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# Gladys has been learning the Hula


and she loves you all, ahhhh
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Ewe
are great.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# she's got some moves has Gladys
top stuff, keep them coming :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# I love her too - wonderfuel
morning all
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# gladys is great
I show my appreciation through the following phrase:
"mmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh"
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# is there
a sex-face to go along with that phrase?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:01, archived)
# looks like a belm to me
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:02, archived)
#
that's what he looks like normally...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:12, archived)
# I had no idea
orientals looked like that when they belmed...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:13, archived)
# No,
just some constipation.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:03, archived)
# At the hookie-lau!
*shimmy shimmy*
that am fab.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:01, archived)
# WOO(L)!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:01, archived)
# TJ. for those of you that dint see it last night.
that'll be nearly everyone then, see what i done! clicky!

woo to the sheepy by the way. ewe is special!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Shake your thang
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:03, archived)
# lovely Gladys
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:04, archived)
# I don't
like this one as much as the others.

It'll still get FP'd though :D
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:05, archived)
# It's not all about the frontpage you know
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:07, archived)
# what's this front page
I keep hearing about?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:14, archived)
# i missed the fake popbitch one yesterday
ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# that
is flippin' wonderful.
woo you
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Gladys scares the living crap out of me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# she is begining to frighten me
.
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Nah
Gladys am lovely.
a bit mentalist maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha
pics like this are why i love this place so.

sooo woo its untrue!

(Hey! I'm a poet but i don't know)
/Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# superb !
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Gladys rocks
do you have a gallery page for her already?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:48, archived)
# "Ey Ey, luchhhh a spaaayyde"
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)
# haha!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:53, archived)
# The Spice Girls
on Dune?!?

Weird. I'd hate to think they'd be able to control the universe.

(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:54, archived)
# hahaha
tell me what you want yarda yarda
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# THREADJACK
is it me, or is the frontpage fuXXored?
(Harry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# completely fecked
none of my wonderful images are on there!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Is it
the "too many connections" message again? It was happening earlier and they said Cal hasn't gotten to it yet
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# its you
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Look:
what happen?
(Harry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# I think it's you
try kicking your computer screen a bunch of times. It always helps
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:02, archived)
# looks like
it downloaded incorrectly for some reason - you're missing the first bit of the file, so the stylesheet stuff hasn't been set etc. Should work OK if you reload it though.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Reloading doesn't
help.

Perhaps it's just a Mozilla fuckup.
(Harry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Have you tried
a forced refresh? (Ctrl and f5 should do it). I don't think it's a mozilla problem.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Nope.
Doesn't work. My IE hasn't got problems with the site.

Even if I quit Mozzie and restart it, it misses the top bit.
(Harry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:07, archived)
# odd.
I'd maybe try clearing mozilla's cache then. The page definitely works fine here in mozilla firebird. Not that that helps you...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Oh well..
it seems to work now. I didn't do anything.
(Harry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:28, archived)
# He's wrong
what you have to do is kill a hobo. Then take his liquor and boil it in a pot. Then rub two poodles together in a circular fashion. This will produce magical powder which you then place in the boiling liquor. Dump your hard drive in the pot and all your troubles are over! That'll be $50 for the advice, please
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:05, archived)
# no, that's wrong.
Boiling it will impair the flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:07, archived)
# I miss them
I've seen each and very one of them nude too, BTW
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# What
even Baby Spce!?! surely not
shes too pure!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# See-through swimsuit
not too bad
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Show
u got a link?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Do a google search
you'l come across them all soon enough
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:02, archived)
# bah..
cheezy FHM pix link coming up..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Oh yeah?
How? Where? When? And in the case of Posh, why?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Paparazzi
they're great. They're always around when anybody is naked. She was a celebrity at the time, and thus made me curious if nothing else
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:01, archived)
# I liked
the photo of her wearing a t-shirt that someone had photoshopped "Media Slag" onto the front of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Hahaha
in fact my first encounters with Photoshopped material was supposedly nude celebs
(Kimbo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:03, archived)
# i love the ones on the frontapge of the sunday sport
"nude celeb photo shocker!" with a poorly shopped picture of denise van outen on someone elses body. "this is an example of the sort of thing that you might be able to find on the internet if you were looking for it apparently"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# .
I like the microphones. Good attention to detail!

Small TJ. Found this gem this morning in Brewer's Dictionary of Rogues, Villains and Eccentrics, and I thought it might appeal:

Stoll, Sir Oswald (1869-1935), theatrical manager. On the first night of his newly-opened Coliseum Theatre in 1904, and in an effort to outdo the spectacular effects recent organised by his rival impresario George Edwardes (of Gaiety Girl fame), Sir Oswald planned to re-enact the Derby on a revolving platform, complete with sporting toffs, pickpockets, bookmakers, mounted police, and six horses ridden by professional jockeys.
Owing to a fault in the mechanism, the revolve gradually worked up speed until it was a blur to the eye, Jockeys, horses, bits of scenery, pickpockets, toffs and their ladies hurtled across the footlights, causing the audience to duck for safety under their seats. Miraculously, there was only one fatality. Leading jockey Fred Dent, in Lord Derby's colours, went like a rocket into the upper circle, and died before readching Charing Cross Hospital. The Derby was run again on the second night, with a safety net strung across the footlights.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Is that not a
spade and a thumper ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:08, archived)
# They're breathing tubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Yeh
I thought he was talking about the thumper that posh is holding...

And that scale splitting spade thing....
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:17, archived)
# .
ah. I thought they were those Madonna-style hands free mics.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Actually, they're called
catchtubes.



ggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkk
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha!
is that the same spade that their faces were smacked with?

meow!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Morning everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Yaroo!
Morning everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:51, archived)
# ouch!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:51, archived)
# haha !
morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:53, archived)
# hehe...
mor nin
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:55, archived)
# heheheheh
wonderful as ever

mmmmmmmmmm lacermerations

morning sah!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:55, archived)
# fellatio might be out
but cunnilingus could be interesting...

I'm so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# I don't blame him
she's already chewing on his menu...

W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:03, archived)
# What the f**k?!?!?!?
I saw this on the front page and spent at least 5 minutes trying to find something in it to make me laugh.... Then I got my colleague involved... he also stared blankly for a few minutes..... Now things are getting out of hand 'cos more and more people in the office are staring blankly at this image on their monitors.... Please someone explain it for me before the whole business grinds to a halt....
(No6, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Big Ben
appears to be suffering from erectile dysfunction...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:45, archived)
# A-hem
St Stephen's Tower thank you very much...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Yes,
because the Bell is called Big Ben blah de blah de blah de blah.

No-one likes a whiner.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)
# And black is a SHADE not a color!
I hate people who do stuff like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Yeah and people who say
"Actually Frankenstein wasn't the name of the monster" and people who are telling you about a film they've just seen, who start with the phrase "Of course the book..."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# No! You don't have 10 fingers!
you have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Brides never walk down the aisle
coz thats the bit at the side....
(Flower has a new job!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Although
in this context, it's probably best not to associate my good name with the tower.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:53, archived)
# pffffffffffffft
see below, in response to uncle travelling matt
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)
# i'm going to change my name to that for today
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:53, archived)
# yay!
fraggletastic : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:56, archived)
# A yank friend of mine
was invited to his bird's parents' posh house in the country for a party, he asked her how he should dress, "Fancy" was the response.

So he decided to go as Travelling Plaid Man, wearing plaid/tartan shirt, suit, tie, shoes, socks, pants and hat and carrying a selection of tartan luggage.

Turns out she meant "fancy" as in "smart" and poor Johan got very embarrassed when he turned up for the swanky do.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:57, archived)
# good story
needs a dinosaur, but a good story nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# I love it
purely because of the name Travelling Plaid Man. He's my hero.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Yay
for amoosing anecdotes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# I hear you're barbecuing it up with us this weekend
Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:03, archived)
# I am indeed
although it seems, unless someone wants to offer me a place to stay (HINT!), you'll again be spared the sight of pissed Ijon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:04, archived)
# I would
but unfortunately I live in a shoebox - I have one room with bed/kitchen facilities and a bathroom. So there's really no room for visitors, sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:11, archived)
# How big's
your bath?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:14, archived)
# fooking tiny
actually. Just right for me but a nightmare for anyone over 4 foot tall.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)
# I may be able to help you
though I can't say for sure right at this moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Cool.
Just m3ssage me when you know either way.

Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
# well you
can't see the bell, so that might be suffering from the same afflliction as the tower.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:54, archived)
# belm
Great first post there mate.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:45, archived)
# big ben
has been shrink by at least half. I believe the tag line was "Cold Morning?"

Like cos your willy shrinks when it's cold...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Suffolk is
*always* cold...
yeah that's it...
that's what I'll say..
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)
# *points at pee wee*
Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:54, archived)
# hmmm
well, Big Ben is a bit short compared to the lamppost... is that it?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# and of course we all know
that big ben is the bell, not the tower don't we?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# yeah yeah yeah
we know : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# umm........
.......Big Ben has shrunk as it is cold , just like a widgey does
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# heh heh
"widgey"
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# You really are
getting obsessed aren't you...
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)
# me?
of course not! 0: )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:52, archived)
# silly chicken
the tower has shrunk in the cold. like your winkle.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Took me a little while
but I figured it out. You're just not special enough to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Like someone will no doubt do
*belm*
*slaps forehead*

Wait a minute.. Are you a foreigner or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# .
The cold weather's caused the tower to shrivel. I liked it. Where do you work, in an abattoir?
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:47, archived)
# I worry about
people, I do, I worry.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:47, archived)
# the 'no left turn' sign
has been photoshopped in
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# that had me
in stitches this morning! And the fact that he's wearing a hat. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# imagine not being able to turn left there!
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# well yeah
who doesn't know that you CAN turn left into Whitehall from Parliament Sqaure
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# the picture was actually taken
at 3 o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# nighty night b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# nite
nite

:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# .
well you shouldn't have eaten it then. Fine pic.

Night!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)
# g'night !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:51, archived)
# TJ: on an uplifting note,
I was diagnosed with depression last week, and my girlfriend left me last night. I feel like shit.

EDIT: I need a spliff the size of the one in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Oh dear
have a *big hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:55, archived)
# nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo!
here have a *hug*

and make a hot chocolate it may help. then make sure you photoshop something. That always helps
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Thanks, guys.
B3ta is better than Prozac. Worst of all, tho, I have no photoshop, and I can't get access to any hosting sites cos I work in Fort Knox.


not quite, but with this firewall, I may as well
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# a kitten
for preference
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# oh dear
as a doctor, I prescribe alcohol & maybe a hand gun
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:57, archived)
# youch, nasty
sorry to hear it old boy

ps, don't take the happy pills if you can avoid it, nearly always a bad idea in my experience
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Mine are very good, actually
Some of the newer ones have far fewer side effects. I had a hard time on Prozac but I'm on Zispin now, which is very good.
Although the best thing for me was therapy - expensive, but fantastically good.
And, looking back, splitting up with my GF at the time was also good for me. You need to start thinking about just yourself, not worrying about others. Although I realise it'll be hard. There is light at the end of the tunnel though.

/relurk
(Fat Bear is adjusting your breasts on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:00, archived)
# things get better
honest
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Go get drunk.
It won't help in the long term. Hell, it won't help much now, but your hangover tomorrow may help you (briefly) forget some of your other woes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# you've convinced me!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Shit mate
That's a bastard. My gf dumped me a couple of months ago. She's with someone else now, so obviously over me but I'm far from over her. I'm in London. If you fancy a pint sometime, let me know: steven dot laker at imprimadebussy dot com
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Thanks for the offer, but she's in London,
I'm a Liverb3tan. Not scouse though. Ah, see, I could be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Yay
for North Western b3tans !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Yay indeed.
Where in the north west? Fancy a pint sometime?


probably not for a while though, I'm just gonna sit at home and cry *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)
# sunny
Warrington mate , there are a few of us from the North West I think , a bash should be arranged :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Yay!
Sounds good. Now, if only my firewall would let me into m3ss3ng3r...
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:33, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Have I really been here that long?


I'd better do some work.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:43, archived)
# it's milestone madness this morning!
congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:44, archived)
# con
grats
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:45, archived)
# woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Morning Happy b3tans!
i have a General Studies exam today, so all the crap i dont need fell out of my head and into photoshop.... it turend into this,


i honestly dont know whats going on :/
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:38, archived)
# very nice
i remember general studies, surely the most pointless exam in the world. i can tell you a story about it if you like.

morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Mornin'
do tell.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:41, archived)
# there you go
hope it's not too much of a disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:51, archived)
# tell us a story uncle matt!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:42, archived)
# yeah!
*clambers up on knee, rustles Werthers Originals*

Edit: Uncle Matt? Uncle Travelling Matt?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:42, archived)
# .
*huddles around feet with expectant look on face*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:43, archived)
# I hope it
has dinosaurs in it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:45, archived)
# how many stories about general studies
would have dinosaurs in? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:52, archived)
# It might
have spiced it up a bit.
If a giant Velociraptor being ridden by cowboy had burst in and tried to eat you all but thanks to you and your pirate crew everyone was saved, the story would have been much more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:55, archived)
# i agree!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:57, archived)
# last years A2 GS exam
asked you how you would take over a castle with your army, it asked for tactics. my made put "new mini tries to take over castle, succeedes, its a mini adventure" he didnt get very many marks
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:55, archived)
# A2
GS???
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:57, archived)
# GS = General Studies
A2 = 2nd year of college sing the new AS system

AS - Advancedy Subsiduary (First Year)
A2 - erm... A Two (2nd Year)
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# nope
it's all beyond me.

I'm off for a shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:09, archived)
# pleeeeeease?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:44, archived)
# ok
it's not a very good one.

when we did general studies a-level i was sitting behind my mate sam (his surname begins with J, mine with K, you can see the logic there).

he kept leaning over to the girl next to him and copying her answers on the multiple choice language bit as obviously you only need A, B, C, whatever.

turns out that he was doing that section in French. she was doing it in German. sam scored very poorly surprisingly.

was that worth it? not really.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:45, archived)
# What happened next?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# that was it really
he went to university somehere.

i never claimed it was a *good* story
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# *claps*
truly a modern day minstrel! put that story to song right now
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# i'll just go dig out my
sackbutt
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)
# I saw
never mind the buzzcocks the other night too
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:51, archived)
# you strike me as the type of person
that would know what a sackbutt was anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:53, archived)
# well
I did spend 5 years as a roadie for steeleye span

all around my HAT!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:55, archived)
# argh!
I've got that song in my head now, and I don't know all the words...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# I have
The Goodies on DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:53, archived)
# this comment cannot pass unnoticed
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:03, archived)
# your right
needed more homosexual pidgeons and satan dancing aroud in a tutu to teh tune of the A-Team theme
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# uncle maaaatt, want annuvver stoooooryyy
wiv dragons an a pwincess.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# ooh do tell, does it involve a epic struggle between good and evil and brushing your teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:43, archived)
# alas
no ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Or heroic babes with big norks barely kept in check
by bronze armour?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# stobbit !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# It's never too early for norks!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:52, archived)
# I concur
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Thought you might.
I had to admit to my wife last night, mainly cos she could come up with dozens of cases of overwhelming evidence, that I am utterly obsessed with ladies' chests...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# They can't hear eachother
because they are thinking.


Frank wants a word with you
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:42, archived)
# what i want to know is:
what was wrong with "just say no"?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# yeah, good old zammo
he chased the dragon, and got a punch on the nose
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Nice captioning there.
woo

(If they hate each other so much, why are they on such a precarious ferris wheel together?)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Humptyhead!


Not quite what Jiva asked for but it got the hummus crunching!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Playschool
seventies pre-school tv show had five regular soft toys: Humpty, Big ted, little ted, Hambel and Jemima. If you're not British and of a certain age this will be completely meaningless
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Blimeh!
I'd always thought he was called Hannibal! Always meant that I couldn't quite take Silence of the Lambs seriously :)

Hellooooo Jemima. Would you like some of my spicy brains?
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:42, archived)
# so it wasnt named
after the cigar bloke off the a-team.

thats poo'ed on my childhood
(psausage76, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Playdays
is a shallow travesty of a ripoff of Playschool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] LIZARD MINNELLI...am I getting better at this?
(Bethanphetamine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:34, archived)
# I'm sure it's pronounced
Lie-zard Minnelli :)
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Oh yes, right you are.
But I'm just amazed I came up with it.
(Bethanphetamine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:37, archived)
# just ignore him dear
he can't help being a pedant
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:41, archived)
# hehehe !
nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:43, archived)
# I only just missed this milestone (by deleting several messages yesterday though)
but I still thought i'd put the effort in
TO THE MAX!


MORNING ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:34, archived)
# well done
time well spent
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:36, archived)
# mornin
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:37, archived)
# its
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:37, archived)
# nearly
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:37, archived)
# my
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:37, archived)
# 10000th post
:o)

(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:38, archived)
# congratulations
on this fine achievement
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:38, archived)
# woo
for big numbered postings !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:40, archived)
# woo!
congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:40, archived)
# I'm now on
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:41, archived)
# 3000 posts! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:41, archived)
# woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:44, archived)
# is
a right regular celebration fest on here today !
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:44, archived)
# I'd better have a beer to help get the party feeling goin....
( cracks open an ice cold one )
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:45, archived)
# good
an excuse as any !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Huzzah
Well done you!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:41, archived)
# beautifully understated
well done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:42, archived)
# woohoo!
thunder stealing get! :P
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# :o(
I didnt mean to steal any thunder honest I didnt .....

.... sniff sniff
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:57, archived)
# s'alright
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:09, archived)
# you're a diamond...
and a ruby
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhh thanks
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# are you really
a love god?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:38, archived)
# apparently
suprised my new lady friend last night in a good way : ) (and from the reaction i wouldnt say she didnt enjoy it) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)
# congratulations sir!
I'm now 3 away from 3000, and have nothing at all planned for it. Bit of a crap milestone really.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:40, archived)
# happy
5001 !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:40, archived)
# love god?
pah! you're just a minor deity, that's all
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:43, archived)
# yeah yeah...
im building up to your level, just gimmie a chance ok?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:52, archived)
# hehe
congrats. Deleting is cheating ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Now I know where Pop Idol was recruiting
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:30, archived)
# I have a friend
who is currently employed filtering out the 1st round for the new series. Apparently she has to reject about 300 spotty oiks every day.
That would be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:33, archived)
# But the spotty oiks are the funny ones
I always stop watching after the foirst round.
(mind you, do we really need another set of cheeky girls!)
(Symball, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Theres more?
Christ. I'm off to the foriegn leigion
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Rick Waller's application
To Fat....................Tick
To Ugly...................Tick
Tallent...................
Target for Ghram Nortan...Tick
Front-Page Material.......Tick
Page-Three Material.......
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:36, archived)
# ew
Apparently when measuring Waller for an outfit the tape measure got stuck to his sweaty bits. When they removed it the tape measure had a nice yellowy brown crust on it.
(too early in the morning for that, sooooo sorry).
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:39, archived)
# hahaha
what a mess
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Oh'my'gosh
Im pritty sure he could afford lypo-suction.

He ovbously wants to lose weight and does'nt have the will-power, hence Fat-Club. Why does'nt he go under the knife? If I had the cash and was his size, and had no will power, I would.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# oh god
I feel sick now
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Thats your
bird that is.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# lol
nice pic.


Good Morning, how are you all?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Groovy repost for the comp baby, yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:29, archived)
# superb!
this compo's throwing up some top stuff the last couple of days. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Why did I think that
was Vic Reeves?
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:44, archived)
# that is most woo
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Ah...those were the days...
(inko9nito, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:27, archived)
# She looks like
some sort of freedom fighter...
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:28, archived)
# the knitting
is a lovely touch!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha
great.
Will resist sizeable Mona reposting.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] This fella scares me..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:24, archived)
# not half as much
as he's scaring me!

eep!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:25, archived)
# *meep*
RRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

/scarpers
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:26, archived)
# I think
"scarpers" is an ace word, and should be used far more often.

/my two pence
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:27, archived)
# I
think he's rather cute !

fruitbat
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:27, archived)
# hahaha...
sweet
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:28, archived)
# He's probably more scared of you
Poor love
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:29, archived)
# He
Looks like Dee Snyder with that hairdo
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:38, archived)
# he's frrrrrriggin scarey
and thats even more feckin scarey...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:48, archived)
# .
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery | Large version | Wallpaper |

Also, Gap the Mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:19, archived)
# arf arf arf
jolly good!

morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:21, archived)
# heh heh
put a roadrunner in it : )

nah, it's too good for that. woo as always!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:21, archived)
# heheh... and a yay
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:21, archived)
# top hole
v funny
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Har!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:22, archived)
# woo!
yay! far too good!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:23, archived)
# nice!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:25, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Certain this would have been done already


think of the Indonesian children
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:45, archived)
# thats bloody ace!
love it
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed.
The world's worst country music song titles

Woman kills man with her high-heeled shoes
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:17, archived)
# noooooo!!
it's a bun in the oven I want...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:18, archived)
# that is blatantly obvious from your dream below
/Freudian Boab - dream interpreter
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:20, archived)
# I dream
about being pregnant all the time now. night before last it was a colony of intelligent rats ruled by a queen rat who was plotting to take over the world, and I had to be pregnant for her to manage it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:21, archived)
# I don't
understand the way women Want to have kids....? I can't wait for mine to grow up, fuck off* and leave me in peace.

*Bit harsh but the other 2 apply
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:41, archived)
# I saw that story about the shoes yesterday
I've always thought stilettos were really designed as a weapon.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:19, archived)
# snails don't like 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:21, archived)
# ... and wasn't the country songs one in the newsletter?
Were Dutchbird not such a star, I'd probably be shouting .
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:22, archived)
# dagnammit
The newsletter sometimes gets blocked at my work so I don't always read it. If this happens I always seem to stumble on a link that was in it. Bum.
But, yay, I'm a "star".
*blush*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Your
"it's getting hot in here" joke accords you permanent star status.
And yes, I suspect many email filters are being troubled by the newsletter's increasingly common references to Nanking.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:32, archived)
# too kind
*rushes off to employ security guards and eyebrow stylist*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:42, archived)
# hahah... some corkers on there...
"Ned Nostril (and his South Seas Paradise, Put Your Blues on Ice, Cheap at Twice the Price Band, Icky Icky Ucky Ucky)"
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:21, archived)
# #I've been lonesome
in the saddle

since my horse died#

/Corries
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:22, archived)
# my fave
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?
one for the ex's I think.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:23, archived)
# I became schizophrenic
So I could love you twice as much

/tina C
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Dropkick Me Jesus,
Through the Goal Posts of Life...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:37, archived)
# God bless Kinky Friedman,
he also wrote "They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore".
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Today BoyT's mini bandwagon will mostly be...
headswapping... of stuffed toys!

(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:17, archived)
# put cambels head
on humptys bum!

(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Wasn't it
Hambel?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:20, archived)
# haha!
what a superb way to start my b3ta day.

Morning all, how goes?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:18, archived)
# morning!
sleepily.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:22, archived)
# I know that feeling
I really have to stop staying up until 3am on school nights :/
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:24, archived)
# I misread that
as "I really have to stop staying up until 3am on schoolgirls"
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:25, archived)
# if only.....
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:27, archived)
# heh heh
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:27, archived)
# mooning !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:23, archived)
# "No, no, Dracula - it's Gaelic."
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:17, archived)
# arf!
that hurts
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:18, archived)
# hurrah
for Dotaman! : )

that mad bloke with the beard and silly hats with working oil rigs on and stuff : )

and woo to the punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Cackle
someone get a steak quick!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:18, archived)
# ba dum
hahah...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:18, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:36, archived)
# oh FFS...
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I dreamt this...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:14, archived)
# That's very
disturbing...
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:16, archived)
# it was
a disturbing dream...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:16, archived)
# He didn't
*ahem* approach you did he. With that...blister?
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:18, archived)
# it's
an egg!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:23, archived)
# It looks like a
blister. Un unfeasibly painful one at that.

I'm sorry, it's too disturbing, I'm going for a smoke.

(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:25, archived)
# gah!
I don't want to know!! I stopped smoking again two days ago
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:26, archived)
# If you're having dreams like that
I suggest you take it up again...
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:28, archived)
# I've stopped
mainly cos I haven't got the money to buy fags. also because I really am trying to get pregnant, so I'm better off not smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:30, archived)
# ah ah !
Freud Alert !
Freud Alert !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:16, archived)
#
mind piss : )
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:18, archived)
# woo!
but well strange...
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:17, archived)
# ok where'd you get that pic of me at work ...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:17, archived)
# how very erm, freudian
didn't you say you were a bit broody recently?

woo
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:17, archived)
# The Germans calle nut sacks - eggs
Strange?............ Strange but true. Your dream taped into the dreaming Germans subconsious
(jerkchicken, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Mmmmm.
Lie down on this couch...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:19, archived)
# well
if you think you can do a better job of getting me pregnant than my hubby, go for it... ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Wahey!
Sounds like fun to me. Are you sure you've got 30 seconds to spare?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:35, archived)
# 30 seconds???
you mean twice?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:38, archived)
# 3 times...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:41, archived)
# woo
super-efficient ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Oh oh...
someone's in for a whuppin'
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:10, archived)
# heheh...
yay ...

right hook is his killer punch ...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:11, archived)
# looks dangerous
*covers nuts*

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Oooh, he looks a bit serious!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:12, archived)
# It's Squirrel Balboa
(jerkchicken, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:16, archived)
# is it squirrel day
or have I been hallucinating again?
yay
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:19, archived)
# every day
is squirrel day !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:22, archived)
# ah,
so it's not just me then...excuse me, there's a squirrel at the door..
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:32, archived)
# yeah yeah
kick ass squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Morning all
quick & nasty to start the day.

(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:09, archived)
# hurrah!
Now that's a double-act I would have loved to have seen : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Christmas is not the
same without
Eric & Ernie.

Eeeeh, I think I've left the gas on...it was all fields &c &c ad nauseum.

/mrs. brady
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:11, archived)
# .
"Short, fat felt legs"

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Bit random this, but it's now bothering me.
Does anyone remember an episode of Morecambe & Wise where Ernie wears a tutu and flat cap ("short hat, fairy legs"). Or is just it my medication?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:15, archived)
# hahah...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:12, archived)
# ha ha
getr out of that without moving!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Ha ha!
*pats cow orker twice on shoulders*
*slaps cow orker twice on cheeks*




*picks up P45*
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:15, archived)
# you missed
*waggles glasses*
*mugs at camera*
*threatens celebrity*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:17, archived)
# What
do you think of it so far?
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:21, archived)
# *wipes away tear*
ahhh, simpler times...
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:23, archived)
# how about
a b3ta bash/raid on Morcambe and we'll take a picture of us all standing round the statue, slapping each others' cheeks and then dancing off into the sunset singing

bring me sunshine etc
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:24, archived)
# I Think that would be
perfect. If would get Des O'Connor along to be in the pictures I think I'd die happy.
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:27, archived)
# and
Shirley Bassey
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:28, archived)
# She's a bit of a diva.
Angela Rippon could probably use the work tho'

EDIT: There must be hundreds of junior members here who haven't got a fucking clue what we're on about...
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:29, archived)
# are her legs
still as good?

Edit: then it's our job to educate them on the comedy classics.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:30, archived)
# probly
better than mine.
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:32, archived)
# I have now got
the shivers. 100% of *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:40, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:18, archived)

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