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This is a link post Partner Needed For A Multi Million Business Venture 
mod: Go away spam. Come in Frank.
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This is a normal post 4 days too late

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This is a normal post Do you do crisp reviews?

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This is a normal post *throws NFTs at screen*

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This is a normal post Do you accept Dogecoin?

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This is a normal post *throws fake money at screen*

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Oh good. I need some fake money that look real to invest in another mango dryer.
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This is a link post Device Orchestra
presents...

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This is a normal post The sun always shines on electric toothbrushes, typewriters and credit card machines

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This is a link post Superfly - you like salami?*
*not an accurate translation
music, japan
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This is a link post Surprisingly effective


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This is a normal post I didn't witness it personally,
but judging by the state my pop up umbrella is in, I reckon this is what happened to it.
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This is a normal post made me spit my coffee out lol

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This is a link post How to fix a washing machine. NSFW

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This is a normal post Many times I've threatened a recalcitrant motorcycle.

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fact: this works with lifts/elevators and queues in supermarkets(make sure you mumble the words quietly tho), but not windows 10
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This is a normal post I gave a similar speech, considerably less cockney though, to my coffee machine not long ago.

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This is a normal post Just show it that video with the brick

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This is a normal post take it out of its natural environment and into yours
use it as a sawhorse to intimidate it
take it apart slowly till you find that 'easily serviceable' component
fix the problem
put it back together
watch it run, possibly slightly more noisily
feel that you have conquered in the eternal battle of man vs machine
shell out for a new one when you get fed up of the noise or it falls to bits three days later
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This is a normal post Tell it like it is.

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This is a link post Did he died?

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This is a normal post "the animal is OKAY"
The fuck it is.

I once inflated a 2 litre bottle to 120 psi, and that was scary. Shot it with an air rifle - the boom was very loud.
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2 litre bottle dog
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*guilty lol"
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a dog your mum
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This is a normal post I worked at a tyre and exhaust fitters a few times in my teens when my mates' dad (the owner) left my mate in charge to go on holiday.
All the ingredients for experimenting with some scarily dangerous water bottle rockets.
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This is a normal post A friend of mine worked in a tyrce centre two doors up from where I worked.
One day he fitted a tyre valve to the lid of a plastic Panda Pop bottle. It blew at well over 70psi and made an amazing bang.
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This is a normal post I chased a rolling 32 oz glass soda bottle
that escaped my stocking it on the shelf. It exploded when my open hand to grab it was one foot away. Lots of cute little holes: None in my face. I was 24? at the time and thought it was funny.
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This is a normal post I was told they are tested to 150psi
But I agree that they are pretty scary anywhere close to that. I once put some dry ice in one and waited for it to blow - it never happened - I ended up with a rock-hard bottle that I had to cover with a piece of plywood through which I hammered a nail while standing on it.
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This is a normal post by okay he means still edible

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This is a normal post Fastest seizure onset
Try turning it off and on again.
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This is a normal post Not funny
The poor dog was being trained to become an emotional support animal for someone with IBS
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This is a normal post My dog's got no nose...

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This is a normal post Youre looking at the wrong end

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This is a normal post So that's why it struggled with a Bonio.

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This is a normal post THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN THE GOATS!

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This is a link post Gang of men pounding on a big ring
There has to be an easier way

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This is a normal post How hot was the machine that made the machines that make the machines
made at to not melt?
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Probably at least 30 degrees.
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This is a normal post Ask the Primitive Technology guy.

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This is a normal post What are they forging?
Aircraft rivets?
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This is a normal post Somethng heavy.

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This is a normal post Based on the second half of the vid,
I'd guess that they're forging their Health and Safety at Work certification.
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This is a normal post new friends along the way

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This is a normal post The one ring.

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This is a normal post Looks like a large gear blank
Probably for a really big turbine or suttin.
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This is a normal post Crankshaft possibly

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This is a normal post Turbine rotor for a power station maybe?

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This is a link post Fresh Melt Banana
Whole EP for your pogoing pleasure.

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This is a normal post Will defo listen later.
(Currently in the garden listening to various Peel Sessions that won't annoy the neighbours too much, even though they're a bunch of noisy, ignorant cunts and don't deserve such consideration.)
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This is a link post Happy Egg Day I made this!
Here's how to make Frasier from eggs

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Frasier was from “Cheers”, not “Eggs”
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This is a normal post He guest appeared in Eggs
Or was it Wings? Same deal
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This is a link post Quarantine lockdown binge result


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This is a link post I was going to try one of them scam click bait titles.... I made this!
Like "Man blows up Sherman tank with lasers", then i thought nope...B3ta would rip me a new bottom hole

So anyway, man blows up Sherman tank with lasers.
Zero After Effects used.
Theres a load of guff at the start with spray painting...skip to the end for the lasers.
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This is a normal post At 42:28
- 42 minutes of spray painting a model boat in almost real-time. You did warn us there was "a load of guff", I suppose.
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This is a normal post I expected much more of a reaming to be honest...
I've seen B3tans get worse for lesser crimes. Imagine if I'd done it in portrait! :)
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This is a normal post Phrases like "on the bottom"
and "at the back end" are enough to get you a sound thrashing.
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This is a normal post this is why we love B3ta no?

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This is a normal post Ah - you mean *right* at the end!
Quite impressive - are you going to try that when the boat is on the water?
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This is a normal post thats the idea, in the previous vid to this.. i mentioned about either putting the lasers in
the torpedoes or mounting on a pan/tilt RC gimble at the bow. Its growing into a big project. It will be very Gerry Anderson. Got the basics of a story line together as you can see from the intro (and a bit more info in the previous vid too). Ive written to Jeff Wayne too to see if i can get permission to use some his music in the vids and any advice. War of the worlds (HG Wells) is now public domain i think so should have no worries there, with or without Mr Waynes permission. But I would rather use bits of his score as its epic.
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This is a normal post Yes but no but yes but no but
The HG Wells book may be public domain but the music for the version that Jeff Wayne has done is still his copyright until 70 years after his death. So you will need his permission.
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This is a normal post Hope you've got some laser safety goggles,
as a laser of that power will easily give you permanent eye damage from a stray reflection.
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This is a link post What would you not want on your t-shirt..
...in a cop mugshot when you're wanted for running off with a young lady
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This is a normal post He's 38?
Good lord.
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This is a normal post He looks ok for 68. Good for 78. Fresh for 88, you suckaz.
But I'm older than him and even my scrotum isn't as wrinkled as his face.
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This is a normal post Life was simpler when they all just wore dog collars.

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This is a normal post Or scout uniforms.

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This is a normal post See, now I just thought of a collar for a dog
- being worn for some sort of kink.
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Lucky sod.
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This is a normal post Oh Noes!!

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This is a normal post Hurrah for vpn's

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEjXEcNeekk
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This is a normal post I had the exact same reaction
is this how crimes is caught?
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This is a link post 8TH ANNUAL ON CINEMA OSCAR SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Hey guys.
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This is a normal post #gregghead4lyfe

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This is a normal post No mention of him until you get into the kind of serious looking parts of the website that genuinely wants your money..
Maybe the pastor urges forgiveness, or perhaps the Delgados intervene and reinstate Gregg...

I'm appalled that Adult Swim have dropped this too. Seems like they're winding down the whole operation. :/
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This is a link post Happy Easter ya filthy animals


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This is a normal post {:-D

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This is a normal post South American dance music is the only hope for dance music
Instead of DOOFDOOFDOOFDOOFDOOF
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This is a normal post Lots of South American dance music goes doufdoufdouf.
I think dance music is doing just fine, it's gone doufdoufdouf since before I was born and it seems healthier and more popular than I am.
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This is a normal post But lots doesn't like this and Cumbia
I am so fucking suck of DOUFDOUFDOUF and UHNTZUHNTZUHNTZ

Do people still think they are making music when the go... oh. what drum shall I put on? OH WAIT, GREAT IDEA

UHNTZUHNTZUHNTZ

Don't like it? Well I got a Mac and I just don't care!
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This is a normal post baile is huge in brazil, whenever you see huge dance gathering of young people for rave like parties,, it's almost alway baile (pronounced ba-ley) funk
but surprisingly, more traditional dances still have huge numbers. Forro is massive around the country, Axé in the north (there's fair few forro clubs in the uk, set up by ex-pat brazilians). There's samba clubs often tied to the football clubs that blast out music all year long. I lived half a mile from one and you could hear it on the weekend still quite loud. Techno and its variants is limited to just a few clubs in the big cities, it's not mainstream or popular with ordinary brazilians. In the south you have this brazilian version of american AOR country and western music that's just the fucking worst. Slick production like garth brooks and tv channels devoted to it.
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This is a normal post ^Expert on Brazillian culture.

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This is a normal post I lived there and speak portugues, had friends that organised sampa club nights, tour managed bands (until covid fucked her job), sold gear for fender and roland around south america,
and my second flat in london was this mental squat in hackney with 10 rooms and 8 brazilian DJs well before I went there. so it's an opinion based on knowledge
if you did the same, and waited until it was subject you actually knew something about you wouldn't say half the stupid shit that you do. newspaper journalists write their own headlines. all rotating bodies follow the right hand rule.
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This is a normal post Sounds like a pretty great life.
And this is both fantastic music and excellent dance. I'm rather intrigued. Any further recommendations other than this channel?
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This is a normal post a lot of baile funk isn't cup of tea
(^my) this track was really big, all the kids were dancing to it. my pony pocoto
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATVH8_GKA60
if you're into more chill mpb music, marisa monte is a great place to start: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYC6PkX2SA0 she does her own stuff, collaborates with tribalistas, as well as a lot of brazilian songwriters like Arnaldo Antunes and jorge ben jor
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This is a normal post lol

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This is a normal post Dead good that.

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This is a normal post I'll have what he's having

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This is a link post CaC


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This is a normal post It was playing!

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This is a normal post What? Chickens are cunts.

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This is a normal post ^^^^This is why we have lawyers.

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This is a normal post Come into the study, son
when a boy cat and a lady hen are very much in love. Or even a boy cat and a boy hen. Or a girl cat. Anyway,
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This is a normal post Or a boy cat that identifies as a chicken.

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This is a normal post It's all about cocks and pussies,
and sometimes asses.
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This is a link post The stuff this guy watches...


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This is a normal post arousingly disturbing or disturbingly arousing

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This is a normal post It's the bingo wings isn't it

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This is a normal post Those ain't wings
- her arms have got their own buttocks.
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This is a normal post I liked raymond watts better as a solo act tbh

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This is a link post Smooth those balls


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This is a normal post Chernoballs?

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This is a normal post An opportunity for b3ta to make a grand statement!
A couple of these and an old milk tanker, call it 'The Dangle Of The North'.
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This is a normal post And 3 pipes per?

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This is a normal post Of course.

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This is a normal post A whippet!?

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that's what I thought!!

like northern stereotype are really positive.

I've never actually seen a whippet in real life anywhere - unless I've thought all of them are greyhounds, even then I've not seen many.
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This is a normal post Probably were wippets then
Greyhounds are expensive and much bigger than you'd think.
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This is a normal post it's a crass stereotype
it should have been a ferret poking out of someone's trousers
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This is a normal post Wearing a flat cap

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This is a normal post Trufax Gestapo:
Like just about everything worthwhile, the idea of putting a famously bitey animal into close proximity with one's clockweights and bellend is, in fact, Scottish. It was devised in the early 80s by Sylvester McCoy, who is, of course, Scottish. And a massive fucking danger to children and animals.

You will now be shot in the back of the neck.
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This is a normal post I dispute that, though anything involving Ken Campbell’s Roadshow is distinctly possible
The wiki article does have this choice quote though..

The sport is said to involve very little "native skill",[7] simply an ability to "have your tool bitten and not care".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret-legging
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This is a normal post I think Slyv is possibly a liitle old for hammering nails into his face with ferretts down his trousers.
He's been trying to get Big Finish to let him record a silent audio drama for years.
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This is a normal post Norfolk to join (hopefully)!
:-)
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This is a normal post It's grim up North London...
Founder: Philip Proudfoot. Lives: In Brighton.
For: tolerance and inclusivity (as long as you were born in a specific geographical region)
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This is a link post My wife's idea of a "quick study"
- just trying something out, she says. FFS.
It makes me sick how skilled she is.

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Reminds me of someone. Nice.
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This is a normal post Oona Chaplin, maybe?
She has a bit of a girly crush on Oona. Can't say I blame her.
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This is a normal post Just wait 'til she turns up with a dress in your size.

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me neither.
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This is a normal post Nice work.
Inspired to post one of mine now, too
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This is a normal post Really like the guitar
The woman in that picture looks a bit like me.
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very nice
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This is a normal post That’s disgustingly good.

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This is a normal post I know, it's an embarrassment

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