Fixing Logan Paul
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What he should have said. As said by a sweary Australian.
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I don't think that knowing what Logan Paul did or didn't say will impact my life in any meaningful way.
For that reason, I'm out.
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^this
My only prior knowledge about him is from his ill-judged foray into the Japanese forest. He didn’t give me a good impression.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 6 Jan 2023, 14:49,
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I hear he's actually rather good at pro wrestling, perhaps he should stick to that.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Jan 2023, 16:46,
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So it's not the guy from Succession?
Can't teach an old dog new tricks.
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Results just in
Comedy Widlife Photography 2021 Competition Winners :: Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards - Conservation through Competition
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 6 Jan 2023, 1:37,
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In Talk To The Fin! these are not "two gentoo penguins". The one on the left is Magellanic - a species which brays like a loud ass xeno-canto.org/species/Spheniscus-magellanicus No wonder the gentoo had enough of this
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 6 Jan 2023, 5:26,
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Penguins named by Napoleon's nephew an enthusiastic ornthologist
Can just imagine Napoleon and his officials/marshals planning military and state matters while the nephew keeps interrupting, shouting with excitement and pointing out the window at a slightly different sort of sparrow.
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An amazing piece of jewellry
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Something you'd want if you wanted open yourself up to love and show it to everyone.
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NSFW might be overstating things
I mean, perhaps if it was a snap of one worn on the finger in the classic pose
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Jan 2023, 13:42,
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A bit of a stretch?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 5 Jan 2023, 21:21,
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Actually not screenshots from a game
Amazing landscape just doesn't look real (to me)
The Peak of the Balkans Trail: Europe's last true wilderness
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 5 Jan 2023, 2:36,
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looks pretty sweet for a hike
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Jan 2023, 7:22,
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Nice
I've done a bit of climbing in the Julian Alps but not quite made it into Croatia or Albania yet.
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Afroman - Will you help me repair my door
"When the local sheriff's office raids your house on suspicion of drug trafficking and kidnapping but all they find is a bunch of suits and a lemon pound cake, but they accidentally gave you all the footage you need for your next music video.
As a follow up, when he went to the sheriff's office (with a news crew in tow) to retrieve the cash they decided to hold onto, it consistently came up $400 short."
www.fox19.com/2022/11/30/sheriffs-office-comes-up-400-short-returning-cash-afroman-after-home-raid/"
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 22:52,
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I suppose when you mix unaccountability with incompetence you're bound to end up with corruption.
Or, maybe, one of them just got high.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 5 Jan 2023, 1:16,
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They clearly figured they'd find something
and justify themselves with whatever on earth they could come up with.
They should have some kind of provenance (a word I often can't remember but was in this article) for who raised the complaint: a primo cunto and should take a look at themselves.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 6 Jan 2023, 8:24,
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The gull who eats pigeons
Interesting 10 minute vid about an elephant with a ternimal case of hiccups. No, wait, it's about a gull that eats pigeons.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 21:44,
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It was part of Ken Livingstone’s secret omega training program
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 22:06,
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Did that include wanking walruses?
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 22:17,
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you really need to stop asking this
I've told you if you can keep your room tidy we'll see what we can arrange
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 22:58,
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Rocket Concept Payload Comparison (Hazegrayart)
using standard 5-ton elephants.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 20:57,
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That's a lot of elephants for rockets that themselves failed to get off the ground.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 5 Jan 2023, 1:20,
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Realistic city building management game
Some of the messages are amusing.
Sim Nimby by Opoulos
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 9:53,
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Autechre - Artificial Intelligence
Mix from the Ae boys to mark the reissue of Artificial Intelligence.
Artificial Intelligence - 1992 Contextual Mix
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Cheers!
Recently been listening a lot to these recordings of some online radio shows Skam put out a couple of years ago...a lot of quality stuff in there, including a rare set by Gescom, which the Ae guys are affiliated with.
Edit: an mp3 of the Ae AI mix is available, for those, like me, who don't want to stream it on the go, plus a crowdsourced tracklist.
Edit2: Bonus material! Recordings of Skam's Disengage radio shows from the mid-'90s, including several hosted by Gescom/Ae...I've not been through these yet...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 18:49,
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Ae's first few albums were great - crystalline melodies and intricately-constructed beats
They vanished up their own arse ages ago though.
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Why driving on the left... Is right!
This is a man. Saying a thing. About why Britain is brill and most other countries are silly and made of bad thinking.
He makes some good points about why driving on the left side of the road is betterer than the other side which is more wrongulated.
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MiseryCunt, Tue 3 Jan 2023, 23:10,
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He really is a prize bellend.
For some reason YouTube really wants me to listen to his aimless waffling. Life's too short.
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His penis
has a prize bellend?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 21:00,
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No.
His penis really wants me to listen to his aimless waffling.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 21:03,
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USA vs UK is data not like for like
because (as well as other differences) the data he shows takes no account of environment / type of road.
mile for mile, most serious accidents in the UK happen on rural roads.
and the least happen on motorways.
in the UK we have proportionately much less rural roads then the USA. So I would say that is a major factor and a correlation not mentioned in his rant.
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not bollocks at all
look it up.
if you want to call bollocks on something. call bollocks on the idea that everyone in the world is driving one handed all of the time.
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60% of all fatalities occur on country roads
www.insurethebox.com/what-are-the-uks-most-dangerous-roads/
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took about 20 seconds on google to find that in fact
it is not bollocks
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I imagined
just one person with four testicles.
But then, I often do.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 5 Jan 2023, 21:23,
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It also doesn't take into account
that Americans are just shitter at driving. And their cars completely outclass their ability to drive them.
It's nothing to do with what side of the road they drive like assholes on.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 20:59,
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Someone deleted something
This is a violation of the global forum agreement and offenders will be prosecuted.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 21:15,
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I remember getting in a car in the states years ago, back when they different cars to home
And noticed the drivers side big drink holders, for putting their big jumbo pepsi in. Didn’t strike me as a great safety feature
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 21:59,
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Probably safer to put it down than to hold it while driving.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 22:05,
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Or the greedy fat fucks could wait until they get home
It’s not like any of them were in danger of starving
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 22:08,
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I went to the States too
The cars were massive, everything was far away, but the people were nice. I remember liking Americans quite a lot, actually.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 22:05,
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I think that for an intruder
that would be a most ignominious way to get beaten off.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 8:49,
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It was a glansing blow
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 17:23,
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Welcome to 2023 and all that
No more death defying stunts for this chap.
Ken Block: Rally driver and YouTuber killed in snowmobile accident
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 3 Jan 2023, 14:37,
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I'm sadder about this
than a lot of the deaths in 2022
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 1:27,
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A short but important message
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jan 2023, 14:35,
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So that's where I have been going wrong.
They should teach this in schools.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 3 Jan 2023, 14:38,
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I think convention is
the first variable mentioned in a chart title is the y-axis. So for FAFO, he has his backwards.
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y-axis is normally the dependent variable
and as the amount of finding out is dependent on the amount of fucking around, the axes are the correct way round
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Yes, but that's not the point
A graph with temperature on the Y-axis and time on the X-axis would be referred to as "temperature / time", not "time / temperature", so the title should start with "Find out", not "Fuck around".
*edit* I suppose that "Find out from fucking around" would work.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 3 Jan 2023, 17:09,
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if we're being pendantic, none of what you said is correct
what people choose to put on the x and y axis, and what they title it, is an arbitrary choice of what they find aesthetically pleasing. It's often influenced by the comparative size of the two ranges, and the paper or screen format, such as portrait or landscape, as to what displays more usefully on the x and y axis.
your emphasis on title order implies that there's always continuous relationship between the two data sets, but this depends on what data you're describing. It might be true for temperature over time graph. But, for example, I might be throwing darts at a clock and graphing the hours I hit. The time axis might display a 3 oclock, 7 oclock, etc, depending on what I've hit, with hits on the other axis of the totals: 4, 2, 3 etc. But there is no continuous relationship because we're not treating time as a continuous range. It's not hits/time.
In the above example, the relationship is equal. Fuck around = Find Out, therefore Find Out = Fuck around. the order isn't important
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Jan 2023, 22:42,
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Yeah but that’s a bar chart, not a graph.
The convention for graphs is that the quantity you’re interested in goes on the y-axis. If you need more space for y values then you switch to portrait but the y axis is still the vertical one. If you swap the axes out of some aesthetic whim you’ll just end up with a bunch of confused people wondering why the hell they’re looking at a time over distance graph.
As for being equal, if I walk at 1 m/s and plot the distance travel I’ll also get a nice straight line going through the origin, but the values are still different units and not equal in any meaningful sense.
All this pissing up the wall could have easily been avoided if the guy had stated both his units. As it is I seriously doubt his measurements as I have expended 1.4 decafucks and gained only .8 attoboroughs involving myself on this thread.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 3 Jan 2023, 23:56,
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bar chars are graphs, and have and x and y axis, and I said you were generally right about the convention with time
x and y graphs of the type above can have any unit data or scalar data, like scatter graphs. It could be number of volvos owned against butt plugs owned. they don't have to have a relationship, though in the volvo case it's 1:1
my feeling was that without units it's describing a scale, with 10 being the maximum you could fuck around or find out, and they were equal in that scalar relationship. But this is an assumption, so you're right, 'proportional relationship' would have been a more apt description, which grants you a further .1 attoboroughs and 2 degatysons
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 1:15,
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FUCK OFF DOWN THE PUB
is missing.
Usually on the Z-axis.
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Cock BANNED from /talk, Tue 3 Jan 2023, 21:49,
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I feel like we've all learned something
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Jan 2023, 9:02,
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Here is a refinement of that graph:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH9NzJwldok
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Well, that's probably too obscure even for ESPN 8.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Jan 2023, 11:11,
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Ladies and gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China, I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt, I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here today!
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Crokinole seems to be a more relaxed version of crossfire but with strategy
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Apparently someone who uses anal beads to cheat in this game is called a crookinole
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 3 Jan 2023, 11:35,
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They try but they forget the beads are musical and play "Those Endearing Little Charms"
with an explosive climax
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youtu.be/SWgg20IqibM
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 3 Jan 2023, 17:36,
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Observers Episode 8: Strike
I made this!
My new video in which the aliens discover a planet where the workers are being exploited by the owners and when they strike back, the government compensates the owners.
There's a : 360 degree VR version too
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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 2 Jan 2023, 18:34,
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