The great sausage war of 2021
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 16:42,
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One of my favourite porn flicks, that.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 9 Jun 2021, 18:11,
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"Daddy what did you do during the great sausage war of 2021?"
Well son I was mainly storing sausages up my bum to avoid the oncoming sausage famine. Plus I liked the sensation.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 21:18,
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however there are member states in particular the French who are more interested in being firm with the U.K. than being fair to the people of Northern Ireland
So... It's the French causing all this then - they don't even have decent sausages
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 17:13,
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As if France has singular goals and agendas.
Careful buying into the 'the French' arguments. French politics is a very broad church, with a wide range of opinions to cherry pick from.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 17:43,
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I had one that was supposed to be the speciality of Lyon, the sabodet
it had chunks of pig cheek skin in it, replete with whiskers. Cant say it was in my top 10
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 0:37,
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Ah, look at ze forrin, talks zo funny.
Try selling him ze dog treats as a delicacy...
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i did have my suspicions
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 23:26,
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That sentence would make more sense
If Northern Ireland wasn’t part of the UK.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 20:55,
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Neil Gaiman's The Sandman is on its way to Netflix
Hoping it doesn't turn out to be a bit rubbish.
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I thought they did well, got the characterisation and pacing down, and sat well with the teleplay, plus it's all just bloody bonkers which is an appropriate tone.
Good Omens was terrific too and cast superbly.
I'd say it bodes well, and a graphic novel serial must be a bit more straightforward to adapt than a novel, surely? Like, the storyboarding is all done for you..
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Good omens was very entertaining
it looked like the cast had a lot of fun making it and it was very faithful to the book. If they'd not stuck so rigidly to the dialogue in the book it *could* have been better (what works well on the page of a book is less effective on the screen) but given Pratchett's death I think they made the right call. A very good tribute to the man.
American Gods is fucking mental and as much as I admire it, I can't really be bothered with it. It's just too bloody much - everyone chewing the sets every second of every scene. I may go back to it if things get too boring around here.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 13:22,
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Re: Good Omens TV series
I liked it, a lot, but didn't love it...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 21:32,
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Sorry to have to be the one to break it to you
but it's definitely going to be shit.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 13:53,
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I'm glad to see they're just doing the first two books this series.
I'd assumed they were going to try and shoehorn the whole thing into one big CGI mess.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 23:50,
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...which bodes well.
whether a netflix show is great or not isn't entirely down to netflix. we wouldn't assume the same of every bbc production either.
i've certainly disliked a handful of netflix-produced shows, but of those that interest me, i've really enjoyed many more.
i'm keeping my fingers crossed they do gaiman's material a service.
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I guess it could stretch out to quite a few seasons given how much of it there was.
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Yeah, the sheer scope of the comic
is one of the best things about it (and also why it seemed unfilmable).
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 11:39,
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I love DC's depictions of hell and the afterlife; The Demon, Reign In Hell, Shadowpact, occasionally Sandman (and even Lobo)
and there's absolutely no way Netflix or anyone else could convert that good stuff to the screen without turning it to shit. Even the DCAU panel-for-panel reconstructions of the comics are shite compared to the source material.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 13:36,
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The casting annoys loads of people who probably haven't even read the comics that much
so that's already a thumbs-up from me.
It should be a Twitter rule : Never tell a best-selling author that they're wrong about their own work.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 9:55,
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Absolutely superb
Brings back memories of the one time I tried stop motion and was totally fucking cheating within about half an hour.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 9 Jun 2021, 11:55,
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makes me wish i'd kept all the fluff i've pulled out of my bellybutton over the years
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Who knew lemons are so high in fibre
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 13:32,
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He-Man: the musical
I would have watched Friends more if it was like this.
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This should have won Eurovision.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 13:57,
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being candleday, I get to show people my organ
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 1:36,
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Super mega-candleday to you!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 12:45,
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Ace Ventura sliding door simulator
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 19:24,
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I must admit that amused me more than I
thought it would.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 21:49,
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Half an hour well spent, thanks
*click*
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 9 Jun 2021, 18:13,
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Tits Out!
I made this!
Lots of feeding, a freeze frame of the foecal sac being removed (to keep the nest clean), a lot of nervous peeking and then...
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 8 Jun 2021, 16:27,
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Buttlympics: Explosive Diarrhea Pole Vaulting
I'm sure this'll find some fans here.
Buttlympics: Explosive Diarrhea Pole Vaulting is a hilariously crude pole-vaulting game where butts with explosive diarrhea attempt to jump as high as possible.
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I made a pop music soundtrack for a silent film: Sherlock Jr. Goes Pop
I made this!
Silent films used to be accompanied by a small orchestra playing music, with each film having a specific score. Here I've tried to meet that requirement with a suitable pop music soundtrack.
I've been making pop music soundtracks for all sorts of films during lockdown. Die Hard got a Christmas soundtrack, War Games got an 80s soundtrack, Logan's Run got a 50s/60s soundtrack, and right now I'm working an anti-war soundtrack for 1964's Fail Safe. Here are some clips on Twitter if it's the first you've heard of any of it: twitter.com/bloggerheads/status/1390299122691756035
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 15:50,
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Raccoon chases soldiers out of armoured vehicle
in Colorado
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 9:54,
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At first I thought "...but it's cute", then this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=44OBqP3POKc
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 14:14,
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Yeah, and that one tested positive for rabies
eu.northjersey.com/story/news/bergen/maywood/2019/09/24/rabid-raccoon-attacked-people-maywood-nj-euthanized/2432588001/
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 17:39,
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That would account for it.
Wonder how many anti-vaxxers refuse it?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 20:58,
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Possibly the worst host of that show I've ever seen.
Worse than Max Bygraves.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 14:46,
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Might get around to seeing this.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 1:30,
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I highly recommend it
the project was crowdfunded and I'm pleased to say I chipped in a couple of quid to get it made. Lovely little film. She was quite the character.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 8:14,
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I didn't know anything.
I'm an old punk and for some reason XRay Spex slipped past me. I've been really enjoying finding out about, and listening to, her work and life.
I'll be watching this
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You're not a punk: you're a crusty
I'm not a punk and even I've heard of X-Ray Spex. Germfree Adolescents was a top album.
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Home Office
and particularly Priti Patel, are complete cunts.
Worst thing is I nearly deleted this comment out of fear of it effecting my wife's citizenship application, but as it's my comment and not her's and the application is in perfect order I'll happily take the cunts on any day (though to be fair this is based on a deep knowledge of how to cause government departments trouble they want to avoid, and an excellent list of connections to assist in this process)
The rest of you though, are probably fucked.
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Don’t think you’ll get much argument against that opinion around here.
Round my way you often see Immigration Enforcement vans on the road. They’re inevitably driven by absolute bullies.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 12:11,
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Immigration Enforcement?
Are these the cunts pushing English pensioners to move to France and Spain?
Sending them over here, eating our cheese and upsetting the real estate?
Bastards.
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Not that simple
He's a bit mental.
He claimed to have invented free energy, then wanted to take his amazing, world-changing invention to India because he was annoyed about the paperwork regarding his mail-order bride, ie dodging tax means you don't have payslips.
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Very pleased to see he’s still alive.
I was feeling a little bit guilty that maybe he had done himself a mischief and that my views of his videos had in a small way contributed by encouraging him.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 12:14,
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You'd think
that someone who makes videos would know better than to wear a high contrast, small patterned shirt on video.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 12:25,
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I guess most people are watching the content, rather than his sartorial inelegance.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 13:57,
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I always thought he was a character being performed
and a rubbish character being badly performed at that.
To learn that he's real, and that it's not an act, and that he actually married someone (even if he did choose them from a catalogue), is all quite troubling.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 14:33,
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Very educational, fun extreme videos demonstrating the effects of electricity.
He comes across to me as brash and laddish, so what; he's clearly an intelligent and hardworking engineer who is very committed to his wife.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 15:27,
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"even if he did choose them from a catalogue"
Nice bigotry.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 16:54,
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You're not one of these snowflakes Photonicinduction moans about are you?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 17:44,
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As somebody who doesn't know what this this is about, may I say
'What the fuck is this shit?'
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A really creepy youtube personality* vanished for a couple of years, then came back.
*I use the word in the broadest possible sense.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 14:09,
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Ejaculating at ten minute intervals
...or maybe that was the name of the volcano
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CockGripShaftingSleeve, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 19:14,
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Geos are shitting themselves. At ten minute intervals.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 19:17,
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It's good you remember my original prediction back when it was a tiny vent, and how accurate it's been proving
"that this was unique, that it stood out in comparison to other recent eruptions. It resembles the big shield volcanoes”
grapevine.is/mag/feature/2021/06/04/the-message-in-the-magma-the-geldingadalir-eruption-site-is-growing-what-have-we-learned/
I'm certain it's this admiration for me that you repeatedly reference it, and not because you're toxic little dweeb jealous at your betters
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 23:33,
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Jealous at? Jealous of.
Certainly not jealous of your linguistic abilities.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 23:49,
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It's good that you're not disputing "toxic little dweeb". on this we're all agreed
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 4:02,
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Nah, just correcting the feeble grammatical error you made immediately before asserting your delusional superiority.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 11:21,
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I read the whole thing and I didn't see any hint that anyone was shitting themselves over it. Quite a lot of excitement, but no fear.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 23:51,
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The oracle of b3ta has foreseen the apocalypse and he will not be gainsaid, show due deference and gratitude to the sage.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 23:56,
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just a qualified geologist talking about geological research
sorry if it's a bit beyond you, but there's only so much I can dumb it down
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 0:47,
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Alright mate, no need to shit yourself.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 11:18,
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oh, the wit
and the tiresome Prufock cycle is almost complete.
1) attempts to troll me compelled by hatred
2) retreats to grammatical pedantry in attempt to save face. What was it last week? I left a full stop off my comment. That was a great save...
3) trolling somehow becomes even more nakedly humourless, a feat in itself, and insulting, often regurgitated trolling catchphrases I haven't seen since the 90s
which only leaves us with your last ditch stand
4) calling me mad or insane
and so it goes...
and there you have it. never any argument over ideas, like whether my predictions about the icelandic volcano had merit, you're not really capable of that. even your brief attempt to defend the spectator made me feel like I was arguing with some distressed inarticulate teen rather than an adult.It's just a tedious cycle you'll try again next week, but I guess any attention is good attention, when you have so little else going by way of personality or substance
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 14:23,
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When you two shag it's going to be EXPLOSIVE!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 16:33,
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boomkaki
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 3:09,
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Says the guy who went mental about an article he didn’t read about a show he didn’t watch.
You can say that’s sane if you like, but it ain’t.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 0:22,
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just because you're unable to follow an argument, it doesn't imply the other person is mental, though I'm sure it's comforting to believe so
if the spectator run a poor review of coogan, and I point out that it's in line with the attack pieces they've been running on coogan since he gave evidence at leveson, and indicative of the falling standards of their writing (and I provided a few links to illustrate my point), then that's relevant. It's just your mind being unable to switch gears, prufock, possibly hampered by how personally invested in the spectator you are. you thought people would just pile in like the spectator readers' comments, but found yourself in an argument about the mag itself and were unable to articulate anything other than "please don't talk about this" and call me mental. it's about as satisfying as our other exchanges, but like above, still you persist.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 2:15,
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You didn’t read the article or watch the show, so how, exactly and precisely, were you following the argument?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 8:01,
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this was a recent article
and "shitting themselves" are prufocks words, not my own. my original post referenced early research and how geologists were worried that it could develop into a major and continual hazard. if you recall how recent eruptions have disrupted european aviation, the possibility of it developing into a regularly erupting shield volcano that sends ash clouds 8 km up into the troposphere seemed like a reasonable concern. So far it seems to be following that development path, as the above article confirms, but there's still a lot of unknowns.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 0:44,
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"the possibility of it developing into a regularly erupting shield volcano that sends ash clouds 8 km up into the troposphere"
That would seem scary, if that's what shield volcanoes do. They don't. You're thinking of cinder cone volcanoes.
Shield volcanoes just sit there like fat lumps oozing their contents out onto the surface (insert "your mum" joke here). They're about the most benign volcanoes you'll ever see. Mauna Kea is a classic shield volcano, and hasn't released an eruption column in forever. The worst that does is force the occasional road to be rebuilt somewhere else.
Source: My geology degree.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 16:52,
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as the article states, the petrographic compositional profile is changing
as unlike the mixed partial melting of the majority of other icelandic volcanoes, this one seem to be sourced from down at the mantle boundary, possibly as an old pathway that hadn't been used for 14,000 year was reopened by a recent earthquake. So when you have varying mg mafic minerals, as stated, you have varying viscosities, and hence varying sorts of eruptions. The one characteristic of these deep sourced volcanoes is that they tend to be long lasting and bring up lots of rock, some erupting for thousands of years, so in this context I think they were talking about shield volcanoes in terms of prominence, as they are some of the largest volcanoes on earth. shield is more of a morphological descriptor, some are quite pyroclastic, or have suffered cone collapse. And even volcanoes like mauna kea and loa are in what's called their post shield phase, they had substantial large pyroclastic eruptions in their earlier phases, with large ash deposits like the pahala ash layers showing they blew their tops as good as the next volcano
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 0:09,
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If they're so regular why can't they time their toilet breaks?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 10:23,
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That's really bloody impressive. Are we allowed to fly to Iceland yet?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 21:24,
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really liking this
there's a few live feeds - this is good www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOEuf_4z_sM
has some sound. there's another live feed that show people going up to the cooled lava
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Now if we could just find a virgin.
Fuck, I'm supposed to be working, but I'm stoned, and sitting here staring at a volcano webcam.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 22:50,
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Around here? What are the chances?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 17:36,
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Tie Died: Grateful Dead Parking Lot Scene Documentary
knew a bloke who followed the tour for a while playing at being a deadhead. he was a masseuse and gave out free massages. given that he said it was only to pretty women I imagine it was just him being a sleazoid rather than motivated by some hippy shit
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 16:15,
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He was a masseur, she was a masseuse.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 16:56,
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I can only think of one song to sing along to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioh5qUj7fM
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 17:09,
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typical cis gender identity shaming
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 23:36,
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Without watching - the quiet one.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 14:28,
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Is it Peter Adamson?
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 17:12,
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Sadly, being a non swimmer, i spotted him very quickly. Quite worrying viewing. Fair play to the lifeguards though. Very quick response
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What the one desperately grabbing at a flotation device?
Pushing people aside in a panic, right in front of the camera?
Yeah
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 5:49,
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The Greatest Chef Sorts Out Your Rissoles
He also mentions an Aussie classic film The Castle. Worth a watch if you can find it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki-Aw9PZFIQ
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