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# Everybody has a stinker
George Lucas did one too.

Click here to zoom
God I hate that movie.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:27, archived)
# i knew someone called howard
we called him howard the duck
then he came out
oh the hilarity
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# "one"?
May I draw your attention to Star Wars Episode 1?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Please don't
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)
# What's up with
Phantom menace? I liked it anyway.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ...
"Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute."

"Hm," I thought. "Taxation disputes always make for cinematic gold."

(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# circa
1986?

is this retro-b3ta now? :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:32, archived)
# I just saw the poster
and had an almost overwhelming desire to piss all over it.

This was the next best thing.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Real Mans Vacuum Cleaner
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:25, archived)
# i want one of them
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:26, archived)
# DESTORY THE FLOOR!!!!!!!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:26, archived)
# decided to play nice today, have we?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:28, archived)
# yes..
i felt like being more creative today
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:28, archived)
# good
you are likely to get a better reception than when you feel like being a c*nt
:)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:31, archived)
# lol
yeah, i'd think so
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Blimey
is that Mad Max driving it?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Nah
He looks quite happy.

And I haven't seen MM's film yet. Is it good?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Like it
bit of class, i'd buy one.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm.
?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Quake III
advertises fatherhood as a good thing... :D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:25, archived)
# .
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you cant verk as hard as...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Genius!
That is superb!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:23, archived)
# *groan*
Very good.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Thats Kless

"lets you go Fuhrer and Fuhrer"
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:24, archived)
# fab! woo!
hands up if you use...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:24, archived)
# yay
.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:24, archived)
# achtang!!!
der ist zuper woo!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:24, archived)
# woo
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Reich's reich, Slim
realm -- das Reich
realm -- Reich, Koenigreich

Houpla for the pic, too
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:28, archived)
# You Suck Fick!
That is verra verra funna.
It made me laugh despite being verra verra hungova.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:28, archived)
# That's great
and I'm sure it's a FP.
woo
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Kind of made this up as I went along
can you tell?

(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:21, archived)
# very odd indeed
kind of reminds me of Unkle
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:32, archived)
# i like
the purdy colors
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# 'You won't find any honey up there' said Pooh
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Hehehehe
But you might find some pooh
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# *snort*
and guffaw as well goddamit
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:21, archived)
# silly person......
....how i chuckled though....
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
i want to take this opertunity to get a compo idea in (for next week)

destroy childhood memories
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# we do that every day though
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I like that...
...why don't you and I do that this week instead?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:23, archived)
# im game...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:24, archived)
# oooh sailor!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Noooooooooooo
Is nothing sacred?!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:22, archived)
# don't be so silly
of course not
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I 'spose you're right
but I like to live in hope, you see.
Plus I was brought up on the Winnie the Pooh books,the proper ones, not any of this Disney rubbish - bloody abomination that it is - grrr, don't get me started on my anti-Disney rant.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Disney is only such a huge company thanks to
ripping of the copyright of the Winnie the Pooh, their largest merchandising concern, without paying the Milne estate.
Is that the rant topic?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Nope
The rant topic is the bastardisation and americanisation of what is a lovely series of characters and stories *struggles to contain the spleen*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Is he
looking for huge ass files?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Momma always said.....

...life was like a box of rabbit entrails....
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:13, archived)
# that really is rather good!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Has he
got a Tom Hanks down his trousers?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# nice
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Huge
'Ass' files or Huge 'Ass files' or 'Huge ass' files?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Or....
Hugh Jass?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:30, archived)
# yay!
my sister once had a pet ferret, but she said it was too smelly, so sh gave it to a man with no sense of smell
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:27, archived)
# They smell...
...nice and cosy if you make sure they don't live in their own piss.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:28, archived)
# have you ever tried
explaining how the flush mechanism works to a rodent?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Making cleaning more attractive to men?


Well I know I don't sweep up unless I can pretend to be a rock star first. I would do a guitar as well, but it's lunch time...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Yup that'd do the trick!
guitar/vacuum cleaner would probably work too!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:18, archived)
# I want to break freee-eee
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# He sure loves to slide!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# marvellous!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# love it love it love it!
Yay! Go skiing penguins!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Possibly
the best thing ever

w/y/h/p
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:13, archived)
# That's quite smashing!
Have a wooyaywoopanowie
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:13, archived)
# hes got the same shoes as me
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Woohoo!
That am woohoo!

(Which is a bit like Woo, but with heavy doses of Yay, Houpla and Panowie)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Gladys likes it
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:14, archived)
# WOO Gladys!
Yay for gladys, shes my fave sheep!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:16, archived)
# woo!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Thats bootiful!
Really!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:15, archived)
# sssssccccchhhhhhhhhhh
how relaxing
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Penguins
Kick. Ass.


100% OF FACT.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:18, archived)
# mummy can i have a go?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:22, archived)
# :D
Now why the fook didn't I find *THAT* source pic?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:31, archived)
# i dunno!
i don't think i looked very hard! :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# That pic is so nice
I could eat it.
wow.

and woo.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Hooray for sliding animals.

(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:21, archived)
# very nice:)
woo™
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeee
...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Lovely Hank Marvin work.
Great pic, simple but effective.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] .


edit : ooooh that is shite!!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# hmmmm
still dont think they'd use it...:)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I've just order my new shoes, they arrive on Monday
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:02, archived)
# You will fall alot...
...and look like a fool.

FACT!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:03, archived)
# i've been skateboarding for about 3 years
so my balence is pretty good
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:03, archived)
# nonsense
you will smash the back of your head frequently
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:10, archived)
# cheers
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:14, archived)
# I was a bit rude.
Sorry and Good Luck with your Heelys!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:15, archived)
# I'm
only joshing my friend
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:18, archived)
# they
said that about roller blades and skateboards at first
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:06, archived)
# and people
never fall off/over using them
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# they rox
tbh plus u can grind on them ....kewl
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:05, archived)
# yeah.....
what you said
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Are you real?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:06, archived)
# LOL ROXOR etc
why the fuck do people persist in perverting the english language. It is neither intelligent nor cool. all it is is irritating and lazy.

/rant
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:09, archived)
# the english language
is taken too seriously and is overrated
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:12, archived)
# it is at the core of modern civilisation
and capable of great beauty.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:14, archived)
# and immeasurably
superior to webspeak.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:16, archived)
# when its forced upon cultures.
as a scot i would have liked to have been given the oppertunity to learn my native language but nooooooo
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Christ no!
Who the hell speaks Gaelic?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:21, archived)
# um... me actually!
irish gaelic that is.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:23, archived)
# but if you can't spell in English,
you'd have no chance in Gaelic.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:22, archived)
# i am dyslexic
:P seriously i am.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:23, archived)
# I just want to knock on his head
"McFly... Hello, McFly..."
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Haaaaahaaaa
quality
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:10, archived)
# hee hee
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# all indications
point to yes though theyre still testing
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Been waiting for a texty thread to post this
Recent speech by the man who should have been President. Thoroughly depressing:
www.moveon.org/gore-speech.html
Far too much text, but a glance will tell you enough.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:06, archived)
# can you tell us what it says
in 2 sentences?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:07, archived)
# The US shouldn't have invaded Iraq
Gore should be President
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:08, archived)
# yes.
i agree.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:09, archived)
# well
Dur!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:09, archived)
# That's my point
Just one look at Gore's speech there depresses me because he always talks sense.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:10, archived)
# He does indeed
but it's pretty dull too. The man hasn't got a fraction of the charisma that Clinton has and that's half his problem.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# His main problem is
knowing too much and answering questions honestly that's what a political commentator said before the election.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Yep, the yanks
don't like anyone who seems too clever - makes the general populace nervous - you'd have thought they'd have LIKED having someone who knew what they were doing in charge of the country.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:24, archived)
# have you read "Stupid White Men"?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# nope
should I?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:13, archived)
# very much
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:15, archived)
# It's not bad,
but it won't tell you much you don't know already.
And the man writes like he's posting to usenet!!! He uses CAPITALS for EMPHASIS!! It's really GRATING.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:16, archived)
# shouldn't that be
GR8ING?
tee-hee
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Yep
Michael Moore is a great man. But be prepared to be infuriated by the facts in the book.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:14, archived)
# It made me angry....
...but then so does daytime TV and umbrellas.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Take it you didn't go to see the film then?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Why does daytime TV make you angry?
I can imagine it making you despair, but why angry?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:25, archived)
# I pay a licence fee for that drivel!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:31, archived)
# So what would your ideal
daytime programming be, then?
not sure this is the right question for sick boy, but hey, let's take a chance...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:34, archived)
# I always thought I should have been president
I would have invaded the antarctic and trained the penguins to be my personal army.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:10, archived)
# I'd vote for that
if you made all the penguins wear amusing military hats.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:18, archived)
# he almost sounds like a voice of reason
but he didn't have the dollars.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:18, archived)
# by the looks of things,
you'll have broken your neck by tuesday.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:07, archived)
# like i said... i've been skateboarding for about 3 years
if i can drop in on a 13 foot vert ramp i should be ok
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:08, archived)
# hmmm.
not entirely sure I understand, but good luck nonetheless.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:13, archived)
# they rock a lot
I think that I invented them in a dream once. I must consult my dream lawyers.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:09, archived)
# as it was a request...
Spicy, too...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)
# oh.

already sort of been used. and mines poor. oh well.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:07, archived)
# don't be harsh on yourself
it's the idea more than the execution :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:09, archived)
# New Dictator Challenge

Irons for Men

So many products have been designed
to appeal to a specific gender for one
reason or another, but recently we've seen
cleaning products targetting the boys and
computers fluffy enough for the girlies.
Show us how things can be made to appeal
to the opposite gender and make us laugh.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
# haha
class
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# I envisage
tampons
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# it's a common medical complaint
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Manpons
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# People call me Fem
One of me best friends is called Dom
You do the maths.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)
# ew! ew! ew!
/girly response
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Pleeeease
don't take this as an excuse just to plaster norks all over everything ;)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:04, archived)
# I was thinking that very thought...
...all you need to make something appealing to men is strap a nork or two on it.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:07, archived)
# It's nice to know
some things never change....:P
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:12, archived)
# I am nothing...
...if not predictable!

Q: Are there any good pubs round Bow apart from the scuzzy ones on Bow Road?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:14, archived)
# How far do you want to go?
There are some nice ones up round Vicky Park, but it depends on how far you are willing to walk.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# That's a bit far....
...I know them - Sunday breakfast in Frocks is one of my favourite things!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Where's that?
Is it up at Lauriston Road?
Lemme have a think if I can come up with anything else - but we have a bar/restaurant on site at BQ, so we don't have to hang out with the plebs ;)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# I have a feeling it'll
be loads of male stuff *WITH KITTENS!*
or *WITH KNITTING!*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:08, archived)
# superb
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# what a great compo!
Hurrah!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Hmmmm
not bad, I might actually come up with an entry this time
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:03, archived)
#
Come up an entry? Whose?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:06, archived)
# lemon
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:10, archived)
# My dear Watson
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Opposites attract
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Me like lots.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
that's leaving me with all kinds of disturbing questions ;)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:07, archived)
# i say i say i say
my goldfish has udders..

(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)
# pull the udder one!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
# eeeuw
you fucking sick fuck ;)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
# wrong in so many ways
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Ew.. fishy milk?
Yippee for udders though.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:58, archived)
# yay
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# mmmmm
fish norks
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)
# NOT really what I want
in my morning coffee. But woo, anyway, to the lovely pix :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooo!!!
I will weap my wewengie.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:04, archived)
# He doesn't really
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:54, archived)
# they're so sweet!
woo!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Doesn't
Everyone?

(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)
# excellent!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Why are you dragging that pack of fools back into public consciousness?
Really! It's bad enough two of them remain alive, but trying to immortalize them as cartoon people is making me have an anal prolapse.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
# my cunning plan has worked
now too work on your inner gut ....
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:58, archived)
# dey doo doh dont dey doh
ha ha cool

WOO
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:12, archived)
# "Luke... shafted you are."
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Marvellous.......
You can't beat a good old Star Wars gag.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:54, archived)
# you could.
You could hit it with a big stick

*thwak*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Dont let it's cute lamb eyes fool you

It still craps on the curtains.
Click for bigger.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Probably eats them too.
yay
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Prolly.
It's actually a goat head.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:54, archived)
# haha wooperb
im not sure about his craps though..
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:52, archived)
# HAha
you crafty idiot
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Zoom zoom zoom
I thought as I had been checking these boards out for so long I would post something.

(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:50, archived)
# fluffy.
lovely.
very good.
w/y
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# fluffness
welcome and morning (oo just) every one!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# ahhhh bless
that am lush
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:53, archived)

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