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I HAZ NO TIME
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 0:26,
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More of this sort of thing!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 18:17,
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\o/
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Sherbs, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 0:57,
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I am here on business
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 20:05,
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Penises are shrinking because of pollution
warns scientist
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 21:26,
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Used to work with phthalates (DBP + DEP), sorry about that.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 22:04,
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Maybe Dr Swan's fanny is just getting baggier...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 23:01,
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{8-o
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 0:23,
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yeah, it's a turn-off
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 0:47,
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Shit bike for nine and a half grand
Mudguards are presumably extra.
I think we may have reached peak hipster.

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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 19:47,
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"You can search for plastic, rubber or cables in our model, but we can tell you now – you won’t succeed."
What the fuck are the tyres made of, then?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:21,
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Hand-rolled, artisan fermented organic guava flesh, matured for three years in a Catalan oak barrel.
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Varmint, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:27,
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woah!....
that's last weeks thinking..
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:47,
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Actual faeces, just like the rest of it.
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:45,
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Hemp, soya oil and er, rubber.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 22:05,
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I'll wait for the e-Pennyfarthing
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 0:50,
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i lolled
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Mar 2021, 4:59,
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They exist...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 12:59,
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I don't recognise any of them
but they look like they could all do with a jolly good bath.
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 17:55,
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How dumb not to wear masks.
Given a rare opportunity to wear masks while committing offences, without drawing attention, they don't.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 18:18,
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If person S is identified it will be for that distinctive T-shirt and green hanky combo, not their boat race.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 19:46,
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You would think by this point
people would know that the police have cameras too
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 21:20,
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I don't recognise any of them either
They must be deepfakes then
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:49,
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Person H
Aisling Bea
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Testicles just for you, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 21:55,
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Worst Tinder ever
Left
Left
Left
Pause...Left
Left
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LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 10:23,
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Person A is person B, and it is Bonnie Prince Bob.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 17:22,
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Vote Bonnie Prince Bob
I made this!
B3ta's one of the few places that has made me laugh over the years, seen so many brilliantly talented artists here, happy toast guy, Drivel Sieve, Blackmoon CGI -what happened to him? Cyriak, Rob Wakefield and many more, anyway, I am raising a bit of loot with this so If anyone wants to get in on the act & help my campaign then get in touch if any creative mischief occurs and let's see if we can cut some cloth. respect to Rob Manuel for keeping this vestige of mischief alive on an otherwise altogether sanitised landscape of pish.
Peace out BPB
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bonnie_prince_bob, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 13:41,
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Good luck
you're going to need it if you keep using obscure and exclusionary language like neoliberal and bourgeoisie. Talking like Chomsky alienates almost everyone, even most lefties.
Seriously good luck though.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 14:14,
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you may be taking this campaign a bit seriously
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 15:38,
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Well someone has to.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:22,
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What does exclusionary mean?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 18:42,
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:|
dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/exclusionary
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:33,
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it means he mistakenly believes scottish people are thicker than he is
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 21:11,
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Oh fuck off you sad little man.
I have never in my entire life met a working class person who was at all concerned with 'neo-liberalism.' I only ever hear academics and pretentious middle class people bring it up. Literally nobody else.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 14:50,
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I have never in my entire life met a working class person who was at all concerned with 'neo-liberalism.' I only ever hear academics and pretentious middle class people bring it up. Literally nobody else
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 21:03,
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haha exactly! That is quite simply an incredible self-own, what a total fanny.
thanks for the positive vibes comrades #VoteBPB
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bonnie_prince_bob, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 10:58,
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Needs more boobs
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account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 15:13,
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Not sure they'd suit him really.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 19:51,
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If that doesn't work out,
can you come and stand for the Reading East constituency?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 17:21,
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Good luck, your highness
my advice: get someone to help you with PR, issue press statements to the media on hot-button subjects, offer to go on local radio, basically anything that's free that will raise your profile seeing as you wont be able to compete on advertising.
And if that fails, pay a kid to claim about three days before the polls that Angus molested him. By the time they figure out he's lying it'll be too late
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 21:07,
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Good salient points.
I’ve lived in and around Edinburgh for over 25 years, after first going there as one of those bourgeoisie middle class student wankers, getting all excited about the festival and shit. And yes, my first year student accommodation was practically made of dried jizz flakes, or at least, materials of similar substance (that I may or may not have added to).
All your points about the deterioration of the city ring completely true, so I wish you the best of luck. I honestly would like to see parliaments more populated with independent members who were genuinely interested in representing their constituents – but herein lies the rub. I know Edinburgh Central covers a lot of socially deprived areas, but you have also got some hugely privileged constituents in the area to win over. Just look at the Scottish Index of Multiple Deprivation map: simd.scot/#/simd2020/BTTTFTT/13.6/-3.2104/55.9442/
In the above context, I worry that your stance might be somewhat confrontational toward the most politically active demographics of the constituency? But on the other hand, fuck’em. Give it yer best shot. It’s been nearly 50 years since Jimmy Reid’s famous alienation speech, and it still largely reads as if it were written just yesterday.
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Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Thu 25 Mar 2021, 20:54,
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fully concur bud (on all points)
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bonnie_prince_bob, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 9:37,
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Austin Powers moment in the Suez canal
A massive container ship has blocked the Suez canal. Bonus points for the route it took whilst waiting to enter.
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propellerhed, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 8:46,
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actually is
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stoodles non-bio, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 10:35,
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Least fucks ever given
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 11:25,
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Your new inflatable doll been held up on one of the ships behind?
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 11:26,
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Yes
One review said that the one they got went down on them.
Can't wait for mine to arrive.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 12:12,
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That particular cargo is being inflated and placed under the keel to lift the ship
Its like Raise the Titanic but with tits
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 15:39,
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I wanted to make a pun
about 'raise the titanic' but where the word 'titanic' had the word tit in it but then realised it already did.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 17:10,
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Shame, because I think I would have got that.
Have a token chortle.
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Varmint, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 18:29,
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if only the front had fallen off
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 12:56,
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must have tried a handbrake turn
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 13:48,
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I once worked for someone who parked like this.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 15:21,
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Big bird murmuration

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 8:21,
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They didn't do a very good job of the reflection, did they?
Obvs not a B3tan
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 11:53,
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Reflection?
It's self-organising fish
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 13:00,
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Oh yeah, of course
:-D
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 15:52,
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I often wonder if there's one starling in the flock who thinks "It doesn't matter which way I turn, they all keep following me"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 21:21,
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Is that how you feel, hun?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 22:59,
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actually, I think some dreary individuals need to get flocked
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 0:44,
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Well, you hang in there, babe.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 7:06,
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*yawns*
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 8:49,
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This astonishing image, taken at dusk and shopped the next morning...
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 17:38,
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Trippy!
A great video showing visuals of different types of hallucinations.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 23:46,
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The bloke’s voice is a real buzzkill.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 23:55,
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^This^
It's hard work listening to that.
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Varmint, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 8:21,
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All the acid must have turned him into a big gerbil.
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Sherbs, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 9:25,
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Haha!
I imagined him as a hamster.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 14:03,
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AND ,.... this wheel goes round and round ..
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:54,
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I've always wanted to know what the geometric patterns represent.
Given they seem to be universal.
Nicely done video.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 1:16,
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This is interesting....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=loCBvaj4eSg
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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 2:35,
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Looks good, will watch later.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 14:04,
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here's a wee tale
I had one job, in the great sandy desert in australia, with not much to do but drive around and kick over some old exploration leases in the off chance they were worth holding onto. they may well have been, but I wasn't the one to find out. I was tied to a gold mine, and though my geo job took me anywhere in 1000km radius, the company had a random drug testing policy which crucially didn't test for acid. I was pretty cashed up, so I asked a mate to get as much as he could, and he came through with vial and dropper which he said was about 500 trips worth of about 100μg drops. I took one, then 2, then 5 at time. Soon I was doing 10 drops or more, and really having some heavy visual trips and swagging out under the stars. I ended it when I'd taken some in the morning and got called back to the mine for some crisis meeting. they were talking about the drillers ending their contract earlier over some dispute, and it felt I was looking down a huge slope (a gradient, not clarkson joke) in the boardroom table and could only mumble when a question was directed at me from down below.If you've not taken lsd, and I wouldn't recommend it for everyone, it can last 10 hours or more before its effect fade, so if you bought the ticket, you can't get off the bus. I got away with it apart from some rather odd looks, but didn't touch it again for about 20 years. Ticked quite a few but not all of the boxes in the above video, though I maintain that drugs can only work with the mind that takes them, so there probably is no universal experience with 'em
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 8:50,
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Cool story, bro.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 9:05,
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yep
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 9:48,
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I disagree, some elements of the experience, like geometric patterns are very common indeed.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 14:06,
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Especially with DMT
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 17:11,
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maybe so
here's a weird thing, I reckon for a good three of four years afterwards, I was able to recreate one or two of the visual effects by staring at something and putting myself into that mindframe I remembered from my trips, obviously not to the same extent.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 21:17,
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Neat when it works.
I was thinking along the lines of when eyes are rubbed, triggering the retinal cells, patterns can emerge. These patterns are often geometric in a similar way.
I suspect the psychedelics are introducing random errors and the same underlying perception is attempting to correct.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 21:43,
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Something I read somewhere said appropriate drugs can lower the activation thresholds of neurons.
Which would presumably give a similar effect.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 23:47,
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Also increase firing strength
and decrease recovery time leading to circular thoughts.
Interestingly, because your visual cortex is made of neurons, you can determine the physical wiring of your own brain by noticing exactly which patterns you get. Circles, snakes, paisley etc
This particularly applies to LSD
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 2:18,
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happily the only significant flashbacks i get
is where it'll sometimes look like the ground is breathing deeply
which is actually quite nice
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ozof, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 11:08,
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tl;drzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 14:16,
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tweedledee
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:49,
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Interesting.
I've never tried hallucinogens, but would quite like to. However, a lot of this - certainly in the first half of the vid - also reminds me of migraine. I'm not sure I'd like to replicate that, although having the effects without the headache could be fun.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:35,
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Again, another instance of commonly experienced visual patterns.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 22:10,
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I get painless migraines occasionally
i.e. just the visual disturbances.
Do. Not. Want.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 12:38,
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migraines sound like they suck balls
the appeal of acid wasn't so much the visual effects for me, and sometimes these were more something that I had put up with. I just found it hugely stimulating for my own thoughts, though doing it regularly became a little draining, like running a mental marathon each week. A very introspective drug, which is why I wouldn't recommend it for people dealing with any issues or people who are a bit fucked in the head in general. I always enjoyed it, but doing it with other people I often had to spend my time looking out for them or dealing with something it surfaced, when I'd have rathered been enjoying it myself.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:03,
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Very much this.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 18:25,
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This man is either very smart
or very stupid
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 23:01,
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Haha!
Touché!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 23:52,
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"In 10 days your symptoms will be gone"
is probably the case for most people, one way or the other
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horrid, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 0:13,
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I've had chronic fatigue for a year now
But I get your point ;o)
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 0:20,
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Stop wanking so much then.
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rjmrjm, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 0:23,
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With the proper care, attention and medicines it could be cured in just seven days. If left alone it could take a week to get better.
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Varmint, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 18:30,
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With the proper care, attention and medicines domestos
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 22:40,
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hahahaha, brilliant
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 9:52,
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hahaha, fucking spaz
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 11:03,
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as a small point, the dunning kruger is not really about general intelligence, or lack thereof, but task competence
and how people incompetent at a particular task overestimate their ability to do it well. That's what the Dunning-kruger study was specifically looking at. There may be a relationship with intelligence but this was not assessed. So someone who bought photoshop but only learned how to crop his kids photos might rate themselves highly at it, because they don't understand its capabilities. But someone who does advanced things might not rate themselves the best as they know all its capabilities and can accurately assess areas where they're still lacking and tend to dismiss areas they think everyone can do easily. It doesn't mean the dad is stupid, just bad at photoshop.
There are studies that show the effect he's talking about, about an inverse relationship between subject knowledge, personal knowledge self-assessment, and certainty, but these aren't demonstrating the Dunning Kruger effect. It's one of those things that's commonly misapplied, especially in internet arguments, with unwitting irony
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 13:20,
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks
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horrid, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 14:36,
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hey, my photoshopping skills are the boss
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 22:00,
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Something is going down in Gloucester
NSFW
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 22:33,
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So THAT is where
all the good drugs have gone
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 22:59,
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I know which one he needs most.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 23:40,
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Chlorpromazine? Benzos?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 0:35,
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He can have the nut crackers, I’ll have the downers.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 1:01,
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your personality will suffice
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 13:41,
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Yours is why I need the downers.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 23:01,
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finally you're getting the help you need
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 0:30,
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o_O
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 23:55,
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Er, riiiight
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 0:37,
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Is it Dr. Foster? Did he step in a puddle?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 0:51,
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the confrontation with the bald bloke made me spit my coffee out all over my workstation lol
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raypugh, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 7:36,
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2 cylinder Mini prototype
Mini project that, unlike Binky, has a chance of being finished in our lifetime.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 16:55,
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Is this a new Fast Show sketch?
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Varmint, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 21:39,
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It's a Mini thing
Fortunately I have 4 cylinders re-bored to 1340 with a Specialist Components Super Sport 5 port Head and new SC throttle body kit and custom mapped ECU, Swifttune CAM to accommodate high lift rollers.
The results make me smile while I grip the steering wheel
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 21:45,
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ECU on a Mini?
or is it (cough) a BMW?
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 22:02,
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Not a BINI!
Minis went from Carbs to Injection early 90's so needed a basic ECU which was provided by the failing British Leyland and then Rover. They originally had a SPi which could be mapped but the MPi which is mine cannot so I needed a new ECU to get any performance benefits of Mods. The original ECU just won't allow it.
Replacement is not cheap but worth it.
www.specialist-components.co.uk/index.php/shop/classic-mini-performance-parts/classic-mini-injection-and-management/rover-mini-mpi-throttle-body-kit.html
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 22:18,
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ECU woes
Dodgy 80s injection isn't restricted to Leyland/Rover. I have a 944 with Bosch ECU. The 1980s vintage electronic injection systems suffer from being slightly too early to be designed to anything approaching a 'standard'. The flywheel speed and reference sensors are notoriously flaky and the injectors are prone to sticking if left unused for 5 minutes. The relay that the ECU instructs to turns off the fuel pump when the engine stops can be reluctant to turn it back on again when you re-start. The location chosen for mounting the ECU seems designed so that it sits in the puddle of water that inevitably collects from the leaky sunroof. I love the car, but not in love with the electronics.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 22:47,
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MPi
Wasn't that the abysmal Motorola one?
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jonbob loves you, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 3:28,
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Amazingly, Lucas (prince of darkness) made a pretty good FI system
www.motorsportmagazine.com/archive/article/december-2000/39/lucas-fuel-injection
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 8:09,
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But a mechanical injection system, not electronic.
As were they all until Bosch Motronic came along in 1979.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 9:11,
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Indeedydoodiediddley yes
I don't think electronic Fi was much cop till well into the 80s - every car I drove had a choke until pretty late on
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 9:25,
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So much of our species lifetime
has been spent staring at a Lucas-branded instrument panel in fear, horror, wonder and/or utter confusion.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 9:27,
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{:-)
Lucas, prince of darkness.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 14:09,
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He's like a 4 wheeled answer to Allen Millyard, except his workshop is better equipped.
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ianisme, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 19:20,
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Dentist robot
Dentist robot
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 16:38,
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FUCKING HELL
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 16:45,
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Well
I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 17:48,
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Great. Thanks.
I have to go to the dentist in a week, now all I will be able to think of is that.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 17:54,
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Not as bad as I imagined.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 18:03,
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Like your Mum
Standard reply is standard
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 21:50,
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so, how many negative psi's of suction can it generate?
asking for a friend
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 21:24,
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Awe shit
I was about to go to sleep
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Sherbs, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 23:27,
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It could be worse:
It could have been a robotic dentist that went mad.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 1:02,
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Here's a nice picture of the van as it used to be.
I read some unverified claim that the van that was set alight was an old van that had been left there intentionally, so that false-flag operatives could come along later and torch it. I figured I'd attempt to look for evidence for or against that claim, and came across this picture.
Dunno why I'm posting it, but here's that very same van (looks like it has the same number plate) in the very same spot 3 years ago. So that claim is clearly bollocks.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 15:24,
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RIS?
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 15:34,
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There's nothing funny here to get.
This is just some information so you can debunk any nobhead's claim that the police left an old van in Bristol so they could set fire to it and then blame the protesters for being violent.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 15:36,
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So, do you think that
a) any sane person needs this information;
b) any nutter who reckons it was a false flag attack is going to pay any attention to this information?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 15:49,
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Probably not.
And probably not.
But I did the investigation nonetheless.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 18:16,
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Fair enough, I suppose it's good that someone is.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 19:48,
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IDK what claim you are talking about
IDK who "robhead" is.
Maybe I'm missing something because they blocke me.
It's probably no big deal, I'm just mildly curious why you posted a photo of a nee-naa.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 16:01,
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Well that nee-naa just got torched in a big old riot.
So it's current affairs innit?
I'll admit it isn't very interesting though.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 18:21,
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Have you just imagined all this?
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 18:34,
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No I've seen it claimed a handful of times,
both on reddit threads, and youtube comments of videos of the burning van.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 18:40,
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Look at the reg.
That's an old van. Even older than a well used 3 years old government sponsored commercial vehicle.
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DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 17:19,
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It's been parked there so long the council painted the yellow line around it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 18:12,
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That just proves
that the government planned this riot more than 3 years ago!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 18:17,
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Not very mobile then is it
Bloody false advertising. Think they can get away with it? It's one rule for them etc. Someone should torch their van, teach them a lesson.
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Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 19:59,
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WX11EXG
is showing as currently taxed and insured, but no MOT.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 20:33,
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report it to the police!
I reported the binmen (waste collectors) to the council for fly tipping (they really did throw a bit of crap on the grass) to see what they'd do - the woman just tutted at me
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razzle, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 21:23,
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hmhb
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3IUXJbXbe0
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 1:30,
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To be fair
it'll probably fail it now
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 1:43,
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nice find
but people who believe in qanonish false flag conspiracies have a personal forcefield that factual information just bounces off without registering
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 1:02,
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MMM *drools*
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 12:36,
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I O B E Y
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 13:03,
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Whut?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 13:36,
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If you're on mobile it might not work.
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 13:40,
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Works on Android
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 13:48,
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Ah.
Firefox on a mac.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 20:06,
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...and a link to some fun examples:
play.ertdfgcvb.xyz/abc.html#source:examples
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 13:53,
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WEEEEEEEEEEE
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 16:12,
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Scientists grew tiny tear glands in a dish
then made them cry
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 2:02,
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Now we can test whether Tindersticks were right.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 6:44,
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Spliff at about 2.40
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 0:19,
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Que?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 11:19,
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I have no idea what's going on here.
Can anyone explain what all the various lanes are here? At different points in the video the car and bicycle lanes appear to change order. Are there actual parking spaces?
What the fuck is wrong with this road?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 15:32,
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lane to the right of the thin bollards
is meant to be a 2-way cycle lane.
Our friendly Monsieur le cycliste is annoyed at people parking on it.
He's probably wearing lycra, while he gets crotch shots of all the angry drivers
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 16:38,
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je me passionne pour le VTT.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 18:33,
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The Super Group that we never knew we needed.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 23 Mar 2021, 0:00,
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oh, him again
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 0:14,
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Is that David Tennant
at 6.38?
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Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 4:59,
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I believe so
He played Dennis Nilsen in a recent TV series, but why they used him and not Dennis is anyones guess
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Minkster, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 9:40,
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SLIGHTLY EASIER TO WANK TO
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 13:45,
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Cambridge study reveals working more than one day a week has no mental health benefits
Though I'm probably atypical in that I see doing any productive work at all as a personal failure
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:30,
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My eyesight is terrible. I had to read that three times before I realised it said "working".
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 23:33,
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i only wank once a week
listen to my song
only once a week
all week long
(c) 2021
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 4:04,
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aptly usernamed
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 13:58,
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It'll be the chafing.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 15:14,
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Have they studied
the mental health benefits of not needing to work at all?
I'm sure that if I could spend my life on holiday drinking cosmopolitans in a beach bar somewhere sunny, I wouldn't feel the need to go to an office one day a week for my mental health.
And I don't even like cosmopolitans.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 11:35,
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I volunteer to be part of this important research.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 11:52,
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Others' mental health would suffer if I worked in an office.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 13:56,
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Co-morbidity challenge
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 20:31,
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See, another slight on the AZ vaccine - no doughnut for anyone with that jab.
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Varmint, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 20:50,
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Krispy Kreme?
I think I'd rather have 'rona.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 9:02,
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If you have a drone and you live close to a volcano...
Cool! (Well, warm. But you know what I mean.)
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 20:28,
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great close up view
local news report has some nice angles as well
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 21:05,
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that's nice of you enzyme, helping them get enough youtube hits to pay for a new drone
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 21:05,
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The drone owner could easily raise funds
by recording himself farting and whispering in Icelandic - guaranteed to be acclaimed outside Iceland
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 23:32,
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Holy Spluffballs
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Sherbs, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 21:23,
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My Precioussssss!!!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:12,
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He just posted this too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UKtY3zp4sA
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:30,
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Ooooh: that's a bit magnificent!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 8:47,
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