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This is a link post Randomised space ship generator
In case you need a random space ship.

Ship - shapeWright.com


 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post cool

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank god

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that's fun!
This is not an Anaconda:
ship.shapewright.com/?name=Ceci+nest+pas+une+Anaconda
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post This one is almost appropriately shaped:
ship.shapewright.com/?name=CDC%2C+three+pubes+per+ball
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahah

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post At last!
ship.shapewright.com/?name=FeralCatMan
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine would only spin round faster and faster until something breaks off, or it runs out of fuel.
Assuming the things that looks like thrusters do the thrusting, that is.
ship.shapewright.com/?name=brb
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but you don’t get “Daleks chilling in a rubber dinghy”
ship.shapewright.com/?name=Thrill+My+Chinchilla

Doubt it can fly in a straight line though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Oddly, the case of the letters matters quite a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post mine has lots of guns, and is a bit cock'n'balls
ship.shapewright.com/?name=custard
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of No Man's Sky
Which is nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Wed 17 Mar 2021, 22:52, Reply)
This is a link post RAPSCALLION: Call On You I made this!
Hello there,

Here's a delightful new Chap Rock track from Rapscallion.

Moog is the director of a bunch of Professor Elemental videos from years back and is desperately leaning on the hope that you might remember some of those favourably and give it a watch. Who knows. You might even enjoy it.

cheerio.

Moog
(Moog_Rapscallion, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello new person.
Would I be correct in thinking you have an association with Professor Elemental?

Good guitars BTW.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Indeed!
I made a great big bunch of his music videos and we're good friends.

There's a couple of reworkings of his tracks and a new track featuring Prof on my forthcoming album.

Jolly glad you like it!

(BTW - I'm not actually new, I used to post all the time, It's just my old account is tied to an email I no longer have :( )
 (Moog_Rapscallion, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, in that case it may have been links you posted previously that led me to Fighting Trousers
All very good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I would imagine so!
It was largely due to the B3TA community that things took off. When it hit the front page, the views just poured in.
 (Moog_Rapscallion, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Moog!
I do a bit of writings for the Prof too (though not anywhere near as much as you).
If you have a word with rob, slip him a cheque for 100 Guineas and support his ungentlemanly habits he could probably help with your old account.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh really?
What stuff have you done? I can almost guarantee I'm familiar with it.
 (Moog_Rapscallion, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This is most acceptable.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 1:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Rapscallion (n)
An onion that recites rhythmic urban poetry
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 3:37, Reply)
This is a link post If only there was a way to prevent this tragedy...


Brazilian anti-vax politician has died from Covid-19


 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how many EU citizens will die as a result of the EU’s shambolic vaccine rollout, which has only been further hampered by the bullshit and lies of Macron, Merkel et al.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post well, as long as that's the only thing further hampering it
I wonder if they'll ever do a remake of "A very peculiar practice", that show was underrated
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That show was a bit before my time, mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, you don't want to mention it among all your Rolling Stones-loving millennial peers, they'll call you grandad

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 2:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Get on your rinky dink wee laptop computer and you'll find it
see what I did there? anyone??
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember the nuns.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post i remember the naked old dude
and the experimental noise disco
 (ozof, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 5:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and really fancying barbara flynn

(ozof, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 5:42, Reply)
This is a normal post yep, she did something to my adolescent self
her, natasha kinski, the chick off buck rogers who wore the jumpsuits, and the one who played supergirl. helen something I think
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Slater?

No, I really liked her!!!
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post And nowadays you have to be REALLY careful watching 'Labyrinth'...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 14:47, Reply)
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EU replace with the name of all countries except New Zealand
Macron, Merkel et al. replace with the name of all leaders except Jacynda Arden
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Jacinda for world empress!!

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a start:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemiandrus_jacinda
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hemiandrus will be a new gender anytime soon.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 21:13, Reply)
This is a link post Sweeny M: The Demon Butcher of Verdansk I made this!
McP realizes that all is not fair in Love and War

(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 21:49, Reply)
This is a link post New tune I made I made this!
What do you reckon? It's a sort of acid-y breakbeat thing with some funky bass guitar. Er, less confused than it sounds.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The mix is too loud and distorted for my tastes but that's some good acid.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice :) What are you using?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta! Ableton and a Fender Jazz.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 22:41, Reply)
This is a link post Very good, now catch it.

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, what fun!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Meep meep!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh for fuck's sake, how childish.
...

I want a go now.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I love shit like this
Such as this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrlXC-aBCsA
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Steel beams spaced apart a safe(ish) distance
Seems quite well organised compared to this event!
youtu.be/_mIv71Axrp0
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Might explain why more intelligent life forms have not contacted us yet

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post They don't want to get shot down by large lumps of steel?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That's dangerous

(Sherbs, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't be happy about leaning over them when he put the second one on top
A slip, a spark, no head. Also, film in portrait ffs!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 2:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I read a book about this
by Patricia Highsmith
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 2:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I have noticed
I don't need to bother posting the odd shit that pops up in my YouTube feed because it pops up in everyone else's feed too...

I don't think there is such a thing as an individual experience any more on the internet.

Welcome to your groupthink.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
All hail the algorithm!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Not so odd if you think about it.
We're all sitting/wanking away on links, clicking the same videos while signed in to YT.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 1:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting these guys:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8HbhiRlgM0
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post His name is Gay Wilkinson.
Gay. Wilkinson.
And not one of you has commented on it. What the hell has happenned to links?
 (Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 16 Mar 2021, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Because Gay Byrne took the heat off all the other Gays/Gabriels.
It's going to take a really funny surname to unpop that cherry. Maybe Buttesechs, or Ajenda.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
*furiously searches Gay Fabulous*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post His boyfriend's called Bender Gillette

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a Gay Blade?

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
noted that he didn't say, "I get that from a lot of women."
 (noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Wed 17 Mar 2021, 15:26, Reply)
This is a link post It's a dream
um... dancing?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post do it doucement, do it slowly

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 22:48, Reply)
This is a link post Furdy birdie, fimina famana...
Sold!
...To the man in the hat.

Always had respect for a bit of quick talking.

GC five years ago.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wondered if the fimina famina bit came from Shepherd counting
it doesn't appear to but here's a brief explanation of base sheep

John Moschitta's fast talking is great
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Numberwang!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ryan Hurlburt?
Wonder what nominative determinism makes of that
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 5:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He was a fan of Charlie Chaplin?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Great Dictator, everyone loved his work

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame some Austrian guy stole the look and gave it a bad rep

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I presume Ron Mael's on the list.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Always

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr. Penis!

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Too much hair and possibly not enough of a mad glint

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Those who can grow a moustach have all done a cheeky Hitler while shaving.
Don't anyone even think of denying it.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheeky hitler? Sounds filthy.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 8:34, Reply)
This is a link post chocolate pillow extruder

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post No u r

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 14:00, Reply)
This is a link post Operating all those machines requires energy
A healthy worker is a happy worker.

Have you done your Lancashire lunges today?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 11:49, Reply)
This is a link post All your machines pale into insignificance next to this


(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I love a lovely machine.
I had night time fantasies of me and her relaxing on an oil soaked fluffy rug in front of a big crackling log fire.
Happy days.

There's also a 'Big Bertha' in futurama.
I'm confident - without any searching, that there must be other kinky Bertha machine references. No?
 (Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, I loved this show as a kid
Then I grew up to become a machinist. Turns out TV does have a bad effect on kids.

Also, just had to tick "I am not a robot" to post this. Seems fitting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 5:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It made me become a luddite and smash spinning jennies.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Just ask Bertha to make an order of french styled clogs, or 'sabot'...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I never use new ones
I prefer more sabot age.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 22:01, Reply)
This is a link post Date palm processing machine line for jujube washing,grading,drying
The fruit date processing machine is mainly used for jujube cleaning, air drying, grading, and other tasks. The date palm cleaning and drying line mainly composed of a date cleaning machine, hair roller cleaning machine, air dryer, classifier, and other machines. And we also provide a jujube dryer, jujube slicer, packaging machine and other supporting facilities to meet the different needs of customers. Therefore, the fruit date processing machine meets the needs of different types of dates such as jujube, palm, and Arabian jujube. And we can also meet the different needs of customers for date cleaning, date grading, and dry date production.

Date palm processing machine line for jujube washing,grading,drying


 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the best one yet!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally!
All this time I’ve been using a scimitar to slice my Ziziphus jujuba, a mangle to process it and a clothes horse to dry it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ziziphus jujuba, Zaphod Beeblebrox's lesser-known cousin.
In unrelated news, man claims he isn't a white supremacist...
edition.cnn.com/2021/03/14/politics/timothy-hale-cusanelli-nazi-sympathizer-capitol-insurrection/index.html
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 11:24, Reply)
This is a link post Sausage maker / sausage production line
The sausage machine is used to produce sausages. The whole process is automatic, saving a lot of time and energy. It includes seven machines such as a meat grinder, a meat cutting and mixing machine, a stuffing mixer, a sausage filling machine, a sausage binding machine, a smoked sausage oven, and a vacuum packaging machine.

Sausage maker / sausage production line - Taizy Food Machine


 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Just thought I'd join in.
Turns out it's good fun!

My favourite bit is where it says there are "7 machines such as"... and then lists all 7.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm. You’ve made a pig’s ear of this.
It’s fruit processing machines that bring home the bacon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been on the lookout for a machine to mature my Worcestershire Sauce.
This is not the kind of sauce age machine I want.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 11:22, Reply)
This is a link post Mango drying machine | industrial fruit drying dehydrator machine
A mango drying machine (fruit dryer) is a machine designed for removing moisture from various fruits such as mangoes. Through the mango dryer, it can reduce the moisture contained in the mango to a specific value. Dried mango is a kind of fruit with very high nutritional value. It is a special snack in Thailand, the Philippines, and other places. The industry mango dehydrator equipment can quickly dry large quantities of mangoes. And it can realize the continuous drying. Therefore, the commercial mango drying machine has high economic benefits for many food processors.

Mango drying machine | industrial fruit drying dehydrator machine


 (Elenali12, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 5:35, Reply)
This is a normal post FP this now

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 5:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok. But is it Apple compatible?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 6:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Banninate this obvious astroturfing spammer

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post When your account gets banned, can everyone please say "where did da man go?"
Thanks in advance.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Like all good people I like to dry my mangos to 4.447 but this machine will only allow a maximum
of 4.782! Who dries their mangos to 4.782?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't ban him, we need this!

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 15 Mar 2021, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post If a mango drying machine is a machine designed for removing moisture from various fruits
why call it a mango drying machine rather than a fruit drying machine? There may be people frequenting this puerile digital arts community who are in the market for an industrial machine to dessicate fruits other than mangoes but have not followed your link, thinking that the machine you're marketing wouldn't fulfil their requirements.

Oh, and fuck off spamcunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
To think I've been drying mangoes with a towel all this time...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Occasionally I like to go analogue too

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel this is oppressive to people who like wet mangoes

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more invisible Bart Simpson.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 12:09, Reply)
This is a link post Think its good enough now I made this!
Mk2 of my smoke machine. After much faffing it now makes a decent attempt at puttering like a real exhaust.
Was gonna get in the garden for a good old manbaby tank war assault course, but of course it rained, didn't have enough battery's, the Shermans gun decided to stop working and to cap it all...the wife reminded me it was Mothers day and i had to cook Sunday dinner. I did remind her that she wasn't my mum so why do i have to cook dinner? To which she replied " I am the mother to YOUR children. to which i replied...so get them to cook Sunday dinner!!! As you can tell, I like to make the missus happy :)
Vid is a bit (a lot) rushed and a bit crapper than normal...but the smoke is a winner! First 30 seconds is accidental portrait because i know B3ta loves portrait, rest is standard wide'o'vision.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 15 Mar 2021, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Lasers
Needs lasers
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post LOLOL
Wierd ....wasjust thinking about putting lasers on a boat i'm building S100 Schnelboot (torpedo boat), they used to call them the sharks of the oceans.
:) tickles all the right B3ta hummus bones!
Shark with frickin lasers!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 15 Mar 2021, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
They'd show up well in the smoke, eh
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Sooooo gonna do it
I will mount them in the torpedo tubes and go blinding the ducks on the local pond...its not like they have enough to contend with...fishing hooks, lead poisoning, fishing line....and now singeing with lasers!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 15 Mar 2021, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Huh.
I always assumed that sharks were the 'sharks of the oceans'. Interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 10:45, Reply)
This is a link post Video Games (song fragment) I made this!
Funk/disco groove.
A couple of hours in the studio.
My son came up with the lyric.
All instruments, writing and production by Clive Gratton

(CliveGratton, Sun 14 Mar 2021, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a nice bass line, clive

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 21:58, Reply)
This is a link post The future of mass transport
This is a gem

(Bicycle "How it;s made", if the preview don't wo
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 14 Mar 2021, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
Top tip: don't post the short youtu.be link, like youtu.be/XOE0DbfWqyo

Use the full one, like www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOE0DbfWqyo and it'll work.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 14 Mar 2021, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Love these old Pathe type movies
Click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 14 Mar 2021, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/c/britishpathe/videos
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this sort of thing too

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 15 Mar 2021, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post This is awesome!
But I wouldn't like any of those repetitive jobs
 (I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 11:15, Reply)
This is a link post How DO they make crisps?
(Potato chips for American viewers)
HAPPY NOW?

How Do They Make Potato Chips?


(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 14 Mar 2021, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger
Now I really want some crisps
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 14 Mar 2021, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post somebody switched the machine on and then made a brew
so now they can put "hand-cooked kettle chips" on the packet
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 14 Mar 2021, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Mindblowing when listened to with headphones.
It feels like some kind of dystopian nightmare where the potatoes are just queuing up, ready to accept fate. as crispy snacks for the privileged.

Just like a Tory government, I suppose.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 14 Mar 2021, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Need mind bleach now for the depressing imagery brain worm you just gave me :)
great analogy though
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 14 Mar 2021, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of them try to make a futile bid for freedom at 01:20.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 9:28, Reply)
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I've never really understood all the marvellous technology of this automation, but yet most of the processes like this always seem to have a human packing it in to box?

like picking a bag up and placing it into box is soo hard that can't be automated? is this a running lie or conspiracy to make us believe that we(humans) are still needed?
 (razzle, Sun 14 Mar 2021, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to do that job but in a sweet factory
Sometimes bags or boxes aren’t properly sealed, among other things. I suppose the robots haven’t quite reached the point where they can tell, but when a person picks up a bag like that it’s pretty obvious right away.

Also, pick and place machines are really expensive. Some food factories do use them, but humans are still cheaper.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 14 Mar 2021, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Plus they don't need dinner breaks, I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 15 Mar 2021, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I did a job at a sandwich factory many years ago during the summer
I had the job of sprinkling a teaspoon of frozen parsley over the salad ready meals. I've no idea to this day why a human was required to do that job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I did that for a few years, but it wasn't worth it because I was having my wages garnished

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Well you do need SOME menial humans
For management to sexually abuse through the year and hunt down and kill at Christmas don’t you?
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 7:47, Reply)
This is a normal post really liked that, fantastic sounds
it's like Inside The Factory with no padding and no shouty cunt presenters
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post De diddly eye di dye de die
Q. Is this thing on?
Has /links died, or what?
Honest question. Just wondering if I should stop posting. I think a lot of users ignored me after I protested about YouBigNonce (dogbomb) promoting a paedo game, but eh... that's long gone.
Shrug - not bothered, just asking... if anyone cares.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 14 Mar 2021, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It is working, seeing as you ask.
I can't comment on whether anyone has you on ignore, but that seems very likely. I rarely comment on what you post as it is very often music videos I know and am not sufficiently interested in, or links that I'm just not interested in sufficiently to comment on. I hate the Pogues, for example. Hope that helps.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 14 Mar 2021, 21:18, Reply)
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Thanks for the feedback.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 0:09, Reply)
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feedback??

you're a bit better than the google algorithm suggestion thing.

i click on about 60-70% of your stuff

I don't believe on using ignore, it's like creating your own echo chamber - then the next step is you'd be buying the daily express

remember it's just a "puerile digital arts community"
 (razzle, Sun 14 Mar 2021, 22:10, Reply)
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Yeah, of course, I'm not a noob - I know what b3ta is,
I'm glad you click on 2/3 of my stuff, but I'm pretty sure you don't click "I like" on them - basically, because about 90% get no likes.
That's why I'm starting to think it's a bit pointless.
I'm not begging for likes. If nobody gives a fuck, I'll just stop. That's cool.
Just asking... 'coz I've been posting for 18 years.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 14 Mar 2021, 22:33, Reply)
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I don't mean to to imply you're noob, just trying to put this site into context. it's just for fun - innit. (likes or no likes)
 (razzle, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Who said that..?
You post some good stuff and some shit stuff. Don't we all? No reason to stop.
P.S. I also think The Pogues are shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 15 Mar 2021, 11:20, Reply)

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