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drunkenness may explain your actions...

..but it does not excuse them

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verbal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:42, archived)

mmmeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

woo!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:43, archived)

does this

work?

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verbal, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 13:58, archived)

WOO

I'll have a fiver on the cat.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:44, archived)

would that be

because the dog seems to have all but fallen over?

/mumbles something about being unable to find decent source pics

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verbal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:47, archived)

yeah

there aren't enough images on the web... someone should make a search engine specifically for pictures...

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:50, archived)

Yes!

They Could Call it 'Google Image Source pic Image search' to diferentiate it from that other, silly one.

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verbal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:56, archived)

yay for Scalextric!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:45, archived)

Zoooooom!

(dj_game, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:46, archived)

Wheeeeee!

and the winner, by a nose..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:50, archived)

Anyone Remeber pob!?!

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Dobsky, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:40, archived)

or 'tiga' as he's now know.

woo!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:41, archived)

Yay pob

TJ: For whoever it was who was talking about going to Japan (now lost in the spazz). This is a genuine soft toy from Japan I got given to me - I know I posted it a moment ago, but the board suddenly surged and it got thrown off.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:45, archived)

Never

put a cat in a toaster.

Cute, yet somehow unsettling..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:52, archived)

and illegal

in many countries.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:59, archived)

arugh

sanrio.com used to have a character called something like poochi poochi wanko but they mysteriously lack anything on their site about him now. I wonder who tipped them off...
[edit]fuckme, google is great
puchi puchi wanko!

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Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:00, archived)

Now that's class...

If you search for Nyanko you get a whole bunch of stuff about kittens in food (soft toys). I am ashamed to say I have two of these things too.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:16, archived)

pffffff

woo

(Hairy Clam, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:47, archived)

I couldn't sleep

I go away...I come back

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:39, archived)

lovely!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:40, archived)

hey you

long time no see

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:40, archived)

hello you

where've you been hiding?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:41, archived)

I have only 2 posts to use tonight

and I'll use one of them to say I love this!

That's what you get for starting over-elaborate milestone celebrations too late.

Be warned.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:41, archived)

I look forward to your 6000

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:45, archived)

2 posts eh?

so you can't answer back, you slag?

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:06, archived)

Another good one

well played.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:41, archived)

Woo

for Bedtime ;0)

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Dunks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:41, archived)

a little poem

came from something sunshine elephant said while we discussed his horace post, although it has since lost all relevance.

(iguanaboy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:39, archived)

yes the previous last line has been much improved :)

tis fantastic

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:39, archived)

Excuse me for a minute..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hee hee

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Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:41, archived)

Did you like that

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:42, archived)

Seconded

TO THE MAX

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Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:45, archived)

lovely poem

and beautifully crafted.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:42, archived)

ta very much

it was a spur of the moment thing.

(iguanaboy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:44, archived)

yes it was quite.

and i much think the last pic of the egyptian is wonderful

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:47, archived)

You're fucked in the head, mate.

Which is ace.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:44, archived)

originally it was

an australian from mars...

but it didnt rhyme as well and would only be relevant to sunshine elephant, whereas those bloody big-eared egyptians get everywhere

(iguanaboy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:46, archived)

ah yes them and their

mispronouniation of 'loose'

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:47, archived)

That's a right laugh

I love it!

HOUPLA!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:46, archived)

Damn

that's odd.

but woo!
nice drawing too.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:56, archived)

you're from nz?

nice! I'm half from there too.

(iguanaboy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:04, archived)

New Corporate Logo

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Demonic Omelette, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:37, archived)

And on that rather woo note

I'm off to bed. Night all, stay fluffy.

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:38, archived)

: woo

and idea

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welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:45, archived)

ah, the good old days

of the truth in advertising compo :)

that's a good 'un

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:38, archived)

had any e-mailed to you latey?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:40, archived)

me?

nope, never did have - never once ever had anything b3tan emailed to me.

I have the people who email me stuff very well vetted ;)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:43, archived)

did you see bae systems are advertising on the tube now.

so, as i was on my way from oval to tottenham court road, i suddenly got an impulse to buy a missile detection system...

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:39, archived)

I've already bought three

Damn advertising.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:44, archived)

who are

lockheed martin?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:44, archived)

They come out when it's dark. 100% FACT.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:34, archived)

That's where the tit people come from!

woo to yoo

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:35, archived)

lovely.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:35, archived)

ha ha!

you discovered their secret!

game's up, ladies...

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:35, archived)

Aaaargh!!

She's going down!
Man the breasts!

I may have got a little too excited there

Most woosome pic

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verbal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:36, archived)

aaaaahahahahahahahahaha!

dear god

aaaaahahahahahahaaaa!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:36, archived)

Pffffffffft

And with that wonderful image in my head (Do you ever sleep, Koit?) I'm off to bed.

Night all, hopefully I'll see you during the day tomorrow, if the evil work pixies haven't gone and dropped things to do in the way of me skiving.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:36, archived)

night

night

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:38, archived)

Night mate

I sleep, lots. Just I fit it around your life so that it seems as if I don't.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:39, archived)

woo!

you light obsessed loon ;)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:37, archived)

that's why

ladies wear bras y'know.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:38, archived)

What accounts for transvestite men ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:40, archived)

makeup

and silicone.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:44, archived)

Woo!

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:43, archived)

waa -

most unrealistic face-swap ever...

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)

ooh thats great

woo!

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Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:33, archived)

your name disputes everything you say

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:34, archived)

but everything i say

is completely sincere

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Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:37, archived)

i'm playing around

with menub's masking tutorial - results get better every time, one day you'll get something worthy of my talents ;)

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:35, archived)

for me personally?

i feel so honored

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Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:37, archived)

hehe, i would be ;)

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:38, archived)

woosome!!

that's exceptionally well done

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:36, archived)

thanks - but the woman was a pain,...

well - aren't they - errr, no, not going down that road ;)

she just doesn't look right though, arse...

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:37, archived)

lol!

I can't argue with you there!
She looks fine :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:42, archived)

hehe, thanks

you've made my night

*hugs*

right, off to bed, some of us have work tomorrow, worse luck,

night.

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:43, archived)

night

*hug*

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:50, archived)

Is the one at the back.......

Bruce Forsythe?

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:39, archived)

yes

yes it is...

- no, not really ;(

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:45, archived)

Compo.. (He He)

Most GC of GC?

of GC, even?

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Dunks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:29, archived)

flippn' 'eck!

Can't dispute that!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:30, archived)

ermmm...

etymologically recursive?

I just don't know any more, I tells ya.
I just don't know

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verbal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)

It's quite amazing

I was trying to find mnb098mnb's Glasscock Gallery on Google the other day, but it's quite elusive really.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)

really?

it's been e-mailed to me three times in the last week...

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:34, archived)

there's irony!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:34, archived)

have they closed

www.glasscockcountytx.com then?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:35, archived)

just messing with faces...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:29, archived)

and again...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:29, archived)

Cool!

I like the koala remix, and the use of your classic eyes/mouth in this... thing :D

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)

woo!

the first one appears to have Kylie's teeth!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)

i thought you were speechless?

so shaaaaaat it you slaaaaaagg!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)

Oi!

Shaaaachoooouuur maaaarf!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:33, archived)

yor not

moy movva!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:35, archived)

yes

oi am!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:44, archived)

please, please, please

don't EVER stop?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)

is the top one looking at the bottom one

and being slightly offended by the tongue hanging out? Ace.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)

he looks like a paediatrician

100% of fact! maybe.

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)

YAY!

i like the one in the hat bestest!

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cwethan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)

this one actullay

looks australian...a bit like guy pierce actually

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:43, archived)

Bad punnage

and you can't even tell it's him

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:27, archived)

I am Jack's

starring ambition, removed and trampled by the Smokey

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:30, archived)

Can't tell it's who?

I can't tell.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)

I'd love to woo you

but me no get :(

have a wooyay anyway!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)

OK, Just for the people who werren't listening....

MY METHOD FOR DOING ASCII art.....
I take the image and make it one of three layers in an HTML document (Stretching it with a table as neccessary), With a preview of said document (Depending on the editor used) open, then in the OTHER TWO LAYERS, I type in (by trial and error) the characters that best cover the DARK PARTS OF THE IMAGE. This technique is almost as laborious as Doing it by eye, but provides more accurate results.
I DO NOT USE GENERATORS OR SCANNING PROGRAMS TO DO ASCII!

(FXBOY4EVA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:20, archived)

You said that before.

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:20, archived)

Maybe, but some didn't listen...

And were still acusing me of not working on something I DID WORK ON, which (as U might imagine) Narks me off a bit

(FXBOY4EVA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:22, archived)

Norks you off a bit?

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:23, archived)

Blatant repost

NORKS!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:25, archived)

you know

it would be a lot quicker if you did use a program to do the conversion.

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:23, archived)

isn't that

what he said he does? I wasn't listening.

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barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:24, archived)

me neither

where's my lunch?

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:25, archived)

under that guy's

converter program

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cwethan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:26, archived)

Oh!

Is that how he does it?

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thethingfromanotherworld, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:27, archived)

i've got new socks on.

really, i have.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)

yep

didnt care then.......

it as with everything here it doesnt matter HOW you did it

the fact that YOU did it is what matters :)

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:23, archived)

Well said

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)

best hotornot entry ever!

meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KSAQNRB

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:20, archived)

Compo?!

.."And dogs"?!!!!

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EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:22, archived)

There's

always Munter of course...

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Spherix, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:26, archived)

FUCKSOCKS

my eyes my eyes..!!!!!!

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:29, archived)

Jesus!!!

how about her keywords? cheerleader? CUTE???

Jesus!!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:34, archived)

whhhhhhhhhhhips!

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_null_, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:22, archived)

aw, poor thing

she just needs some lovin'

(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:22, archived)

Dare I say........

I would.

No, I daren't!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:23, archived)

sunshine elephat

probably would tho

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:24, archived)

nah:

www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8GMBMO&key=UUV

love me you bastards.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:23, archived)

wow

you're so hot you're emitting a aura of heat

(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:24, archived)

im like that guy out of fantastic four.

not the brick, or inviso-bitch, or the other stretchy basrad. the other one. the little flame on shit. thats me that is.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:26, archived)

hows

auntie pauline?

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:24, archived)

i voted 1

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:24, archived)

you would.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:25, archived)

yep

if it was a decent pic it may help tho m8 :)

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:25, archived)

me too.

i vote 1 for everyone on that site.

i like lowering people's self-esteem.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:34, archived)

Lo, Tom

Completely forgotten what I had to say to you now.

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Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:33, archived)

if you were gonna take the piss out o fme for not going to leeds to see tallica,

then you can go hide behind the couch with Az the Spaz....

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:35, archived)

Don't worry

You didn't take the piss for me missing them at Download, so I'll remain fluffy. I'm not going to Carling either on the grounds that it sounds pretty shit apart from them and Saint Anger blows goats.

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Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:44, archived)

this is a repost

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:23, archived)

Pull the other one!

No, I beleive you.

Honest!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:22, archived)

i use electricity to aid my digestion

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_null_, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:22, archived)

what is your method

for not making new threads unnecessarily?

stay fluffy, stay fluffy...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:22, archived)

rofl

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:23, archived)

seconded

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:27, archived)

So you DO use a computer!

CHEATER!!

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EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:22, archived)

well good for you

i think we're all clear on that now

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:22, archived)

SO you do it by hand then?

eh? That's what I was asking.. nerf!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:23, archived)

no no he uses an

ascii generator... isn't that what he said? Oh no, wait. hold on... *bang*

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:25, archived)

wow,

did you know you can get these really good ascii art programs that will do all that for you? ;)

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rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:24, archived)

FUCK THIS!

I give up, Everyone seems to want to Shit on me from mount Olympus today so I'll juts leave them to it and get some sleep

(FXBOY4EVA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:24, archived)

remeber the penguins dude

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:25, archived)

Forget it, I need sleep, and B3TA

Needs to leave my fave folder

(FXBOY4EVA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:26, archived)

nooooo!

well, sleep, yes. But noooooo!

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:28, archived)

in all honesty m8 ive never seenthe point in ascii since home pcs could display more than 8 colors

i got pic here
wow shes hot
think im gonna abuse my pcs character map and make her hotter!!!!

im mean wtf?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)

yeah but you could say that about my pixel stuff.

I should've moved to vectors a bit more by now...

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)

ah but its different

to make something that looks like the original at only 15x pixels is equally as tricky as making ascii

and its something you have drawn yourself....

its like a mini mash....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:34, archived)

vector and tonic?

sounds good to me

i'm going to get me sorted on svgs...

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spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:35, archived)

I thought

you didn't like Victor, though.

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GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:35, archived)

what's the vector victor?

/airplane.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:36, archived)

have you ever seen a cockpit, billy?

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GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:38, archived)

so...

do you like films with gladiators in?

'gladiator' has really taken a lot of the impact of that line away, hasn't it?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:41, archived)

Have you ever seen a

grown man naked?

ahahaha - guess what. You know in Naked Gun where Thingy gets handed a beaver by Priscilla and he says 'nice beaver' as he looks up her skirt?
In italy it translates to 'nice mouse'. He says 'nice mouse' as she hands him a beaver. Hmm.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:41, archived)

did you know that in italy

general melchett from blackadder iv had a squeaky voice?

fuckin' italians, eh?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:44, archived)

fools, the lot of em!

Except all the ones that aren't.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:46, archived)

That's a bit like saying...

...now we have cameras and photography, what's the point in painting portraits anymore.

It's just another form of expression, whether you like it or not.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:36, archived)

nah, i agree with that

paintings for losers
;)

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:37, archived)

i never said i didnt like it

i said i couldnt se the point in it,
its just not my bag baby :P

but like everything here it something unique and it should be encouraged etc

edit:
and as for the paintings.....
how can someone that likes to mash as much as me hate paintings?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:38, archived)

what's the point?

well, what's the point in wanking eh? and you do that!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:46, archived)

you know how now if you have a portrait done

it looks really realistic? some - i went to the national portrati gallery the other week - almost look like photos.

so what i'm wondering is, did the painting ability of the world increase over time, or did people in tudor times have really fucked-up heads?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:45, archived)

ROFLMAO

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:53, archived)

Uh, yes,

we were being funny, I think.

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:25, archived)

no, don't go!

I was just starting to care!

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rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:26, archived)

aww they're only kidding with ya

:)

jealousy is a terrible thing.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:26, archived)

Sorry, but

I just don't appreciate people taking the rip when I try so hard on something and get accused of not doing so

(FXBOY4EVA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:27, archived)

thing is, it was an easy mistake for us, to make.

Did you ever see Rob's generator thing? It was very clever, made colour pictures out of conversations. Not sure where it went though. The point is, people know you did it and they think it's good - if it wasn't good they wouldn't've accused you of making it with software, y'see.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:30, archived)

seriously - i'm realy impressed!

...i only asked about program's because i didn't fancy trying it the long way....sorry!

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the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)

two or three

people said that. Life's too short, mate.
Get some sleep and come back tomorrow :)

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GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)

Dude,

these assholes aren't worth one of your tears. NOT ONE. You are far better than this. You need more. You just need it. You just plain need it.

Edit: I'm stabbing myself in the 'butt' right now with a pair of scissors.

2nd Edit: You definitely use 3rd party sortware. No doubt. Stop shitting everybody.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)

are you?

wow. Quite sexy really.

eeeep

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:35, archived)

I wasn't

but I am now, baby.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:39, archived)

No! I thought it was incredible, great, and good

Take to orgasms and call me in the morning....

JEESUHUS... some people!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:26, archived)

nah now some of them are just angry that you used another thread up to repeat yourself

but it doesn't matter. remember if you enjoy the pictures, post them no matter what anybody else says, its a free board. nobody is exactly the same, with the same opinions, so you don't have to take anything said on this board personally.
I like the pictures and i thought it was fantastic.

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Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)

awww poor you

if you can't recognise humour/sarcasm then you've got it coming I'm afraid

(matt'twam'asi, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)

Well

I liked it.
And I'm off to bed, and I'm going to stay fluffy.

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Spherix, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:30, archived)

Hurrah- a threadjack

Having problems with a Soundmax soundcard I brought on Saturday (only £40, but it's better than the mic input on my internal one). Everything's linked up right and so on, and the channel/noise tests work on them, so I know sound will come out, but no audio files will play through them- they'll run on all player programs, even the ones ~~bungled~~ bundled with the card itself, but I'm not getting any sound :\ this happened on Saturday and it just fixed itself suddenly, but now it won't and my CD player's on the blink, all it'll play is Jeff Buckley (not that I'm complaining about that actually).

And I'm burning Torment CDs to sell, supprisingly high amount of buyers so far :)

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Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)

Life from Mars?

Click here to see it in all it's glory

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:09, archived)

eep

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:10, archived)

you have sent shivers down my naked body

woo

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:10, archived)

having just seen wastrels picture of you

can i suggest you go out and eat something tomorow?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:11, archived)

okay.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:12, archived)

cool

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:13, archived)

he needs a lot more than just something

he needs an eight course meal

(iguanaboy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:14, archived)

so do i -

just got in from work, nothing to eat but celery.

Arse.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:20, archived)

spaz my dear

there's been some good stuff

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:24, archived)

can't -

I'm hunting and gathering.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:34, archived)

hmm

bed

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Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:12, archived)

someone slagged off IDS earlier

dunno if you heard about it

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:17, archived)

it was me

and i don't care about the consequences

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:19, archived)

What's IDS?

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:20, archived)

invalid donkey syndrome

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:22, archived)

System error: the following donkeys could not be validated, and will not receive a carrot

Dobbin,
Jack,
Muffins,
Eeyore.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:30, archived)

I wish.......

I hadn't asked.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:42, archived)

Aaargh!

The .... I dont really know...

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verbal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:12, archived)

me either

I looked at it for ages and thought I saw lots of different things, but nothing definite...

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Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:14, archived)

I saw two distorted (upside down) Coelacanth's

which are not extinct

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verbal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:15, archived)

Did you really?

very interesting

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:18, archived)

I knew I was going nuts

when I saw the shark and the helicopter!

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Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:18, archived)

Never mind the life on Mars...

...where did all that water come from?

He he he... woo!

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:12, archived)

Well......

It's on Earth now, It flew down with those large ears.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:13, archived)

Aha...

...it all makes perfect sense now. PERFECT SENSE I TELLS YA!

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:14, archived)

expressed in dollars and cents

pounds shillings and pence
cant you see it all makes
perfect sense

the little black box explodes in perfect focus.
prime time fodder
fo rthe news at nine
whoooa hold on soldier

/roger waters

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:18, archived)

ah, so this is what scotland's like

i'd forgotten :)

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spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:19, archived)

i'm going to be a graduate

but i'm not going to wear a stupid hat
cos the stupid hat is thirty quid
i won't pay that, i'd be daft if i did
and if i was daft, they'd take my degree
they'd lock me up and throw away the key
so i'm going to go as nature intended
stark bollock naked, with my beard hair untended

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spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:21, archived)

You should make a hat...

...or if you like, I will lend you my pirate disguise.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:23, archived)

i have a pirate disguise

but of course you wouldn't realise this. every time you've seen me in the pirate disguise, you've had no inkling that i was secretly a spacefish. yarr!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:24, archived)

Yarr...

...that be cunning!

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:27, archived)

I feel it my duty to say woo

and David Bowie

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:17, archived)

wow

that is all

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:25, archived)

Major threadwaste...

and I shall delete it. BUT, how do you DO The ASCII Pics? Is there a trick? Or do you hand code it?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)

my way is easy.

I don't do ASCII pics.

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Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)

There are sites and programs you can get that do it for you. ill get one now if i can be arsed enough to find it

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Dobsky, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)

There must be a prog

that scans yer pic and generates the txt file.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:07, archived)

there's some website for it

/searches for link
maybe www.text-image.com ?
or you could do it by hand if you wanted to

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Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:07, archived)

I never was any good at doing it by hand...

I SUCK AT ASCII!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:08, archived)

suckatascii?

mmm corn and lima beans

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Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:09, archived)

R. E. S. P. E. C. T. !

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verbal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:13, archived)

find out what it means to me

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Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:16, archived)

suckatascii,
suckatascii,
suckatascii,
suckatascii

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verbal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:18, archived)

hehehehe

i wondered where that was going :)

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Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:25, archived)

I'm coming to your house

ner ner ne ner ner!
;)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:07, archived)

didja

do that search?

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Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:08, archived)

what search is that?

the spazz?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:10, archived)

yeah

search the spazz for 'asparagus' in the last week

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Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:12, archived)

rymes with 'nibs'?

really! :O

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:15, archived)

absorootly

hence recent happiness and uber-fluffy moments :D

I suggest that we are now officially the "non-models but loved up" girls.

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Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:17, archived)

Flippin woo!

you going on 18th?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:18, archived)

no can do

family visit, plus not up to much after my op earlier :(

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Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:22, archived)

pants!

another time, eh? :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:24, archived)

No way? Really?

Alrighty then.. 'tis small, but I can make you and Steve very comfy...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:08, archived)

hehe!

just give us a while to get over ouselves ;)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:11, archived)

of course

:) Happy to hear it and woo to you both!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:15, archived)

yay! Thankyou!

*hug*

did you know about us previously? Tell all ;)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:16, archived)

I did not have the faintest idea...

well... sorta. Steve had hinted from before when I talked to him, but you know.. no one EVER says if they're with somebody from here.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:20, archived)

lol!

I did!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:25, archived)

google

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:07, archived)

both work well, and are used

www.text-image.com is a site you might like to see...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:07, archived)

This is one

www.mosascii.com/

but you are supposed to pay for it after a bit.. :-/ i'm sure you could *ahem* crack it if you wanted to.

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Dobsky, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:08, archived)

I have a trick,

I write up an HTML page with layers and overlay the text on the image using a preview, but since everyone seems to think I'm full of it and don't realise It took me a week (on and off) to do that pic, I shan't bother posting my ASCII work in future.

(FXBOY4EVA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:08, archived)

Oh, do keep posting - it's fantastic,

but explain how you do it. It looks too good for a human to have done it ;-)

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:12, archived)

I thought I just did

Explain How I do it

(FXBOY4EVA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:13, archived)

I mean, with the post.

Otherwise people'll ignore it.

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:14, archived)

Oh ok

I see now

(FXBOY4EVA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:15, archived)

whoa whoa

who said anything about him being human?
:)

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Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:16, archived)

which film should I watch next?

hmmm?

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GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:11, archived)

just use this

www.users.totalise.co.uk/~wardog/

like that other fella did.

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fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:12, archived)

seeing as this is already a tw...

I have a dilema. a large food operation out of Toronto is interested in me as executive chef for their Boston site. I left the talks today feeling somewhay ill after all the coporate spewage was said and done, or perhaps it's this damn heatwave. anyway, do I sell my soul?

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sosumi, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:13, archived)

only

for the right money!

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Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:15, archived)

my idea exactly : )

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sosumi, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:18, archived)

soul

or sole?

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rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:22, archived)

Not quite fluffy

(dj_game, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:02, archived)

haha!

Fantastic, made me laugh :)

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Dobsky, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:03, archived)

ha ha

thats great :)

(Hairy Clam, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:03, archived)

Yay

made me laugh aloud

Great stuff.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:04, archived)

lovely stuff

*removes clothes*

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:04, archived)

Ooh, yes, it's Naked O'Clock, isn't it?

Fair enough.

/does same

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:05, archived)

woo hoo

*shaves*

(Hairy Clam, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)

That would, then,

make you "Clam"?

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)

hmm?

camel toes?

(Hairy Clam, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:07, archived)

EWWW

I got pubes in my soup!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:07, archived)

let me check

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)

haha!

yay!

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barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:04, archived)

Arf!

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:04, archived)

Pffft

cider/monitor impact ensues...

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Spherix, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:05, archived)

hahahahaha...

that's soooo mean... woo :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)

Bong!!!

woo!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)

just as well i was getting naked.....

just pissed my kecks!!!

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the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:08, archived)

SMACK HIM!

GET HIM GOOD!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:10, archived)

hahahahahaha!

funniest thing on the board tonite!

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mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:17, archived)

Woot!

every time I laugh at a baby being smacked with a frying pan, I know I'm still not ready to have kids of my own.

yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:48, archived)

I just noticed

I spent 15 minutes making an animation

then my bitcharsed computer crashed whilst it was saving! DAMNIT!

So look out for Episode Two of the Slad's adventures tomorrow.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:01, archived)

Gareth Southgate Badger

can't see him without thinking that

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:03, archived)

NO more slad?

NOOOOOOOOO

(Goonboy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:05, archived)

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WWWBB0Ma@W0B88Z08a20XaZZXr;Z0B82WBSSWZXZ;aarSZ2aaSaa2Za2S;2aX77r:7:S7;,,:ai2;r:27X82MSB82aZ:aSaZXr0a

(FXBOY4EVA, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:59, archived)

That

is rather good

edit: and is it just a coincidence it says "MMMMMM" all over it?

(

Spherix, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:00, archived)

i probably would

the capital M's might get a bit distracting after a while tho

(iguanaboy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:01, archived)

did you google for

ugly old men?

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:01, archived)

can't remember what I was looking for, but they were all on the same page.

(

Spherix, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:03, archived)

where did you get the program for converting the piccy?

(

the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:00, archived)

I DID THIS BY HAND!

If people keep accusing me of using Generators I'll quit posting it

(FXBOY4EVA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:01, archived)

*pulls out a large cake marked life*

*offers a slice*

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:03, archived)

you didnt do that

by hand you fibber!

(

fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:03, archived)

Yes I F***ng Did!

I've been doing ASCII for 11 years

(FXBOY4EVA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:05, archived)

and so's my wife!

(

verbal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)

Jamaica?

(

Spherix, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:08, archived)

why the long face?

(

verbal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:11, archived)

How does it smell?

(

Spherix, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:13, archived)

Alaska.

(

pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:17, archived)

constantly?

(

thethingfromanotherworld, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:07, archived)

why?

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:08, archived)

sorry.....

sorry.....sorry.....sorry.....sorry.....sorry.....sorry.....sorry.....

(

the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:03, archived)

How many times have you posted it?

Usually once is enough.

(

Artamnesia, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:19, archived)

I'd just like to say

that I bought a box set of your work the other day.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:02, archived)

did you do that?

or did a site do it?

you 2 post thieving clown

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:00, archived)

Amazing!

That is sooo ...Hard to do! (or is it)

(Fluffster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:01, archived)

i thought i

had too much time on my hands.
But then you probably didn't make that.

(

Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:01, archived)

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:02, archived)

dude!

I remembered about the 'stop' button tonight! :)

(

Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:03, archived)

SPASM

FIT
*SPONG*
drool

huh? whut.?

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:03, archived)

I'll add to the horror with this

In the hope that someone in a different timezone has just woken up feeling a bit off.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:07, archived)

rofl

thats mean

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:08, archived)

wasn't that 4 hours ago?

(

Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:03, archived)

naked hour?

pearoast

(iguanaboy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:05, archived)

yes naked hour

though i'm only half naked there

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)

SPONG!

look at it without highlighting. it's a spong!

(

_null_, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:01, archived)

It can't be...

...there's no fez.

(

Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:04, archived)

Tis woosome

and no mistake

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:01, archived)

ooooo                                           oooo        .o8      
`888'                                           `888       "888      
 888     oooo oooo    ooo  .ooooo.  oooo  oooo   888   .oooo888      
 888      `88. `88.  .8'  d88' `88b `888  `888   888  d88' `888      
 888       `88..]88..8'   888   888  888   888   888  888   888      
 888        `888'`888'    888   888  888   888   888  888   888  .o. 
o888o        `8'  `8'     `Y8bod8P'  `V88V"V8P' o888o `Y8bod88P" Y8P

/coat

(

?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:02, archived)

i would

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:03, archived)

You've

been outclassed, sir. ↑

(

?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:04, archived)

oh my...

*is in awe*

It is awesome! Thanks!

(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:08, archived)

I'd call the Feds right now

if I were you.

(

routine has perfected burgers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:43, archived)

How monkeys get to work...

Arrrggghhh... if I am late again, the boss is sure to dock me a day's bananas...

100% of FACT

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:57, archived)

really?

how do you know?

and WOO!

(

cwethan, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:58, archived)

ultra woo!

although I was expecting to see them swinging from the handrails on the underground...

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:58, archived)

Always a good-un from Bob

Woo!!!

(Fluffster, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:59, archived)

Ooh.

So it is.

(

?!, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:59, archived)

woo!

for animated FACTS

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:59, archived)

yay!

and i can verify the factness... :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:00, archived)

Ha ha ha...

...and woo for monkey commuting type mindpiss ;)

(

Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:03, archived)

I can verify that

as being true.

A monkey lives next door to me, and he only works a few streets away, in a Printer's office.

Yet he still insists on riding a Harley to work, via the plains of Africa.

(

verbal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:01, archived)

marvellous :)

(

magoo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:04, archived)

i'm sorry but that's just dangerous

woo, though

(

lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:08, archived)

how squirrels go to work

(

PoofBird ~V~, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:49, archived)

Several blokes have said if you want to enter the kingdom of heaven, be like little children. We express our inner child. We want to communicate with each other. We don't take ourselves too seriously. We trust people to accept us as we are. We take risks. We think about the meaning of life. We love our friends. We like magic and the extraordinary.
We need music. Some of us need ultraviolet light.

We are the Sunshine Bus day out on the tour bus, licking windows when you stop at traffic lights; we're having FUN. But most people think we're totally insane

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:57, archived)

It's raining, it's pouring,

The old man is snoring.
He went to be and bumped his head
And couldn't get up in the morning.

Sad, really.

I think that ties in to the previous post somehow.

(

?!, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:58, archived)

A fair and concise summary :)

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:58, archived)

is something a very good friend said to me once

and i thought it fitted in nicely here :)

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:00, archived)

Oi!

WHere do I send my Paintmashed Pirate?

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:00, archived)

addy is in me profile m8 :)

and thanks.....

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)

shoebox?

(

verbal, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 0:03, archived)

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