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look. opposing force aliens

are playing minesweeper in the black mesa research facility

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)

could be a pop up?

good spot

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:43, archived)

what map/mod is that?

(Squidge, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 23:47, archived)

Reinventing the wheel... number 7

1 2 3 4 5 6

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)

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?!, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)

yaaay!

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kitty meow meow, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:42, archived)

woo, but how does it smell?

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:42, archived)

oooooh paperboy!

or something!

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popt_art, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:42, archived)

heeverning :)

did you get my e-mail? I think I used the wrong address for Hugo

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:45, archived)

yay!

these are fab... and did you ever finish the pirate ship? i've asked a couple of times, each time as the post was disappearing into the spazz but i want to see piccy if there is one... :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:44, archived)

I am half fiished...

...the hull is a bit of a bitch to get right.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:47, archived)

ahh... i was concerned i'd missed it...

last thing i'd seen was you heading off to late night shop for glue at tesco...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:51, archived)

The bastards didn't have any!

I had to wait until the next day and then Stationary Box sorted me out ;)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:53, archived)

That's fantastisk!

Yay!

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Kaiser, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:44, archived)

These are fantastic!!!

I love them all.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:48, archived)

is the best!

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Kaiser, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:53, archived)

why don't you Brits get with the program?

"i think it looks good," said the american, running for cover.

(kerouac, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:39, archived)

This may sound stupid..

But I want the euro, just to be able to get my hands on shiny new money :)

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dogsbollocks, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:39, archived)

i just want to see the eldery

get confused

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stevierar, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:40, archived)

i dunno

what there is to b confused about.
if something costs x euros, it costs x euros, doesnt matter hlw much it would be in pounds, cos it aint in pounds anymore (or wouldnt b even)

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The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:47, archived)

and so when i go abroad

i dont feel so foreign and hated

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:40, archived)

I have never...

...felt foreign and hated abroad.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)

you are now

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:42, archived)

Have you ever

been abroad?

(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:42, archived)

not until

after the operation...

*ba-dum TISH!*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:44, archived)

Yes...

...and I have always been met with affection and friendship.

...but I am really, really likable though.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:46, archived)

and you

look like jesus.

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stouffer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:48, archived)

what?

even in London?

(note for Londoners - this is a joke... mostly...)

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:50, archived)

Technically...

...London isn't abroad.

Just the very fucking epicentre of hell itself.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:52, archived)

there.

oh, wait, you said hated hated abroad, not hated by a broad.

my mistake.

(kerouac, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:47, archived)

he has that effect

on the ladies

and the men
and the ladiemen

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:48, archived)

Yes...

...well...erm...

*sobs*

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:48, archived)

don't be sad.

(kerouac, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:52, archived)

oh come on...

.. you know the sobbing is only because her norks are covered up :p

(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 23:15, archived)

They look and feel like

WHSmith gift vouchers. Except you can spend them anywhere.

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?!, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)

you sent me £3! eedjut!

shall i reject it?

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_null_, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)

name confusion :)

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dogsbollocks, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:42, archived)

yes.

yes, you're not him are you.
damn.
going blind in my old age, y'see

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_null_, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:43, archived)

i'm only for

it if it has the queen on one side and a big fuckoff bulldog on the other. wearing a union jack waistcoat and bowler hat.

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stouffer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)

lol

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:44, archived)

You know...

I can understand opposition to the Euro.

Us americans still don't use the Metric system.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:46, archived)

I'd rather join the Euro

than the dollar, which might be an alternative. Nothing hugely anti-American, just I don't feel comfortable with the attitude of American foreign policy right now.
Having said that, I'm currently not convinced we should join the Euro yet.

Oh, and have a woo for your picture

(kryptik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:42, archived)

because

the e.u. foreign policy is sooooooooo much better. factoid: the e.u. fucks over third world nations more than both the yanks and the japanese.

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stouffer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:43, archived)

economically

anyway. we aren't quite so quick with the bombs.

*digs around to try and find article to back him up*

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stouffer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:46, archived)

just rip off sum1s thesis

they themselves have said its admissable evidance... :p

(ChowRiit, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:48, archived)

I like the idea of the Euro

but the name is so... dull.

Why don't they just bring in a decimal version of the old Roman currency, the Librum? Obviously the the symbol of the united currency would have to be a cursive L with a stroke through it, but I'm sure we could find an ASCII character to represent that.

(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:42, archived)

that would make the nordic people angry

there's two main cultures in europe you know. germanics and romanics :)

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:45, archived)

Don't say that

You'll make the Hellenics angry.
Edit: And the Slavs, and the Irish... Anyway, almost all predecimal scandinavian and teutonic currencies were descended from the librum. It's not an entirely daft idea.

(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:46, archived)

Yeah....

Being a drunk Irish bastard I take offense to that...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:51, archived)

Because

We checked it out, and it's not a good idea.
And unlike Americans, we don't rush into things without thinking.

In case you didn't realise, it's slightly more complicated than just having a few nice notes to make dumb tourists have less trouble exchanging currency

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wonko the sane, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:51, archived)

Hey...

We make nothing convenient for anyone...

Being a Drunk American retard I take offense to that.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:55, archived)

*ahem*

Being a "Drunk American retard" you missed that the 'making stuff convenient' bit was about currency exchange, and not Americans.

Erm, so not sure what your response meant.

Edit : At least, I think that's the point you're making.
Edit 2: But you said you were irish.
Edit 3 : Or was it just self deprecation. I think I'm a drunk British retard.

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wonko the sane, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:57, archived)

If I knew what my response was about

I wouldn't be a drunk American retard, would I??

hooray for retards across the atlantic

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 23:01, archived)

On the subject of currency

Why are all dollar bills exactly the same, regardless of denomination.
And why do they feel so cheap.

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wonko the sane, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 23:09, archived)

Erm, it's a wheelsparrow.

it can carry twice its own weight each day, you know...

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?!, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:36, archived)

Pungent!

that am woo!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)

b3ta.com/board/719233

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kitty meow meow, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)

wha-the?

wha-?

wh-- stop confuzzling me!

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?!, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:39, archived)

b3ta.com/board/1358929

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kitty meow meow, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:40, archived)

teehee

TJ: earlier i said to dogbomb "if it's your birthday, you can buy us all a drink". he asked what i drink, i said "meths".

he sent me £3 via paypal for meths.

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_null_, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)

woooooooooooooooooobarrow

straight and narrow!

theres a rat in my boot
what shall i do?

[edit] - i ate the boot

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)

SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

ALRIGHT THEN,
who wants a tshirt?
very reasonable price.

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:34, archived)

ack

fuck off with your spam - can`t you see there`s a game of tennis going on? ;-)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:34, archived)

yes

but i've got to go to bed in a minute, and no bugger's buyin' em.

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:36, archived)

tell us

what they're like and how much

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:37, archived)

here

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)

the designs are lovely

but £12 for a tshirt that won't arrive for 2-4 weeks? No offence, and I don't mean to be unfluffy, but I think that's extracting the Michael slightly.
I still love you though :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:44, archived)

ah come on

and it's allow up to 4 weeks, like normal catalogue type stuff. I've got a new batch in, so it'd be more like 4 days at the moment

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:48, archived)

you should

say 4 days on your website and send an 'apologies for the delay, but due to unprecedented demand etc' to every order that's gonna take longer. That's what I do :D

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:53, archived)

hmm

good idea:)
plus now you know how quick it'd be...fancy a tshirt

(it's really only 10squid, which is reasonable, and 2squid p&p, which you'd hardly notice you'd spent...honest)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:57, archived)

I'd love to

but I'm surviving on benefits cos nobody buys my stuff :(

tell you what, swap you 10 fantastic handmade greetings cards (worth £22.50) for a t shirt

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 23:00, archived)

sounds like a plan

url?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 23:02, archived)

it's

www.cardsandcrafts.co.uk

I don't have online ordering but since it's not cash, just email me the references and your address.

If you click on order, you'll get my address and my email's there too

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 23:07, archived)

email me what you want (design and size)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 23:10, archived)

really?

you don't have to take my manky cards if you don't want to, you know, I was being cheeky! But if you want to, then yay!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 23:14, archived)

See :

www.leeterthanjesus.com/pixelart :)

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dogsbollocks, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)

did you get my email?

also, it still says large only on the buy.php, despitre the drop-down (oops)
:)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)

Oooh yes

I meant to change that :)

Yeh, I did get your email, reply sent!

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dogsbollocks, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:43, archived)

you should order the tennis

so you dont get two posts at once

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:36, archived)

um, nope

you`ve lost me there!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:36, archived)

php-photoshop tennis

what about writing photoshop in javascript and have it run by php.

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:37, archived)

i've already got one thanks

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Reverend Dan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:37, archived)

*checks*

yep, me too.

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stouffer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:37, archived)

Blimey!

Me too too!

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?!, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)

hehe

you told them you'd already got one.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)

Errr...... Sheryl Crow?

(hugh jarce, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:31, archived)

tehe!

she's wearing a hood, and there is actually a hooded crow FACT

I still love your name

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:35, archived)

the hooded crow

actually wears those 'trousers' on his legs.

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:36, archived)

and rooks

have very baggy trousers

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:39, archived)

that was

completely intentional....honest!
As for the name it happens to be true :D I quit smoking last year and have been a lard a*se ever since :(

(hugh jarce, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 23:07, archived)

and again and again and again

try russell now

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:36, archived)

reflections...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:29, archived)

Yodel!

my.
your stile si teh roq

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:30, archived)

ooohhhhhhhhh,

reflections of you in the waaaterfall, cascading through me bloody mind.

/reeves and mortimer

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stouffer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:30, archived)

*giggle*

That's ace, that is.

(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:30, archived)

Wonderful!

hurrah!

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Kaiser, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:30, archived)

the right-side-up one is mean. i dont like him. i applaud you.

(Mademoiselle BOO, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:30, archived)

woo

yay
smashing :)

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pippy is a truck, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:31, archived)

rock/mountain in the top right

look like a cat sleeping with its head away from the camera, tail curled tound towards the camera.

umm, sorry. fantastic idea for the anim too.

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_null_, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:31, archived)

no it doesn't.

(Mademoiselle BOO, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:33, archived)

i saw

a mouse

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:34, archived)

Where?

(kryptik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:35, archived)

where?

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Reverend Dan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:35, archived)

Mind piss

I was a little disappointed that was the original, and not some crazy mash-up bootleg you'd created. Ah well.

(kryptik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:37, archived)

hmmmmmmmmm

now there's an idea.... it's in 3/4 though... might be a problem

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Reverend Dan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)

yeah it does

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:35, archived)

that am very good

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)

woo

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)

oh my,

that's lovely :)

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lemonhead, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:33, archived)

I bestow this upon your work

I was scroling past, just thinking it was an exercise in reflections, then caught the end - should have known better from an eclectech post!

(kryptik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:34, archived)

wooo! | !ooow

:) | (:

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kitty meow meow, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:35, archived)

yay for reflective replies...

and cheers all for fluffiness :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:40, archived)

Excellent !

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wonko the sane, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 23:00, archived)

superb!

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magoo, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 23:04, archived)

He does you know

I suppose the question is: what will he do with it?

sorry... i blame the brandy...

(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:27, archived)

all depends

"jumbo chipshop sausage" is nicer though.

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_null_, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:29, archived)

the paul lighthouse genus

Drove itself to the brink of extinction

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Unglebunk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)

hahah

love the lights at the end

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)

i would

and woo to you too

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)

How very woo.

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?!, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)

hehehehe

that's most woosome :)

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kitty meow meow, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:25, archived)

ha ha ha!

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freshlegs, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)

ain't that

marvellous?

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bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:27, archived)

arf!

that am woo!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)

I'm sure it's woo

But I can't see it
'tis taking ages to load (over a 10MB pipe)

EDIT: I see it now! Woo!

(kryptik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)

Mary Nightingale?

woo!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)

C-

for effort?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:31, archived)

huh?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:49, archived)

i love her

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Reverend Dan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)

He does you know

I suppose the question is: what will he do with it?

(Dr Whom I say DJ. You say Roomba. DJ, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)

he is

chewing on the stick

(Mademoiselle BOO, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)

i would

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)

I am

at this moment. In my defence it was a really cool car.

(Dr Whom I say DJ. You say Roomba. DJ, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)

can he eat it?

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:18, archived)

Hm?

Eat a car? What are you, mad?

(Dr Whom I say DJ. You say Roomba. DJ, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)

i dont know

ask them

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)

Her name is Arthur

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)

had

her

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)

I had her mum.

that's ma girl! woo!
TJ. i made this take thee a looksee!

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baby wet ones, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)

Um, yes

*Holds groinal area protectively*
Very good, like the wibbly wobbly style lots.
Was going to say lovely, but then I saw all of it, and it's not ;)

(kryptik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:18, archived)

that`s

class!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)

she was

a showgirl.

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stouffer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)

he was a boy

can i make it any more obvious?

(Mademoiselle BOO, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)

i shall call him

god

woo

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)

it looks too noisy

otherwise I'd want one

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kitty meow meow, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)

christ our lord,

how does it poo?

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bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)

prolly

in piles.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)

jamaica

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stouffer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)

how does a bananaman poo

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)

in a bathroom.

a sensible bathroom, mind you.

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bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)

stupid

bathroom

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)

shut the fuck up,

ian!

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bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)

namist!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)

nae miss,

some bigger boys done it.

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bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)

What have you got against

'Nam?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)

don't joke about 'nam.

you weren't there man. YOU WEREN'T FUCKIN' THERE MAAAAAAN. VIET-FUCKIN'-NAM MAN.

*adopts 1000 yard stare*

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stouffer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)

I was once threatened by a kid who said his cousin was going to beat me up... and that he was hard, because he was in vietnam.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)

confirmist!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)

you mean

a bishop?

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bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)

Dentist! Dentist!

I need my tooth taken out.

D: Why?

I can't stand it's constant screaming!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)

ice cream

i got a lecture today about how it should be called ICED cream.

(Mademoiselle BOO, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)

and lectures should really be called

Recollectures

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)

wax paper

=
WAXED paper.

one of my feminazi teachers used to say HeRstory instead of history.

(Mademoiselle BOO, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)

thats so fucking stupid

would she say herstorectomy too?

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The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)

and her penis?

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)

She also

made us girls build a big red tent in the corner of the room and called it a womb.
i still have nightmares.

(Mademoiselle BOO, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)

How rare

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)

as well

it should be...

WTFwooBeast!!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)

Yikes!!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)

hello arthur

*waves*

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evil pixie, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)

awww

she wants her bokkle.

(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)

He wants you to

open the gate :(>

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CJ, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)

not gonna happen

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The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)

I would...

but he might bite me!

Is he friendly?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)

i would.

nice eyes

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)

Yikes!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)

does he have a magnet

stuck in his lip?

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kitty meow meow, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)

bejaysus

tell him to stop looking at me!

(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)

His camouflage was failing him

(kohoutec, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)

wooooooooo

marvellous shoppery

look out
look out
the kids got kohoutec

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)

Photoshop Tennis!

Whos up for a game?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)

aye

go on

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)

Ohh, your

A bit commande Kenn arntcha... go find the first piccy then...

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)

giz a sec

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:05, archived)

there ya go

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)

looks

like I`m gonna win by default, Smashy!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)

A backhand

To you...

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)

it`s an.....

ACE!

I think we`ll need to make the next one a bit smaller :-\

edit: Smashy loses! best out of 5

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)

Right have

This you cheeky monkey

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:30, archived)

I`ll see you and raise you a He-Man!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)

I raise

You a....

Gnome?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:37, archived)

bollocks to your gnome

I give you... karate man!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:39, archived)

uh...

yyyyyyeah...

*slowly backs away*

(1, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)

how

does that work then? Is it like a fuzzbucket mini challenge?

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barnesy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)

it`s like

*magic*

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:07, archived)

I have just made an Important Discovery.

Guess what it is.

(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)

Your mother

is your father

(Mademoiselle BOO, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)

Oooh ooh!

Tell me first!

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dogsbollocks, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)

that's not a guess!

do you all give up?
edit - i went to send you it on m3ss3ng3r so you would know first, but you weren't on. never mind!

(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)

yeah

i give up

edit: I am now! : )

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cwethan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)

You're actually

a man?

(kryptik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)

the Dingo

stole your baby?

erm...yeah....the dingo did it. bwahahaha

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cwethan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)

Cherry brandy and lemonade

(old fashioned cloudy lemonade, mind) is actually really nice. And it gets me smashed. YAY!

(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)

bwahahaha

YAY!!!

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cwethan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)

is higher than you once expected?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)

Luck has nothing to do with the games it plays.

How about a definition of gambling as when the greed factor outweighs the fear factor?

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:56, archived)

The house...

...wins again.

Anyway - what was the right answer? Girls or Chilli?

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:57, archived)

Chili

at least according to others polled concerning this matter

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)

Yay...

...girls come and go, but chilli is forever.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)

Saw your cat on rate my kitten.

People were asking if it was real.
I laughed.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)

Eh?

...I have no cat on Rate My Kitten!

Unless I've been sleep-posting again.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)

Someone called mystery bob has posted a cat with a really small face.

I thought it was you.
I'll see if i can find it one google.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)

It was Indole Ring

Clicky!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)

That's the one.

I stumbled across it by accident.
The comment "omg is that real" made me want to post
"yes it's real, and it won an award"

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)

He seems the type...

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)

i vote

girls. what was the question?

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stouffer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)

The question...

...was girls or chilli?

Can't you read?

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)

chips

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bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)

chilli!

today!

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freshlegs, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)

girls

girls girls girls girls
although i do like chili too...

(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)

oh.

in that case....um, still girls. just.

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stouffer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)

Girls...

wrestling in chili!

YAY!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:18, archived)

aaagghhh it's like Brighton FEAR all over again

that pic reminds me of the bit in Monty Pythons meaning Of Life Computer Game

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)

no it doesn't

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)

look

I didn't come here for an argument

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)

yes you did

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)

no,

I came here for an argument

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)

agreed.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)

WOO!

for neon greatness!

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cwethan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)

Jesus

Thats amazing

(Icouldsleepforever, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)

Fantastisk!

That's top notch!

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Kaiser, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)

wooyay!

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kitty meow meow, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)

Double

splendid :o)

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CJ, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)

wow!

that's amazing!

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freshlegs, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)

remarkable!

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barnesy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:07, archived)

aaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

the neon Fear, the neon Fear, the neon Fear, etc.
yay.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)

Im off to bedfordshire early tonight.

good night ya'll

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:54, archived)

awwwwwww

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:57, archived)

b3ta.com/board/1358925

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kitty meow meow, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1364355

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1093754

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kitty meow meow, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)

bloody hell

i think that's the first picture you've ever posted
it's certainly the first you've posted according to my memory

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evil pixie, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)

I've posted loads in the past

look on Animated, but no thumbs,
Nokia Wallpaper, the two animated from Pecker and...ermm..someone, Light Sabers, Politions save the world

+ quite a few more on in general over here.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)

G'night then

that's oddly similar to

/repost

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barnesy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)

Is it life, or is it B3TA???

A (very) late entry for the real-life potatoshop comp

dunB4?

(The Rolled up Newspaper of Goodness, Bad Dog! Bad Dog!!, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:54, archived)

Nah

no bugger ever sold a golf before

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flibz, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:54, archived)

i almost did

but the buyer found a hole in one of the doors

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:56, archived)

the

window?

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stouffer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:57, archived)

I saw the first green

but then he put his money away.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)

its pretty tricky

bearing in mind people would rather drive skodas

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:57, archived)

Late, eh?

How's this for late: I just had an idea for a 'If hitler Won the war' compo entry. Beat that.

(1, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:56, archived)

Well,

I had this idea about having compos where folk photoshop stuff...

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flibz, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)

Really?

Maybe you should start a board... call it, oh, I dunno, b33ta?

(1, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)

It's a never ending cycle

And it's fucking shit. :'(

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:54, archived)

The Neverending cycle

la la la - la la la - la la la
The never ending cycle...

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flibz, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:55, archived)

haha!

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cwethan, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:56, archived)

I wonder if it tiles well...

Edit: Yes, it does. Woo for scientific experiments.

(1, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:57, archived)

That's what i was trying fer!

Thankyou sah!

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)

Woo!

it is amazing when tiled!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:05, archived)

Sorry

(1, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)

SORRY

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)

ick

ick

(Mademoiselle BOO, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)

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