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(Angelblood, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

seamless!

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butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)

sarky

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new_matt, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:05, archived)

Yeah, I know

But it just had to be done.

(Angelblood, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:06, archived)

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butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)

TRANSLATION

No, it didn't

;-)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:21, archived)

"it already has been"

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butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)

CURSES!

lol

(Angelblood, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)

its that real?

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)

Tour De Force

Clicky for wallpaper size

[edit: Dammit! I keep praying for an FP, but it's never gonna happen. *cries into Irn Bru*]

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)

haha

and a clever caption too

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)

Now that made me laugh!

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)

that's spiffing

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Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)

ARF!

+
YAY!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)

arf!

larf!

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)

haha

yay!

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lemonhead, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)

verree sillee

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butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)

Nice Arty pics of Ladies

www.antoineverglas.com/prints.shtml

And it has Spooks girl on it!

(Sanks, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)

Just for the record

NSFW!

(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)

I don't know what u mean

I'm very bad at code breaking

(Sanks, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)

Nor Suitable For Work

many of us here are hard at work in offices, We need warning if links are of a nature that is innapropriate for an office! In other words, if it looks like pr0n, you need to indicate in your post with the letters NSFW

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)

But everyone knows

that porn in black and white is art.

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Lukasm, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)

not safe for work

i.e. if you're going to put a link on the board that isn't suitable for work then lable it such.

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rob, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)

Not Safe For Work.

alot of people on here are working in offices so can't look at porn, arty or otherwise, sorry.

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pep, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)

wow

you both said it in about a third of the words I did

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)

wow

third words did.

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)

Not Safe For Work

If it looks like porn, or it's biologically disgusting, or generally is the sort of thing your boss/sysadmin would raise hell about you seeing at work, think twice about posting it, and warn people if you do.

(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)

Whilst on the board:

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butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

nosey pants...

why glowing? Warm or happy?

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)

Horses sweat

Men perspire
dutchbirds glow.

I'm all stinky after playing badminton.

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butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)

I love that saying

although am slightly scared of horses! yay for badmingting!

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)

my only problem with horses

is people riding them.

My Lovely, lovely, lovely Horse
My Lovely Horse
Running through the fields
Where are you going, with your fetlocks flowing in the wind?

I wanna cover you with sugar lumps,
And ride you over fences,
Polish your hooves every single day,
And even take you to the horse dentist...

My Lovely, lovely, lovely Horse
My Lovely Horse
You're a pony no more
Riding along with a man on your back
Like a train in the night... (yeah)
Like a train in the night!

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butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:09, archived)

lovely dutchbird,

lovely, lovely dutchbird

SSU

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isthisyou?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)

too kind

*blush*

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butchbint, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)

oh,

did i type that out loud?

*blush also*

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isthisyou?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)

Remember

Black and white: art
Technicolor: NSFW porn

(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)

Un-threadwaste

Click Biggerer!

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Lukasm, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)

NSFW

BTW: I made this for C4 earlier this week. Forgot to mention it. (Very quick job.)
www.channel4.com/bigbrother/gaming/cacophony.html

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rob, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)

Love the boring guy/Vulcan!

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)

You media whore you.

Shockingly, I've just found myself amused by something related to Big Brother...

Is there meant to be a purpose behind it?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)

not really

I know the bloke running the site, and he said, "Can you make somthing quickly for us? There's a couple of quid in it if you do." I said, "OK."

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rob, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)

Ah right

fairy nuff - tis amusing though.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)

I like the spong

on the Indian bloke

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)

sweet jesus!

my ears!

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)

how

rare.
Nice spong too.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)

Does that really say Rabbi Shekels?

Implying that you're only in it for the money?

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)

finally

the wanking supplies have arrived.

VERGLAS? HAHAHA

you don't wanna know what that means in dutch
nothing

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notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)

That would be nice NSFW

arty pictures of ladies wouldn't it?

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)

I think you got that a bit wrong

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alistair, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)

they could make that show so much more appealing

by getting rid of that stupid catchline

/assumes droning, patronizing BBC voice trying to sound hard

'MI5, not 9 to 5'

(Tendency, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)

squildo...

(rotating bread, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)

UFO sighted...up to no good...as usual

(spuriousmonkey, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)

haha

nicely done

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)

Woo for sciffy-likeness

Where's the Interocitor?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)

that's where

magritte got his hummus from.

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notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

NO!!

REVERSE THE POLARITY!!

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)

Dancing around the

Totem Pole of Lightentertainment

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corington, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)

Yay! That's ace

Bernie Clifton and Jimmy Cricket are performing in Felixtowe tonight. I'm sorely tempted to go but feel I'll be the only person there :(

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)

Even better

A private view

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corington, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

Go.

You must go.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

Come 'ere, come 'ere, there's more!

He used to scare me!

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)

Stop.

Hamster time.

also, My mum can cook up a mean curry

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)

*ahem*

sasrgant.com?

Also, Ewww! Curry! Ick!

EDIT: Damn you, you edited! Make me look foolish, will you? I'll get you next time...
/evil cackle

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

if you're talking about leeching

don't worry, if he frontpages i break his legs.

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)

nice curry

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tef, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

all reposts merged into one for compact viewing?

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

coming to the fire tonight?

or hast du examen kommt fritag?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)

yarr, exammen

so getting pissed isn't a proper option

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

blub.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)

you smell

of wee

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)

of that

i am well aware.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)

;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

reposters smell of wee.

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)

Some of us haven't forgotten...

(WaldoMcFroog, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)

took me a moment

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rob, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

Awwwwwwww, how poignant!

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

jolly good

oh for fucksake someone stop him

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

Just for the record

I don't think he's sexy, nor do I want his body.

(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)

medical science should have it though really

...NOW

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

i hope

the man is murdered in a truly grisly way

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ramirez brr..., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)

hello

what's this?

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)

is that the show

on the 12th then?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)

the e'burgh one's on the 12th august

the london one's on the 29th july.

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)

crap?

/runs away, sniggering

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bob dinosaur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

tops

that is the epitome of something. i'm not sure what

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spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)

yay

that's nice
somehow the delay between that and the news story makes it seem so much sadder

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)

To be honest

I did it ages ago...

(WaldoMcFroog, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

were you wanking

when you did it?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

Only

a bit.

(WaldoMcFroog, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)

that's awfully sad

and very well done

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)

That's brilliant!

Yay!!

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)

*cuckles*

eggcellent

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anno domini hiatus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)

Motherfucker!!!

I did it! I made the front page.... My Cubans, where are my cubans

(Sanks, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)

in your rectum

truth.

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)

easy

fella

(Sanks, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)

i bet you haven't checked though

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)

I checked

Your picture.. are you an ugly girl?

(Sanks, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)

yes

yes.
and yes again.
but maybe no.

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)

'ello

meester sanks, hchwee are 'ere

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)

I remember my first front page

it was einstein drawing a pair of boobies on a blackboard.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

and yes

it was shite ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

Its nice to see

some things never change.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)

Not being able to photoshop well

isn't such a bad thing.
As you well know!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

Too

shay.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)

shay

hush hush eye to eye!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)

Still haven't had one.

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.90Nz0., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)

They come

when you least expect them to, from pictures you spent five minutes on instead of an hour

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)

I got one for my very 1st post, he said smugly.

None since, he added somewhat bitterly.

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)

Congrats!

You must be well chuffed!

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)

hotel room

what was the email adress again?

(rotating bread, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)

sunshineelephant (hotmail.com) i think

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tef, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)

sunshineelephantathotmail.com

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)

[email protected] I think. :)

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)

just for random edinburgh conspiracy theory

do you ever go to the holyrood tavern?

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tef, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)

ON St Mary's Street close to Sound control?

No! I have never been but one of my mates used to drink there when he was 15!

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

its aroudn the corder from st marys street.

its a nice pub :D

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tef, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)

Aha - that's

the one I meant but couldnt think the name of the street! I love St Mary's street - Casey's homemade sweeties! Anyway, never been there. Is it scary?

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)

well. its the local goth and rock pub.

its nice.

although i'm the scary exhibitionist getting peopel to sign his stomach when he's drunk

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tef, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)

Although the site is not being updated at the moment

I was disappointed, I've been looking forward to seeing mine up there:

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christhebarker, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)

Ditto.

(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)

It truly is a marvelous idea

and it's nice to see how sunshine elephant has developed as a person since coming onto the board. On his first day he was a right pain in the arse!

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christhebarker, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)

You'd better obfuscate

that email address otherwise the poor pachyderm will get loads of Spam.

Oh, it's a Hotmail account. Too late now... ;->

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splorp ®, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)

all of the above ^

but with an underscore

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)

Bandwagon yet?

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)

is it?

i missed that one.

(cock off)

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)

nope

don't even try it sonny jim.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)

oh go on

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)

|Yay for

international Flash cartoons.

fun.drno.de/flash/Grok.swf

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)

that's sad

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rob, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)

Sad as in

not funny, or sad as in "tears welling"?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)

the latter

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rob, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)

I thought

it was quite funny.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)

hahaha

very funny

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)

If she makes that kind of noise during sex

I'm not surprised he was trying to get away.

(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)

I've seen that before. It's ace.

So, as I've seen it before I'm going to call you a glasscocker...
glasscocker glasscocker glasscocker glasscocker! ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)

Beautifully done...

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)

Hello!

Replied to your looking like your dad thing below but think it disappeared before you saw it... People say I look like my dad too and it scares me... I'm a very girly girl! Glad you weren't offended - I was just kidding around but you DO look like my friend's dad!! he's cool though and I'm guessing older than you so it's not bad!

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)

I know I'm starting to look like people's Dads, but that what happens to you when you're 39. It does, though, mean you can legally fancy someone half your age...

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)

You can do

that from 32 though!! And 39 is not old at all. I didn't mean any offence - you can be a dad from 16 so it's not a bad thing to look like dads! As long as you don't dance like them!

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)

Technically, I don't dance like a Dad. Dads tend to think they can dance, whereas I know I'm a shite dancer. Also, most Dads do't seem to like techno, house, hardcore, and all the other RSI music I love. It does mean though, that while I may not be actually dancing like a Dad, I am do fact, look like I'm dancing like a Dad. Clear?

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)

As mud!!

Don't dance like a dad but might give the impression of doing so...yes? What is RSI please? (don't do house/rave)

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)

Repetetive Strain Injury...

RSI is what my rock pal calls all dance music, which makes me laugh.

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)

byootiffah!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)

marvellous

marvellous I say

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)

haha

so silly

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notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)

i like that

it's nice.

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)

That was one

of the more unusual items I've seen on the news for a while.

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)

Hooray for Nicey!

I see he was wearing his Giant Bee T-shirt

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MartinH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)

the world is slowly going b3tan

a very disturbing development.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)

as i keep saying

we are the new illuminati.

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)

a nice cup of illuminati though

and a sit down

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spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)

i was thinking of that

Nicey and ccc both made it into the media, it's time to take over the world.

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)

Not to mention

Joel winning two Webby's

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MartinH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)

yup

and rob in the Guardian.

b3ta won't reach a terminal point where it implodes, it'll just get so big it'll have to take over the world.

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)

Not forgetting

that both Joel and weebl are now selling their work to telly.
Oh, and there was that Virgin Megastores campaign with sponging animals

(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)

And Rogan and I

have had stuff ona BBC website, and lets not forget the porn movie.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)

There's a b3ta

porn movie?
Not sure if I want to see it
Porn: good
Bovine nekkid: not so good

(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)

I directed it,

Its called "Are you wanking as you watch this".

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)

hehe

porn movie

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)

b3ta porn

would be like wildlife on one, but they'd light up a cigarette at the end...

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rogan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)

menub has been on japanese radio as well

i wish i was famous

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new_matt, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)

Don't forget

his Carol Vorderman documentary...

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

It aint confirmed yet...

I'm getting a phone call tonight.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)

Yes

and my website's been in the Daily Mirror.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)

mine's too...mine's too

*jumps up and down excitedly*

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)

Appologies if this has been done...

(Sanks, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)

hang on while i sshnuke you.

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tef, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)

What u mean MR?

(Sanks, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)

The sshnuke.

It's like a regular thermonuclear device, but quieter.

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charliedontsurf, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)

oh well

I'll get my coat...

(Sanks, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)

I just dont understand it.

Why was I asked to leave?

(Soapy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)

Bwa bwa bwawawa...

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)

I may be

rather stoopid

but why "icestationzebra"

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)

I think it's an

old people's movie or something... a war classic thingy!

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)

aaah

old people...

snigger

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)

Alastair McLean novel

originally, I believe.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)

aha,

I see! I've always been just plain old icezebra though, since my first days on the 'net'. Innocently skipping through fields of rubbish homepages..

Sigh, those were the days

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)

jolly good

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new_matt, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)

be afraid!

think it was an alitair mclean novel originally, though I've never read it (or wanted to!) It's always on TCM

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)

the film

is cheesy, but the book is sweeter

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mcleod666, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)

I seem to remember the film

featuring one of the most amusingly fake Arctic sets I've ever seen.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)

ha ha

oh yes, complete with polystyrene snow. im sure you can hear a kind of echo when the people are speaking!

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mcleod666, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)

It's on

IMDB

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)

it goes without saying

that any film with ernest borgnine in is a good film

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new_matt, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)

How is 'Borgnine' pronounced?

Is it Borj9? Or Borg9? Or even my favourite Borgneenee?

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)

borg-nine

he is/was aces

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new_matt, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)

is/was?

A kind of Schrodinger's actor, dead and alive at the same time?

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)

wasn't sure whether he was dead, have just checked; he's a sprightly 86

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new_matt, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)

thought it was Ernest Borgnine, but I didn't want to say, just in case.

He made Airwolf cool.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)

snort

praphahaha :)

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notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)

Badum

tish :)

(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)

baboon dish

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notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)

That's not a baboon

that's a mandrill.

Essential monkey-identifying skills need to be taught more in schools!

(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)

i know it's a mandrill

but google misled me. :)

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notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)

That'll teach you

to trust strange search engines...

(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)

and their

misling ways...

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christhebarker, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)

a mandrill IS a baboon

you wonkus!
dictionary.reference.com/search?q=mandrill

Essential looky-uppy skills need to be taught more in schools!

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zog why change it now?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)

Blimey

My entire world-view is shattered!

(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)

YAY

then I can repost without having my cheeks blushed

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notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)

It doesn't mention the

blue, purple, and scarlet genital markings...

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)

Haha

I like your thinking

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmm

chips.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)

That is as good as a

good thing on wheels!

Luke Burrage - Mixing metaphores faster than a cat in a hard place.

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Lukasm, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)

Actually, I'll nominate that

for the competition next tomorrow:

Mixing metaphores.

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Lukasm, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)

That's the first sign of

madness you know.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)

cos the chips were down

and the steaks were high! Food fight!!!

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)

Not natural mountaineers.

Edit: Is it really that crap?

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)

I got shat on...

... by a mountain goat on Tryfan, North Wales on Sunday. 100% of FACT.

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

How?

You must have been underneath it?

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)

Weeeel

lots of the Tryfan approach is steep scrambling / borderline piss easy climbing. Three mountain goats appear above me, gambling merrily up the rock (they put glue on their feet I think), and one decides he / she needs the toilet. Thanks.

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)

bloomin' 'eck!

That's the mst random story I have heard all day! Well done! :)

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)

this is england

as I know it

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notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

haha

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

i love you

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)

Afternoon all

I am particularly happy today. But knowing mah luck...

(Phil not DS, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)

brilliant!

I love it!

(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

So that's account number.....

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.90Nz0., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

Noo!

hehe

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)

ha ha

for a mate's eighteenth, i took a leaflet from my local bank called "the banking code" and changed every "banking" to "wanking".

aren't students funny?

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)

As a lecturer

I'm am inclined to disgree with that. You are all boring nowadays compared to when we were at Uni. Ah, we raised hell. I remember Cairo...ahhh, CAIRO....*rrrrrrringggg* time for your dried frog pills Dr Phil

(Phil not DS, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)

did it

have the word deposit on it, 'cos that would double the humour

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rogan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)

withdrawal

or

losing interest

or

direct clitoral stimulation*

*end of irony [US version]

(Phil not DS, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)

At last, the blood tests confirmed

the real father

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)

and from last night

Liam and Chuck

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)

yuck

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rob, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

It would've been

Wills or Harry if I'd found the right pic.

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)

Hey Rob,

any idea why my computer thought I was someone else this morning? I'm a bit concerned in case somebody else finds out they can use my name to create mischief

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)

If you can reproduce it then email cal about it.

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rob, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)

cheers

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)

Oh my

good god almighty. That's horrifying!

Woo yay though.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)

ha ha

haaaaaaaaaaa

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)

eeepppppp

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)

That looks like

it's about to become a Hannibal Lecter Moment.
Yerk!

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blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)

Pic

of the day.

*I have only been on 20 minutes.

(Phil not DS, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)

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