, archived)
# it is fantastic!
i don't care if it had been done a quinzillion amount of times
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:08, archived)
# yes, squillions*
woo
*100% incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:10, archived)
# yay!
took me way too long to get it!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:10, archived)
# That's ace
is that
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:12, archived)
# gah!
hit it with a newspaper quick!

very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Fan Fucking Tastic!!
(kohoutec, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:12, archived)
# i woo your woowoo
in a non seductive way
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:18, archived)
# it's what a man puts
in a lady's wahwah
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Thank you
It's my only one.
(kohoutec, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:18, archived)
# rah
mucho chucklebutty!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha
nutter
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:20, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:05, archived)
# sorry,
couldn't think of anything, so I thought a filtered thomas from the 25th century would save mankind or something. hmm, yes..

arty.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:07, archived)
# mmmm
sci-fi-tastic

that's better
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Woo-Wooooooooooooooooo!!!
yay
(Divvy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:35, archived)
# he's wanking as you read this
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:03, archived)
# air wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:04, archived)
# HELLO
I'M ON A TRAIN! IT'S COLLOALS! SHIV HERE COMES A TUNNEL!!
(ah the glories of b3ta on a phone)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Try typing
woo or yay...very annoying
(Ellis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:09, archived)
# You have to log in each time too
As opera does not seem to support cookies :(

anyway 'won way hourlb' to the picture which i can't see!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:13, archived)
# though opera
doesn't support cookies, you can always use the wand function or enable cookies
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:31, archived)
# he's such a fucking smug cunt.
i want to smash his face in with a stuffed alligator.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:05, archived)
# hahahahah
yeah. the smug bastard
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:08, archived)
# his hand is moving
but the cars aren't. do you think they have permenantly stalled
or does he have bernard's watch so he can stop time and wank his life away
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:07, archived)
# The driver's
clearly stopped to double check the smug cunt out, as he couldn't believe his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:09, archived)
# perhaps it's his car
and he gets off on traffic jams.

the smug bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:10, archived)
# hmm yes
that does seem likely
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:11, archived)
# yay!
for bernard's watch mention!
(I helped save b3ta! no_funny_name heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Yay
bring back the smug bastard. Keep memes alive!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:11, archived)
# he must be getting in the wank time
before wankholiday monday
smug clitoris
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:13, archived)
# "smug clitoris"
arf : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:15, archived)
# here's another then


A repost, but an older one than most of these young whippersnappers.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Gap officially sell shit
something smells
[img: a pic of some poo with a gap logo - Mod]
of GAP
(i am me and various other people, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:00, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
w
(1, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:02, archived)
# That is nasty
true
but nasty
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:02, archived)
# yeah
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:02, archived)
# uh
wow you used the gap font and put in the corner of a picture from something like ratemypoo.com

sorry, im usually nicer. here - have a kitten
(icedragon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:03, archived)
# yeah........and........
and?

it still made me laugh
(i am me and various other people, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:03, archived)
# i didnt have a point to it
just pointing out the obvious. you just have to think is it likely to get a laugh out of people or amaze them? if not then maybe reconsider posting it.
(icedragon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:04, archived)
# most of these dont make everyone laugh mate
sorry if a picture of shit offended you
(i am me and various other people, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:05, archived)
# it didnt offend me
but it certainly didnt brighten my day and thats what b3ta is all about.
(icedragon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:07, archived)
# welll
neither did any of your pics

so we'll call it quits then shall we?

twat
(i am me and various other people, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Fuck off kindly will you
There's a good cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:15, archived)
# now now.
...calm down, i dont want to have to bitch slap you both :)
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:15, archived)
# why not just post a picture
of someone doing one.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:07, archived)
# loads of laughs
here then
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:05, archived)
# yes
i suppose jealousy comes in many forms
(i am me and various other people, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:08, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:15, archived)
# I fink if you multiply
fluffiness x
beauty x
skill x
conception
you get a fairly low number,

is the point.

In other words "eeeeew!"
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:06, archived)
# ooooohhhhh
i didn't notice the big sign saying

YOU MUST USE GREAT AMOUNTS OF SKILL IN THIS FORUM

sorry

anyway.... it's still funny, and i think, rather beautiful
(i am me and various other people, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:07, archived)
# why did you join b3ta?
because of the funny pictures?

or the shit ones?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:17, archived)
# dood
chill,

despite some of the followups, we don't hate you just your pic

I'd say that was NSFW anyway. Much better to linky so that those of use with sensitive stomachs can choose not to click.

But chill! It's OK! really!

Keep it fluffy everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:19, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:23, archived)
# True the skill level was low
and the subject matter not the nicest...

but I still think it's the trying that counts! Well done for even having a go!

OK so it wasn't the best received picture, but then my first picture wasn't either (Very bad taste animation featuring scooby-doo and some recently murdered kids) But we all make mistakes, you just have to learn from them and make sure you don't get too uppety when people slag you off!

Keep trying, you'll work out what's acceptable and what's not in your own time.

I've had enough of being fluffy now so instead I'll revert to calling you all cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:27, archived)
# FWIW
I scored him high on conception :-)

evenin
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:36, archived)
# evenin
sweavoagogo!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Oogy is new
check his profile
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:04, archived)
# and being new
makes it worse huh?

you were new once too!
(i am me and various other people, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/features/faq
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:06, archived)
# yes
i saw it... thanx anyway
(i am me and various other people, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:10, archived)
# I still am new
but after a few days you learn what people accept and dont accept. And you realise that some stuff really pisses people off. People are often very critical when others dont put any effort into their posts.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:09, archived)
# took me an hour
that was quite a bit of effort for my first ever attempt


but never mind.... let's see yours

hmmmm... they all look crap
(i am me and various other people, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Your stuff's pretty reasonable
but you really have to work at this "taking criticism" thing. The touchier you are, the more everyone's going to take the piss out of you.
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:13, archived)
# criticism
is different to being rude
(i am me and various other people, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:15, archived)
# i didn't see anyone
being more rude than you were. getting defensive about your
work is ok. but a little grace in responding goes far around here.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:17, archived)
# and you dont think posting a picture
of shit is rude?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:17, archived)
# its also...
not a good idea to rant and rave at everyone over something that really isnt very important. after all, this place is meant to be friendy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:16, archived)
# I wasnt insulting you!
I wasmaking a point. If people want to look at shit then theyll type it into google. But lots of people dont.
mine aint great. But hell, at least the bulk of them are better than a piece of shit with a poorly done logo which reads CRAP. Now maybe you are new to photoshop or whatever you used, then you are excused. But if youve been using it for years then I sincerely advise you change your pastimes.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:17, archived)
# dump the pic
pun intended, but meant with heartfelt sincerity
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:05, archived)
# thanks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:07, archived)
# you know what this is???
Pure SHIT!

Ba dum dum...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Bob Gandalf
(kohoutec, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:54, archived)
# "Listen, roight?
I want you to go to MOUNT FUCKING DOOM and put the FUCKING RING in the FUCKING VOLCANO? Is that too much to ask, roight?"
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Hehe
I couldn't think of a caption, so thanks :)
(kohoutec, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:57, archived)
# You're welcome :)
 
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:58, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!

woosome pic/punnage combo also
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:58, archived)
# heh heh
the perfect compliment to a woosome picture : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Feed Third Earth...
Let them know it's hobbit time...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:59, archived)
# make Koit
hurry up with B3tatime!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:59, archived)
# b3tatime?
what is this [i assume program] of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Koit
has re-written Feed the World with b3ta lyrics and last week a load of us sang it and he's cutting it all together now. I suspect it will be woo when it's done : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:14, archived)
# "Tell me why!"
"I don't like Ringwraiths..."
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Because they scream a lot?
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:06, archived)
# give me back my burgers
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:53, archived)
# sweet
Jebus !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:54, archived)
# reminds me of
IT
very scary film. only saw 5 minutes of it aswell, and I am now scared of clowns and Tim Curry.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:55, archived)
# the
book is 1 million times better
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:57, archived)
# apparently so
have you read The Running Man? class book, shit film.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:58, archived)
# I
have indeed and I agree !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:59, archived)
# arnie really doesnt fit the role at all
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:00, archived)
# same with
the Shining
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:59, archived)
# how true
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:00, archived)
# the book
scares the hell out of me
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Its strange
books dont scare me as easily as films and computer games. But there was a bit in Firestarter that made me shudder a bit, I have no idea why.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:03, archived)
# books scare me more
cos it's in my head not on a screen. The bit that gets me most in the Shining is the topiary animals chasing him (that's not in the film)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Topiary Animals
Aren't half as scary as clowns.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:07, archived)
# they are
when every time they turn around they're closer and all teeth and claws, but you never see them move... but you know you won't make it to the house before they catch you

but yes, clowns are terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:09, archived)
# it's not really a wire... it's a tether...
your mouse does this when you're not around too...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:52, archived)
# hehe !
like a little woodlouse !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:55, archived)
# feel the quality
woo
and yay for hummus monster...i miss her
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:55, archived)
# never mind the quality
feel the width

woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:57, archived)
# woohoo!
I like the cameo pic in the corner too ;)

yaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:56, archived)
# awwwwwwww
kiss it
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:58, archived)
# my sister
likes to kiss slaters (aka woodlice)

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:00, archived)
# wow
i hope it doesnt go any further
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:02, archived)
# she just
thinks they're cute
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:03, archived)
# HA!!
Nice! Lookat `im go! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:02, archived)
# another hippo from me


i had the idea and had to carry out.
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:49, archived)
# I wonder
how many times that image has been used...
(1, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:50, archived)
# i think...
it has to be atleast 5 or 6
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:50, archived)
# at least 3
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:58, archived)
# eeeeep!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)
# What,
you had the idea of a hippo with FUCKING ENORMOUS EARS on ITS BACK and NOSES for FEET?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)
# well
the origional idea came from that GM mouse
with the ear,
the eyes and noses were optional and i had to
incorporate that smile somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Can't say fairer than that
Fai.. farty mc pat.
filly fossige
fairy old twat

nope. I can't
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:01, archived)
# now this is really
scary!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Playing with Jesus

Clicky For Biggy


The photos by name:

First row right to left:

Hurt Jesus
"Duh" Jesus
Jesus in a jar

Second row right to left:

Jesus Crist! Jesus
Happy Jesus
Jesus Fish

the best name for bottom-right one
will be writen in the msg..(or repost he he)

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:44, archived)
# bottom-left (oops)
Danger, High Voltage!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:49, archived)
# top right
is how I imagine him.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)
# bottom right
intergalactic jesus (it came from space!)
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)
# As seen on the cover of
"Fear and loathing in Roman-occupied Palestine". (Which was the working title of Mark's gospel. Really)
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Durring the war jesus
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Jesus
during the 'Troubles'

(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:20, archived)
# goo evin
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:41, archived)
# MOM?
is that you?
(baaa, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:43, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!!!
The Brady!The Brady!The Brady!The Brady!The Brady!The Brady!The Brady!The Brady!The Brady!The Brady!The Brady!The Brady!The Brady!The Brady!The Brady!The Brady!

very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:43, archived)
# a young uncle Albert
hey rodders?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Vincent Van Sloth
(Palleon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Nothing
showing
edit: woo i like that
(I helped save b3ta! weekendsession, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:43, archived)
# soz
..fixed it :o)
(Palleon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:43, archived)
# haha
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:44, archived)
# cool
.
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:46, archived)
# haha!
that's good!

the yanks won't get it though, they call him Van Go
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Spider Monkey


Edit: you love me you really love me (first FP thank you)
(I helped save b3ta! weekendsession, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:40, archived)
# fantastic
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:40, archived)
# webcellent
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:41, archived)
# argh!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Jeepers
I never wanna see one of those in real life !
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:41, archived)
# make it
280px wide n it might get fp'd. thats good that is
(icedragon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:41, archived)
# how do
i go about doing that?
(I helped save b3ta! weekendsession, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:42, archived)
# edit it
and put width="280" in the IMG tag
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:43, archived)
# you can resize it
in whatever application you made it in, or you could add width=280 to you image tag
<img src="..." width=280>
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:44, archived)
# if using photoshop
click on image > image size then change it in there.
(icedragon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:44, archived)
# cheers
just read faq (dont know why i didnt think to before mind you)
(I helped save b3ta! weekendsession, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:45, archived)
# you wouldn't be the first = )
so don't worry
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:52, archived)
# haha !
woo !

(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Feck ...
Don't know whether to hug it or kill it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:45, archived)
# I'd go for killing it
if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:50, archived)
# yay for spider monkeys...

hello all...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:50, archived)
# ay oop !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] bushbabyspice
shhhhhh! keep the lights off
(I helped save b3ta! Unglebunk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:39, archived)
# i cant see it
but if its baby spice then i probably would.
(icedragon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:40, archived)
# seems to keep vanishing
there seems to be some problem getting the pic, as it works occasionally. Must be problems with the host or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Unglebunk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:42, archived)
# openworld
are a bit like that. use tripod, always works for me.
(icedragon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:43, archived)
# I'll have a look at that
I'm a bit new to all this, so i'm just getting my head around it
(I helped save b3ta! Unglebunk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:45, archived)
# -
clicky
(icedragon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:47, archived)
# so how do they make money?
I feel a bit cynical saying that, but this whole internet escapade has really added up recently. Wouldn't give it up for the world though…
(I helped save b3ta! Unglebunk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)
# from people
paying for extra room. same with hotmail, yahoo etc.. all the big players.
(icedragon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:52, archived)
# tripod
have shut two of my accounts down for remote linking , I believe if you actually put a site on there and not just store pics it's ok
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:47, archived)
# yup
and what a site ive got! (sarcasm)
(icedragon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)
# nice!
minimal, but nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Unglebunk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:54, archived)
# cute
as a button !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:44, archived)
# ahem
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Don't worry,
the smell will fayed away eventually.

/coat /hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:37, archived)
# bada ba da
da
dahh!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:40, archived)
# your royality
is retarded
(baaa, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:40, archived)
# its a shame you feel that way
what with the brains of america you have in office and all
(icedragon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:42, archived)
# at learst the retard actually DOES something
.
(baaa, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:43, archived)
# wanking
can hardly be called constructive though can it!?
(icedragon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:45, archived)
# What?
Bangs his spoons?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:46, archived)
# our royalty is great
they give us stamps and coins and all things fun.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:50, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Second class,
I notice.
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:04, archived)
# correct
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:09, archived)
# question
I have to choose within the next 30 minutes whether to spend 2 weeks with my girlfriend in Lisbon/Saville/Granada (saves money and very scant holidaytime, allowing for more time off between now and april),
or
to spend one week with her in Granada, then run myself broke and stuck for time off for months to come by going to south africa with the lads for a fortnigth in october. I will be very broke and have only a few days at christmas to get me through to april though.

Picture? Oh yeah...
Here's Agent Brown - be afraid...

>
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:32, archived)
# no.1
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:34, archived)
# by the positive spin
which you've put on the first option, and the negative spin on the second, I'd say you've made your mind up already

edit: from a female perspective, you will be shot if you choose no 2
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:35, archived)
# i was thinking
the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:36, archived)
# True
on the edit ;-)

And yeah, no. 1 sounds better anyway....
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:45, archived)
# would it help
if one of us took your girlfriend on holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:37, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
....
No. >
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Ask
when you might next get the chance of going to SA. if its a remote chance, then go to SA - Travel & experience rules ! If its a likely chance - stick with the Lady :)
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:38, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
I'd love to go to South africa, and don't know if I'll ever get the chance again.
also if I ditch the lads there's only three of us thinking of going, so the other two probably won't go if I bail...

Dammit for forst time ever I have a tendency to be sensible about my choices - this never happens!

and one other thing - she won't kill me if I go to africa - she's a teacher so has paid summe roff, henbce her and 2 friends going to spain for six weeks anyway - I'm just going out, she'll meet me and travel with me in the middle...

thanks for advice so far... >
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Simple
If she is a hell-stress-bitch or you want her to become one, pick 2.

If she is your ever-lovin woman and you want her to stay that way, pick 1
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Cheers to all
you have helped me make up my mind.

One it is! :)

seriosuly though, thanks, needed sounding board. >
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:07, archived)
# uve already made the choice
u just have to work out why u chose what u did
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:06, archived)
# ...worrying really
it implies both being sensible, and a certain amount of the settled mentality - both novel in the extreme.

/runs screaming :)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:10, archived)
# the freakiest


personal so far.
(pdrake, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:30, archived)
# mmmmmm........
........spicy !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Tastes
like Chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Piss
de mind!
(kryptik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Mmmmm
Spicy Brains!
(kryptik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:32, archived)
# You
are strange.
(1, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:39, archived)
# tch
you young kids...
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 18:48, archived)

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