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# Thrust into a dangerous situation, Carol knew she only had one hope to make it out alive...


...THE POWER OF FUNK.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# ..
a transparent Photoshop arse?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# That's just what I
thought...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)
# to clarify
that is light.

streaming from the disco ball.

IT IS THE POWER OF FUNK.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)
# hahaha!
I thought it was actually this sort of thing
but god bless the power of funk!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Batfunk?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# yes
yes that should work
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] How Odd....


The Washington Monument doesn't
need to be Shopped...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:56, archived)
# heh!
TJ:

should i watch the colour of money or geeky astronomy program?

make my choices, you deciding monkeys.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# The geeky one
I've been watching it...:(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# me too..
i'm so sad.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)
# I had a chuckle when the bloke said
"There's our best shot at Uranus"

(It's worth taking note that, unlike all the other presenters, he used the 'old' pronounciation of 'Uranus')
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# There's a religion
(can't remember the name) who believes that all the spirits of the dead members are living on Uranus and will be restored after Armageddon...at the moment there's only 2 remaining members of this religion
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# An night with the stars
lasts half an hour... weird that
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# A master
and an apprentice.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# I'm gonna watch
The Colour Of Money.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# is it
any good?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)
# I've never seen color of money
but don't particularly like anything with Tom Cruise in...watch the geeky stuff
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# watch the colour of money
and then download this:
stellarium.free.fr/
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)
# I could explain the entire story of
The colour of money in 2 lines...

Don't do it, it's boring.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# aah
you deciding monkeys are useless.

you should decide between yourselves first then get back to me.

unfortunatly i'm already watching it now (and downloading the above mentioned star thingy). Dull is good i have loads of work i should be doing.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)
# We're your deciding bitches now, are we?
Nice.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# How queer
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# haha
great
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# How
surprising!

A woo discovery!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# OMG! i'm sooo 6months ago...

OMG OMG OMG
...
Damn you google image muse!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:56, archived)
# That's woo,
that is
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# well I`m gonna respond!
the pic`s a little bit big, and I didn`t even notice Bazooka Bob there!

I like it!

So "tehre"!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Than
kee. Thats my second post the first was ku klux klam a few pages before. From here on I resolve to post smaller pics.
Thanks for the kindness.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)
# baa...
baa...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:55, archived)
# That made me laugh like a loon!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# sharky and george!
i haven't seen that for an amazingly long time!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# i remember waking up to that
sharky and george the crime busters of the sea!!!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Woo
Smile!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# haha..
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:58, archived)
# !
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Woo to that video!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# absolutely
splendid!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Rarrr!
Killer Sheep From Space!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Do they work in conjunction with
the biker mice from mars?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# lubbly
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# yay!
brilliant as ever :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Yus.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# The defending champion would regret calling his opponent a 'pussy'
he's out! somebody quick give him some milk or cream for the love of god!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha...
that's fab... :)
i don't seem to have seen you about for a while... how's you?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:56, archived)
# hello!
i'm fretting about my project. i have a lot to do still, so you're unlikely to see me around much before the end of september.

i had to take a quick break tonight though and make a picture to unwind!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# arg...
the horror of deadlines... hope it all goes well (it will)... focus on the freedom october will bring :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:03, archived)
# thanks
:)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Touchy bugger.
Woo!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
have a woo, a yay and a houpla!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# why,
thank you, kaiser!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Cat fight!
have a cockfight
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Fantastich!
woo!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# hee hee
yay
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Splendidifferaciousness
woo
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Hahaha
I love that!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# woo!
from the master :)

i hope you caught the alt/title?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Woo!
Next stop Tyson!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# thats major
woo territory you've stepped into!
yaay!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaay !!
truly ace.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# come sail with me...



on a sea of many colours...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:52, archived)
# how
are you doing those? they are brilliant!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:53, archived)
# these are made by...
tiling groups of coloured rectangles into a big array, applying a wave modifier, shifting the phase by 1 between two keyframes, and rendering the sequence as a .mov file...

import to Imageready, export as .gif, edit with Fireworks, et voila!

takes about 10 minutes, only hassle is that thousands of vertices (smooth waves need tons of subdivision) slow yer computer to a crawl.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)
# The sea looks kind of choppy
and it's messing with my eyes
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:53, archived)
# wow...
that's fantastic... :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Like!
No, love.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Good stuff
yayness abound
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# i swear i've already yayed this
but YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Will this get ridiculous?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
# i hope so
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Lets see shall we



mod: not too many please...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Oh wow man!!!
kewl!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# ridicule
is nothing to be scared of
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh-wee-oh. wee-ooohh-ooh

first animation :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:47, archived)
# /delurk
Tile it! Tile it! Tile it! Tile it! Tile it! Tile it! Tile it! Tile it! Tile it! Tile it!

/relurk
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I thought you got shot for python references
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:51, archived)
# it doesnt work...
i just tried it...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] "I am Konnor McCleod of the Klan McCleod"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# heh heh
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# hey koit dude!
any new songs?

I liked your "mother" song on b3ta radio!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Cheers matey
Didn't even know it was on there......Cool.

Anyone got an mp3 of the show ? - Tef ?

No new songs mate, so busy working, not got time at the mo'.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# I think
matsimpsk grabbed a copy
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# check m3ss3ng3r
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# here:
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Cheers K
and the others
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Bloody hell
That's one ugly fuck in that profile
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:53, archived)
# We're well aware of that
but we try not to mention it:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:55, archived)
# The sad
thing is that he's probably blissfully unaware. The freak.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:58, archived)
# It's best not to tell him
and let him try to live as normal a life as possible
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)
# He looks like the sort
that spends all day sitting on one of those geeky internet forums, or something
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:02, archived)
# yeah
the sad fucker
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# hæhæ..
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:55, archived)
# aye that be smashing
(i only heard it coz i downloaded the show off the bored. can i listen online on a friday or do i need a real radio?)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# my
favourite film
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:48, archived)
#
piccies from boston bash

fun - yay!
(pics taken by froopyscot)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# woo Fear & Doughthings
In Las Boston!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:33, archived)
# woo lots of lovely
creatve stuff in there, it looks like it was a good laugh
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# arf
just got that, still a bit tipsy : )
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Ooh ooh
Was it fun?

Edit: I saw the bottom section of the picture first and thought it was a close-up of a wellie. Got me quite excited.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# yes!
wheeeeeeeee!
great to finally meet other b3tans

edit - damn! I could have worn wellies, it had been raining....
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Oh, woman
You should know to always keep a pair handy! And they would have matched your outfit.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
#
how did you know my wellies are black? been peeking in my windows again?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:47, archived)
# yay
for stateside stout drinking!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# mmm
black and tans, many of them!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# jesus wept
i just had to look up what a blank and tan is.
that royally mings!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# yikes!
a real taste treat i can honestly say
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# they're not that
nice to make either but much easier to make than black velvet

speaking as an ex-barmaid
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# the only thing you should mix guinness with
is the contents of your stomach
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Can't abide guiness
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# The Fear
seems to turn a funny colour when drinking guiness
looks like a fun time was had
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# aww
just 3 people :(

looked like fun though
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# lmao
3 of you.

and fun dough.


that is classy... no, seriously. I'm impressed.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Weeeeeeee!
I'm just back from the pub myself, I got a bit tipsy in sympathy

edit: rah for the full-on bangers and mash, fish and chips, proper beer
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# You
big fat liar!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:37, archived)
# I
choose to get drunk first, and then think up reasons later :P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# it's the only place
in town to get reall UK food, been going there for years. :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# It looks great
Pippy's got relatives near Boston, so you better watch out if you organise a new bash... you might get a couple of freaky surprise guests ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
#
yay! yakmonkey always hangs at Bukowski's on fridays, I may well be there as well, bring it on!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# that looks like a great bash!
:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# sosumi seems a bit angelic
Like she's deep in spiritual meditation
Maybe she's on a higher plane

(i guess sosumi is the female of the 3)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
#
more like pished ; )
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Does that not amount to
the same thing?
:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# well
now that you mention it , yes ; )
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# i found out she's an angel,
i don't think she knows i know,
I'm worried that something might happen to me if anyone ever finds out,

Why, why did they send her,
could've been anyone else,
how should i react,
these things happen to other people,
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:54, archived)
# well,
so much for songs nobody else knows
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)
#
I thought it was a song
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)
# a
They Might Be Giants song, no less

anyway, congratulations on being pretty, I should know, I have a good eye for these things
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# no kidding? didn't know that
I like the they might be giants dial a song - "free if you call from work"
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# wwwoooo
im back from the pub and i like that
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# come on then!
score us another front page, will you? you genius pimp
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# First things first
He has to get the kettle on before that
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
# nothing like
having your own biatch, is there?

;-)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:55, archived)
# I'd prefer one
that didn't answer back so much

or had norks rather than horrific hairy man boobs hanging over his huge, oversized gut
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# yaaay!
the fear and beer!

glad y'all had a good time!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:48, archived)
# madness!
yay :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:03, archived)
# huzzah!
top pics... glad you had fun :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I risk putting this on the board.
My father passed away Friday evening.
He was a great man who I was lucky enough
to call my father and my hero.
I felt I had to put his image up, and out of
respect I hope it is not shopped.

He had been in hospital for a little over 5 weeks after having a fall. He recovered quite well but couldn't quite get his swallowing together so had to be fed by drip. He coped very well with hospital life and constantly sang the praises of such time saving wonders such as being able to chat away whilst at the same time being fed and emptied by tube without having to lift a finger (as always a great fan of gadgets and gizmos!).

I had been taking a laptop PC in for him to watch old RAF footage and films on DVD, and last night we watched the Dam Busters together - just the two of us. He thoroughly enjoyed the film, and according to other patients he kept in good spirits way into the night. The next morning (Friday 22nd) he awoke in good spirits and the nurses told me he was very happy and loved the previous night. Shortly after this he had an episode in which he suffered a rapid brain stem stroke. This left him pretty much unable to move or do anything, but he was comfortable and able to communicate by squeezing hands. I arrived at the hospital an hour later and sat with him.

I put on a DVD of vintage aircraft and he seemed happy when he heard the splutter of old aero engines and the sounds of Merlins and Griffins being put through there paces. We were told that he was on his way (they removed the feed but kept him on water drip) and that it could be anytime. Knowing dad has to make sure everything is sorted and in place before he does anything I spoke to him and told him that everything was all okay and if he felt like letting go, then it was okay and he had all our love with him. He squeezed my hand and as his breath started to draw shorter I told him that he should go fly that high way in the sky ( a favourite film of his - No Highway, by Neville Shute). I gave him our love again and he quietly passed away.

He has had a good innings and his last months have been good to him. He's had a few good days out and some great chats in hospital with various visitors. He never let it get him down.

Thank you so much for your kind replies and respect.
'Nice' shopping would probably have appealed to his growing fondness of computer gadgetry,
so I feel that may be appropriate. Thank you again for your respect.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# aw shit man
really sorry to hear that :-(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# r.i.p
mr jones.

I'm sorry to hear about your loss.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# You have my complete sympathies
he looks very dapper in that picture
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Sorry to hear that.
what if he's 'nicely' photoshopped?
colourified for example.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Hmmm, I think he'd appreciate that.
He thought all the contraptions in hospital were great. He loved gadgets and was just getting quickly into computers.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:31, archived)
# looks
like a real gent - and sadly there are very few real gents around these days
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I saw him as the Frank Sinatra of the aviation Rat Pack.
This picture reminds me of Frank and the boys walking along outside of Sands.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:37, archived)
# He does look like the coolest
of the bunch, closely followed by the bloke on the far left
What did he get the O.B.E for?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# The guy at the end drove a Morgan sports car
and was a real charmer, apparently...
Seeing as my dad was 6 foot(ish) in that, it goes to show how tall the tall guy is!

The O.B.E was for his work in aircrash investigation.
Those reconstructions they do (the giant morbid jigsaws) and all the math and deductions, well he pretty much came up with it all. He did the first reconstructions, and I have been told that with out his input, the Spitfire may have been cancelled in favour of more Hurricans. He also figured out the German V2 rocket war head and made improvements that have made air safety what it is today.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Dear me!
It sounds like you had such a cool dad!
You were blessed
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# stuff
like that just makes you want to be a better person :-\
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# no
colorification always looks awful
(well when i do it, it does)
yarr
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# i thought this was quite nice.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# That is very nice
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# then again this can happen too
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# what the..!
Demon child!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# I was 'reliably' informed that it was actually a baby photo of a certain Mr. Beadle
The person who set the guessthebaby challenge didn't have anyone guess correctly.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:56, archived)
# I
laughed way too hard at that :-D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Eeep!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:47, archived)
# no
way was that colourised!

.. was it?!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Yes it was.
I'm still seriously impressed by it.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Jesus
if it seriously was colourised... I`m in utter awe!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Awwww!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Now that is class.
The Aircraft was yellow.
The suits were cool.
The attitude was laid back but intense.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that
very sad news.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:31, archived)
# very sorry to hear that
he looks like a dapper chap
i raise my glass to him
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:31, archived)
# sorry to hear that!
i know how it feels!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# RIP
My deepest sympathies.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# sorry to hear that man.
my deepest condolences.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# sorry to hear that
He looks pretty cool in that picture, and he must have led an interesting life to earn all those letters after his name.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# May I offer my sympathies?
Don't worry, any naughty disrespectful photoshopping of this will result in the perpetrator having his clicky-finger broken by the rest of us.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# sorry to hear that
may he live on in his offspring :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I'm the last of the line - the only son.
I promised him it wouldn't end with me.

My wife grinned in her broody way!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
# sorry about that
life is really tough sometimes.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
#
please accept my condolences.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# You have my sympathy.
And my respect to him.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# So sorry about your dad.
Thank you for honouring us with that. He sounds a special man: anybody who gets described by their offspring as "my hero" must be.

(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# yeah
I think my dads a cunt....:-D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Like wise
my demon spawned mother.
Zero love lost there.
Glad he divorced the slut.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:47, archived)
# On a slightly different subject.
Noticed the choice of films you and your dad shared. You may be interested to know that Richard Todd is alive and well and shopping at the same convenience store as my mother, who goes all star-struck everytime they bump into each other (this being Lincolnshire, where anything to do with that mission is the stuff of legend).
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Sweet!
No Highway (James Stewart) had a lead character called Theodore Honey. That characters mannerisms were the spit of my father. He actually assisted with some of the details.

Back when Movie films had 'infomercial' trailers, my father was in one about a crash investigation into a Buccaneer (YARR!) jet. He was in the cinema infomercial prior to The Great Escape main feature!!!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Nice one!
I can think of far worse films to support.

And as for Richard Todd: I've seen him about when I've been down there visiting my mum. It's odd, because I see him more as Guy Gibson than I do as RT, and given that the mission was planned about 1/4 of a mile from the house I grew up in (the building used to spook me as a kid), it's all a bit resonant for me.

Funny how random , yet how deeply-woven these things are.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)
# My father did some work with Barnes Wallis,
as was the nature of his work at R.A.E Structures dept.

Funny thing is - The father in law of the nurse dealing with my dad turned out to be a metalurgist who had worked with him at the R.A.E!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# yip,
I can relate to that - if I ever see my dad again, I`ll be making my "one phone call" very shortly afterwards

fucking waste of skin
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# I can fully appreciate that.
People who say 'She's you mum though' etc, really get on my nerve.
If my father had been Hitler, should I have still loved him just because he was my father? HELL NO.

My father had all my love because he was a great man and an insperation to many others.

You can't choose your parents - TRUE
You can choose to have nothing to do with the shit ones though.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)
# damned straight
thankfully I have a great mum, and and a grandad who is more a father to me than that cunt ever could be - unfortunately I lost my grandmother 3 years ago; she was a wonderful lady

aww Jesus man - you`ll get me started in a minute!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Love is good.
When you realise what you have whilst you still have them, then you are a wealthy person.

Having shitters as relations helps make you realise the good ones and appreciate them even more.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I`m just
sad that this thread will be pushed off the board

- once again, I`m very sorry for your loss :-(
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# it'll always be here.
as will my dad.

Some things can't be forgotten.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)
# I love both my parents because they are fantastic
my mum had a shitty dad and my dad didn't really get on with his parents but they made sure our lives were great. I'm going to phone them tomorrow :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Nice one.
My dads last weeks, days, hours were so special.
I have no regrets and I'm so happy at how it all came together. It could've been a lot worse. He was happy and at peace with everything. It is a fond memory that I will always cherish.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# You have my sympathy
I can't think of anything else to say really.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:48, archived)
# I lost my dad when I was 19
You wont get over it, but you will learn to live with it.

All the best to you M8.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:54, archived)
# You just have to carry on.
And you're right. You just have to learn to live with it.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:14, archived)
# I'm sorry,
I hope you're okay
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Best wishes
guv.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Blac-man


Thats 2 in one night, gettin good at this game!

I didn't use photoshop, does that mean I'm disquailified? LOL
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# YAY
superb pixelwork, although this contest has been exposing me to more KKK images than I'd prefer.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# better than the KKK exposing themselves to you
what do you think they wear under those robes after all?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# a
kilt?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# burkas?
OR NOTHING AT ALL?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# bingo
you pathetic excuse for glassware
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# um these?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:52, archived)
# i know what you mean
i feel really tense looking at all the pics on the board.

all the same, the sooner they move from objects of fear to objects of ridicule the better :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:31, archived)
# the secret behind bunies being able to hop so good!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# and if a frog had wings
it wouldn't bump it's ass when it hopped
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# If a frog had wings
they'd be like a kind of stretchy leather. Ugh.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Really?
I always imagined a frog would have gossimer wings
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# dey would be.....

hmmmmmmm...............
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Doesn't work for me. Too delicate.
And what about toads?

Quite nasty.

Edit: I see frogs as having wings like the monkeys in the "Wizard of Oz", only green.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# has that been
clinically tested?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Not yet.
You can have the gig, mate.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# too busy at the moment
testing locked in panty liners
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# So that's......
how they do it!

woo 2 u.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# you`re
getting too good at this... I`m gonna take Photoshop off you!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] It goes in one ear and out the other....
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# that made me laugh
these Klansmen are starting to look like triangulated weebls
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# haha..
:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Good idea.
Nice job.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Hehehe
very good.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Good evening everyone



But I love you anyway!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:10, archived)
# My All Gay!
My All Gay!
yay yay yay
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Your some of the gay
I want some too.

Still, you got there first.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# you can have some gay
I don't need this much
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:11, archived)
# what is that?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I'm having trouble
working it out too.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# it`s
a map printed on one of the London Underground trains
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
#
bloody southerners!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# away and shite!
I`m from Northern Ireland! (Norn Irn)

bloody mainlanders!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:15, archived)
# sorrey
my muvvahs from Norn Irn
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# aye
YER MA!


;-)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:17, archived)
# pog ma thoin....
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# um
right land mass, wrong country ;-)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I am aware of that.
family is from county Leitrim.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# never heard
of it

;-)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# I was concieved in Northern ireland
but me dad got posted back to England about 3 months before I was born
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# mainland?
how TF is england mainland? continental europe is the only mainland around here
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
# England
is the mainland of the country of the United Kingdom
actually Britain is the mainland and England is part of that there mainland
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# and in
Norn Irn, Norn Irn is referred to as "The Province" and Britain "The Mainland"

*shrug*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# is it like the episode of father ted
where they have to leave craggy island and go to "the mainland"?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# what's so "main"
about it?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# It contains the
majority of the United Kingdom
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# actually no
northern ireland scotland and wales are the majority of the united kingdom.
but that's besides the point

I just saw pirates of the carribean
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# yes
but they are not all contained on one large land mass are they

Yay to Pirate badgers!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# is that
in terms of geography or population?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# the english
do make up the majority of the UK population, though. and the UK was created by the english bashing/buying the others.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Like i said
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# hmm
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Hnngh...

My brain kept saying it to me and I had to do it
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Nice
good one.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Bumgay???
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Yeah
that too.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:17, archived)
# And now a word...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:01, archived)
# hehehe
that`s BRILL!

love the disclaimer!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:02, archived)
# I hate
bastard speed-readers.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:04, archived)
# um
I love the "idea" of the disclaimer then :-)


(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Admit it
You've NO idea what it says, you Morrissey-loving pseudo smartarse, you.

I haven't. In fact I can't read. So don't get at me over the content of this post as I have no idea what I've put in it.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:08, archived)
# i bet you have a series
of phrases you don't understand you slot into messages, right?

still, i can't write so i can't saar3o af 932m sg 32kgal
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:11, archived)
# I have a series of impulses
I don't understand that I slot into life. Believe me. It's that random.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I don`t
even qualify as a pseudo smartarse!

:-P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# There's no such qualification.
Anyway, I was thinking of it being more of a hobby. Like basket-weaving or arson.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Cunt
What a cunt.
This is easy.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# It is, isn't it.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# I am
not one of them.

I had to fool my browser into thinking I was scrolling.
It pauses the gif it does. :0)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Then you're fine.
Here. Have an orange.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Woo!
Thank you. Citrus very kind of you.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# I do that
with the mouse wheel.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# To Pause a GIF...
...you can Ctrl-Alt-Delete at JUST the right time
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Its does nothing...
I'm on a mac. :0P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# On a Mac...
Shrink the window, and click on another application. Should work fine...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Or
clicking the scrollbar. ;0)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Works for me too.
as I use fruit to compute.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# ooh
'ave a banana
/cockney singing voice
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Or press
Escape.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Don't throw glue at the screen, though.
It doesn't work and Apple kit is spendy enough as it is.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Don't tell work
please.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
I like that, by the way proper beta blockers are top for interviews etc
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:03, archived)
# I concur.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:06, archived)
# the warning made me laugh
is there a formula especially for lurkers?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:04, archived)
# smallprintastic!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:04, archived)
# woo!
great stuff :) love the last frame too...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:04, archived)
# hahahah
I seem to be suffering from most of those
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Now I'm worried...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:05, archived)
# i suffer
from most of them too.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Genital loss?
-
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:08, archived)
# mainly
soul train though with a little bit of spontanious combustion
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:08, archived)
# What happens if you taunt b3tablock3rs
?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:09, archived)
# a punishment so great
we dare not speak it's name
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:10, archived)
# worse than the side effects?

worse than land of the lost?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# much much worse
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:17, archived)
# yoiks
so painful i might actually enjoy it?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# You get nicked
for drug abuse.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:11, archived)
# *Groan*
that's baaad
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:11, archived)
# My usual quality
then
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA...
genius!
are they expensive?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Woooo Yaaay!
Let's hear it for California Hot Tub Rectal Gonorrea!
*Please* tell me you didn't make that up!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:06, archived)
# CHTRG
...comes from National Lampoon
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Amazons furiously...
Thankee sir. I hope you had fun writing that; I nearly shat myself reading it.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:11, archived)
# CHTRG addendum....
Commercial was done by Gilda Radner posing as Linda Ronstadt
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# fan-
tastic..
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I love the small print!!!!
yay, i love it all!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Soup
herb! :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] um...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 22:57, archived)
# lol
poor mr limp-hat
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I love these...
they are definatley a bit woo
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)
# LOL!
I actually LOLed out loud there.
Hang on...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:00, archived)
# haha..
wonderful!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:00, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] oh how he loved to get Henry in trouble...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 22:55, archived)
# *Snigger*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 22:58, archived)
# very good
actually, these 'klansmen' are scaring me
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:00, archived)
# That's funny.
Very, very funny.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:02, archived)
# harf harf harf
that's how I laughed
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)

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