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Do you do crisp reviews?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 8:50,
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Oh good. I need some fake money that look real to invest in another mango dryer.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 10:12,
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Device Orchestra
presents...
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 2:43,
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The sun always shines on electric toothbrushes, typewriters and credit card machines
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 13:22,
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Superfly - you like salami?*
*not an accurate translation
music, japan
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I didn't witness it personally,
but judging by the state my pop up umbrella is in, I reckon this is what happened to it.
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made me spit my coffee out lol
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 5 Apr 2021, 20:46,
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Many times I've threatened a recalcitrant motorcycle.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 21:14,
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fact: this works with lifts/elevators and queues in supermarkets(make sure you mumble the words quietly tho), but not windows 10
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I gave a similar speech, considerably less cockney though, to my coffee machine not long ago.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 22:37,
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Just show it that video with the brick
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 23:19,
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take it out of its natural environment and into yours
use it as a sawhorse to intimidate it
take it apart slowly till you find that 'easily serviceable' component
fix the problem
put it back together
watch it run, possibly slightly more noisily
feel that you have conquered in the eternal battle of man vs machine
shell out for a new one when you get fed up of the noise or it falls to bits three days later
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"the animal is OKAY"
The fuck it is.
I once inflated a 2 litre bottle to 120 psi, and that was scary. Shot it with an air rifle - the boom was very loud.
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Varmint, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 18:24,
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I worked at a tyre and exhaust fitters a few times in my teens when my mates' dad (the owner) left my mate in charge to go on holiday.
All the ingredients for experimenting with some scarily dangerous water bottle rockets.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 19:22,
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A friend of mine worked in a tyrce centre two doors up from where I worked.
One day he fitted a tyre valve to the lid of a plastic Panda Pop bottle. It blew at well over 70psi and made an amazing bang.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 3:48,
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I chased a rolling 32 oz glass soda bottle
that escaped my stocking it on the shelf. It exploded when my open hand to grab it was one foot away. Lots of cute little holes: None in my face. I was 24? at the time and thought it was funny.
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 19:27,
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I was told they are tested to 150psi
But I agree that they are pretty scary anywhere close to that. I once put some dry ice in one and waited for it to blow - it never happened - I ended up with a rock-hard bottle that I had to cover with a piece of plywood through which I hammered a nail while standing on it.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 8:25,
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by okay he means still edible
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 15:59,
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Fastest seizure onset
Try turning it off and on again.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 20:13,
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Not funny
The poor dog was being trained to become an emotional support animal for someone with IBS
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 20:21,
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My dog's got no nose...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 20:28,
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So that's why it struggled with a Bonio.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 1:32,
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THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN THE GOATS!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 21:15,
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Gang of men pounding on a big ring
There has to be an easier way
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 11:30,
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How hot was the machine that made the machines that make the machines
made at to not melt?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 11:46,
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Probably at least 30 degrees.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 12:52,
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What are they forging?
Aircraft rivets?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 14:00,
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Based on the second half of the vid,
I'd guess that they're forging their Health and Safety at Work certification.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 16:04,
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Looks like a large gear blank
Probably for a really big turbine or suttin.
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Turbine rotor for a power station maybe?
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 15:12,
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Will defo listen later.
(Currently in the garden listening to various Peel Sessions that won't annoy the neighbours too much, even though they're a bunch of noisy, ignorant cunts and don't deserve such consideration.)
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 16:28,
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Frasier was from “Cheers”, not “Eggs”
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 19:38,
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I was going to try one of them scam click bait titles....
I made this!
Like "Man blows up Sherman tank with lasers", then i thought nope...B3ta would rip me a new bottom hole
So anyway, man blows up Sherman tank with lasers.
Zero After Effects used.
Theres a load of guff at the start with spray painting...skip to the end for the lasers.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 3 Apr 2021, 21:50,
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At 42:28
- 42 minutes of spray painting a model boat in almost real-time. You did warn us there was "a load of guff", I suppose.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 7:49,
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I expected much more of a reaming to be honest...
I've seen B3tans get worse for lesser crimes. Imagine if I'd done it in portrait! :)
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Apr 2021, 8:45,
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Phrases like "on the bottom"
and "at the back end" are enough to get you a sound thrashing.
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this is why we love B3ta no?
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Apr 2021, 21:47,
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Ah - you mean *right* at the end!
Quite impressive - are you going to try that when the boat is on the water?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 9:01,
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thats the idea, in the previous vid to this.. i mentioned about either putting the lasers in
the torpedoes or mounting on a pan/tilt RC gimble at the bow. Its growing into a big project. It will be very Gerry Anderson. Got the basics of a story line together as you can see from the intro (and a bit more info in the previous vid too). Ive written to Jeff Wayne too to see if i can get permission to use some his music in the vids and any advice. War of the worlds (HG Wells) is now public domain i think so should have no worries there, with or without Mr Waynes permission. But I would rather use bits of his score as its epic.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Apr 2021, 9:22,
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Yes but no but yes but no but
The HG Wells book may be public domain but the music for the version that Jeff Wayne has done is still his copyright until 70 years after his death. So you will need his permission.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 18:56,
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Hope you've got some laser safety goggles,
as a laser of that power will easily give you permanent eye damage from a stray reflection.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 17:14,
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What would you not want on your t-shirt..
...in a cop mugshot when you're wanted for running off with a young lady
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He looks ok for 68. Good for 78. Fresh for 88, you suckaz.
But I'm older than him and even my scrotum isn't as wrinkled as his face.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 19:17,
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Life was simpler when they all just wore dog collars.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 16:11,
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See, now I just thought of a collar for a dog
- being worn for some sort of kink.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 9:15,
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Oh Noes!!
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 0:10,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEjXEcNeekk
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 17:03,
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I had the exact same reaction
is this how crimes is caught?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 9:18,
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8TH ANNUAL ON CINEMA OSCAR SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Hey guys.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 14:54,
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No mention of him until you get into the kind of serious looking parts of the website that genuinely wants your money..
Maybe the pastor urges forgiveness, or perhaps the Delgados intervene and reinstate Gregg...
I'm appalled that Adult Swim have dropped this too. Seems like they're winding down the whole operation. :/
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 17:15,
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Happy Easter ya filthy animals
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 0:29,
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Heavy Baile - "Ciranda". not so much for the music (and baile funk is an acquired taste - I can't stand it) . most brasilians don't live in favelas (slums), just in poor run down areas like this, that aren't often shown
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 0:10,
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South American dance music is the only hope for dance music
Instead of DOOFDOOFDOOFDOOFDOOF
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 0:50,
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Lots of South American dance music goes doufdoufdouf.
I think dance music is doing just fine, it's gone doufdoufdouf since before I was born and it seems healthier and more popular than I am.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 13:55,
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But lots doesn't like this and Cumbia
I am so fucking suck of DOUFDOUFDOUF and UHNTZUHNTZUHNTZ
Do people still think they are making music when the go... oh. what drum shall I put on? OH WAIT, GREAT IDEA
UHNTZUHNTZUHNTZ
Don't like it? Well I got a Mac and I just don't care!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 9:08,
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baile is huge in brazil, whenever you see huge dance gathering of young people for rave like parties,, it's almost alway baile (pronounced ba-ley) funk
but surprisingly, more traditional dances still have huge numbers. Forro is massive around the country, Axé in the north (there's fair few forro clubs in the uk, set up by ex-pat brazilians). There's samba clubs often tied to the football clubs that blast out music all year long. I lived half a mile from one and you could hear it on the weekend still quite loud. Techno and its variants is limited to just a few clubs in the big cities, it's not mainstream or popular with ordinary brazilians. In the south you have this brazilian version of american AOR country and western music that's just the fucking worst. Slick production like garth brooks and tv channels devoted to it.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 23:33,
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^Expert on Brazillian culture.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 15:00,
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I lived there and speak portugues, had friends that organised sampa club nights, tour managed bands (until covid fucked her job), sold gear for fender and roland around south america,
and my second flat in london was this mental squat in hackney with 10 rooms and 8 brazilian DJs well before I went there. so it's an opinion based on knowledge
if you did the same, and waited until it was subject you actually knew something about you wouldn't say half the stupid shit that you do. newspaper journalists write their own headlines. all rotating bodies follow the right hand rule.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 17:19,
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Sounds like a pretty great life.
And this is both fantastic music and excellent dance. I'm rather intrigued. Any further recommendations other than this channel?
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a lot of baile funk isn't cup of tea
(^my) this track was really big, all the kids were dancing to it. my pony pocoto
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATVH8_GKA60
if you're into more chill mpb music, marisa monte is a great place to start: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYC6PkX2SA0 she does her own stuff, collaborates with tribalistas, as well as a lot of brazilian songwriters like Arnaldo Antunes and jorge ben jor
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 1:25,
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^^^^This is why we have lawyers.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 3:22,
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Come into the study, son
when a boy cat and a lady hen are very much in love. Or even a boy cat and a boy hen. Or a girl cat. Anyway,
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 0:31,
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Or a boy cat that identifies as a chicken.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 3:20,
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It's all about cocks and pussies,
and sometimes asses.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 13:27,
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The stuff this guy watches...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 22:00,
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arousingly disturbing or disturbingly arousing
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 0:54,
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It's the bingo wings isn't it
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 3:23,
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Those ain't wings
- her arms have got their own buttocks.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 13:37,
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An opportunity for b3ta to make a grand statement!
A couple of these and an old milk tanker, call it 'The Dangle Of The North'.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 21:51,
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that's what I thought!!
like northern stereotype are really positive.
I've never actually seen a whippet in real life anywhere - unless I've thought all of them are greyhounds, even then I've not seen many.
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Probably were wippets then
Greyhounds are expensive and much bigger than you'd think.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 8:27,
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it's a crass stereotype
it should have been a ferret poking out of someone's trousers
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 23:59,
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Trufax Gestapo:
Like just about everything worthwhile, the idea of putting a famously bitey animal into close proximity with one's clockweights and bellend is, in fact, Scottish. It was devised in the early 80s by Sylvester McCoy, who is, of course, Scottish. And a massive fucking danger to children and animals.
You will now be shot in the back of the neck.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 3 Apr 2021, 7:50,
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I dispute that, though anything involving Ken Campbell’s Roadshow is distinctly possible
The wiki article does have this choice quote though..
The sport is said to involve very little "native skill",[7] simply an ability to "have your tool bitten and not care".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret-legging
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 12:24,
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I think Slyv is possibly a liitle old for hammering nails into his face with ferretts down his trousers.
He's been trying to get Big Finish to let him record a silent audio drama for years.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 14:03,
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It's grim up North London...
Founder: Philip Proudfoot. Lives: In Brighton.
For: tolerance and inclusivity (as long as you were born in a specific geographical region)
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 9:53,
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My wife's idea of a "quick study"
- just trying something out, she says. FFS.
It makes me sick how skilled she is.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 17:18,
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Oona Chaplin, maybe?
She has a bit of a girly crush on Oona. Can't say I blame her.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 19:15,
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Just wait 'til she turns up with a dress in your size.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 20:41,
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Really like the guitar
The woman in that picture looks a bit like me.
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