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B3ta Christmas Bash!

As we've done for the last couple of years, very successfully - it's the B3ta Christmas Bash.

The Porterhouse Brewery in Covent Garden, That London, is a huge four-floored behemoth of a pub with their own brewed beers which are top notch.

We've had about 30-50 b3tans come each year and it proves very popular.

We'll sort out ID queries and so on nearer the time.
Lots of Gazzes have asked me to put it the week before Christmas, mid-week.

Thurs 18th December seems to be the most agreed-on date; 50 people on a Christmas Saturday would be silly in the Porterhouse.

Best regards all

Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:00

The Porterhouse Brewery [map]

B3ta Christmas Bash!

Going: moohalaa, Damion, sleepybinky, SpoonMeiser, Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Duke Of Belmsford, G/PP, LimeyTreat, TFD, L-Space, Jobe, rnuk, Blue Star, vulga, Cap'n Tallbeard, flurokitty, WebWench, bill, the mighty badger, SuperMatt, Bohica, RedStar, ImNotRightBotheredMe, mr_wicksy, hexachordal, The Cat's Mother, scott,, GrandmaOfShoes, FoldsFive, RR, WHARRGARBL, spangolin, Jenk, flatfrog, TheFallGuy, greedyostrich, KersaI Missive, angel eyes, no thanks no thanks, cr3, Goatworrier, Flapjack, mushybees, grandmasterfluffles, Nobody Likes, broadsword, tfs, Azra3l, Druid, Pazuzu, greenish, Mortal Wombatteries not included, Reid, paxvobiscum, Eds Meds, DarkSideOfTheSpoon, The Oscillating Gibbon, OldWhit, Mushroom, Pie of Meat, chenobble, asciifaceofbob (62 people).

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moohalaa, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:04, Reply)

don't change the date, and i might come.

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sleepybinky, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:12, Reply)

lol

*rude joke*

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:41, Reply)

oh your all gay

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sleepybinky, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:55, Reply)

Isn't it the law that this is mid week?

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:06, Reply)

yeah, nice, make it hard for me to come

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sleepybinky, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:52, Reply)

tee hee

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:42, Reply)

I won't be able to make this

it's usually in the week, and closer to Xmas. Maybe something like 22nd or 19th?

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:44, Reply)

I don't know

I'll tell you sometime in November when I'll know if I'm working, remind me round about then.
Ta.

Edit: November is here and........I'll tell you sometime on the 18th since I'm on call (or something similar) then. bah.

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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:22, Reply)

I have a feeling I will be dead before this.

WON'T IT BE FUN FINDING OUT?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:55, Reply)

Not between 3rd and 9th, please

I will be visiting our septic cousins in NY.

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Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:18, Reply)

Thursday 18th I reckon would be best.

And I'll be hostelling or looking for crashspace nearer the time.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:40, Reply)

As (along with Flappers) the instigator of these

and also a frequent visitor to the Porterhouse, it has to be either midweek or a different pub.

You really don't want to try and get 50 b3tans into the Porterhouse on a Saturday.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:05, Reply)

I suppose so.

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Jobe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:41, Reply)

Don't worry everyone, I WILL BE THERE.

I will be bringing sexy back.

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:42, Reply)

Oh my God there's going to be so much sexy on display.

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Jobe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:44, Reply)

Too fucking right

I think I might come. Just as long as we're protected from the torrent of aquaplaning ladies.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:04, Reply)

PHWOAR.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:25, Reply)

I'll be bringing sexy FRONT.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:34, Reply)

I'll be bringing sexy internal organs

lol, "organ"

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:37, Reply)

Providing I'm not a complete mental shut in,

I'll be there

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:49, Reply)

GAH!

I don't leave here until the 19th.
:(
Still, Have a great time Mooey, and everyone who goes.
:D

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:19, Reply)

Depends whether I'm still at uni or I've gone home

Although I've a feeling I'll have gone home by then. We'll see

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:27, Reply)

I'M FUCKING GOING, FO' SHO'

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:28, Reply)

i have signed up for now

i might not be able to come due to work commitments

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:45, Reply)

i am now unable to come

due a cunt who won't do my shift for me

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:33, Reply)

Please keep it for this date

I have put a holiday form in for it.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:10, Reply)

I don't really live here any more,

but I'm fucking coming anyway.

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ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:42, Reply)

Too fucking right you are

I will talk to you nearer the time for the purposes of arranging TRAINS. might as well be drunk before we get there.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:14, Reply)

I'm bringing a picnic for the train down, and travel pillows for the way back.

You may want to waterproof your shoulder. I dribble.

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ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 13:42, Reply)

:D:D:D:D:D

I've missed all of you lots.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 0:47, Reply)

Should be OK

I've got an exam that day but hopefully it will be finished early and I'll definitely feel like a drink. Will they let us back in there after all those stamp marks on the walls last year?

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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 9 Sep 2008, 13:43, Reply)

Fancy giving me a lift down from Cambridge?

Only if it's entirely convenient, mind :)

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:12, Reply)

It depends if CHB is going or not.

If he is we'll drive and you're welcome to come, if not I'll train it.

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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:38, Reply)

Cracking, thanks

That's if I come at all. I'll gaz you nearer the time :)

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:53, Reply)

I've just remembered this... after booking a train

Oh well!

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:21, Reply)

He probably won't be going

He hates pubs and may have too much work to do. I may come, I'm not sure how long it will take me to get the train after my exam finishes at 4.

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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:54, Reply)

i'll go if there's free drugs again

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scott,, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 13:48, Reply)

I'll have some great phet

and a lot of diazepam if you want?

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moohalaa, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 23:31, Reply)

I will try my very hardest

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 13:55, Reply)

I CAN CONFIRM I WILL BE MAKING THIS BASH

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 10:53, Reply)

you better had

or i shall cry!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:08, Reply)

BOSH!

I now pronounce this bash MEGA.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 14:12, Reply)

RR!

I'm now so totally sporting a semi.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 14:41, Reply)

I love everything about this bash

except the fucking Porterhouse which is a sweaty armpit swizz of a pub.

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WormuIus, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 17:03, Reply)

It's the least shit pub in Central London

that's anywhere near big enough to hold 50-100 rampaging b3tans.

it's a bit gash. But let's fucking face it, the moon up your anus on CXR is a million times worse.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 10:07, Reply)

Dare I say it

London is bigger than the band of shit around Soho.

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WormuIus, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:54, Reply)

Yes. I know.

I lived there for 12 fucking years. *shudders*

However, MOST people are coming in by train, and London train stations are conveniently arranged in a oval-shape around, ooh, the central bit. It's fairly bloody pointless sending everyone to some barn of a pub in Hammersmith or whatever in this situation.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:57, Reply)

Fuck that, let's just have it IN THE STATION

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WormuIus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:12, Reply)

ALL RIGHT I'LL WATCH.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:20, Reply)

I'm a maybe.

Depends on university.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:48, Reply)

xD

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 1:40, Reply)

Count me in

I shall book a couple of days off...

/Edit

Booked!

I'm in. Now I just need to sort out acommodation, which will be interesting...

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jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:25, Reply)

I'll probably see my way to showing my face...

Not that I know anyone, but hey, twice the fun!

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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:03, Reply)

I WON'T BE ATTENDING!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:41, Reply)

*falls to knees*

*rips open shirt*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*rainclouds*

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:08, Reply)

will there be rape?

Hopefully angel eyes will be coming :)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:06, Reply)

Right

it looks like I'm going to be there. You cunts.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:25, Reply)

I'm going to touch you RIGHT up

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:53, Reply)

*get the fuck in*

And the world has gone full circle. the first christmas bash was only you and I. now we will rule over our court of worshipping idolisers.

And that.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:06, Reply)

This will be the fifth. Blimey.

There's something wrong in that. Soon there'll be people turning up who weren't even born when the first one happened.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:44, Reply)

and they shall walk amongst giants.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:45, Reply)

Well Flappers is quite massively tall.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:54, Reply)

He's a relative SuperMatt to me, daahhlin'

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 0:04, Reply)

Sexcellent.

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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:54, Reply)

I'm going to sit on your lap & stroke your beard.

Tradition demands it.

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ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:26, Reply)

I'm going to sit on his beard and stroke her lap

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:23, Reply)

Tradition also demands

that I request you sit on my beard and stroke my lap.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:43, Reply)

I shall ask for permission to fulfil this request.

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ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:04, Reply)

Oh.

*unsigns*

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:42, Reply)

Fuck youse, buddy

fuckin' fuck youse.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:31, Reply)

hooraaay

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:48, Reply)

we should grab Baldmonkey and dangle him out of a window from his ankles

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:26, Reply)

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:01, Reply)

room for an offensive bender

in a dress?

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:07, Reply)

Well

at least you'll be better dressed than the rest of us offensive benders.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:09, Reply)

if you are going i'll turn up

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mongychops, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:36, Reply)

bring it on!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:45, Reply)

nice one, we'll get cunted

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mongychops, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:00, Reply)

result!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)

I'll go if I can have sex with all of you.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:18, Reply)

I had fun last year but i was very fat then

now i am skinny, all the female b3tans might not be able to resist me

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:58, Reply)

I'll go if I can fuck SickRik RIGHT up the cock.

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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:10, Reply)

Can anyone offer me crash space, please?

Or do I need to impose on real life friends?

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:34, Reply)

Gaz L-Space.

He might have some room going in the Travelodge for cheap :)

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ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:21, Reply)

He might, at that.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:34, Reply)

I'm staying at a PALACE within convenient stumbling distance of the pub.

GET IN.

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ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:55, Reply)

It's the choice of the SEXY generation.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:35, Reply)

Has the subthread about the hostel disappeared, or am I just being a spazzeyes?

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:55, Reply)

yeah, it has

I thought the spazzyeyes thing yesterday. Gaz DM, see what's going on?

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:33, Reply)

Are you hostelling again?

Me tooooo.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:49, Reply)

As yet unconfirmed

But I do need somewhere to stay

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:49, Reply)

Snap.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:36, Reply)

DM is no longer going, so if anyone wants to hostel they'll need to sort it out themselves

Alternatively, L-Space has Travelodge rooms going for Â£30 I think, although hopefully he can confirm...

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:33, Reply)

The Travelodge room has gone

Hostel, kids?

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:24, Reply)

Yes yes yes. Me, you, FallGuy for definite, others?

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:30, Reply)

thank you both

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:49, Reply)

I think it may be time to look into booking it for just us three

and putting up with sharing with a stranger. That's if there are any beds left at this short notice

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:58, Reply)

Have you guys booked yet?

I'm looking (very late, I realise) and if there's a space I'd like to squeeze in.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:41, Reply)

Dunno, gaz Limey

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:49, Reply)

snap also now, ive only just realised

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 20:31, Reply)

Will there be rubbishy Secret Santa?

I've seen the ideal crappy cheapy thing to buy.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:40, Reply)

I'm going to say yes, but not sure if anyone else will bother.

Could be the worst "secret" santa ever with only you and me involved.

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Jobe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:24, Reply)

Or the best.

I saw one of your secret santa gifts at the bash the year before last. it was AWESOME

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:31, Reply)

WELL YOU'RE IN FOR A RIGHT TREAT.

And that's before the secret santa.

*puts down the wine glass and thinks about going to bed*

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Jobe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:29, Reply)

Looks like you've just volunteered to organise...

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:39, Reply)

I fucking well have not.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:42, Reply)

I'm not going.

You might as well cancel it.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 8:58, Reply)

you shuddering CUNT.

Sort it. I still have my baldmonkey certificate from 2 years ago.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 23:52, Reply)

Oooh, I do too.

It'll be worth literally millions in the future.

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Jobe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:09, Reply)

fuck it why not

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:07, Reply)

3pm?

Does it really start that early?

(paxvobiscum, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:10, Reply)

Yep yep yep. Afternoon drinking's WHERE IT'S AT.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:54, Reply)

All the cool people won't be getting there til a bit later though

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:08, Reply)

approximately 4.30

I should think.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:30, Reply)

Seeing as I'm now free of the burden of work

I MIGHT FUCKING WELL COME

Esme can't, she'll be in Ireland doing potatowog things.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:52, Reply)

Do it.

DO IT.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:08, Reply)

FINE THEN I WILL

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:17, Reply)

OMG I'VE NEVER MET NOIT

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Jobe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:13, Reply)

I'LL BE THE ONE DRESSED AS AN OTTER

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 19:43, Reply)

if i bring mistletoe, can i have some christmas snogs?!!

im already applying the lip balm if i can

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:40, Reply)

When you get herpes from one person, it's like getting herpes from EVERYONE ELSE THEY'VE EVER SNOGGED

or summat

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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:29, Reply)

*globs on lots of chap stick*

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:42, Reply)

Ooof. I highly doubt I'll make it, but I'll leave myself signed up just in case.

In all honesty, I will be drinking champagne with MY MUM that night.

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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:29, Reply)

I thought we all were?

Is that not what's happening?

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Jobe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:31, Reply)

Yeah I'm up for that

drinking beer is always nice

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:57, Reply)

I fear that I may be a morose drunk on Thursday

Apologies in advance

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:37, Reply)

crosses fingers

Oooh a bash I can make (I hope)!
especially following Christmas Hell Shopping...

(TheProfessor For all your redbearded intellectual needs, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:09, Reply)

It's on my birthday

so I'm coming to have an xmas-b3ta-mushroom-birthday bash!
hurray!

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Mushroom, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:39, Reply)

i should be there

hopefully, got lots of christmas preparations to do. Should be able to get stuff done in the afternoon then arrive 7/8 pm. Good joy.

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doph no time like the precedent, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 0:26, Reply)

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