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This is a link post Lost Sooty episodes from the 1960's
This is just delightful.

(Vic_Twenty No mess, no fuss, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 10:55, Reply)
This is a link post *spluffs*


(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 5:11, Reply)
This is a normal post She looks about 14.
You'll have the board's own paedo-finder general after you for that subjectline.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Lest we forget
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaUkt59vY1Q
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting the word....

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post sockcooker?
he put me on ignore after I pointed out that for a person who admitted in previous posts to have spent 4 years brothel creeping with thai prostitutes, often children force purchased or abducted from villages by organised crime syndicates and forced to work off debts, who he claimed looked underage but "thai women are older than they look", his getting upset over a brief paedophilia joke in a video game was something of a double standard.
If you see him tell him I said "hi".
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I've considered putting him on ignore,
but mainly because I don't give a shit about endless identical vids of space-narcissists.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *tokes*
but like, if we are the universe examining itself, aren't we all space narcissists?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I never put anyone on ignore.
I think it's safer to keep you all where I can see you.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *jumps out*
Grraaagh!
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *shits self*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post better than shitting someone else

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I recently discovered that one particular user put me on ignore
I consider it both a badge of honour and a favour.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, if someone looked like a kid, irrespective of age, shagging them is very suspect.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Your assumptions are incorrect
I live in China, and the same applies here. I will never forget my first trip, and I could feel my baser attraction activated by a vision in white walking towards me, and my rational brain recoiling in disgust because I thought she must be 14, and I was turning peodo. Within weeks I had realised through adjusting to the environment, she was easily mid to late twenties.

However the opposite then happens. On more than one occasion, hanging out in the balcony of a pub, having to remind the long term drunken randy ex-pat scrotes that the young western girl they are perving over is not a day over fifteen.

Did he admit he knew hey were sex trafficked children? I guess not. Still, ignore him anyway, dirty pervert.
 (I helped save b3ta! jagwap, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 5:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ needs more coherence ^

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post so, you have trouble telling a 14 year old girl from a 27 year old women?
here's a tip. A 14 year girl looks like a 14 year old girl, even, I should add, if she's chinese. Chinese girls do not grow faster or finish puberty earlier than a girl of any other race. And a 27 year old adult chinese woman looks like an adult woman, because that is what she is. If you find you're often confused and have trouble telling a 14 year old girl from an adult woman, I'd say it's more to do with you being under some cuntstruck racist self-delusion than the appearance of the female. I mean unless she's like a midget or something. that can sometimes throw you off until you get a good look at them
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Continue in your delution that allows you to abuse people online
It's what you enjoy, then carry on. It's what this place has become, and finished off QOTW.

I know there's no point trying to have a condisdered conversation about it after that reply.

Asian people look a bit different. I like that enough to be happy to marry a Chinese lady and start a family. This us where you assume wrongly that she is one if the many tiny 35Kg women that in a split second in the dark can look surprisingly young to the unaccustomed, and call me a racist again.

Your wrong about all of this and you need to get over yourself. Or just carry on calling people who are more tolerant than you racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! jagwap, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post you seem quite shocked that stating asian girls look a lot older attracted negative comment.
you do know that having a sexual preference for a particular race or being in relationship doesn't prevent you from being racist. that's not how it works. It's imagining differences where none exist, like saying noncing claptrap that there's something different about 14 year old asian girls that you'd confuse them with adults, or vice versa. Again, you weren't talking about one mixup, you were talking like it was a general rule "Your assumptions are incorrect. I live in China, and the same applies here"

I have daughter of whom about 1/3 of the kids in her class are chinese. I've never once confused any of the girls with their parents, and find it quite troubling that anyone might. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've lived some sheltered life away from females, seeing it's upsetting you so much, and just made a simple error in low light conditions that you adjusted to within weeks, and only inadvertently were giving a justification used by nonces the world over when sprung with kiddy porn or photographed with a child sex worker
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
I didn't say I prefer it, I said I like it.
I didn't say they look older.
I have never thought of a Chinese child being an adult. Quite the opposite, as I made clear.
It is not upsetting there are females in my life. There always has been. I am only defending the fact I am not racist, and the other guy may not be either. Perhaps a whoremonger if your accusations are true, but from you have been making up I suspect it is a figment of your ranty mind.
I have kids in schools where 95% of the kids are Chinese. 98% of my work colleagues, neighbours, are Chinese. 99.99% of the city of 12M.
Are you vying for Dr. Shambolics top slot of most massive Turbo Cunt on this site? He's less of a cunt in real life. Still a bit of a cunt, but less. Are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! jagwap, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 7:01, Reply)
This is a normal post More about the drumming than what she looks like.
I'd have worshipped her when I was a teen.
She. Plays. Motorhead.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post She's 21 for what that has to do with anything.
She's a tremendous drummer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post 21?
Bloody hell. Does she have a portrait in the attic?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post A simple, though unpalatable reason is...
...we're getting old.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Speak for yourself Grandad

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^In denial^^^

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Iggy pop has such a portrait
But they didn't add his head.
 (I helped save b3ta! jagwap, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Some bass to go with it www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbSMc0dttlM
 (who's_the_what?, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 10:06, Reply)
This is a link post Tit anic


(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 3:42, Reply)
This is a normal post the recorder is the true genius bit

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post If you like this
Then look up 'shittyflute' on Youtube
 (hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I laughed far more than I should

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 21:48, Reply)
This is a link post Rap God but the instrumental keeps changing
Best comment: Pov: you're skipping through your playlist, trying desperately to get rap god out of your head

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 18 Mar 2021, 2:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Pov: you're skipping through your playlist, trying desperately to get rap god out of your head
{edit} why thank you, I thought it was a good comment too, but it's nice to be appreciated
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 3:46, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 21:39, Reply)
This is a link post A girl is like, totally missing
an appeal
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
I did done do a chuckle
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure why
But that doesn't work for me at all. I can see why it could be funny in places but somehow just doesn't make me laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I have the same reaction to Michael McIntyre.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I can't see why McIntyre is funny at all

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems a very strange thing to say “let’s make a parody of this” - especial without really strong gags to back it up
Closest thing I could think of, that I’d say works a lot better due to the extreme absurdity and parody, is this
youtu.be/pjk0_2IwdOE
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I think those young women
have very good timing. Spot on.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post very good, love the on screen caption

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/board/11339514
 (I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to have to build one of these in KSP.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually the design of the actual thing looks cool:

I might still build a skip in KSP though.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post They are not fooling anyone
except maybe Elon Musk, who will use it as the design for his next electric pickup truck.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon they should get rid of the terms north and south,
They're too often associated with top and bottom because of maps, and replace them with Polariswards and Acruxwards
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 3:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Can’t we just define astronomical “North” as “Towards Polaris”?
Locally anyway. Once you’re a couple of hundred light years away that’ll have enough of a parallax error to be as useless as magnetic north in high latitudes.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post hey, what can I say? I like to know which half of the galaxy I'm pointing towards
also, "north" is not without its issues, either. Is that geodetic north pole, grid north or magnetic north. If it's the geodetic (or true) north pole, is that an instantaneous pole of the current axis or the fixed position defined by the International Terrestrial Reference System, which isn't really fixed as the earth changes shape with plate tectonics and associated major earthquakes and can really only be estimated without precision. If it's the magnetic north pole that compasses point to, that roams arounds with fluctuations in the outer core convection currents, and is it still north when it changes directions as it does every half a millions years or so, or do we relabel the compass?
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post North is always relative to the direction of rotation, and always follows the right hand rule.
Raise your right thumb. Extend your right index finger. The direction of your finger is the direction of rotation. The direction of your thumb is relative north. This is true for any rotating body.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh cool, we're also oppressing the left-handed now are we? About bloody time.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Fleming's left hand rule also defines north and south, but in in terms of magnetic polarity.
www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/guides/zc3dxfr/revision/3
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post i think the point was about precision, rather than general direction
the axis of rotation is not a fixed point, it wobbles as well as follows a processional pattern over the millennia.
North is not "always relative to the direction of rotation, and always follows the right hand rule", this is a backwards application to the term, it's the right hand rule (in this application) because we've arbitrarily called the thumb direction north, not north because of the right hand rule. and it's most definitely not "true of every rotating body". venus rotates in the opposite direction to earth while orbiting the sun on the same plane. an axis of rotating body goes in both direction, which hand rule you want to use depends entirely on which axial direction you want to refer to in relation to the direction of rotation.
North's an arbitrary term first used long before the heliocentric model of the solar system and that the earth rotated on an axis was understood. The chinese and islamic cultures based their navigation and maps around what we call south. Later with the first use of lodestones it was used interchangeably as both the angle perpendicular to the sun in the morning and the direction of the compass, which were close but not identical. Because of this magnetic convention the terms are often applied to magnetic dipoles by laymen, north and south, but physicists are much more likely to use + and -, I'd imagine because of brevity.
My half-joking point was more about having a term that orients people in terms of the galaxy around them, as some ancient cultures who used star navigation did, taking advantage of the the not unconnected phenomenon that the earth rotates in close to the same plane as it orbits the sun, rather than a term that simply references terrestrial orientation. Maybe engender a bit more connection to the milky way and lessen the association with top and bottom caused by the convention
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post out of curiosity I just looked up the conventions for how we label the poles in venus
interestingly, they match up the same orientation as earth even though they rotate in opposite directions relative to their solar orbits. Our north and their north point towards Polaris (www.windows2universe.org/venus/venus_polar_regions.html) So in Venus they'd use the left hand rule to determine "north", which shows how arbitrary these terms are.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 23:40, Reply)
This is a link post Romance with a Double Bass NSFW
Pre-Fawlty Towers film of a Chekhov short story with John Cleese, Connie Booth and Andrew Sachs, plus others. Amusing rather than hilarious. Age restricted due to John Cleese’s arse and Connie Booth’s boobs plus very brief glimpse of her growler, so get your pause button at the ready as there’s no nudity elsewhere on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe I verified my age for that
It looks like a way to spend 40 mins.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Apologies if you felt I over-promoted it
It’s definitely more a curiosity than a comedy classic, but it has luminaries like Graham Crowden, June Whitfield, Freddie Jones and Jonathan Lynn in the cast.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's interesting in a completist sense
I was surprised how young Cleese looked. I thought it must have been from before '74, but the production/film quality looked too good.

I just can't believe googled doesn't know how fucking decrepit I am already.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Connie's booth

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a film I saw by Jiri Trnka
Can't see it coz Youtube wants me to verify my age by sending them my credit card details - huh?
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I just get directed to the app
Nothing involving credit cards.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've started using NewPipe on my Android mobile 'phone to get around restrictions such as this (I've been using it for several months to play music off YT in the background).
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post interesting, thanks!

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 8:32, Reply)
This is a link post "Dad, that man next door's doing weird things with fire again!" I made this!
"Heh heh, it's OK son, he's probably just in search of sonic oblivion like the rest of us"

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 17 Mar 2021, 18:25, Reply)
This is a link post cigarette ad

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The cigarettes b3ta mods prefer.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Real men rip the filters off anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
I love her
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 17 Mar 2021, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Wood

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll fight you for her.
Meet me tomorrow on Hampstead Heath at sunrise in your best underpants. First one to wear theirs out wins.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than a duck's arse.

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post from experience?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Being someone who doesn't smoke I have to wonder
How could you tell the difference?

They all smell as bad as a dogs arsehole anyway which makes me doubtful as to the efficacy of this tactic.

Still a clicky though
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a quantitative difference between the chemical signatures of the different odours.
You may say they smell or taste as bad, but they are fundamentally different.

Science.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Rip-off of an ancient Viz Top Tip I believe

(Leemondus, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 12:00, Reply)
This is a link post St Patrick's Day reminded me of this classic
Monkey Dust's take on occupied Ireland
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 10:12, Reply)
This is a link post Stock Video James Bond I made this!
No time to wait for the new Bond? Will this do?
(dogfood, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work
I hear that the new Bond is going to be a black woman.
 (Sherbs, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post In parts might also work as stock jeremy clarkson

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post this is how they made that one with the invisible car

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
but now I'm wondering: what else could that footage be used for anyway?
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 17 Mar 2021, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I've actually bought all of it (unimited usage worldwide indefinitely) for my new DVD "How to Look a Massive Twat".

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 21:29, Reply)
This is a link post Really enjoying this soft synth
I think it's a steal at USD29 and sounds so great. Monstrous bass on some settings.

The huge preset selection has some beauties.

Whack on your biggest hall reverb and grab a whisky/vodka/gin/whatevs and do structural damage to your property

Lovely stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The Polymode they do is also
all of the good things. I bought both of them and yeah total bargain at the price as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
Helm is good - and is free

tytel.org/helm/nopay/
 (razzle, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta I shall investigate this

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post No workie on Bitwig Studio
Graphics all over the shop and then crashed on exit so that's a no from me. Will investigate on Cubase later
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post No problems on the Hayble Ton
I've tried the aforementioned OB emulation but it doesn't have the simply amazing, yes amazing!, gut rumbling presets.

I am more of a preset surfer than a designer, there's so many soft synths that I just cycle through ready made sounds.

Like using open source libraries instead of writing them
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The polymode's vox humana
pre-set with added reverb etc is goose bump inducing on a big system (or decent cans) so to me is the better of the two vst's - the ob I only have so jury is still out on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post You just cost me USD29
Currently destroying my hearing with headphones. I do love preset surfing, I'm not big into design, so having such quality preset design is great.

Alaskaish reminds me of that Megadrone thing

Haha, Big Sub! scuse me I have been drinking
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 20:39, Reply)
This is a link post I strung together some AI generated text to write erotica NSFW
NSFW if someone is looking over your shoulder when you're looking at just the right paragraph
 (I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's very funny!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 'she stared up at the sky with her eyes full of the scent of meat'
did it for me
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "It smelled hot and almost, in a way, like she had been bitten by insects"
PHWOAR
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "... and now it was time to put on a white cape and take him home."
Well, we've all had evenings like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post “I’ve got your dick around my waist,” she whispered, her voice not quite clear. “Don’t you think I should be doing something about it?”
Well, we've all had evenings like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post “I’m Dr. O’Brien, I was a passing insect expert, the door was open, so I came in. I waited in the bathroom until you finished your weird sex”.
Well, we've all etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This is an extraordinary read
and yet somehow not conventionally arousing
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 17 Mar 2021, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Arousal-free porn, the discovery of the century
ideal for men with weak hearts
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the script for an unmade David Cronenberg film?

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Before long, he was on a bed and sitting on a shelf on top of the bed above her, his left leg raised in a forward stance, both legs bent and his right leg raised in a sideways, wide stance, with the toes of his right leg up on top of her in front and his right leg in back."

I think a diagram might help here.
 (abc, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 21:33, Reply)
This is a link post something about shaking spears at typewriters
Copyright Peter Gabriel Ltd/Sue Savage Rumbaugh.

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 2:44, Reply)
This is a normal post So the ape plays all white notes
You add a backing track where all white notes are in key (A minor) and WOW MONKEY PLAY IN CHOON!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 3:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe the ape is playing along in real time.
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This is a normal post yeah i can hear that the chimp is playing in time but that's no great discovery
The Youtubes are full of birds dancing and singing along very precisely. I think this video is dishonestly claiming it's playing in key too

www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cockatoo+dancing
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youtu.be/hrO1saAMjq0
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This is a normal post but enough about peter g - what do think about the monkey?

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This is a link post That Scene in a Christopher Nolan Film When You Give Up Trying to Follow the Story
Truer words have never been said

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This is a normal post ha, I enjoyed that

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This is a normal post Definitely one of his best

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This is a normal post This is what will happen if Nolan and Adam Curtis ever end up in the same room.

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This is a link post Ragtime Sea Shanty on piano
So hot right now

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This is a normal post I love these

As a musician I still find it difficult to comprehend how these are done, when taking into account key, and chord sequences etc. I know only the bits that work are mashed together but still. Here's another good one:

youtu.be/13wwndvI1K4
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This is a normal post That one is a bit special.
Toxic is just a great track. Ronson's version of it sampling a dead Ol Dirty Bastard is classic too.
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This is a normal post I sort of like these but become discombobulated somehow.
A dissonance my brain won't resolve.
It's very cleverly done.
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This is a normal post Bravo!

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This is a link post Qin Dynasty Epic (TV Series 2020)
Chinese TV series, all four parts, up to 1080p.

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This is a link post Cryptopica #003 - Topical Prize Cryptic Crossword I made this!
This month's puzzle has a couple of additional tasks for would-be entrants to perform. If you're doing the interactive (AcrossLite .PUZ format) version, it doesn't support special instructions, so be sure to check the rubric on the PDF or pic.

Enjoy. You have until the end of the month.

Download links:
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This is a normal post Has anybody got a rubber?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVWdbO6FFfw
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This is a normal post Thanks
For posting this
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This is a normal post Excellent!

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